Colleen Ballinger's Ukulele "Apology" From Hell 

This has been on my mind since I first saw the video...like, she admitted to intentions of being a groomer in the song with that reference, did she not?

I didnt even realize that!! crazy

I may be thinking of the wrong RU-vidr but I feel like I remember her doing a skit based on The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a movie in which the plot twist is the aunt was assaulting the main character

I have four aunts and not a single one of them has sent me body-shaming unsolicited nudes. Weird.

imagine if she was a guy and referred to herself as a "weird uncle"😐 prison

Well, she also used to have a thirteen y.o managing her Twitter account...

She can't even respect her teams boundaries

she texted a link to Trisha Paytas thinking... it would smooth things over or something?? the delusion is wild

Hi again! 🤣

Pretty sure you're a bot

Exactly.

shes 30???

@@tessacyclone6329 37

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@@tessacyclone6329almost 40 actually

I can see that.

I was thinking the same thing, but, now I think it's something more sinister. It's a song, her song, and she's copyright claiming videos with the song so that she gets the revenue from it. So, it seems like she either wanted to make a big pile of money before quitting if it went viral, or she wanted to silence her critics by getting the videos removed if it didn't.

Update: there are a lot of adults that apparently believe her. Many of those who do will cite only her wording in the video, rather than any outside sources, leading me to believe that some fans are not even looking into the exact allegations or doing independent research.

oh my god...that makes so much sense

She also played it in C minor... I cannot tell if it was on purpose or intentional but YIKES....

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Also she still just talks for large parts of her „song“.

This is so funny I cried

air bud would never

it's literally that one scene from Victorious

as a theatre kid maybe we should start oppressing theatre kids /j

As a theatre kid I believe on theatre kid-on-theatre kid crime

In* not on 😭

@@basildasilyou can edit your comments by clicking the 3 dots in the corner

@@thisdudeamiright2321 ik that but yt is being weird and wouldn't let me lmao

I had this exact response. I was like "Shit, this is amazing! But how am I going to tell my friends about it without seeming like a total weirdo?" lol

Little Girls by Oingo Boingo

@@lemonofcake I love that song so much, but I usually just hum it because the lyrics...are...erm.

To the Filthy Frank folder it is then

My thoughts were so similar to that, I was like, DAMN this song slaps but if I tell my mother or my friends i'm toast

Raid shadow legends! (Or raycon)

​@@S3cr3t_Qw1rtzoh please don't drag raycon throught the mud! It's actually damn good product, though I am likely biased.

You made me laugh out loud the lol. The funniest thing to me is that ive seen sooooo many people sponsor it but never actually someone playing it (or hearing about it anywhere else) so uhhhhh-

¿Porque no los dos?

SHADOW LEGENDS!!!!

i’m pretty sure he didn’t groom his cat, he didn’t come on to his cat, he didn’t put his child abuse anywhere near his cat

Or Onision

Kids and cats seem to go hand in hand in those circles💀

Nice

@@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks wait isnt he the guy who humped his cat or smth?

all while one of the Miranda Sings plot points is that she was being molested by the uncle :D

Can confirm. My groomer was a fucking loser

I really do consider pedos and horrible people to be losers. I mean isn’t that what they already are? No normal sane person would ever do what Colleen did.

most child molestors are family members and socially stunted losers tho 😢

@@Jack-px8lf yes that's my point

What the fuck??

Just hearing that makes me want to fart joke my fist across her face

What the F

Honestly so messed up

did you get this info from funkyfrog?? lol i just recognize some of the wording

Even worse, She’s raising 3 kids 😭 she had twins not too long ago

😮

@@Abc-.1 what?! Oh that's so much worse

Those kids need to be taken away from her jesus christ

@@ChelseyCunningham I know lmao, if I’m not mistaken she had a boy and a girl

Ryan deserves an Oscar for that whole scene

Never have I seen such a beautiful RU-vid video. My soul is complete. 😂

I had goosebumps all over

I laughed, cried & shouted "BRAVAAA, RYAN!" Oh my god, everything was perfect 😭 Genuinely the best thing I've seen in a while. The parody is top notch! 🏆 Ryan is a genius lol

Stabbed in her bony little back, even

As a millennial I can not agree more. Kinda sucks because they can be used for good but not everyone deserves that power clearly.

They were a true hero before we ever recognized the threat. Like Cody of Some More News and his early (and constant) warnings of the rising danger of boars.

Yeah...

We should’ve listened to Kurtis Connor…

😂😂

Not necessarily. What she did was damage control with no substance more than anything. Beard actually puts thought and effort into his work Plus he actually has talent. Buuuut you do have a point

It had goddamn Radiohead in it, it was a banger!

Plus interpretive dance!

Elevated her travesty to High Art and I'm willing to fight people over this.

it was amazing and the whole ass music video at the end

I think his version is my favorite song now

F*cking gross. My god...

That seems a little specific, I hope you’re ok

@@BeepBoopBopBap it’s very accurate and it’s not funny.

I have a much older sister like this. Extremely accurate.

@@BeepBoopBopBapactually if you understand how narcissistic abusers operate - this is pretty easy to describe as a fiction. They cross your boundaries in inappropriate ways - and then when you call them out - they explain how they are the ones that are victims / in therapy - aka they should be treated with gloves on + never called out.

On some level of course. There's really no point in real life a person thinks themselves a villain, because otherwise they would try to change their behavior. Like really you just dont have Saturday morning cartoon "I am evil because I like being evil" people in real life. Just a constant string of mental gymnastics.

Glad you caught that too. His savage mockeries are blending from beautiful art to parade of maniacal art. It's fuking insane lol. The dude is the defenition of savage mockery. The only thing Beard isn't capable of is.....growing a beard.

My favorite way to watch it is with her voice put through an AI that makes her sound like Plankton from SpongeBob. I highly recommend, it is far more tolerable that way.

FR like, he made a joker refernece while making a selina may reference WHILE dancing to creep and making it look like peak cinamatography after basically singing colleen to her grave and waving her tata as she decends to hell.💀 Now that takes some wild amounts of talent./hj

🗣️facts

They just have an insanely good sense of cinematography

Wow. Every word you said are right

Agreed

Fax 📠

DAVE STRIDER???

@@Pr3ttyBugsX3real

@@1800PAlN Ik bro

@@Pr3ttyBugsX3REAL!!!!

@@riflefellatio AAAA

Holy hell that's scary. Good on you for getting away from that

interesting that the chords are in A minor when she’s being accused of grooming minors…

​@@Golden_pikachuJAIL💀

Oh god 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Even during her apology she can't stay away from minors smh

yeah, maybe she couldve had c minor too, because thats clearly what she wanted to do

No wonder she looked so lifeless

when i first saw the video i gasped. the filter looks like she's wearing a mask of skin, i've never seen her looking so dead inside

Oh god no wonder she looked so weird. I thought i was just judgemental when i thought to myself she looked weirdly like a monkey only in this specific video😭😭😭 She really said 👁👁 👃 👄

I knew that, is that also why her eyes look so soulless??

@@wannabeismyusernah that’s the lack of a soul

Exactly! I was coming down to say that Ryan's tendency throughout the song to become aggressive and accuse the victims of betraying his trust somehow, really is an accurate portrayal of the way predators - especially groomers - behave. "Why would you tell your mom on me, when I thought all we were doing was joking around and being silly?" is 100% the stance somebody would take, and for a lot of kids who are in the thick of it, it'd even work for a while.

Why’d he make the song catchy💀 This should be nowhere near catchy but he made it….that way

Definately. Beards a master

As someone who's father was also a creep, it's really hard. It's this weird mix of loving them & being disgusted by them. Really, really unfair. I hope at least their other parent is normal, but the fact they married Colleen doesn't give me much hope 🥲 Ugh.

coleens whole family is like this so most likely they will turn their kids like this:(

@@JaseekaRawr lmao. This is exactly what i feel for my dad too. He’s not a sex offender but he’s a cheater that impregnated different women 💀

Her kids will never be able to go to a public school again... they'd be ruthlessly bullied

I don’t know much, but I’m pretty sure her and her brother regularly post videos of they’re kids for views

Alternatively, she could be trying to guilt her audience. Though it could be one or both.

💔 learning this can be extremely painful

I hope you guys have healed in these past six months.

Welcome to beard productions. This channel is gold.

its cuz theyre an angel in disguise.

Lol I won't even class that as an apology but I agree ryan’s parody is a blessing to our ears and eyes

It happened through the magic of radiohead

This guy is the defenition of savage mockery.

The orchestrated creep by radio head was actually kind of tear inducing and the last shot of ryan smudging their lipstick into a grin was horrifying, it would be so sick if they eventually got some kind of role in a film or something. What a cool dude

We could just not claim her in any way shape or form. She could be banned and blacklisted from the PTKMC (past theatre kid millenial club)

@@ville__ Yeah, you post about your weird little clip comp everywhere. Go to bed.

On behalf of the tech kid counsel I formally disembowel any part in theatre she has had

As a theatre kid and vocalist…I agreed wholeheartedly. We don’t want her

As a theater kid, I agree, we do not take her, nor shall we claim her has ours. Sorry

Fr the whole thing was perfect the musical translation and then finally showing her for the clown she is

The slowed down, orchestra version of 'creep' by Radiohead is actually taking me out lmaoooo

I laughed at the part when he did the joker thing, because it's like miranda has that joker mind (it's the society not me)

Lmao

As a white asf person, we're going to get another string instrument every time... we can never win with white women.

​@@heatheretaithahait's true, you take away their ukulele and they pull out a lute, take that and it's a banjo. The instruments slowly get more and more obscure, but nevertheless they will find more

@@heatheretaithahaI live in fear as a violinist

Caucasians are people from Caucasus region, she's just white

Ukulele Players World Wide should have been the official sponsor on this video rather than Surfshark!

they were right, we need good guy with ukulele to save us from bad guy with ukulele

🎵i’m just a weirdo🎵

THIS !!!

When he did the interpretive back-stabbing dance i died😂😂 beautifully executed

The Smearing of Miranda's Lipstick into the joker face at the end was comedy gold! honestly that's about how crazy Colleen has made herself look with that ukulele apology.

The joker thing really got me. Fits perfectly.

And especially the use of the song creep by radiohead, fits perfectly

By her logic 99% of discord mods are innocent angels then 😂😂😂

It reminds me when James Charles said he was desperate 💀💀 like it was gonna excuse anything

Yeah creeps are often losers. That Venn diagram isn't a circle but its pretty damn close.

no fr 💀💀 the fact that she says “i bet no ones opinions will change” after her song is so fucking funny because there were legitimate supporters that lost their shit seeing this

​@@XhumpersX"I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what am I doing here?"

💯

This became my favorite comment ever on the topic 😂

Incredible reference

Tbh I hated that movie as a kid because, ya know, people aren't THAT cartoonishly evil in real life, and climate change was/is a serious issue and it felt like it was being delegitimized. And then I grew up and realized that no, billionaires really are that cartoonishly evil. And that the marketing around that movie was exactly what they were criticizing at points.

@@katia.andersonwhat is it a reference to? tysm

@@blueberries408 the Lorax :)

i dont mean to be rude but ryan has said that they dont use the honorific Mr. anymore!

​@@aforkinsoup correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they have stated that they don't made how people refer to them, showing a preference for they/them/theirs

​@@chrysoprase812Well, the "Mr" was taken out of all the channel titles, so I think it's fair to say its been ohased out.

@@obara7366 maybe read my comment again

LOL!

I can't😂

What she wanted from you by asking that, is to simply forgive her. She knows what she should do. And if she wanted to, she'd have already turned herself in. She tried to make you pity her so you'll forgive her. She knew that what she did to you was wrong, but she still did it because it doesn't matter to her how it will literally permanently destroy you physically and mentally. My mom didn't seggsually abuse me, but I can still relate although not to the same extent. She beat and berated me often, and becomes threatening when I question her beliefs. She's a right wing Christian conservative who is generally a piece of shit. I'm a closeted trans man, and she finds great importance with me acting like a proper Lady. She spouts the loving words of jesus, while thinking people of colour, queer and trans people are inferior to her. It hurts me being forced to spend time with her. But she doesn't see children as real people who deserve respect. And as long as I'm not 18, she can make me do whatever she wants. I do not like physical contact from my parents. But they don't care, my parents will hug and kiss me even when I tell them to stop. My right to give consent doesnt matter to them. My feelings don't matter as long as I'm still a child. I can't dress and act the way I like, because thats not the way a girl should be. I have a friend, who'se parents allow her to dress howether she wants. My mother thinks that her mom is forcing her daughter to be like a boy, when she's too young for that. But forcing me to be a girl when I am not, is appearantly ok? "Until you are an adult, I'm allowed to do whatever I want with you". Queer people are sexualizing children, but my family making sexual jokes about my big chest is totally ok and not dehumanizing. She wants to dictate how I look, depending on what other boys want. I am only 14 years old, but I should shave my Private parts because boys don't like it to be hairy. I hate my parents, I wish I could be an adult so my parents will never be allowed to dictate what I do, and what I can and can't be. My parents tell me they only want to make me happy, but their actions already give away their bullshit. They would never allow me to be happy if I told them what I wanted. They claim they love me, but if I opened up to them, I'd be dead to them. Every time I tell them how much they hurt me, they get offended because I'm just trying to hurt their precious feelings. My mom apologises so many times, but she makes the same mistake again. I forgived her, SO MANY TIMES. But I only just realised that she used her tears to make me pity her and forgive her, Even if she doesn't realise what she's doing. I genuinely hate her. I will never forgive her. When I grow up, I'll leave and never look back. I do not care how it will make my family feel. They have hurt me more than I can count and will continue to do it for 4 more years. My school friends will make these years at least a bit more bearable (I hope).

there was a point before the terrifying lipstick smear where i was like "this is elizabeth moss good." ryan delivered

I found these lines particularly heinous and manipulative. Made me mad when I heard it, it seemed like she was implying "if I do something to myself it's because you all drove me to it", like a partner threatening to kill themselves if they get left. Absolutely horrific and atrocious behavior.

​@singularity___ this is immediately what I picked up on when I first watched the video, and I've been surprised how few people talk about it. Maybe it's just because I have personal experience with a person in my life threatening self harm and suicide, but the constant allusions to her own death and dying seem like such a clear manipulation tactic. There's no purpose other than to make others think she might hurt herself as a result of victims coming forward. It's so upsetting.

So glad other people picked up on this as well. Using the veiled threat of unaliving herself is so manipulative, especially combined with her performative self-effacing humor. I've watched a couple commentary channels react to her video, and I'm surprised none of them brought it up. Though to be fair, there's just so much heinous garbage to parse though, if you touched on every single piece you'd probably end up with a 5 hour dissertation.

I agree. The death threats were abusive, manipulative, and harmful to her target audience: CHILDREN.

In a court of law, that would be called a CONFESSION OF CHILD SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

Ik why aren't these people in prison 💀😭😭😭😭

EXACTLY, I feel like that especially seeing it called "#traumageddon". This isn't "Drama", she abused kids, treat it like it is, people! Also the fact that the tag harkens back to ANOTHER CONTROVERSY, it's literally an inside joke

Exactly 🤢

@@xakirax_8864 she will be

Finally found someone who thinks that way too. It seems like she knows, but knows as well that kids are stupid and won’t notice that greenish blur.

No one is saying she looks like the girl from Sleepaway Camp and it's just not fair to let that slide.

@@cyberpilate that is the most accurate description of her look I’ve seen. Creepily so

totally lol

Yeah her eyes look freaky af

Right?!? I have a few under age followers on my TikTok and I would never communicate with them privately!

I'm 33 and I don't know what I'd even have to talk about with kids?! Nothing in my life and a 15 year olds life are the same to make conversation with...? But I guess that's just cos I'm not into talking about sex with them

​​​​​​​​​@@Neppy22see im the opposite. im like a victim of csa so i understand and relate to kids better than adults on like an emotional level or like we seem to see things more similarly. and we usually have more similar interests like video games, animals, mine craft, cartoons. plus kids actually wanna play while usually adults just wanna sit around and id rather just have fun than be boring and talk. but then theres a line where predators like colleen cross where she resents the kid's innocence and she makes inappropriate jokes and tries to corrupt them morally and shows them pornography or some adults try to get kids to do drugs or drink with them and thats just so bad. and she doesn't feel comfortable with them sharing about their time and conversations with her to their parents or the ppl who look after them and thats wrong. it ok to be like fred rogers tho, like he understood kids and went out of his way to not traumatize them in any way even on accident, like hed overthink his scenes to make sure not to scare kids because he kinda still thought like a kid. i remember he had a fight with that one early cohost he had over a joke involving a stuffed animal trapped in a glove box in a car and he said no that was inappropriate and the kids would worry for the safety of the stuffed animal. another scene he made popcorn and it started overflowing and he redid the scene because kids might feel scared when the popcorn over popped. this is literally like fred rogers nightmare come to life this new generation of children's entertainment and i like to think his spirit involved in the karma when it comes around and starts exposing these youtubers with child audiences who are doing inappropriate things.

​@@yourmom2189I block kids if they follow my Tiktok bc it weirds me out! (not saying you need to do the same or anything.) But like I'm 35 I don't want to have to filter myself for kids and worry about whether I'm being appropriate or not. Too weird and I have nothing in common with minors!

@@shawnalynn5198 I don’t do anything inappropriate on TikTok. I’m still not sure comfortable putting myself out in the world, so I mainly just play with filters. I’m also autistic and trans so I guess I want to be a positive roll model for others who are still trying to figure themselves out and show them it’s ok to be different. If they comment on a video, I will engage in an appropriate way, but that’s public., so I don’t feel unsafe doing that.

no but seriously 😭 why does ryan have so many talents

@@maci__302 seriouslyyyyy i love it so much 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

found them like a week ago and binging. Ryans talented

Them? So is it he/they or they/them?

@@HazbinCovenWitch ryan uses they/them pronouns

I’m not gonna lie, I don’t understand how people just didn’t realize how problematic these things they did were. It’s so blatant.

As someone who is also on the spectrum, I love commentary videos because it helps me find out about drama and morbid topics and other things like that without having to actually find the original videos/posts themselves! Also something about commentary videos in general scratches my brain in the right way ynknow

agreed - i also have asd and commentary channels show me how to talk about my interests ^_^

not everyone is that observant and aware, most likely why OP specified that they’re autistic, manipulation wouldn’t exist if no one was susceptible to it

Exactly. A lot of us also ended up in echo chambers, not realizing that we were being taken advantage of and so uneducated on social behaviors and the law. It wasnt til commentary channels brought these points up, I realized I need to take a look at the media i was consuming. And boy was a lot of what i grew up with wildly not okay lol

Fr

Reminded me the last bit of a content cop.

it fits so well, and i never would have guessed it.

Got us in the first ha

Same here!

Two negatives equals one positive, and this video is the perfect example of it

i could’ve gone my whole life without reading ‘beardussy’ but you took that away 😔

i was with you all the way up until beardussy

not "bearbussy" 😭😭😭

*pulls out accountability ukulele* I just wanted to come on here and say sorry to everyone I victimized with the word “Beardussy”

​@@hayleypatin7899your apology would be better than Colleen's 😭

I literally cried

I just kept repeat 'THIS is Art!' over and over. 😂

Ikr

no for real! this was 1000/10

Literally though!! Makes me wanna get back into Radiohead T^T

no this was funny, you can stay

i know thank god i never had twitter as a kid or else i prob would’ve been one of her victims😬

@@ville__ nahhh she's a groomer, it is what it is 🤷🏿‍♀️

RIGHTTT

You dodged a bullet by not going to her live shows tbh

@@ville__oh my god you’re everywhere! Take a break!

its pitiful that she even called her 1 man paid 30 cents on Fiverr a "team"

@thecrazians157 8 giving you actual good advice so you wont make an apology video about how you didnt groom kids but you actually did and that everyone is toxic because she got called out, in the form of a ukelele song. For 30 cents (:

" They never said i couldnt... SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNG!!! " girl literaly saud that all humans make mistakes- but we all know she made fun of Trisha Pyats's n___s after STALKING her only fans, and sent them to minors, etc... like- BFFR and Collen put a copywrite over it too... 💀💀 im so done with her- when is this gonna end fr... edit: WHY IS SHE NOT IN JAIL- FR..

Someone really should take the sienna Mae dance and put Colleen song on top of it That would be gold

At least Sinenna was like 20. Colleen is ALMOST 40!!

@@incw.2601 no doubt!😂

I still think Sienna Mae has her beat lol

I KNEW THE RADIOHEAD REFERENCE MADE SENSE- (Book of Life movie reference too!)

It truly _is_ magnificent.

same

naw i hope she doesnt see this she doesnt deserve to and shed just use it as an excuse to mock someones body again the talent and insight would be completely lost and wasted on her in her current state.