Colloquium: The Magnetic Monopole Ninety Years Later 

Magnetic Monopole, where are you? Why are you just showing up in front of me and not to all these people? So, my dear colleagues in the physics department, you have been talking and doing your math gymnastics for so long, Show us the real true magnetic monopole now, please, otherwise you are just waisting your precious time, efforts and most especially taxpayer's funding and our time as well.