Man Reveals Why He Is Eternally Single - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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One final collage from my incredible show in Berlin where a single man named Paul reveals disastrously why he is eternally single.
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11 апр 2024

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@GeoffreyAsmus 2 месяца назад

If you like this, come see me on tour - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Charlotte, NYC, LA, Las Vegas, Knoxville, Des Moines, Maine, Portland, Nashville, Houston, New Jersey, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto and so many more unfortunately. Or Sign up for my email list to find when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@kellyseggerman4311 2 месяца назад

Get on kill Tony please. You would murder that show

@Clarkillustrations 2 месяца назад

Thank you so much for making me laugh. I saw you @ Teehees in Des Moines tonight & you were great. I needed this...I bought a ticket in advance & my grandfather passed away the day before the show, then I had to put my dog of 14yrs down THAT DAY. Life shit directly in my face & eyes, but you made me deliriously happy for a moment. I spoke to you after & you were so nice. I told you I yelled out "You're doin good!" & you've got a new podcast listener. Idc if u remember, just wanted to say thanks. ❤

@iamtigerjames9978 2 месяца назад

Leaving a comment so my parents don't have to live with the shame of knowing their son perished in battle against an alpha comedian

@podespault 2 месяца назад

I would add, a balding comedian 😂

@IHJello 2 месяца назад

They were so confused when you emphasized their clapping. You almost got a standing ovation.

@travisolander4749 2 месяца назад

Klaus may have fought a decent battle, but Geoffrey is winning the war in Germany. Fuckin slaying.

@Looshington 2 месяца назад

that clapping bit to win the room over must’ve been a great feeling. Good stuff

@ChandlerSavage 2 месяца назад

Your hot-take on that sexually confused German was PERFECT! Your crowd work is top notch! I'd love to see you on Stand-up on the Spot and Kill Tony!

@TheLightParade 2 месяца назад

Honestly- really respect the risk of doing stand up in Germany. You freaking are really doing the work dude. You’re hilarious and thanks for making me laugh so much this past year!!

@jasontoothaker2879 2 месяца назад

What risk? 100% less risky than the Bible Belt

@TheLightParade 2 месяца назад

@@jasontoothaker2879 cultural differences, language barrier, etc. I figured it would be obvious?

@brandonwilliams4112 2 месяца назад

Spirit of OJ possessing Geoffrey at 6:02

@richardprice7314 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@jakemertz2660 2 месяца назад

I love how you tie so many people in the room together, it’s hilarious and creates a cool feeling of connection

@jawharp9467 2 месяца назад

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

@stevecaird 2 месяца назад

Killer riff

@krebstar-hf4dz 2 месяца назад

guys help... I commented but Geoffrey still has me in his basement. please. it hurts. I'm scared.

@celestialfiend7911 2 месяца назад

Showed you to my friend and he binge watched every video you have 🤣 keep up the great alpha comedy🤘🏻

@joseserra8339 2 месяца назад

I´m a Trump loving nazi and I love your groundbreaking comedy. It´s beyond awesome. You´re like a great jazz musician improvising beautifully. And also thanks for teaching me the meaning of the word shart.

@SanMarin0 2 месяца назад

Another banger. This European tour seems stellar.

@terrenceenglert5461 2 месяца назад

You decorate your place just like my great aunt miriam.

@itsTtttank Месяц назад

Bird feeder with both my hands to clap for you👏👏👏

@mntrystudio 2 месяца назад

Definitely on the list of must-sees!

@kucam12mischablue 2 месяца назад

I cannot believe you are blessing us almost daily with this free content. Bless you Sir and keep rockin!

@kylegray2018 2 месяца назад

Amazing as always

@TerofiedBeats 2 месяца назад

Stretchy stretchy! Gonna have to try the bird feeder next time

@beatrice3338 2 месяца назад

Please don't 🙏😂

@aaronnokaoi 2 месяца назад

Showed up for the Thursday night show in Boston. Hilarious!

@shmark_ctw5618 2 месяца назад

Don't kill me! 😂 just don't stop doing comedy. You're insanely good

@vagabondian7 2 месяца назад

I almost spit out my lemon water when the German guy started talking. Keep up the great work!

@mikeblalock4116 2 месяца назад

The risk of a brisket being perfectly smoked is scary

@SiaAbderezai 2 месяца назад

This set was a banger.

@caryspace 2 месяца назад

Great crowd work!

@emerys18tv67 2 месяца назад

Amazing performance !!!

@hatchetman664 2 месяца назад

the applause at the end was goated

@pedromorelos1657 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂 killed me with that outro

@kms4735 2 месяца назад

Talented young sir 😊

@lemonadegrave 2 месяца назад

Commenting for your career

@themilkman9969 2 месяца назад

Hitting the like cuz i liked the death threat at the end 😊

@andrewchisholm4481 2 месяца назад

see you in Toronto. I talked one of my friends into coming also. gonna be a blast

@Slamolo 2 месяца назад

Thank you Mr Asmus

@TheSpaceMomma 2 месяца назад

You’re telling me I have to decide between getting to be unalived by Geoffrey or commenting to help him in the algorithm?

@TekaDon 2 месяца назад

Legendary

@donmiguelbe 2 месяца назад

The guy who said the bit about perishing in battle with the alpha comedian and not dying in shame won the day on these here threads. Commenting so that the algorithm favors thee.

@drewruff410 2 месяца назад

Great 👍

@guruamit 2 месяца назад

Im coming to zanies in Nashville to see you Saturday and bringing 3 friends !! Flying in actually to see you !!

@fabienmaitre-muhl4770 2 месяца назад

so good

@rathersane 2 месяца назад

I was going to leave a comment, but now you’re going to have to come to Albuquerque and kill me for it.

@hamongog 2 месяца назад

Liked, subscribed, commented.

@lenwoodtownsend 2 месяца назад

good stuff

@donbocia1557 2 месяца назад

Come make a show in Argentina! Awesome as always. Cheers

@kerch-e 2 месяца назад

That was really funny.

@avataraarow 2 месяца назад

You’ll never catch me alive Geoffrey

@gabrielgreen9883 2 месяца назад

Can't wait for effen Ottawa. U are a slayer!!!!

@bobbyhan5504 2 месяца назад

Holy hell that is Germany alright

@dimitrigerman8376 2 месяца назад

Comment so Geoff doesn’t gut me like a pig

@kyleleisie2475 2 месяца назад

Best inter dimensional comedian I know.

2 месяца назад

Just commenting to keep living!

@badonkadonks 2 месяца назад

wait thats why i only clap when i watch your videos?

@sianefer-ptah1258 Месяц назад

On your way to stardom 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@dru4670 2 месяца назад

Felix and Klaus are back! Also i had to comment in fear of being hunted down and bloodgutted! 😢

@leem9327 2 месяца назад

GVOAT... every time.. 2 things I reckon' Geoffrey never failed at-- geography--- and making rooms laugh.. heartily. Can't wait to see you in Ottawa!!✌🏻❤

@thomasfokas 2 месяца назад

I wish you were in San Francisco and I see that the LA show is sold out. Please consider our humble town on your next tour. 🙃

@averya.8622 13 минут назад

Wasn’t going to leave a comment but then I watched the end of this

@pwrhr 2 месяца назад

Applause breaks for every joke

@davidarellano870 2 месяца назад

Don't cut me again!!!!

@misfitbritt 2 месяца назад

Kinda dont wanna leave a like so you can hunt me down 😂 You're the fuckin man Geoffrey!

@swiftycortex 2 месяца назад

My sisters live in Portland, so I am gonna tell them about your upcoming show there

@GeoffreyAsmus 2 месяца назад

Plz do

@jxrx4577 2 месяца назад

I’ve been enjoying ya for a bit. Come to Hawaii, give me a shout 🤙🏽

@Revjkin 2 месяца назад

I’ve been forced to comment. Also, great set!

@MosaicFragments 2 месяца назад

Brrrioo how are you gonna play La, then Oregon and not come by the Bay Area??? I’d love to see you anywhere between SF and Sacramento, seriously one of my favorite comedians out there.

@davedale2010 2 месяца назад

Hey Geoffrey (Jeffrey, how its really spelt). You're a funny guy. I've been watching you for a few months now, on youtube, you make me laugh a lot. I thank you. Will you ever come to England to do your stand up? I might buy a ticket. Might. 😑

@GeoffreyAsmus 2 месяца назад

I was just in London! I shall return though. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m back- eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@davedale2010 2 месяца назад

Aw sweet. Ill do just that. Thank you 😊.

@jalexb915 2 месяца назад

Good stuff. I clapped the whole time 👋👋👋 😉

@ianmackinlay8925 2 месяца назад

Nice

@kobalt9948 2 месяца назад

The beard is a good move, really hides the boils

@chrisschaab2940 2 месяца назад

Come to Calgary!

@GeoffreyAsmus 2 месяца назад

Calgary is on the list for next winter. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@alex_is_jc 2 месяца назад

Commenting for self-preservation 😅

@frederickdelius1106 2 месяца назад

I guess this guys allright. He needs to do more podcast

@TheAxlSnaks 2 месяца назад

I am watching and commenting per instruction, I'm just doing my job

@michaelh8854 2 месяца назад

Good stuff alpha dog

@katdog9786 2 месяца назад

Beefy!!! As a bartender in Door Co who f'n loves live music, I clap! And try to get the rest of the listeners to too. Comedy, I give guttural laughter while clapping slow..then fast and hard. No babybird shite.

@AceTheFirePunch 2 месяца назад

You deserve more

@bobm9621 2 месяца назад

Its so true. In germany people clap when they are at a live comedy show and laugh a bit. Also we dont clap at the end of movies in the theater . It makes no sense to clap because the people in the movie aren't there .

@LilByrdFly2 2 месяца назад

❤ Geoffrey!! I missed you, where you been???

@wakingupsad 2 месяца назад

You're such a gamer Geoffrey (I don't want to die)

@ftlbaby 2 месяца назад

We're cutting out beef and Paul.

@djglander2622 2 месяца назад

Klaus and Felix: better than Brady and Moss?

@djangotrane 2 месяца назад

Hey mom, Goofrey’s at it again, come watch!

@Waday 2 месяца назад

Love you

@smbober 2 месяца назад

Please don't kill me

@oddjobs3025 2 месяца назад

just don't wanna die

@fullname9338 2 месяца назад

commenting to follow the demonetization journey. See you in pdx.

@matthewlogan1456 2 месяца назад

Telling my kids this is Matt Rife

@R.J.MacReady1982 2 месяца назад

So I took the noose out last night, Mr. Asmus, after I found out some horrific shit about you. I can't really live with myself anymore after finding out you hate anime. 😆you rule, dude!❤

@JoshuaBasurto-zb2xd Месяц назад

FEED THE BIRD

@Mrchristuranoh 2 месяца назад

Lmao @clapping

@TheKrisCollins 2 месяца назад

10/10

@jake.notfromstatefarm 2 месяца назад

Come back to SF, I missed you last time!

@GeoffreyAsmus 2 месяца назад

I’m back late this yearrr. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@kyleleisie2475 2 месяца назад

One of the best in the game right now. Especially crowd work. It’s only overrated if you suck at it. Come to Pittsburgh soon please!! Saw you in cleveland but now I gotta show you to my pals.

@GeoffreyAsmus 2 месяца назад

I’m in beautiful Pittsburgh in September. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@kyleleisie2475 2 месяца назад

@@GeoffreyAsmus thankyou brother

@thomastorr1983 2 месяца назад

Hey Geoff, I want to share this joke I use to do on stage: My girlfriend always gets upset with me whenever I rap along to rap songs and accidentally say the N word with a Hard R, which I think is hypocritical because she constantly refers to me as the R******* with a soft D