Comedian Roasts The South - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy

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Hello fellow alphas. This April I embarked on a 12 day, 8 city tour of the American south. Along the way I wrote some incredible stand up comedy jokes about every city (though I didnt film in Charleston or Wilmington sadly). Please enjoy this great stand up comedy and crowd work. I do it all for you and the insatiable algorithm.
The South is an amazing place filled with great people. There are cool open-minded people everywhere in this failed nation if you just take the time to look.
I also have upcoming shows around the country -
Come to a darn show. Buy tickets here - www.whitecomed...
6/7 - San Jose - improv.com/san...
6/9 - 6/10 - Denver - www.denvercome...
6/11 - Salt Lake City - www.wiseguysco...
6/13 - Eagle, CO - www.eventbrite...
6/14 - Vail, CO - www.eventbrite...
6/16 - 6/17 - Fort Collins - www.comedyfort...
6/28 - 7/1 - Minneapolis - acmecomedy.sea...
7/14 - 7/15 - Boston - offcabot.org/s...
8/13 - Buffalo - buffalo.helium...
8/25 - 8/26 - Rutherford, New Jersey - www.bananascom...
9/22 - Orlando - www.eventbrite...
9/24 - Tampa - ci.ovationtix....
10/11 - Portland - portland.heliu...
Where should I go later this summer?

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@hatchetman664 Год назад

now i will never not think of black beans and woman of color together lmao. Geoffrey is a G

@jmf1134 Год назад

F Yes😂😂😂😂

@CyrixD2 Год назад

The South Carolina joke was great, I've also only spent three hours there and that's the best way to describe it

@marcrobinson4907 Год назад

Soooo good man😂😂😂. That black bean joke was a monster. Just when I think you’ve outdone yourself you slay me with that confederate statue joke. Man you are dope! 😅😅😅 clever stuff.

@eddy87su Год назад

I can't tell if you work really hard, and write these jokes or you're just the funniest guy ever naturally. You go to any place and just sling joke after joke, all of them topical to the locals and all of them killing.

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

It’s a little bit of both 😅

@judefliegler1745 Год назад

the wells fargo joke had me rolling. genuine laughing outloud. very cool

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

hell yea. thats my favorite

@nickeffiecheaney1935 Год назад

The Wells Fargo bit is HILARIOUS! I love everything by this freaking alpha!

@DarkPesco Год назад

You have a mic on this set. Why did you not pay the sound operator 50 bucks to record your lines through the sound system and then overlay it on the video? The camera mic sounds like crap and the audience members closer to the mic than your speakers not only drowned out you but were better quality than you!

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

Damn. Is it that bad? I’ll caption the next one too

@AUser-t6n Год назад

Geoffrey, come on! Such alpha sets don't deserve this poor audio. A Picasso doesn't scribble on napkins. In seriousness, couldn't you use a second device closer to the stage just to record the sound? Or get the audio directly from the mic? Hurts to miss some of the punchlines. :(

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

damn is it that bad? tried to record better this time

@henryvanderwater6974 Год назад

@@GeoffreyAsmus the audio isn't great tbh but you're killing it

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

I have upcoming shows around the country - buy some tickets - and subscribe for more jokes Mailing list - eepurl.com/h_HMIX 8/11 - 8/12 - Toronto - www.royalcomedy.ca/events 8/13 - Buffalo - buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/219497 8/25 - 8/26 - Rutherford, New Jersey - www.bananascomedyclub.com/events/75586 8/31 - 9/2 - Madison, Wisconsin - www.madisoncomedy.com/event/geoffrey_asmus23/2023-08-31/ 9/15 - 9/16 - thecomedystore.com/la-jolla/calendar/la-jolla/# 9/21 - Miami - www.eventbrite.com/e/662546473337 9/22 - Orlando - www.eventbrite.com/e/642358961947 9/23 - Jacksonville - www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-night-in-st-augustine-wgeoffrey-asmus-tickets-657388916947 9/24 - Tampa - ci.ovationtix.com/35578/production/1163571 10/11 - Portland - portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/223167 10/19 - 10/21 - Kansas City - www.thecomedyclubkc.com/events/72628 10/22 - Huntsville, Alabama - huntsville.standuplive.com/shows/226740 10/27 - 10/28 - Dallas - dallas-comedyclub.com/shows/ 12/1 - 12/2 - Phoenix - www.micdropmania.com/events/77317 12/8 - 12/9 - Austin, TX - www.creekandcave.com/shows/geoffrey-asmus-73601

@kevingruenofficial Год назад

I've been spreading your name around every time someone asks about my favorite comedians. Definitely watch you, Stravos Halkias, & Ryan Long the most - You'll definitely be there in no time - the growth is happening!

@dtrg65 Год назад

legend

@FoilFencingWill Год назад

I should have guessed that you’d visit Chickamauga Battlefield! I hope you enjoyed your time on the tour.

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

good battlefield. underrated battle

@En0ugh_4lready Год назад

Got to see him at Sesh in NYC. Like seeing the Beatles in some crap pub in England before anyone knew them. He's going to absolutely blow up soon.

@DrPhilGoode Год назад

You kiss him??

@user82938 Год назад

Nailed the SC clothing style.

@ericseeley3074 Год назад

Amazing set, but what are these acoustics?

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

damn are they that bad? I thought this one was much better

@hendy24 Год назад

Man this is some fucking high quality crowd work! 6:18 was soo good

@SailorGreenTea 5 месяцев назад

1:28, 😆

@dribblewithjacob9131 Год назад

Man I’m so bummed you’re only doing one night in the Bay Area. I’ll make it next time, when the venue is even larger and the tickets are more expensive

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

ill be back absolutely. this one was very last minute

@cindyfofi5160 6 месяцев назад

G . You have me laughin so hard! Yer amazing!❤

@u32481 Год назад

That easter joke is so true lol

@falsegarden Год назад

the beta males aint gonna like this one

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

they are shaking in their boots

@CowboyDrive Год назад

Literally just had a discussion about whether Geoffrey or Mark Normand was the best youtube comic at the moment. Cant wait to see you TONIGHT! Denver 06.10

@CowboyDrive Год назад

One of the best live shows I have ever been to. We are definitely a fan. Come back soon.

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

hell yea. that was such a fun time

@austin-l5o Год назад

The one night you’re in SJ I’ve been planning for and my job decides to change my work schedule for just that one week 🙃 I guess they’re hating on me being exposed to too much alpha energy

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

they are always praying on my downfall

@austin-l5o Год назад

@@GeoffreyAsmus I managed to get permission to leave early and go. I guess they have a policy on not holding people up from seeing the king of greatness

@Yhoshua_B Год назад

I always enjoy watching you dude! The best comedy for smart people! Were you in Indy any time recently? I thought I saw a line up but don't see it anymore.

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

i was there in early May! I'll be back though. Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when I'm back - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@TommyLikeTom Год назад

The red bar at the bottom of the thumbnail is smart because I can't tell if I've watched this video or not

@joetrinkle2553 Год назад

Goddamn it, that Impossible Burger joke. I had a throwaway joke very similar when I was bartending, but yours is dynamite.

@unshookclothing Год назад

The only thing not great about this video is the audio quality

@DavdMar 4 месяца назад

Why is the sound on all of his videos so terrible?? Such a shame

@GeoffreyAsmus 4 месяца назад

It’s much better now

@DavdMar 4 месяца назад

@@GeoffreyAsmus I know they’re not all like that. While I have your attention I just want to say how much I enjoy watching your shows. I don’t like a lot of comedians but you’re up there with the best of them. Very talented.

@mindphaserxy Год назад

You and Halkias need to have a crowdwork showdown

@TommyLikeTom Год назад

You're reaching critical mass.

@pnwesty7174 Год назад

The Black Bean Burger........😅

@blank_intensity Год назад

South FL pls

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

Gonna be in Miami in September! sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@sunsetbari Год назад

that last joke was genius lmfao

@wheatontea Год назад

Great stuff man!!! 😂😂😂

@Mollikar Год назад

Oh man Fort Collins, nice. Make an excuse to do a show in Yosemite Park they have that hotel from The Shining and you can feed the bears.

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

now that would be fun

@troyledbetter5452 Год назад

This guy is like a more masculine Kanye West. Pure Alpha energ.

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

hahahaha

@Vinny_donuts 11 месяцев назад

This is gold.

@carter7515 Год назад

you killed in San Jose last night - you gotta come out here more

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

Absolutely. That was a fun time. I’ll be back in the Bay soon

@jacobhatcher1223 Год назад

HOW DOES HE DO IT??!!

@samcatsam Год назад

killing it G

@Jonathanwebb100 Год назад

Yo my buddy who's a stand up is in the background of your Chattanooga set. Right on. Can't believe I missed that show. Great bits!

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

chattanooga was an amazing crowd. ill be back for sure

@Jonathanwebb100 Год назад

@@GeoffreyAsmus yeah I'd say all the crowds I've done have been a good mix of people willing to laugh at dark shit without making it too political.

@JackReevesdrumandbass Год назад

PLEASE add a second seattle show

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

we did! the early show still has tickets. you can get some here - www.ticketweb.com/event/geoffrey-asmus-here-after-tickets/12945945

@StreetShamann Год назад

🟨

@evolvc Год назад

👏

@cinapse Год назад

Dude. Thanks again ❤

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

hell yea

@dylandoherty3782 Год назад

What Chairman Mao book?

@DeAthWaGer Год назад

I dunno but carrying around a commie book is apparently fine, carry around Mein Kampf and everyone has a fit. Hitler killed 6mil+, that's like a warmup routine for Uygur slave camps in China.

@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад

haha a book about Mao. not by Chairman Mao. Big difference from a book BY Hitler. Called "Mao" by Jung Chang. Very detailed and horrifying biography of the Chairman

@dylandoherty3782 Год назад

@@GeoffreyAsmus too bad; nothing says “I know impossible burgers aren’t made of real beef” like repping the Little Red Book. Mao’s Great Famine by Frank Dikotter is also good if you want more fun facts about the chairman.