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The King Of Crowd Work Goes To DC - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy 

Geoffrey Asmus
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@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
I have upcoming shows around the country - buy some tickets - 6/7 - San Jose - improv.com/sanjose/comic/geoffrey+asmus/ 6/9 - 6/10 - Denver - www.denvercomedyunderground.com/events/69291 6/11 - Salt Lake City - www.wiseguyscomedy.com/events/geoffrey-asmus 6/13 - Eagle, CO - www.eventbrite.com/e/vail-comedy-show-eagle-co-june-13-2023-geoffrey-asmus-tickets-558941327557?aff=hl 6/14 - Vail, CO - www.eventbrite.com/e/vail-comedy-show-june-14-2023-geoffrey-asmus-tickets-558893113347?aff=hl 6/16 - 6/17 - Fort Collins - www.comedyfortcollins.com/calendar?month=6&year=2023 6/28 - 7/1 - Minneapolis - acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/73832 7/14 - 7/15 - Boston - offcabot.org/shows/geoffrey-asmus/497 8/13 - Buffalo - buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/219497 8/25 - 8/26 - Rutherford, New Jersey - www.bananascomedyclub.com/events/75586 9/22 - Orlando - www.eventbrite.com/e/642358961947 9/24 - Tampa - ci.ovationtix.com/35578/production/1163571
@beauxgray4090
@beauxgray4090 Год назад
Come to Arizona! You're hilarious! Just recently found out about you online and can't get enough! Keep up the great work! 😂👍
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
@@beauxgray4090 I’ll be out there this fall! sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@beauxgray4090
@beauxgray4090 Год назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus Awesome, I'll do that and see you then man!
@CharlesDenison
@CharlesDenison Год назад
"Usually evenings" was such a genius reply
@rustyp69
@rustyp69 Год назад
I love how you phase between based and problematic multiple times per joke, it really shows a willingness to abandon your morals for the bit, which I really admire
@marcrobinson4907
@marcrobinson4907 Год назад
I love the way you stick it to everyone. You probably inadvertently bring people together. When everyone is laughing at your jokes it shows that 1. You’re a talented funny genius. 2. We all agree that we are a silly society and the far left and far right are an endless source of material for you.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
this is a good comment
@placebo5466
@placebo5466 Год назад
that closer was fucking brutal.
@em0_tion
@em0_tion Год назад
I was expecting something worse, but then again, I love dark humor. 😁
@djofortunato5799
@djofortunato5799 Год назад
Usually Evenings Omg 😆
@tonyhollis2480
@tonyhollis2480 Год назад
Geoff I almost never say a joke goes too far, but the huge laughing "oh ho hoooo noooo" I made on that one means it's pretty damn close to the line and I love it 😂
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
Haha on the last one?
@tonyhollis2480
@tonyhollis2480 Год назад
@Geoffrey Asmus yes! Too clever dude 😂
@travisdip
@travisdip Год назад
You are my favorite comedian. This was a great set 😂
@rjmari
@rjmari Год назад
Yea the outfit changes really tie the whole set together.
@benbrokke1165
@benbrokke1165 Год назад
You're amazing man. Discovered you via your knowing every world capital video and have been following since, from halfway round the world mind you. Really hope you get big soon, god knows you deserve it. If you ever take your alpha comedy to Europe, make sure to drop by Vienna - I'll be there!
@IvanDurham
@IvanDurham Год назад
Easily one of my favorite "new to me" comics out there. So fucking good.
@tatu9805
@tatu9805 Год назад
I’ve had diarrhea every day for eight years.
@bminerrolltide
@bminerrolltide Год назад
Interesting. Comment up voted.
@rustyp69
@rustyp69 Год назад
this is who we are Geoff. these are your people
@tatu9805
@tatu9805 Год назад
@@rustyp69 I had diarrhea again this morning.
@rustyp69
@rustyp69 Год назад
@@tatu9805 must be used to it by now though
@tatu9805
@tatu9805 Год назад
@@rustyp69 No! I have diarrhea every day!
@kreigpinson4368
@kreigpinson4368 Год назад
You’re one of the funniest right now for sure
@blueandgreenslacks
@blueandgreenslacks Год назад
I really enjoyed your guest spot on Ari’s skeptic tank. I learned a little bit about military history whilst laughing me ass off.😅
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
oh hell yea. thanks for listening to all that man
@lofttm969
@lofttm969 10 месяцев назад
That last joke 😂 - my man knew his audience lmao
@joeychiovitti3027
@joeychiovitti3027 11 месяцев назад
How rewarding to make people laugh and watch them enjoy themselves. Good job bro keep it coming.
@randomdude6572
@randomdude6572 Год назад
Man, I'm just commenting here for the algo and to let you know that some random DC dwelling stranger thinks you're funny af dude. I'm even tuning into your pod regularly on some Stan shit lol. Keep going, I feel like you're about to crossover in a big way.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
hell yea. i hope you are right
@DV8fromthenorm
@DV8fromthenorm 5 месяцев назад
It’s smart little lines like “ oh, no, you’re trapped in someone else’s dream” that puts you in a league of your own
@RetiredRobot
@RetiredRobot Год назад
Truly, the king! Fun riffin’
@sfincione2000
@sfincione2000 10 месяцев назад
Wow... that last one was pushing the limits man =)
@nirradical
@nirradical 7 месяцев назад
No, it was funny AF 😂
@twelevensies
@twelevensies 8 месяцев назад
"Oh noooo. You're trapped in someone else's dream. It's like a bad inception." Lmao 😂
@fieldcrow52
@fieldcrow52 7 месяцев назад
I just discovered you today (01/12/24) on We Might Be Drunk. man. hilarious. great writing & performances. new fan. old.
@samcatsam
@samcatsam Год назад
So good, G. Can't wait for a million more. Busting up rooms all over.
@vmisterjv
@vmisterjv Год назад
In my home town there is a kid named bo buckmaster... And his middle Fing name is HUNTER!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vmisterjv
@vmisterjv Год назад
🤘🏼
@1999rednose
@1999rednose Год назад
Wtf😂
@ewlinitis
@ewlinitis Год назад
Enjoyed you at NY this past Sunday. Good stuff as always bro! See you again soon
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
such a good show. thanks for coming out
@cindyfofi5160
@cindyfofi5160 4 месяца назад
OMG! Pizza jokes! You bang mom! 😂😂😂
@Ryan-dw5nx
@Ryan-dw5nx Год назад
😂 this was great
@DrPhilGoode
@DrPhilGoode Год назад
2:08 Your genuine and organic laughter single handedly resulted in a genuine and organic orgasm. 🙏
@choloeseguay
@choloeseguay 10 месяцев назад
Usually evenings guy is funny as hell
@iggysixx
@iggysixx 10 месяцев назад
This is a good example of why you should be friends with everybody (or 'have acquaintances on either side of a societal disagreement'). I love how you weave obvious presumptions from liberals about conservatives - and vice versa - together. And how it's always a little unclear which side you're on. It really helps to truly understand what's on people's mind, understanding presuppositions / assumptions / tropes that one side might have about the other, and it really helps to not censor yourself. Cussing brings us all together ;) Anyways... "Kudos" or whatever the non-snowflake equivalent of that might be
@pn12345
@pn12345 3 месяца назад
Youre pretty funny! I love this club, hope you come back soon so I can catch a show
@noelnantais5154
@noelnantais5154 Год назад
You are too much 😂 the white people jokes got me in stitches
@Fourhundred57
@Fourhundred57 Год назад
Finish the U Haul joke!!!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
the ppl arent ready for it
@nirradical
@nirradical 7 месяцев назад
​@@GeoffreyAsmusit would be a Christmas miracle
@astralcreek
@astralcreek Год назад
the $ won't save you
@user-dc7um4pr3f
@user-dc7um4pr3f 9 месяцев назад
"I think you should be able to fly a confederate flag but you have to apply to the confederacy for social security" hahaha
@em0_tion
@em0_tion Год назад
Fetus porn... now that's next level of writing if you can just come up with a phrase no one's ever heard before! 🤣👏
@maverick7291
@maverick7291 3 месяца назад
Funny stuff, but to be fair the Italians had a little thing called the Roman empire, the won a bunch of conflicts as well.
@SeorkMaxx
@SeorkMaxx 3 месяца назад
For the algorithm 😂
@susanevans8847
@susanevans8847 2 месяца назад
The Italian jokes were funny.
@SouplexSouffle
@SouplexSouffle 9 месяцев назад
You haven't watched porn until you have watched fetus porn. Brings a whole new meaning to stem cell research.
@kraevinmoorehed1776
@kraevinmoorehed1776 Год назад
I flew over D.C. once and caught monkey pox
@wayusoutus
@wayusoutus Год назад
Sick dude you storm the Capitol?
@kraevinmoorehed1776
@kraevinmoorehed1776 Год назад
@@wayusoutus no , I wasn't invited to that party .
@randomdude6572
@randomdude6572 Год назад
Edgy stuff kiddo
@Maostodon
@Maostodon Год назад
🔪🔪🔪
@caloyssk1
@caloyssk1 Год назад
anarchy 😋
@TommyLikeTom
@TommyLikeTom Год назад
It's such a weird transition when you changed clothes without the angle changing. Made me think how quickly a good set would get depressing if you just kept doing that, like one of those "photo a day" videos, showing a comedian repeat the same jokes over and over
@tryfryingmikejones
@tryfryingmikejones 11 месяцев назад
I work for the post office in downtown Brooklyn. I'm from South Dakota. I'm the only white guy at my station. So, I may have a bit of insight when it comes to doing black voices. You asked during your bit, "Can I do that voice?". Well, yes you can and its fine i'm happy to say. Because you are you. In my experience, it doesn't take long for black people to understand when a white dude has good intentions in his heart. They encounter so many unfeeling white pepole that those that can hang stick out in a very real way. They figure us white boys out quick. But, since you are you, you can say about whatever you want in whatever voice as long its respectful or funny lol doesn't even have to be both. Respect man I lived in Minneapolis 15 years after SoDak and now live in broolyn. love what you are doing, keep going! You are good!
@JamesKirkWilkinson
@JamesKirkWilkinson Год назад
How do you pronounce your name?
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
Ahsmus
@russellfisher1303
@russellfisher1303 Год назад
⁠​⁠@@GeoffreyAsmusis it jawfrey ahsmus or jeffrey ahsmus?
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
jeffrey thank goodness@@russellfisher1303
@russellfisher1303
@russellfisher1303 Год назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus yeah, jawfrey is cool, but jawfrey ahsmus ahhhh jahhh is bad that’d be REAL BAD, dogged a bullet on that one.
@ottofill7804
@ottofill7804 6 месяцев назад
Dude, are you allowed across the border? if so, come to the West Coast in Canada dude. All the drugs are here.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 6 месяцев назад
Was just in Vancouver. I’ll be back up there this fall. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@TommyLikeTom
@TommyLikeTom Год назад
The fetus porn joke is so bad that no amount of preamble will ever save it. I'm not even sure this comment will survive the filter, because any sentence with "fetus porn" in it may as well be illegal
@rathersane
@rathersane Год назад
Rule 34.. Ready… Set… Go!!!
@user-ss1ct2ky8j
@user-ss1ct2ky8j Год назад
first
@johnsmith9270
@johnsmith9270 11 месяцев назад
When you jump from one set where you wear the same hoodie to the same one a couple of minutes later then just add caption with different but fake dates and locations. Like you can start at 1995 Cincinnati to 2003 Boston then to 2018 Kansas City and people would think like holy shit he's been wearing the same Orange hoodie and didn't even age. The hoodie of immortality. You should literally advertise that hoodie and sell it for $1000. You wonna look the same for the next 30 years? Just wear this hoodie. Only applies to people who want to remain looking the same as the look today. Maybe they would wonna lose some weight before buying it. Does it make sense?
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 11 месяцев назад
Yes. Sounds like a plan
@lxlpsycho
@lxlpsycho Год назад
Is this the special?
@TommyLikeTom
@TommyLikeTom Год назад
Technically everything Geoffrey does is special
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