Comedians Making SAVAGE Jokes About Women

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Hey everyone, today's video is a compilation of many different comedians talking about and making jokes about the ladies! A bunch of classic jokes from amazing comedians such as Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neal, Norm Macdonald, Louis C.K, Greg Giraldo, Mark Normand, and Theo Von. Some of these bits are my favorites of all time. I hope you guys enjoyed this video. If you enjoy this compilation enough please like the video, subscribe to the channel, turn on post notifications, and share this with someone you think would enjoy it. Thanks for watching, I love you guys.
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@ymb3858 3 месяца назад

“If God didn’t want you to cook, why did He naturally put milk n eggs in ya body?” 😂

@musicbringsustogether7754 Месяц назад

😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

@LB-uo7xy Месяц назад

Guess all chefs should be women then.

@ZxZoZ Месяц назад

Omg 😭 shit 🔥

@iykej6 Месяц назад

😮

@kravon9583 Месяц назад

I've never heard that before today😅😅

@goncalobaia1574 3 месяца назад

Patrice o Neil was incredible man. The delivery was just perfect

@Jimvenice2008 Месяц назад

When he rubs his chin over the dumpster chick….man that shit is hilarious

@Saboteur709 26 дней назад

RIP GOAT

@Milkydrummer 10 дней назад

“Women force themselves upon me and I feel very frightened” 😂

@Imnotyou2814 3 дня назад

There's a channel here called Frankenstein's Lab. It's a reaction channel just a couple of chill guys who enjoy comedy. If you haven't already I recommend seeing their reaction to Patrice O'Neal's *The Nasty Show.*

@brucemcbain3150 3 месяца назад

Patrice delivers his lines so casually like he's kidding around, but he's concealing the meta-level mind behind his material. Tremendous.

@shannonpincombe8485 3 месяца назад

The sport fishing bit is amazing. That last line and his delivery "so you can act right". Stone cold MF.

@PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho 2 месяца назад

Patrice is a time traveler with special information.

@glennhouston5686 2 месяца назад

"It's hot btch" 😂😂😂😂

@PhillipJermakian Месяц назад

Why he was killed by the cabal. He liked to talk about conspiracy and had a platform.

@tomfoolery333 28 дней назад

@@shannonpincombe8485 I feel bad for anyone who clicked off early and didn't hear that last line.

@andrewpetik2034 2 месяца назад

Why would you want to sleep in on Sunday when you can go pay $52 for eggs? 😂😂😂

@e.e9331 12 дней назад

That is so fckin right thoo 100%%

@Mrvictorfernandes 3 месяца назад

"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?... I told my wife that I'm going for a walk. She said, 'How long are you going to be gone?' I said, 'For the whole time'... I met this woman and I really liked her. As soon as I met her, all I could think of was, 'I wonder if there was such a thing as the opposite of a restraining order.'" - Steven Wright.

@ceczoapostolov2310 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@michalpijocha4691 Месяц назад

0😅

@m.draven477 Месяц назад

I am cesarean born if you can't tell. Although every time I leave the house I go through the window. Also Steven Wright

@tomfoolery333 28 дней назад

Steven Wright was so good. Doesn't get the credit he deserves.

@Drtbykr1 8 дней назад

Patrice was an incredible philosopher.

@whatsthatnow308 3 месяца назад

""D'you see that woman passed out behind the dumpster?" The joke, the delivery and that face, too funny.

@molonlabe1509 2 месяца назад

Patrice was one of a kind

@Imnotyou2814 3 дня назад

I've got three words... *The Nasty Freaking Show.*

@jeromegarcia5396 2 месяца назад

Pillowcase full of antlers 😭😭

@Baci302 Месяц назад

So damn funny 😂😂

@MichL_71 Месяц назад

My favourite one too. 😂

@FreeAsABirdSydneyAustralia Месяц назад

First I ever heard that one, had me 🤣

@notusingmyname4791 Месяц назад

I gotta ask, how does he know that's a true equivalent?

@frankcarden4709 Месяц назад

@@notusingmyname4791 I think you know the answer

@blvckhelicopters 3 месяца назад

"I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occurred in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, 'Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them.' And Eve said, 'Yeah... it's just not enough is it?'" - Bill Hicks

@TheGeniusStyle 2 месяца назад

Her name was woman before the fall.

@ronaldcobran5848 2 месяца назад

😅😊😂😂😂

@jaimhaas5170 2 месяца назад

Truth. Can't make em happy

@mam4653 2 месяца назад

Eve fell to the second most powerful creature in the universe. Adam fell to a pair of boobs.

@mixolydian9102 2 месяца назад

Ummm, here’s a thought. If God couldn’t get a woman to listen to him, what hope do the rest of us men have?

@passengerplanetearth 2 месяца назад

That woman signing for the deaf, what a fun gig for her, and what talent!

@Baci302 Месяц назад

Especially when the “rubbing his balls” part came up. 😂

@Al_is_XXX Месяц назад

sorry ?

@sethshapiro5973 3 месяца назад

Patrice’s fish joke at the end is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@edp3202 9 дней назад

The nymphomaniac was Sarah Silverman with Louis CK.

@FloydMaxwell 3 месяца назад

There are no feminists in a house fire. 🙂

@schlauspieler1991 3 месяца назад

Then you don t know how to burn it properly.

@samfisher2306 3 месяца назад

@@schlauspieler1991omg 🤣.

@Otherrandomguy42 2 месяца назад

@@schlauspieler1991dude what the F 😂😂

@eddiesmith5617 Месяц назад

@@schlauspieler1991 Point...WINNER!!! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@edp3202 Месяц назад

@@schlauspieler1991😂😬

@LovSven2011 3 месяца назад

Last minute or 2 minutes with Patrice O Neal is pure gold. Fishing metaphor fits perfectly!

@Onetakelifestyle3323 2 месяца назад

Crazy how he called that 😂

@owensthilaire8189 28 дней назад

And then the fish jumps back in the boat ...and I nearly dropped my phone 😂✌️

@guillermostorey3734 3 месяца назад

A lot of great comics, but only one elephant in the room.

@Johnny_Appleweed 3 месяца назад

The GOAT. Number 2 is Paul Mooney

@bluefalcon24 Месяц назад

Real

@francomanca 2 месяца назад

Patrice Will never be missed enough....the new generations should listen to him starting at the Kinder garden

@Pencheff87 2 месяца назад

Patrice really lives his vision for comedy - half of the audience laughing their asses of the other half mortified. That's very visible every time they show the audience - for every frowning girl looking at him pissed there is one wide-eyed dude that looks at him as if he is Jesus.

@Al_is_XXX Месяц назад

yes, exactly, absolutely brilliant comedy

@stevesheldon8616 3 месяца назад

You can study the best relationship experts for hours and hours. Or you can just listen to Patrice O'neal.

@PrinceIsot Месяц назад

"now you don't know what the hell to do, do ya?" Norm MacDonald being a damn international treasure.

@Shivam782 2 месяца назад

patrice o'Neal "If you want to know how to make your man happy, just think about that makes you happy and do exactly the opposite" 😆😂🤣

@jameslitt5239 3 месяца назад

This compilation was made by a stand-up connoisseur. Seeing those legends back to back for free is such a treat. Those incredible artists risked it all to speak their truths against the all mighty, powerful woman. As a matter of fact, two of the comedians in this mix are dead, but we will not be silenced.

@nyanchwanis6155 3 месяца назад

Actually 3 of them

@jameslitt5239 3 месяца назад

@@nyanchwanis6155Corrected. I keep underestimating the lethal power of women.

@dansharp9288 2 месяца назад

Greg geraldo,gone too soon as well.he was a comic beast,right with patrice.definetely two of my favorites

@aylen3322 10 дней назад

women are laughing. nobody is trying to silence these legends.😊

@glados4765 3 месяца назад

I wish Patrice and Norm were still alive.

@nesrinoz3926 Месяц назад

He's dead?!!

@0rokuSaki Месяц назад

@@nesrinoz3926 sadly, yes. They both passed.

@Shivam782 2 месяца назад

patrice o'Neal "If i lose my ability to catch fish then you not gonna find me sexy. So you gotta smell fish on me so that you know i can catch fish, so you can act right."

@ajidemetro 3 месяца назад

Damn, Patrice left us so soon. Homie would've had a field day with today state of affairs. Miss the big guy a lot.

@PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho 2 месяца назад

He's still alive in Puerto Rico

@Onetakelifestyle3323 2 месяца назад

Greg giraldo was gone too soon as well. His roasts were epic😂

@HotSauce-mn1mp Месяц назад

@@Onetakelifestyle3323this comment is about Patrice dude how about make that comment as an original comment

@HughMorristheJoker Месяц назад

OK. Patrice wasn't even funny

@TheQuixoticRambler 28 дней назад

@@HughMorristheJoker Way to say you don't get comedy.

@boblaser7385 Месяц назад

At least when you skydive, there's a reserve parachute. Ain't no backup for divorce, you just get the splattered part.😂

@francus7227 Месяц назад

It made me think of Bill's helicopter routine...... I think I'm gonna go listen to it again right now....

@electrichellion5946 3 месяца назад

Patrice was the man all young men should listen to. He has great advice to learn from.

@mmoney9362 Месяц назад

No he doesn’t

@HotSauce-mn1mp Месяц назад

@@mmoney9362you’re a beta

@MustangWriter 3 месяца назад

I am busting a gut right now watching the sign language gal on Louis CK's stage. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 She's great!

@nutbastard 2 месяца назад

That whole set is great if you can find the entire thing. Louie messes with her a few times just so he can see what the signs are for the ridiculous shit he is saying.

@EarthAngel504 Месяц назад

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” -George Bernard Shaw -Oscar Wilde

@josephjuno9555 3 месяца назад

Those sign languages are hillarious! At 1 point she just points at him? Some are quite graphic!

@se78836 2 месяца назад

Patrice and Louie are light years ahead of everyone else

@troywalkertheprogressivean8433 3 месяца назад

So you act right. Patrice had it figured out.

@user-kk2vd1yt8y 3 месяца назад

Was that perfect or what?

@ytadltspv 22 дня назад

@@user-kk2vd1yt8y yep- including the glare in the eyes

@foxhound13 2 месяца назад

If there was one comedian to bring back from the dead it would be patrice o'neal. dude had a lot more to say in life and free speech and comedy. He be the one that would fight back against censorship these days.

@caveymoley Месяц назад

It'd be cruel... but I'd bring back Bill Hicks.

@NJMTLiam Месяц назад

Bill Hicks disapproves of this comment

@markhammar3977 23 дня назад

Robin Williams?

@tippychips574 2 месяца назад

Patrice is a goddamn genius

@jordanmontana4415 3 месяца назад

I think people get married because they’re afraid to grow old alone

@Durka-Durka 2 месяца назад

It's a good reason

@JohnnyUtahFBI 2 месяца назад

Some do for sure.

@Otherrandomguy42 2 месяца назад

@@Durka-Durkait's really not because chances are you're still going to grow old alone. Divorce death of your spouse many reasons you still end up alone after your 50 or 55.

@gezenews Месяц назад

@Otherrandomguy42 the alternative is you guaranteed spend all of it alone and just functionally live worse. We werent meant for that kind of life. People go mad concerning themselves only with solipsism. It is a boring way to live.

@lucaslaban4629 Месяц назад

They get married because women eventually start using the fact you aren't married in arguments all the time 😂

@skeyo18eightyFiv 2 месяца назад

Patrice went hard 😂😂😂😂😂

@christopherbethea2344 2 месяца назад

Louis CK performing for the League of Hard of Hearing and subtly roasting his audience for not being into phone sex is SAVAGE.

@martinjcooke72 Месяц назад

“They’re all the same after the first nine” Raymond Chandler.

@edp3202 Месяц назад

Oh dang.

@VroodenTheGreat 25 дней назад

Man, that woman translating Louis CK into sign language has me dead. When she did the word "balls" I about fell out of my chair laughing.

@RextheRebel Месяц назад

Wmen would absolutely risk everything to sleep with a celebrity. They admit to it on camera in street interviews.

@alwaysbeclosing5797 Месяц назад

I’m with ya… but it was more of him giving them a back-handed compliment. He gives the ladies a supposed credit as if they’re loving and loyal… only to state the next minute that he’s not even going to lie to them…us guys don’t really give a $#!T about being loyal to you. Think about it. He even said they could “pass” a lie detector test…it doesn’t mean that they don’t actually lie about it. He simply said us guys won’t even “pass” the test 😆

@RTFLDGR Месяц назад

Just ask your GF that question. If she says "yes", dump her.

@kwakithailand 26 дней назад

@@RTFLDGRif she says no, dump her too, coz she's a liar...

@diamonddave16 3 месяца назад

10:47 Greg Giraldo: “i got my tools in truck…” funny as 💩

@roel.vinckens 3 месяца назад

Enjoyed the whole vid. Seen 'em all before, but nice to have them mixed up like this. Patrice floats on top, which is saying something in this mix.

@ilovehouse888 Месяц назад

And ironically, Burr is now married. lol.

@randypage26 Месяц назад

😂

@kwakithailand 26 дней назад

Wasn't back then, nowadays he's (supposed she didn't divorce graped him yet)...

@Fuzmonster59 19 дней назад

Happens to the best of us 😂

@MycketTuff 3 месяца назад

Patrice was such a savage

@Mark-cq1mo 16 дней назад

Adult prison for a fake rape accusation at the age of 16 will do that to a guy.

@PiusXulu 3 месяца назад

The interpreter LOL.

@rayc8948 3 месяца назад

Oh my god, the woman signing 😂😂😂

@karlmoody4891 2 месяца назад

For those out there, who haven't listened to the Black Phillip Show with Patrice O'Neal yet, you know what to do.

@johnanthonycafe2993 3 месяца назад

Theo was very funny Milk & Eggs - classic !

@acidheadzzz 2 месяца назад

12:31 one of the funniest things in this video is the sign language lady signing to Louis CK 🤣 some her gestures look like she just invented them and the facial expressions to go along with the signing is awesome 👍🏻☺️

@josephharden5592 3 месяца назад

That Lewis CK joke is on the young comedian special from 1995 where he appeared with Dave Chappelle and Anthony Clark . Loved that since I was a teenager 😂. Hilarious Set 😂

@harkyo 2 месяца назад

That peal of a woman's laugh when Patrice talks about cheating shows that the reaction and the reality are genuine.

@rstreet5537 3 месяца назад

Mark Normand should be way more popular than what he is

@closequarters4575 3 месяца назад

He’s pretty popular for doing just standup and podcasts, no tv shows or movies.

@Otherrandomguy42 2 месяца назад

He is popular

@user-bw4zs1jx3i 3 месяца назад

Burr got married

@mediocreman2 2 месяца назад

Yep and to a horrible woman. He's a cuck now. He's all talk.

@g.w.7893 Месяц назад

🤮

@JackMee-hOFF-Jr. Месяц назад

Yeah he went and turned himself into a GUMP and he did so willingly lol

@DaleGribble1 Месяц назад

Have you seen how big her mouth is? Oh yeah

@Wordgoblin 13 дней назад

That Norm joke is one of my favorite. He pulled them in, lost them, and then dragged them back in kicking and screaming. Such a great progression.

@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248 Месяц назад

Louie and the interpreter were about the best comedy duo I’ve seen in forever

@harkyo 2 месяца назад

R.I.P. Greg Girard. He was truly a great.

@edp3202 Месяц назад

I didn't know he had died.

@not_emerald 3 месяца назад

I can't stop laughing at the fact that Louie was telling jokes about phone sex of all things, talking about the voice/timber of the person on the other line... and there was someone speaking sign language for the deaf, who can definitely know what he's talking about

@steven1479 2 месяца назад

Patrice did comedy for the deaf too and he was just messing with the interpreter the entire time, there's a clip on here you can find. It was funny af.

@Randycane5991 3 месяца назад

Wild that the first 3 comedians aren't with us anymore , hard to believe

@PrinceIsot Месяц назад

We need Patrice Oneil and Norm MacDonald 2024 jokes so bad

@miguelcollado5438 Месяц назад

Patrice O'Neal was MEGA GENIUS...

@K-Effect 3 месяца назад

3:39 This is ironic because Bill Burr ended up getting married

@user-ib9er6fg3m 2 месяца назад

And Maybe he wouldn’t cheat with an asleep girl behind a dumpster. Life hack for ya - they are jokes

@steven1479 2 месяца назад

Bill Burr has turned his back on basically everything he used to stand for.

@DerusGrindz 2 месяца назад

@steven1479 not at all. Just found a woman that wasn't a complete fuck lol

@holaaamannn Месяц назад

@@steven1479Yeah how so? Because even Patrice in the past said he'd get married for the right girl.

@thehuemanimal3626 24 дня назад

It's crazy bro they all do.. that goes to show how powerful the P is

@Bunbunfunfun Месяц назад

I have come to believe the story of Adam and Eve is meant as a warning about how easily corrupted women can become.

@deathgamealsaedi2658 3 месяца назад

Having Kim as a symbol for women is crazy in the video post 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TimCarter 3 месяца назад

6:40 and 15:38 Louis CK's interpreter for the hearing impaired, is pretty funny herself.

@illustractorydraws 2 месяца назад

every 100 years we get one man like Patrice O'Neal

@diamonddave16 3 месяца назад

Patrice!

@harkyo 2 месяца назад

Young Theo was such a Savage.

@TheQuixoticRambler 28 дней назад

Superb mix of clips. Thanks!

@andrewdouris6035 3 месяца назад

I miss Patrice

@alienmatters3106 2 месяца назад

Deer antlers 😂😂😂

@kaliduncanel3356 Месяц назад

@0:36 why is she acting like it didn't happen?

@praductjunior1519 13 дней назад

Because all she hears is logic. And logic requires accountability!

@saigawesnovember 3 месяца назад

Thanks for the laugh,I needed it. Wait ,hold on, I’m going to watch it again.

@jwurnig 3 месяца назад

I wish I could like a video twice.

@VarchimetheClash Месяц назад

People who do sign language for the deaf in a comedy show are treasures. I guess it....goes without saying 😂

@paulhoskins7852 3 месяца назад

4:00 another parallel of Marriage and Skydiving, they both can affect the rest of your life, regardless of how long it is.

@garfield3443 Месяц назад

The woman doing sign language was hilarious. 😂

@unseenstalkr 2 месяца назад

patrice and ralphie and robin, damnit. They would be eviscerating todays landscape Rip brothers.

@scottmalone9275 Месяц назад

Patrice O'Neal, comedy legend.

@theronraam23 Месяц назад

Really got to give louis credit for waiting for the interpreter to catch up.

@marcelbonds1279 2 месяца назад

Man is miss Patrick O'Neal 😂

@kauffrau6764 29 дней назад

“You need to know I can catch fish so you act right.” 😂

@markmauer2793 Месяц назад

LOL: Sport-dating . . . :)

@EternalChamp Месяц назад

Sign language lady for Louis C K is a real treasure tho 😂😂

@Ed-ig7fj Месяц назад

Six minutes in there is a translator for the hearing impaired. Watch her trying to mime the sexy bits; it is the funniest thing I have seen. Her expressions are perfect. She is either a part of the act, or a really good sport! --Old Guy

@natru2dagame Месяц назад

9:26 Bill was not lying they just show up soon as you got stuff😂 but Patrice is King of the Ring in the Comedy arena.

@RamnaViaz 8 дней назад

"Until I got married I didn't know there was a wrong way to put ketchup on my fries" - My dad-

@davidgarcia8782 Месяц назад

Patrice is LEGENDARY. I went red pill on him and Tom Lykis.

@erichbaumeister4648 Месяц назад

"See that woman passed out behind the dumpster?" I really do not know when - or if - I ever laughed harder and longer.

@sunfish9341 3 месяца назад

hunger clap is too fucking good theo

@dbs3f Месяц назад

The translator for Louis CK was the best part LOL.

@DaleCarterDrives 2 дня назад

Louis CK is such a savage for telling a joke about phone sex to a room full of deaf people :-)

@SunAndMirror 26 дней назад

Not only does Patrice have the ability to paint a picture, but i love how he takes a flame to it and it slowly melt it away and chip at it to reveal the hard truth underneath.