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Oh yea how is he alive

It’s really changed my opinion on him

Yeah and now the animal abuse allegations, Jesus he’s spiralling

@@hay7501 on top of the racist stuff!?

did you hear the podcast where his wife talks about how he trims his toenails... then (for some disturbing reason) places the clippings on top of the bathroom door frame?!?

I had the exact same train of thought! Bert is truly a man of contradictions.

Oh god, I'd forgotten the finger licking and now I want to barf

We have to stop him

He shoulda tore a hole in the middle of the toilet paper square and put his finger through to wipe. Then take the tip that you ripped out to clean the finger off.

Nah he’s just no longer racist

It’s all a bit

@@crusader1236 Chill out homie, You don't know him that deep. He is still a celeb, You never know what he really is, away from his act.

He'd need a 64oz custom cup holder for his 1/2 gallon of Kool Aid.

shit-finger-proof too. good luck with that one, elon

Glad you said proof, not resistant. Resistant would not be enough

And an ACTUAL shower

But he did drink a gallon of Kool Aid

Ice cream is bad but 6 donuts are necessary.

He took a dip in the pool after wiping his ass with his bear hands.

He brushed with his finger- game changer

His teeth look great. How about yours?

Falcon ker wersh brother

You don’t even have to tell them to wash it right by filling the whole cabin with water. They just know ‘cause they’re that good.

Gotta get it Goin bud!

you're talking about Bert right?

And go to hurksters tattoo and massage while you wait

I was thinking Ari

Joey Diaz admitted he shits in the shower

I mean it wouldnt be totally shocking for Bobby Lee either

These are all realistic options^^^

That's good shit. Thanks jeans

Underrated comment.

Caleb Hoffman I was eating a #1 from in n out. Pissed me off.

As someone who's done it because i was constipated and it just wouldnt come out and hurt like hell. It's revolting. I vomited as I did it and could smell shit on my finger for days. Even after washing them like 50 times.

@@Plague_Doc22 I was on prescription pain meds due to a procedure some time ago. I was constipated for maybe a week or more and...get ready for this... The first (the piece closest to my butthole) poop was a giant solid piece that wouldnt come out. It was pushing against my anus hole and it HURT so BAD! But no amount of stool softener or laxatives would help. Imagine feeling like you are about to shit your pants with a 20lb loaf but nothing is coming out. I googled what i should do because my next stop was going to be the emergency room but I was hesitant obviously because of the embarassment. Google told me I should dig it out. So i lubed up my finger and got to work. My fiance was like "what's going on in there are you okay??" I was really close to relling her what was happening, but again i was hesitant, even though this was an emergency. So here I am literally digging brown out of my B hole to avoid going to the hospital. First time ever telling this story.

@@ThiccolasCage01 continue please!!!

@@harryseaton7444 i eventually got all of it out. The whole ordeal was easily the most disgusting thing ive ever done. After i dug out all of the backed up brown i took stool softeners daily for a couple of days and the constipation went away

It's waiting game. Just when half is enough and the girls are off to college.

She was with him when he was the same way and they were dirt poor. She knew what she getting herself into.

Question can you count that on two hands or do you need more

She's just waiting until the diabetes kills him.

@@mrapplereviewz Bert has never been poor. He's the classic trust fund baby. Partied through school without a worry about studying, being good at a sport or how to pay for any of it. Doesn't have any skills. Can't do his father's business because that requires an actual degree so he does jobs where he can just continue to party all day. He's rude to everyone he deems below him like people in service industry. If there is any criticism he just blocks it away. Thinks people find him funny while people are just there to watch a train wreck. He's Trump. The lying, the narcissism, the egoism, the idiocy, the hypocrisy, ... People like Bert are a detriment to humankind.

Tesla makes a suv, so...?

ha yeah! and goooood fucking luck finding a charging point lad

That’s why we love him

@@weezypeezy1725 True

So basically Dr. Phil but funny?

He truly is Florida-Man incarnate. He is the walking breathing real life instantiation of that stereotype.

Nnnnope! He really is that disgusting and a walking pig trough.

Yuck the Fankees

I feel like he really is that obnoxious in real life

This was definantly a bit. I feel like Tom's laugh didn't seem as genuine as when he found out how much Kool Aid Bert drinks

...no shit it's a bit retard, let's tune in to Segura doing a goofy Tesla review/ad that none of the halfwits here can afford...as an aside Kreischer wipes his ass with his fingers...

JustJash it’s gotta be a bit at this point man no way leeann can live with that filth 🤢😂

He can't compete with daddy Doug Demuro

Press car. Will have something else soon

He's getting some press cars from the Smoking Tire lately

Good ol Tim

The Mommies are the king and queen of ad placement.