Commissar livesey 

"The words "cowardice" and "death" mean the same to you." *- Commissar David Livesey to a Guardsman convicted for cowardice in battle*

Remember, if GW strikes this that means it’s cannon.

I need this game agin...

there is so much in here

tau: we have no intrest in bowing to your tyrant invader imprium: thats not even a option u can pick

Commissar: "What's your purpose in this Militarum?" Ogryn: "To do whatever you tell me, Commissar!" Commissar: "YOU'RE A DAMN GENIUS" *slaps medal on Ogryn's chest* Ogryn: ":D"

This is what pure inpurum guard chad energy is Edit: Holy shit thanks for 1.2k likes

Sergeant Alexius Jonus is doing his part.

"The words "cowardice" and "death" mean the same to you." Trzeba być bardzo odważnym człowiekiem by być tchórzem w Gwardii Imperialnej :)

What I love about imperial guard is that when you take control of orbital cannons in blood raven stronghold you can use command centre to show you the blood raven base and 2 shot it without even getting close

Don't know who is smarter: >The commander in a tank wanting to drive closer to use his sword >The orks hitting said tank with their swords (Axes or pipes as well)

This is so creative genius right here. The Emperor smiles upon you for your great work here.

"It is not in my nature to disregard the orders of my superiors, Governor." "Then for pity's sake, obey me when I order you to stand down." *Davian Thule spontaneously combusts from the sick burn*

Commissar Livesey can fend off 3 astartes singlehandedly. He must be one of the missing primarchs.

Guardsman alexius jonesius is a shining example of what guardsman should be

When skeletor himself was involved in this battle I was sure the imperial guard would have no hope of victory... But then commissar 'chad' Livesey took command

Space marines: Noooooo we can’t lose to mere mortals Imperial chads: hehe artillery go BOOOOOOM

2:57 Chad literally lifts up a Space Marine maybe 10 times his own weight.

“It’s a machine gun!” Got a massive laugh out of me. Great reference

Fun fact: At 0:13 Commissar Livesey is talking about ,,Skeleton Island“. The Legend knew about Skeletor and his goons and still decided to invade.

The guardsmen that outlived most of the group when they hear the call for the Orbital Fire.. *Son of a B..*

2:35 Women ☕ Ahahahahahahahahahahahah

Commissar Livesey hitting a Killa Kan with his sword was my favorite part.

0:44 Soviet commissar in Stalingrad be like:

1:28 Drive me closer I want to hit them with my sword! *gling!* *explosion!* - Comissar Livesey

YOU’LL NEVER WIN YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT

Guardsman Alex Jones is probably the best part of the battle

Ah yes, the imperial guard: your avereage John and Jane that have been given a rifle and the promise of someone that they have nefer met that they will be honored for peace by going to war... Anyway, what was the most challenging game you have played so far?

It’s unfortunate that particular guardsmen was ordered to pay 1 MORBILLION thrones for some heresy he may have said years ago. Shame. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

1:29 Truly, a majestic image. 2:56 Livesly does strike me the type who could hold off a group of sword wielding Space Marines by himself...as just a Commissar.

The Commissar we needed in these trying times

It is quite typical of humans that two imperial armies massacre each other in masses just because of some administrative error.

One of the best parts about Dark Crusade is you can have these vastly different stories. On my end, I really struggled to put down the IG as Chaos, partly due to poor luck, partly due to vastly over-estimating my abilities. Had to chase him around the map and knock out everyone else ASAP so it was just me and the Governor I got pushed back from his stronghold, hard, and needed to find something else... Then, I found the Khornate blessing map, and after getting it, I spearheaded right into the base with all the demons I could spam. Felt so good to watch him get torn apart by dark magic. Such a cool game

This was truly the most ambitious crossover in history.

Alex Jones actually came from the 40k universe into ours to wake our weak asses up.

Glory to the Emperor

finally another warhammer one

I am always impressed by the amount of editing in each of your videos. Amazing work !

Dark Crusade only for gigachads, the rightest "Dawn of War" of all!

Great video SevenTePe, you never let me down!

Love Checkpoint and Inquisitormaster

0:58 that meme walking is funny

- how can you shoot women and children? - easy! "initiate strafing run"

2:57 “There’s been too much imperial blood spilled already” (Proceeds to spill more imperial blood 😅)

This is a masterpiece.

Dude this video editing is to another level plus aborded themes make it great. I though Dawn of War was abandonned and forgotten! 3:00 is gold momentum

ah man this video is my top 10 best warhammer videos, this need more views (i know this have 486 k views but this need M O R E)

Szacun, królu. Szacun za stabnięcie Etherala swoim Commissarem solo i epickie wykończenie 💙💙💙

0:33 loved that use of Gettysburg lol

2:00 actually never seen that outside a Ssethtzeentach video.

You know the battle is getting desperate when the imperial commissar shoots the enemy instead of his own troops

1:38 is that ogryn Nork Deddog?

1:28 First time I've seen "tank commander driving closer to hit them with his sword" actually hit with his sword

Dobra robota człeczku..ale to październik..ORKTOBER! WE NEED MORE ORKZ!..Plz? :D

an 18 yr old game being played: check obscure absurdist russian cartoon I grew up with: check alex jones: check I think I've hit paydirt boys

Лучшая агитация для вступления в Имперскую Гвардию!!!

Commissar Livesey lead his blocking division, with great distinction, to ensure the forward momentum of the incarcerated Reactionary counter-revolutionaries in the storming of the endless green wave of the Ork Waaaagh; success, in the death of the counter-revolutionaries was achieved, with a seemingly non-existent effect upon the Waaagh; while this would have been considered a failure under normal circumstances, the counter-revolutionaries had proved such a dampener on civic structure that their failure of stopping the Waaagh and dying was seen as a great success and the Commissar and his division were awarded the highest levels of merit in making sure they didn't survive.

Hm, I was under the impression that Livesey meme went back to be local joke, but it seems it's still kinda kicking around like Revengeance status

"The Eldar are here" "Hm Women"

when you fight Necrons as Imperial guard before you unlock plasma gun:"please no! im not ready stay away!" Necrons after you unlock plasma gun:" Yeeaaaaaaaaaah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

МОЩЬ ОДИННАДЦАТИ СТВОЛОВ

Absolutny chad warhammerowego memiarstwa

I’ve watched this like 8 times. Back for 9

02:35 I know, right?

Finished Dark Crusade a few weeks ago with Tau and even on hard they turn every mission into a cakewalk

I like how the heavy weapons team guy put sandbags, the machine gun, all ammo and even his friend in a small bag. Now tell me who has really got the most advanced technologies

That bayoneeeeets roar is glorious

Damn this makes me want to play Dark Crusade again.

Easily my favorite meme channel. Your stuff is always so well spliced together.

It's BEAUTIFUL

Dr Livesey is stronger than Emperor

by orders of the high command for the imperial cult i demmand you to make commissar livesey walk or be in subject of the #### ######'s wraith

I love the Imperial Guardsmen.

Such Heresies! Yet the glory of His Imperium stands

Piękny odcinek! Więcej Warhammera DoW!

Have you ever seen an Imperial Guard humiliate an Astartes in battle? 2:57 !!!!????? 😑😑

Прекрасно, хорошие мемы в хорошей пропорции

Мышич reference??

This is so fucking good

I see Dawn of War, I click

defeated all xenos, including the blood ravens, common guard W

Похоже на что-то несмешное, прям по заветам Мышича

Oh shit, Forest Grump is probrabky the best was to describe Ogrins

But why do the guardsmen attack the bloodravens, are one of the heretics, or have they misunderstood each other, or what? Great video btw

I like you video so much. C'est du lard ça monsieur

Look mear mortals fighting to survive so weak...

Everything in this video is marvelous but the 3:00 moment takes the cake.

I've been wondering, does those monolith even activate ?

This is art, pure art.

humans are turning on everywhere!? sounds like heresy to me

1:32 lore accurate depiction of a power sword

Alex Jones was made for the 40K galaxy

Soulstorm's Sisters of Battle experience?

I lost my sh*t at the orbital bombardment. I love the FMJ references

best ending change my mind

Nothing I hate more then fighting the Necrons as guard

For the Emperor!

Pls play Codname: Panzers Phase Two

10/10 for the Gettysburg reference.

2:51 to 3:07 The best and funnies part of the video hahahah