Common British insults 

Face like a slapped arse is one of my favs

Don't forget another classic one: "they've got a face like a slapped arse"

Thank you for expanding my british vocabulary so i can further communicate with my people

Body like baywatch, face like crime watch

Numptie and nobber need to go in there. 😂

Bulldog chewing a wasp! 😂 Can I add my favourite? “You utter wet wipe”.

First one is new to me but I've definitely heard the rest. "She's a right Slapper" was a go-to insult for my gran lmfao

Fun fact the British have managed to make anything into an insult so song as they say absolute before it 😂😂

Muppet is a personal favorite 😂

The last one was new to me. I need to use that one😂😂

How did you forget ", you absolute divvy " 😂

C - council H - housed A - and V - violent.

There is so many lol, your as much good as a chocolate fire guard. You have a face that can turn milk sour, you have a face only a mother could love lol x

“A face like a bag of smashed crabs” is one of my favourites 😂

Tuna Melt 😂😂😂 I haven't heard that in years! 😂

"Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp"💀felt that one

The lazy sod one is so true my mum says that to me and my sister 😂

as a brit, this is so real

Muppet is my personal favourite. Another one which I believe is primarily Scottish is “eejit”, meaning idiot. I love confusing my South African friend with British slang

“Cheaper than a hoor on Sunday” Is one of my faves 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄

My bsfs one is: No sh*t Sherlock 😅

“oah mate she’s well butters! what you on?”

Lady sod...brilliant😂

Butterface was a thing around 15+ years ago

Nah I get called a scruff on the daily

Mingerrrrrr I still use this one over seas in the US😂 you can also say “you have a face like a melted welly”

Don’t forget “YOU PLEB”

The bulldog chewing a wasp is actually hilarious😂

Nahh why are the muppet and chav one so relatableeeee Literally me and my siblings 24/7🫠🫠

Wet lettuce 🥬

Idk about common, i've literally never heard anyone call someone a tuna melt lmao. Minger and chav are proper old school too 😅 Muppet is a classic, but donkey is probably my favourite

Melt, not tuna melt 😂

In case anyone is curious “chav” stands for council housed and violent. There’s also another insult used mostly in Scotland to call someone a “ned” which stands for non-educated delinquent

You just say, “You’re a _____” with any noun at the end. 💀💀

“Your heads mash tattie” my personal favourite

Bottle of water

First time in my 24 years of living on this earth in the UK 🇬🇧 have I heard the first one watching this short…… 😭😭😂😂

We use muppet here too- it's one of my defining slogans actually

Ive never heard tuna melt before, it always been just you melt lol

Bulldog chewing a wasp!! Oh what a classic!! Face like a slapped arse is goodun too. Or their face hit all the ugly branches, when they fell out of the ugly tree 😂😂😂

My Dad used to say "bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle" I don't know why 😂😅😂

I don't think I've seen one vid that don't make me laugh so loud 😂😂😂😂 bulldog chewing a wasp is one I use about them miserable looking sods 😂😂😂

Flapping about like a sock in the wind

I heard someone say their friend looked like an omelette and i haven't recovered since

Slag and tramp are my personal faves

As a Brit! Specifically Scott, Muppet is my favourite, just, *chefs kiss*

Make this one a series 👍😂

last one slayed not gonna lie

I've heard people use "Melt" as an insult. as in " You melt".

Omg I have not heard bulldog chewing a wasp for yeeeears

I personally use the word ,”tosser (tos • sah)

I love it how british insults are either just like a mix of everything that you have in your cupboard or literally just You (insert british connector word here) (insert random object here) in some cases, it can be like “you bloody plum!” or “you look like a wet tissue!”

that millennial pause 💀

This brings me back to school. I DISAPROVE😂

Your dad sells Avon is a personal fave

I have heard someone say “you are as pleasant as a wet sock” once 😅

Muppet is the most used one in my school 😂

I've hear/used all of them except the tuna melt 😂

What on earth is a tuna melt 😂 Nice. .

You are correct

As a welsh person, I use every one of these

Luv it ya summon all the Brits everytime and funny story I was speaking egg right and the teacher still knows/remembers eggs so we just start talking egg XD

Never heard tuna melt but I've heard all the rest.

As a british we say all of those

We use the word muppet in Sweden too with the same meaning but we say just mupp 😂😂

People around where I live insult people by calling them a Bean Melt

I bless watching coronation street and doctor who in Canada I love calling pepple Muppets and telling them to bloody piss off

Tbf anything can be an insult if you try hard enough

Don't forget the teachers telling students to shut up every 5 seconds

Muppet - I call my fam that all the time bruv

Not me living in Britain my whole life and never hereing these insults

Tuna melt must be a regional one never heard that before

My favourite "you look like you have seen your backside and didn't like the colour "

Never heard the tuna melt one before.. I’ll be adding that to my vocab list

Div, butter face, melt, meff, baghead.... feel free to add proper infront of any to add extra emphasis. Oh and "Ya ma" is a classic starter for many creative insults lol

nah, this is more recent but, “your a right yapper”

Dont forget the ur mama so ... insults 😂

Last one was if me and my siblings had a face on 😂😂

So true all but I do like the ones in the feed too plus she got out of the bed the wrong side! Or he has a face for radio!!

The muppets watching this: 👁️👄👁️

Used all of these in the last 48 hours

You forgot the best of all MUG

NO DONT FORGET GETTING CALLED AUSTRAILIAN 😭😭😭😭😭

Bulldog chewing a wasp 😂😂

Love it! Keep em coming

"why you got arse on?"

you absolute (any noun possible)! lol

Wow that shot me back

"Tuna melt" that's interesting to know because around my way we just say "melt" 😂

“You’ve got such a big gob!” Aka- just shut up

My fav is the first one

Ya div is my favourite British insult.

Ya blummin spaz

Huh, never heard half of these

Nobody is saying tuna melt... unless they themselves are a melt.

I've never heard of a tuna melt as an insult, but it makes too much sense not to useb

Never heard Tuna melt in all my life on this island lmaooo Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp where I'm from just means someone having a sour expression on their face.

You 100% made some of those up

An irish girl i can admit some of us Irish peeps use these and its so funny

This is way too true! 😂😂😂