Competitive Mario Maker: The Musical 

4:30 He was flagpole waiting. He was waiting for everybody else so that they wouldn’t lose as many points. It’s a very common thing in high ranks and it is very mean to ruin a flagpole wait.

The last level: “Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing”

Desbug Songs 0:00 Here We Go! Here we go! Luigi it’s our Time to shine! I killed myself! 6:15 Fire Brother I went down, down, down In a burning ring of fire The fire brother killed me And my rage went higher 11:49 Fall This is sketch I don’t wanna fAaaAaAAAalLllLllLLlLlLlLl I pr0mis3 I held the button dude 12:09 LAG I wish it wasn’t so laggy And now I’ve got the Angry Sun after me Oh my lord It is going to swoop And I probably won’t survive But we’ll see how it goes Come on down now Try to get me You’re a scrub I’M A GAMER You can’t stop me From winning Look at that I died to a fREaKinG PlaNt I hate this with all my heart And some of my spleen Where’s the Sun I know he’s there He wants to end me Screw this lag And these piranhas And the big fish THATS A BIG FISH I could not Be patient And avoid the big fish so now I’m dead again I’m dead again Back to the staaart Once again I must do the Whole level over YeAh It’s my own fault I was impatient Now I died The level’s over and I lost! YEAH 13:24 Toad Here we go Once again I really like singing This tune is catchy It is catchy as hell Come on Toad We can do this I trust you You’re my friend I trust you 100% You could not kill me Protect me Keep me safe That was scary But I still trust I trust you everyday I trust you right now I trust you all Toad all the way

IWillHoldU living up to his username: *Everbody liked that*

The last course was the coolest automario level I’ve ever seen

The Toad at the end filled my heart with love.

6:36 I'm dying rn. The pure fear, suprise, and rage in that scream is amazing.

12:27 The way he said "Look at that I died to a _freakin plant"_ has to be my favorite Desbug quote by far

"To pipe or not to pipe?" *Top 10 questions science can't answer*

_"This is worse than childbirth, and I can't even physically do that"_ -Desbug 2019

12:56 "And a big fish, that's a *bIG FISH."* that's my favourite quote in ur vs Mario online series

Did anyone else see the pure anger on Mario's face when he picked him up him at 2:57?

Toadette literally messes up every time. But Toadette gets *revenge*

6:40 that scream was so real

6:41 His screams match Toadette's face so perfectly

6:41 That was a Keemstar scream right there.

“I will commit geometry”

Eventually, he’ll write the entire script of Endgame.

These are all of my favorite Desbug quotes from this video, and you don’t even have to like to see them! 6:40 “I don’t trust other people, AHHHHHH!” Also, the facial expression that Toadette makes is just too perfect... 6:44 “And if that happens again, I will commit geometry...” 9:47 “Woah! I can’t believe I lived that! “BEES” 10:11 “Eat 75% of my butthole...” 10:22 Oh oh convenient, super MEGA convenient! That’s what I’m talking about! 11:49 This is skeEtch, I don’t wanna faAAaAall! I proOmised I held the button dUude. 12:36 “Look at that I died to a fReAkInG pLaNt! 12:56 “And a big fish, tHaT’s A bIg FiSh!” You get a free cookie, even if you didn’t like this comment. I hope you know that you are beautiful, and have a great day/afternoon/evening/night.

“Woah I can’t believe I lived that- BEES

"It was said you would destroy the turtles, not join them Bring balance to the kingdom, not leave it in darkness You were my brother luigi, i loved you"

6:41 was the most raw, real scream of rage I've ever heard. Kudos.

6:41 when your mom comes in with the belt

6:38 I loved that part

Gee I wonder when Desbug is uploa- *Competitive Mario Maker: The Musical*

Desbug should try streaming. I’d definitely watch this live

1:01 paper mario: the thousand year lag

“I can’t believe I survived that” “BEES!”

When the master sword comes competitive will spam bombs

Toadette: Will kill everyone Toad: Will carry you to the end of the level and let you have the victory

7:46 Desbug: “Just because you’re ahead, doesn’t mean I’ll lose too you, Mario, I’d never lose too you-“ *Mario won* Desbug: “Am I a joke too you, Mario?”

“If that happens again I will commit geometry!”

6:44 If that happens again I will commit geometry Desbug 2019

This episode was surprisingly wholesome with the two luigis and that toad

Nobody: Desbug: *Doesn’t care about Flag Pole waiting* The rest of us: “That wasn’t very Cash-Money of you.”

Me: IT’S A BIRD IT’S A PLANE NO IT’S LUIGI! Luigi:da-da-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hello 6:39

Those 2 luigi’s and the toad are the ultimate homies.

Internet connection status for Mario Maker 2: Google Stadia

Severe weather alert: Orbital Green Cat Man Strikes

Luigi: *Flies away into lava* Toadette: *Jumps into Luigi but ends up falling into lava* Luigi:My objective has been done.

Desbug:”This is worse than giving birth” Me: “How do you know?”

14:18 Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

14:24 If only everyone in vs was like this. WE WON'T NEED ONE.

"I will commit geometry" -Desbug

These are the roles of Mario Maker Players: Mario: The one that does all of the work (getting keys, clear conditions, etc). Luigi: The camper (Waits by key doors and such to get a cheap win). Toad: The Good Samaritan (helps people most of the time). Toadette: The jerk that screws people over to get the win (stealing clear conditions, keys, being annoying).

"And a big fish~ THAT'S A BIG FISH" You dont understand how great your comedic happenstances are. Desbug forgetting flow and rhythm in moments of fear are my favorite clips.

11:51 great panic singing there

0:43 easy to get Star Wars prequels reference ✅ 0:52 sarcasm joke that’s easy to make ✅ 1:00 mlg air horn sound✅ 1:41 “in a world where something something is something” joke✅ 0:00-15:00 bad lag ✅ 4:01 Anakin Skywalker revenge of the sith scream✅ This will be a bad video game musical

“This is Toadette’s world and we’re all just living in it..until she decides we’re in her way.” - Des

Next possible Thanos related quote I will gather all six red coins Destiny arrives They called me a madman You should’ve gone for the pole I’ve thought you many things, but winning wasn’t one of them I like you Toad

“I don’t trust other people AAAH-“ -Desbug 2019

Debug: OMG I Cant believe i made that- Bee: I'm about to end this mans whole carere

6:41 thanks to this I can finally see the 5th dimension. My brain literally ascended and lit up.

No one: Desbug: *Causally flexing S rank gamer to people that can’t hear him*

5:54 Desbug: "NO! (dead) there's spike right there." Subtitle(CC): "yeah there's spike right there. "

“i can’t believe i lived that.... BEES”

Everyday I wake up I think: *How many times is Desbug gonna sing in his new video?*

teacher: tomorrow there'll be the final test- me: 6:41

"I'm the big brother" Mario and Luigi are literally twins

9:11 That Luigi player is super nice...! T E A M W O R K ! !

Imagine playing with a guy name "Taxi Driver" in VS and he's carrying you all the way to the goal

Imagine disliking a video, when there was nothing wrong with it.

11:11 that sound played as soon as I dropped my phone and hit my nose

5:00 is it just me, or is 50% of mario maker just edited versions of original nintendo courses?

“I will commit Geometry.” -Desbug 2019

5:54 JAHAHAJAJ THATS THE THOR SHOUT IN INFINITY WAR 😂😂😂

Always remember kids Even in the most desperate times there will be a toad to hold you to victory

7:35 what is toad doing to toadette?

Toad being the absolute saint at the end there.

“I am also incredibly humble” Doesn’t show us the level

Okay, but the level with "I Will Carry You" the Toad was absolutely heartwarming.

9:30 Bruh the amount of trust put into that decision...

9:49 when the new Minecraft update was released

Mario Maker: Rise of the Toadettes.

Nobody: Minecraft update: 9:49

9:05 People keep saying toad but c’mon look at Luigi!

TAICTIAL LUIGI INCOMING

6:37 belongs on a "perfectly cut screams" compilation

13:23 gives me hope in humanity

10:10 when I get an A+ and my enemy fails 😂

may I say, that I really like your voice and humor? You're just so much fun to watch, completely watched all mario maker videos in like one day. I just love you.

that toad at the end was a massive bro :O

6:41 When you step on a Lego

5:16 look at the 10-Coins...

“This is seriously worse than child birth and I can’t even physically do that” I CANT BREATHE XD

Lmao I have an audition tomorrow, perfect timing to learn from the master

Desbug: exists Literally every other gamer: And I took that personally

6:00 I've never seen something like that on my life that I identify with so much

“...and its a big fish, *Thats a big fish* “

11:26 Desbug: But from my point of view, Luigi is evil 😯 Desbug’s subscribers: THEN YOU REALLY ARE LOST!!!!!!! 😤😤😤

"And the big fish" "That's a -starts panacking- *BIG FISH"

Mario:*YEETS people out the level* Luigi, Toad and Toadett:*all ground powns Mario into LAVA* Mario:"I deserve that...* Toad:"Yes you do!"

“If that happens again, I will commit geometry.” - Desbug

"if that happens again, I will definitely commit geometry"

“Which one of you is playing at a... DAMMIT” Yes going to a Dammit was my favorite vacation

Debug:It's over Toadette I have the highground Toadette:You underestimate my power

When you don't even begin the video, but already love it

Therapist : “so why don’t you feel happy?” Me : 6:40

0:43 “It’s over, toadette! I have the high ground!”

6:40 when my mom figures I failed in school