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Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Sports | Michael McIntyre 

Michael McIntyre
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I'll never play snooker again.
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@deplorabled1695
@deplorabled1695 4 года назад
His observation on cricket and tennis is spot on.
@ultraviolet6989
@ultraviolet6989 4 года назад
The ball boys especially😂😂
@abhishekkrishnan5463
@abhishekkrishnan5463 4 года назад
@@ultraviolet6989 The type of player he describes sounds like Nadal
@tjh_lfc8326
@tjh_lfc8326 4 года назад
Deplorable D only on test cricket, T20 cricket is more entertaining than most other sports
@dylanlovell8028
@dylanlovell8028 4 года назад
@Elementary Watson EXACTLY!!!!!!!
@kevingabi3553
@kevingabi3553 4 года назад
@Elementary Watson yes
@raulabc308
@raulabc308 4 года назад
His body movements are just the most hilarious medium of communicating a joke!! Truly adorable!!
@2911moj
@2911moj 5 лет назад
This guy's probs the only straight guy who can get away with acting this camp 😂
@oliviavictoria3256
@oliviavictoria3256 5 лет назад
+ jack Whitehall
@-Tidgy
@-Tidgy 5 лет назад
Yeah but Jack is camp
@Zak-ob5ze
@Zak-ob5ze 5 лет назад
Russell Kane
@obmot8369
@obmot8369 5 лет назад
David Walliams on Britains got talent
@stopcomparingeverythingtob6378
Tidgy but he’s straight - op said straight man and jack is straight so he can act camp
@slinky1694
@slinky1694 2 года назад
As a gymnast his joke about working with diagonals is sooo accurate and funny
@minimini550
@minimini550 2 года назад
And the biiig step that applies to both men’s and women’s!
@samcarter4350
@samcarter4350 2 года назад
Yesssss
@thomashardacre
@thomashardacre 5 лет назад
I'm never gonna think about man United or man city the same again😂😂😂
@naruto199797
@naruto199797 5 лет назад
No one has since 😂😂
@stefanopatsiuras2838
@stefanopatsiuras2838 4 года назад
#6
@Ron.S.
@Ron.S. 4 года назад
That’s the way I’ve always thought of them. Especially United. Overpaid losers. Won’t lie, us Arsenal are losing all the time but at least we know what we’re worth
@ashthemobileking8682
@ashthemobileking8682 4 года назад
Inr
@doublesalopetoimcre
@doublesalopetoimcre 4 года назад
@@Ron.S. 4th place?
@shananalexander9789
@shananalexander9789 4 года назад
I’m from the States. How can you NOT love the British when you learn about Michael McIntyre?! Awesome. They are so lucky to have him. Amazing. I just wish they would share him for awhile. You can tell he loves his family. His wife and children. That’s rare anymore. Especially where I am from. God Bless the man and his family. God Bless his wife and children. 💖💖💖💖💖
@jackbutler354
@jackbutler354 4 года назад
No offence but Michael is all ours 😂😂
@god0fgames100
@god0fgames100 4 года назад
ok boomer
@freddie_0611
@freddie_0611 4 года назад
Micheal is ours
@necymamaril3735
@necymamaril3735 4 года назад
Shanan Alexander Michael McIntyre will be at the Radio City Music Hall, New York City on February 1, 2020.(Wikipedia.org).
@BeautifulyCool
@BeautifulyCool 4 года назад
@@necymamaril3735 I wonder how thay went 🤔
@jair9474
@jair9474 3 года назад
All sport would benefit if McIntyre was an actual sports commentator 😆
@stianlarsen7771
@stianlarsen7771 2 года назад
He would have been killed first day by extremist sport fans tho.. they are animals
@ayeshhas5641
@ayeshhas5641 4 года назад
How is it that he takes the mundane everyday things and makes then hilarious.
@katelilyx7105
@katelilyx7105 3 года назад
‘Tossing off a man behind you’ just so funny 😂 😂
@vincentvega4034
@vincentvega4034 3 года назад
No one gonna mention how accurate the ‘at the end of the day’ observation was.
@patrickswift2837
@patrickswift2837 3 года назад
I did enjoy that one quite a lot
@ycAuntieLala
@ycAuntieLala 5 лет назад
This guy has never been not funny so far as I have seen his clips. Loved it all.
@rzodang
@rzodang 5 лет назад
"Still not happy with the condition of the ball" lmao true. Also to Swing the ball isn't that easy mate haha 😂
@lyndonskei8388
@lyndonskei8388 4 года назад
The cricket bit at the end was perfection😂👌
@gracey.loux.
@gracey.loux. 4 года назад
Lol agreed
@alexhart6070
@alexhart6070 2 года назад
He is the only man that makes me cry and laugh at the same time 💜
@CarolineMilamPhotography
@CarolineMilamPhotography 5 лет назад
Laughed out loud for sure on the sports bit. STOP FAFFING. It's actually the reason I don't like sports.
@TCBumby
@TCBumby 5 лет назад
No - the only reason you don’t like sports is because you sucked at school and was bullied as the result of it, Caroline Milam. I experienced this first hand.
@_good_for.
@_good_for. 4 года назад
U suck at it that's why
@jacob2808
@jacob2808 4 года назад
@@TCBumby People may not like sports for different reasons than you
@oxksie
@oxksie 4 года назад
Love how you say you laughed at the sports bit, isn’t this all the sports bit??? 😂
@KHuntie
@KHuntie 4 года назад
charles charlie Suck what?
@maryherring4261
@maryherring4261 2 года назад
Love to hear Michael laugh at his own jokes.
@homemail9653
@homemail9653 5 лет назад
2:33 looks like a graceful penguin .
@daisy6545
@daisy6545 4 года назад
A hula dancing penguin maybe ??
@chocolatcats
@chocolatcats 2 года назад
NO MAN ALIVE is this funny...and that cute dancing stuff
@nicoles_handle
@nicoles_handle 5 лет назад
nothing i love more than watching this guy dance
@viviennepopek
@viviennepopek 5 лет назад
He is absolutely adorable! 💞😂💖😂💞
@tayefuzzaman9358
@tayefuzzaman9358 4 года назад
I’m a cricketer and I approve this message 👍
@jcrailwayvideos6588
@jcrailwayvideos6588 5 лет назад
0:31 - great dancing!
@craigfowler7098
@craigfowler7098 4 года назад
Rugby players sketch was best. This man should be knighted simply for being funny. He would find a great joke about that too
@iamjustjudy
@iamjustjudy 4 года назад
He is SO funny! Love him!
@georgiamills8192
@georgiamills8192 3 года назад
I died when he mentioned the faffing in cricket 😂 I play cricket and honestly the games are usually 5 hours long depending on what age level your playing it. It is really fun though
@tycosyco
@tycosyco 3 года назад
It was hilarious lmao. I play 50 over games which takes like 8 hours and I'm a bowler who is a bit guilty of faffing. I love it though I'd play 5 day games is I could
@elliottay5136
@elliottay5136 3 года назад
as a gymnast and tennis player, i love this.
@ThatGuyInKansas
@ThatGuyInKansas 3 года назад
I would love to see his take on American sports. As an American sports fan I think that would be hilarious. He is one of the funniest dudes I have ever seen.
@kingra2650
@kingra2650 2 года назад
Basketball would be a good one haha, or Ice Hockey
@avelteavelte6606
@avelteavelte6606 4 года назад
Everything happens at the end of the day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jase6709
@jase6709 4 года назад
I woke up... At the end of the day 🤣
@jamrockprincess
@jamrockprincess 4 года назад
LMAO the description of cricket!! Lmao complete Accuracy!
@jordanaustin7378
@jordanaustin7378 4 года назад
Ackle ackintyre
@cindipossidento5688
@cindipossidento5688 4 года назад
Jordan Austin Yup his dentist routine is my favorite!!!
@stormthescarred2211
@stormthescarred2211 4 года назад
"Mister Ackle Ackinkaka?"
@isaacmillett9333
@isaacmillett9333 4 года назад
Winchester Sister my kids are big fans.... but me and my wife aren’t. AND HE PIT ME OUT
@benrobson2202
@benrobson2202 4 года назад
acka ackinckaker
@RandomGuy-bf8wq
@RandomGuy-bf8wq 3 года назад
Ackle Ackinckacker
@christinesharland8478
@christinesharland8478 5 лет назад
Love Michael. He said fluffliest lol. Whatever he said it's funny regardless
@eL_K_Dee
@eL_K_Dee 5 лет назад
he really needs to watch some baseball for the ultimate 'faffing' (however you spell it lol)
@evillyn7895
@evillyn7895 5 лет назад
Golf is definitely just faffing about.
@eL_K_Dee
@eL_K_Dee 5 лет назад
@@evillyn7895 dont you knock golf!!! it's the best thing to watch on a sunday morning whilst nursing a hangover loll
@hongkongbeat2164
@hongkongbeat2164 4 года назад
One of the funniest sports scenes in a movie is Naked Gun's baseball finale and Frank Dreben's umpire, but no faffing there! :-D
@eL_K_Dee
@eL_K_Dee 4 года назад
@@hongkongbeat2164 bahahahahaha
@CartwAalbiel
@CartwAalbiel 4 года назад
Nah mate, cricket is basically baseball but with *more* faffing. Which is why games can last for days.... No sport should last for days ffs...
@LiveInSydney
@LiveInSydney 5 лет назад
He’s just so funny! Loved seeing him live in Sydney a few months back!
@drummingspain207
@drummingspain207 5 лет назад
For just a few seconds starting at 6:15 he breaks into an impression of Al Murray :)
@johnburrows3385
@johnburrows3385 2 года назад
The best British male stand up .
@Diojenes.
@Diojenes. 3 года назад
the wanting to cut and put the flowers in water is 1000% accurate for me.
@banjopiggottwright1802
@banjopiggottwright1802 4 года назад
As a massive Rugby and Cricket Fan I found his jokes so funny and clever
@shushantdubey9220
@shushantdubey9220 3 года назад
Why cricket is dying in England
@tycosyco
@tycosyco 3 года назад
@@shushantdubey9220 It's not really. I've played cricket through the age groups and its been getting more popular from what I've seen. Hopefully when the hundred starts it'll bring in even more young fans but test matches are the elite.
@harisadu8998
@harisadu8998 3 года назад
South African?
@somehorse
@somehorse 3 года назад
"Football is all action." Yeah, but the men's game is basically dives and free kicks every 5 seconds.
@kimsteel366
@kimsteel366 4 года назад
Camp or not, dude's got moves... 😂😂😂
@Trilingualeks
@Trilingualeks 5 лет назад
The next time my husband tells me to stop faffin' about as we're leaving the house, I'll show him this so he sees what real faffing is 😆
@jackpot7898
@jackpot7898 3 года назад
RIP Snooker when he said tossing off a man behind you!
@camronthompson1118
@camronthompson1118 4 года назад
Michael is my spirit animal 💕💕. He is awesome 👏
@ddtt3270
@ddtt3270 4 года назад
Best comedian in my heart
@aaronrichard1526
@aaronrichard1526 4 года назад
McIntyre is a genius
@DoubleDeckerAnton
@DoubleDeckerAnton 4 года назад
Michael is such a natural at sport 😁
@scsutton1
@scsutton1 11 месяцев назад
The talk about faffing in cricket is absolutely true. I've just come back from a day at the Ashes and we lost SEVEN overs because of it.
@fishie6468
@fishie6468 4 года назад
In Australia we have a thing called T20 big bash and what they do instead of wasting time the batsman have a time limit so the bowlers have to get the ball back immediately so the game is more fun for the watchers
@tjh_lfc8326
@tjh_lfc8326 4 года назад
Blake Giacomelli Yesh we have the T20 Blast here but most people here think cricket is just test matches
@ala0284
@ala0284 4 года назад
It’s still cricket. Us British invented cricket to see what eternity really felt like.
@nathanjoel4902
@nathanjoel4902 4 года назад
We in Brisbane, Australia got an extension on the faffing segment and we could not stop laughing!!!! In his top 3 segments for sure!
@boyandcatmum
@boyandcatmum 5 месяцев назад
Omg this man is so accurate and so very funny 😂😂😂
@epicspooder
@epicspooder 5 лет назад
Batter: “No, I don’t think I will”
@Dough-jg8xp
@Dough-jg8xp 5 лет назад
I'll take the flowers
@chrisneedham5803
@chrisneedham5803 5 лет назад
How VERY dare you
@Dough-jg8xp
@Dough-jg8xp 5 лет назад
Well I'm sorry
@VibrationCrystals
@VibrationCrystals 5 лет назад
Lol
@Dough-jg8xp
@Dough-jg8xp 5 лет назад
While I'm at it I'll take the medals
@skylovermc2146
@skylovermc2146 3 года назад
@@Dough-jg8xp Nice name dude!
@MystiqueHorizon
@MystiqueHorizon 5 лет назад
I'd never seen the "faffing?" Ones before,,, 😂😂😂😂😂
@kathrynp8080
@kathrynp8080 5 лет назад
I love a good cricket faffing. Can keep me occupied for hours 😂😂😂.
@abigailwyles
@abigailwyles 5 лет назад
Anyone else notice he wears the same black suit with a pink shirt like 3 times. 😂
@gloriapaddock4618
@gloriapaddock4618 5 лет назад
So funny. Love this comedian.😂😂🥰🥰
@bagofchicken
@bagofchicken 3 года назад
Dancing skills set to maximum!
@saifchowdhury3581
@saifchowdhury3581 4 года назад
Too good!
@louisthebee
@louisthebee 4 года назад
This man is legendary
@jakeetschannel2031
@jakeetschannel2031 3 года назад
Michael is SPOT ON with sports! It's so pointless lol 🤣🤣🤣 He's awesome 🙌🏽👍🏾 Meanwhile athletes get paid millions but nurses, police, firefighters, etc.. get paid zilch to save lives and risk their own life. I still cannot believe there's volunteer firefighters, they should get paid sportsman wages! 🙌🏽
@iluvhopndballet
@iluvhopndballet 5 лет назад
As much as Nadal is my favourite tennis player, he is definitely one who is guilty of faffing about!
@juha1428
@juha1428 5 лет назад
Yeah and the towel after every point is ridicilous.
@ameliabetts4451
@ameliabetts4451 5 лет назад
I suspect he has a touch of OCD, it doesn’t really matter anyway, he’s a brilliant player nonetheless.
@bellabana
@bellabana 4 года назад
Dragostea I can’t stand watching Nadal, the fact he’s gotten away with his time wasting & gamesmanship antics for years, plus all the twitching, him touching his shoulders, ears, nose & pulling at his underwear after EVERY point is exhausting to watch!
@JoostMehrtens
@JoostMehrtens 4 года назад
@Blackporsche roadster And you don't like that because...? Why do you prefer it nicely tugged in?
@archiesutherland6127
@archiesutherland6127 3 года назад
@@bellabana, he doesn't waste time cause their is timer between points for everyone so it's fair
@barry1369
@barry1369 5 лет назад
He is a comedic genius
@ahmadalami9640
@ahmadalami9640 5 лет назад
Hahaha I this guy is a classic!
@Jaymac720
@Jaymac720 3 года назад
Comedians are a strange concept. We pay money to watch someone dance around a stage and say funny things in a funny way, and we can’t get enough of it
@kam8165
@kam8165 5 лет назад
O Michael. You just the absolute best.
@fhd588
@fhd588 3 года назад
Absolute gold
@carolilseanne2175
@carolilseanne2175 4 года назад
Love him.
@legacyoflore1597
@legacyoflore1597 4 года назад
@0:22 and when Man City plays against Man United, you can have some of that man on man action.
@Alice_Walker
@Alice_Walker 3 года назад
😂 😂 😂 😂 Love this guy! 💜
@jamesboldcomedy6914
@jamesboldcomedy6914 5 лет назад
Amazing stuff! Michael Mcintyre inspired me to get into comedy....
@Spencer-ty4sl
@Spencer-ty4sl 4 года назад
i’ll never see man city and man united the same ever again HAHAHAH
@michellem3050
@michellem3050 3 года назад
Ha! I love the 'stop faffing!' This is my feeling about American football. Hockey is like he describes football - hardly any faffing.
@Mad-RCandHOBBY
@Mad-RCandHOBBY 4 года назад
lol the dance moves 😂
@jeanlindner9817
@jeanlindner9817 4 года назад
I only snort while laughing if something is really funny, and I tend to snort quite a lot while watching Michael.
@abbyrose8978
@abbyrose8978 4 года назад
Haha love this 😂
@katiedid1851
@katiedid1851 3 года назад
Awww he is wonderful
@cathy7861
@cathy7861 3 года назад
I have known many gay men in my life and not one of them has ever walked that way. My friends would get such a kick out of this skit. Michael McIntyre is absolutely brilliant. Would love to see him live one day or even live streaming. What a hoot!
@meandmymomfun4202
@meandmymomfun4202 5 лет назад
OMG! Please Please Please! Come to Interlochen, MI to there theater. It would be packed but come in our summer. I will be there for sure#
@TheSilentsniper1973
@TheSilentsniper1973 2 месяца назад
My wife just kicked me out of bed because i was shaking the whole bed from laughing.... man he's so fucking hilarious
@vickymcculloch1236
@vickymcculloch1236 3 года назад
Michael we love u. From South Africa.
@laurakinsella6404
@laurakinsella6404 3 года назад
i love when he shakes his hair
@ryanvojtko-proctor8594
@ryanvojtko-proctor8594 4 года назад
The cricket one got me ahahahahahaha
@LadyVoldemort
@LadyVoldemort 3 года назад
0:30 I enjoy those moves tremendously. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mad9977
@Mad9977 4 года назад
"hurry up they're dying" 😂
@darklittlepeople
@darklittlepeople 3 года назад
those rugby players nearly killed me ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kristinebellamy5249
@kristinebellamy5249 4 года назад
Awh WHY did you cut away middle of the rugby joke? Michael acting like the dramatic football referee is the best thing ever!
@DmitryAstapkovich
@DmitryAstapkovich 4 года назад
Laughing with tears =)
@wolfgangscorpio4125
@wolfgangscorpio4125 4 года назад
Good one, Mike! I just realize I need to watch more cricket.
@NikkiSalazar.
@NikkiSalazar. 3 года назад
There was definitely a moment when I thought really? You can do it Michael. Somersaults, back handspring then triple twist & pike!
@roofpizza1250
@roofpizza1250 5 лет назад
Only in The UK can you get away with dissing the opposing team without repercussions. Not like they separate the fans due to riots, attacks, bottleings etc.
@joashlaw4999
@joashlaw4999 4 года назад
Has he watched F1? It’s the best. No faffing once the lights go out hahahahah
@Cathy24601
@Cathy24601 4 года назад
“Hurry up hurry up they’re dying!!!”
@neisham7478
@neisham7478 5 лет назад
michael you are such an adorably cute damcer
@carlosturcios1315
@carlosturcios1315 4 года назад
Holy shit he nailed tennis and cricket down to a T 🤣
@abbeyhall4624
@abbeyhall4624 Год назад
A brilliant take on Faffing sport!!!!
@miakiff7257
@miakiff7257 4 года назад
That guy is awesome
@rachell4417
@rachell4417 3 года назад
Brilliant
@nilaoreb
@nilaoreb 4 года назад
Soo funny 👌🏽👌🏽😂😂😂
@JustMitchPool
@JustMitchPool 5 лет назад
He has got a very good cue action.
@johnakkman9993
@johnakkman9993 14 дней назад
I was a gymnast and realigning back to the corner was the most satisfying thing to do. But i never stopped to think how ridiculous it would look if we indeed just walked into position since gymnastics is all about elegance. Also we had to learn our exercise by heart and yes, it specifically says how you realign. We don’t make it up which makes it even funnier
@JachAnen
@JachAnen 4 года назад
Well that ruined pool for me
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