Conan’s Japanese Etiquette Lesson | CONAN on TBS 

Omg yes.

Yes!

You always get one upped in Asia. Lol

I’m the 1.6k like dammit!!!!!! I make the difference between 1.5-1.6

I'm the 2.1K like!!!!

🤣🤣🤣😅🤣 accurate..

no difference

Best comment 😂😂😂😂

696 likes.. cant like 😩

Your picture is soooo cute

Not one negitive comment... congratulations sir, keep on keeping on!

don’t even compare jimmy to fallon.

@@mariyastoyanova31 they both are trash...why not? Lol

@@ctwishkeyprn2039 stop being a little bitch baby about hosts that are just trying to have fun and live their life??

@@mariyastoyanova31 lol says the guy eating Cheetos off his chest in the basement 😎👌lol, wipe yah chin, got a lil smudge on that bleached beard 😂

Only few people understand d humor and ur one of them most of the comments complain about the rudeness and impoliteness.

Honestly, her ability to communicate with highly impressive. It's one thing to understand English as a non-native speaker (it's not an easy language to learn), it's another to do all that AND also be able to navigate the insane humor of Conan. I don't think I've seen anyone in any Conan remote that did it better than this etiquette lady, really fantastic stuff!!

@@bernlin2000 You forgot Miss Jin Shil from South Korea.

I think this is scripted, he pulls out a card with his face on it a few seconds later.

im pretty sure it was scripted.

Becouse they can understand humor

Japan has no bounds when it comes to humor so they are very funny

@@jacen884 Haha what is that supposed to mean?

@@danielvip123456 they can have very dark or controversial jokes and don't have as much backlash.

People really misunderstand Conan's guests when he's doing a bit. I'm always surprised by how many people take the behavior so literally, just on the surface level. People that interact with Conan on these remote bits act as they're COACHED to act by producers, and the same is true of celebrity guests. If someone seems awkward or taking things too seriously, they're absolutely SUPPOSED to be doing that. It's one of the oldest comedy techniques of all ... you have the absurd, obnoxious clown, and you have the "straight man" (the straight-laced, all-business person) for the clown to play off of. Humorists have been using this formula for centuries, not just decades. In many of these scenarios, they explicitly NEED someone to be stern-faced to make Conan's actions all the funnier. It's deliberate. He's not meeting up with a bunch of autism-spectrum people that don't understand the humor, I promise ... celebrity or otherwise. If you see someone playing along and laughing, likewise, those reactions were carefully selected for in the editing room. They're condensing hours and hours of footage down to a couple of minutes, the editors control EVERYTHING about the perception of comic timing and perceived reaction. Once in a while, the creative minds working on producing and editing these bits like a potential vibe better than the classic straight-man-with-clown. A good example would be Conan's trip to Cuba, where he tried different types of Rum. They definitely went a different route with the woman giving the tour in that case, but it's not necessarily because "she was better at playing along." It's because it was decided they would portray her laughter, because her personality and looks sold it so well to a potential audience.

SoMo Moo I felt that

SoMo Moo she is so rude

@@user-yh2bn2fg1j Thats scripted... haha

@@jonoanym7349 No it's not.

@@soullessangel207 I've worked in television here in LA for well over a decade. There is a far difference between editing and something being scripted. And there is no way they edited out any rude comment, especially an abnormally rude comment because this is a comedic bit and that is the funniest part.

She actually taught him a lot about Japanese etiquette, they don't have a filter, they're just blunt

peachy mistake she never said that though ;)

She was polite in the way she said it, though.

Because Conan was being rude.

I guess it's basic etiquette in Japan to tell people about their face. Will try it once I visit Japan next month hehe...

It’s called impersonal honesty :)

Lol... I think you are right...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

At least they weren't so rude to chew gum in front of him.

Tasty fish, tasty fish, poison fish! I want fugu!

How can this shiwa obachan / wrinkled aunt deal with foreigners regularly and be so openly judgmental?! She looks like a badly weathered garden gnome and she is throwing stones?!

This is so true! Normally he's the one acting up but this was the other way around, hes got great sensibility for human interactions

That´s one of the things I really like about Conan. He can drop his ego immediately if the comedy requires it. So quick witted!

As usual, less Conan and more actors speaking is actually funny.

Then they proceed to roast the sheep

@@lilianchello And have it sent behind the wall

Hhhhhhhhhh

HAHAHAHHAHA

Eyooooo hahhaha lmao. *dies

Yup

I wonder why she didn't teach Logan Paul some respect.

even british people can't compete

@@randomguy5189 ​ British sarcasm is great, but when you can look super cute, while making super rude remarks about a someone's appeareance right to his/her face, and people still cannot hate you after that, like Miss Hirayama here, it can only mean that your mastery in rudeness has surpassed every level of knowledge, and now you can become one with the universe. 🤯 LoL 😋

She has a wonderful sense of humor! She can be so scathing and has a completely professional and crisp attitude LOL

By that they roasted the whole nation 🤣

I don't think she understood what it meant and she just said yes to not make him repeat. Though my english is OK (I think), I also didn't know the meaning of "lean" and would've reacted the same way.

@@levoyageur9981 sounds about right. They would know the word "skinny" but not "lean".

@@levoyageur9981 she probably would have reacted the same way if she knew what he meant lol

Her English is better than you thought. She knows the word lean, big chance.

face-shamed ? now that's a new one lol

He was existence shamed...

@@belalabusultan5911 Something new for the fat shaming community lol

poorshamed

Sheep shamed

Hahaha

Ugly.

To be fair, Conan is rude even by American standards.

Rude. Cheap. Face.

@@pop5678eye so was that lady

Yup. Late night tv won’t be the same

I watch conan on RU-vid every night

I love to break it to you that Conan is going to create a new talkshow on HBO max in the near future.

@@williamholder-soto8350 really?

@@thor_9642 yes, but it wont be the usual "talk show" format that we're used to anymore - at least from what I've heard. Conan and HBO are still in the talks about what the format will be

Sheep

@@riderpikachu7403 Huh?

@@shizu-chan1646 Conan also got called a sheep

and he laughed so hard he could not breath at one point xD

And got his watch stolen!

XD That was hilarious

Hai

It's all about the Japanese service industry. You must be ready to suit your customer's needs at all times.

That's a ninja move

XD loved that part

Opinions are not facts so no we should not judge others appearances:p

@@FH-er7us appearances are facts. stop being so woke

​@@FH-er7usso of i dress like a lesbian penguin and go to work it doesnt say im a BrainD right?

@@cavoff ....what???????? what's this about appearances being facts, and people saying otherwise are "woke"???? why are we even bringing in political messages to something that is not even political at all?????

​@@jamesbrendan5170Because people need to stop virtue signalling. Face the damn facts and be real. This is what people nowadays call "bluepilled" quit it.

She was roo direct lol

Hahahaha so polite yet so savage

But the thing is she didn't say he was ugly - ,just doesn't have the facial features she's attracted to. They are just way more direct than us. I had a hell of a time in Korea in regards to this - lol!

@anderson people are assuming when she gives "face" as a reason, it's meant in the most negative way possible and it's simply not. Easy as that.

@anderson Exactly what do you plan to achieve with this argument?

Honestly i dont think she was joking bro!

I don't think she's joking.

I think that’s just what she actually thought that happens to be funny because of how crazy rude it is to actually say I don’t like your eyes and such to someone you just met when they also didn’t ask. She’s like forcing how much she doesn’t like his look on him.

@@jootai Obviously she's joking. She def thinks those things, but her saying it is for the show. She doesn't walk around shitting on people

Japanese are brutally honest, experienced it the 2 times i went there.

@@user-hk7xm5pu1c lmao there was nothing that wasn't polite or rude about her .

I don't get it. How can it be roasting and savagery if it is intended to be honest yet polite?

@anderson nope the boyfriend thing is much better

If it was in Japanese she would say, your face is not very handsome. They don't use negative words too much. But since she is using English. And sometimes, short way to say something is better so I guess that's why she said it bluntly as ugly.

anderson Yeah but when you tell western dudes the truth, they turn around and become rude and aggressive real quick. I’d rather go with “I have a boyfriend” lie than tell them the truth and get in an argument cause instead of taking it like a man, he decides to insult me 🙄😒

lmaooo you need exercise 😂😂😂😂😂

Hahahaha

Pure comedy gold. Even better how even the assistant who until that point mostly tries to save Conan (sometimes destroying him even more in the process) now 100% agrees with Miss Hirayama. First "very fluffy", then "I'm sure girls like your teddy bear stomach" and after that final "Ah. Hai!" Conan is ANNIHILATED 😂😂😂

it wasn't out of nowhere, what she does actually is she raises her arm to stop her assistant from being socially pressured to hug Conan but plays it off as if she is criticizing him for being fat (which is socially acceptable in Asian culture). so it's not random it's actually rather calculated

@@extraswaggeroni, tell me more.

i loved how she said, "face" :D

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, hell yeah she was.

100% agree hahahahaha

Hell yes

Its scripted!

... that he hilariously lost They roasted his ENTIRE BODY. lol

This is lightly scripted..

Matto niy ... is it?🤔

@@mattoniy2840 I don't think this was scripted at all, watch the Q&A from this "Conan in Japan" segment. he was still kinda in disbelief how this went down xD

@Emma Watson Why would Conan lie about it being scripted in a Q&A video?

Not that polite. Lol

@@austin3789 really not....hahah

they thought they were polite though and that's what counts

ARIGATOU !!!!!!

@Mike Fernandez they all sex afterwards?

10000% better than Fallon, no doubt about that.

Lol be specific pyou cant just call out all comedians in america just beacuse they didnt make you laugh

Or most of conan's guests...

Correction, funnier than any female comedian

especially female comedians.

They are both amazing!

999

She is!

japans

So true.

Mood

Yeah i get that

"just call and I'll be there" 😂

You hide in the corner?

She totally neutralized him. Like a pro.

@@djz2308 I know it's insane hahah

Wasnt there a dude.. Polo player....he was pretty funny vs conan

What about that German comedian? Flula Borg?

Well said. She is amazing. Not to stereotype, but I lived in Asia for a while and from what I observed Asians are infinitely more blunt about making observations about people and expressing it that Westerners would not - especially if you are overweight. I know from experience. Lol.

Tom Wallen -Conan should visit Vietnam Thailand and Singapore

edgar pierre And the Philippines

Why not Comedy Silver?

@@shortaybrown how about Indonesia?

conan only

Me. I hate it. Never had a laugh I didn't regret

​@@YersiniaPestisNPOcringe

Panerai*

Nothing surprising about that. Just the typical woman.

*That looks like a Patek Philippe to me. Calatrava in gold.*

@@SuperPussyFinger Calatrava is way smaller. It's a Panerai Luminor Marina in gold. Approx 20 grand watch.

that is called universal bitching

Wow, i now think my parents are asians. I am mexican but man, they can be brutally honest , just like Miss Hirayama hahaha.

It’s interesting because Japanese people tend to be quite the opposite

Don’t call me out.

@@marianaree9967 i think we all need a bit of asian parenting & la chancla.

@@skfoxjrxzz5051 it's prob cause he's not Japanese they think it's okay to speak their mind

*Roasted

Yeah he got rosted hard

Dont you just love to rost meat?

She likes roster better than shep

@@zephyr1327 Don't you just hate being rosted...argggg...lol I kid I kid.

Hahahahah, your imagination is very hight

...Chained to the stove.

I'm cackling 😂

I also thought the same 🤣🤣, the way she says, makes it more real though

😂 😂 😂 😂 Even better than what she actually said

Conan: Watch? Her: YES

@AsSeenOnTV I thought she's an actress

Crave 4 More oof

@@Crave4More Actor is actually a gender neutral noun, so an actor can refer to a man or a woman who acts.

@@ericsondeleon6508 why does actress exist then

And masks. I didn't know that some of my fellow Americans would have such a problem with it.

@@elizabetholiviaclark because masks are useless to slow or prevent the spread of viruses, and healthy people have no business wearing them, as has been confirmed by many studies and the advice of several top health organizations.

@@jjryan1352 of course a mask denier would say that. there are not useless ! They might not stop the virus but health experts say the evidence is clear that masks can help prevent the spread of COVID-19. the only thing that is spreading is the false bullsh*t by people like you.

In most Asian cultures it is

Veracious Vex yeah, go look at their trains in rush hour tho

lol what a japanese thing to say

I’m deceased when she said the last phrase 😂

I was dying. My whole family was like what are you laughing so hard at! They died too! 😂😂

@@JennyBetch19 condolences

They must have some mutant sheep over there...

Conan. This woman gives me flashbacks of an overly judgmental bitchy P.E.teacher I had in the 4th and 5th grade. Ugh. Only thing I thought she was right about was the gum. Mouth sound disgust is universal.

@@migraineyjoe2597 you're clearly american in Japan honesty is very important even shy people will call you out if you mess up or be rude .

@@migraineyjoe2597 found the chubby kid

@@migraineyjoe2597 wow, you've got issues

@@migraineyjoe2597 do u even have friends? lol

I love how at 7:04 when the teacher says she likes Conan's long legs, the assistant claps

And it was a blink and you miss it!!!!

I never caught that! I’ve watched this clip like 20 times, too

oh i didn't notice that!

reminds me of the SpongeBob episode where he sticks his hand out the curtain 🤣

I loved her, she contrasted well with Conan's louder personality. She is quite sharp and with a good sense of humor, I loved her reaction to his offer of his watch.

Ya, she did a great job.

Japanese women. Smart and funny. =)

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LMAO 😂😂😂

Украинка?

wealthy beats ugly in every culture.

That's every woman

HAHAHAHHAHAA

I went to an onsen (spa) in Japan and let me tell you... people in Japan are extremely skinny. Conan would actually be considered tubby.

@@dchen2140 Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone else in the world considers Americans fat. And with statistics, I don't think they're wrong either.

@@Profile__1 With Fast Food getting more popular and spreading to other countries . I am sure the Rest of the World will fall into America level of FAT

@@The_Quiet_Kiddo ooh boy, I sure hope not.

Depends, in socal fitness and top notch looks are a trend, just look at ig. Vanity is as rampant as obesity these days

Right?! The one with him in the Southern charm school is also funny

She might have been a language teacher, but he freaked out a South Korean instructor to a hilarious degree.

second this.

Yeah she's adorable apologizing constantly yet really doing nothing to improve the situation for him lol

@@chrisofstars ahahaha exactly :DD in a way she's doing even more damage by burning him everytime she tries to save him "like a sheep", "very fluffy" and then "I'm sure girls like your teddy bear..." and Miss Hirayama just proceeds to laugh with no filter or mercy :DDD

I loved her clapping when the Teacher said she likes Conan legs

She was very cute and sweet...

Apologizing for what Hirayama said about his face 😂

It was in no way passive

And alot way agressive

Doggo_87 __ i don’t think she was being polite at all lmao it’s guuuuud

You should see me making love to my wife.

How is this upvoted? They were literally the opposite of passive aggressive. They were more direct and honest than any person I’ve ever met in the U.S.

'Very fluffy'🤣

They've obviously never seen what we call bears over here

@@kalevala29 it's because in Japan people are mostly thin

Agreed. She gave herself away at 3:16 when she was saying sorry and leaning in to pat Conan on the arm.

@@user-gv3kk4ts9b Now that's a hard name to read. I could only get Shin (God?) Hana(flower) Mizu(water) chu or naka (middle or china) tsuki(moon)

@@deivisony her channel's name it's part of a Chinese poem, it say "looking at the moon in the mist".

@@Jeicto24 I supposed so. The first ideogram was very complex, maybe someday I get so good at Japanese that I can grasp some Chinese "kanji" meaning too (piyin I think)

@@Jeicto24 I love Macadamias Nut btw!

Your comment was very American, stupid and full of ignorance.

Navitus your reply was describing you as an easily triggered 10 year old

Why? I'm only speaking truth. The truth hurts for you doesn't it? You sound like an Israeli who believes Palestinians are all bad and all Israelis are good huh? Including murderers. Shame, you can't be anymore wong. See what I did there? Of course you don't. I just like to trigger all wong people like you.

@@Navitus dude there was nothing wrong with the comment, you're reading too much into it

Bro you're triggered hard af. Israeli Palestine???? Lmao!

His visit to koreatown spa is right up there.

can you tell where you watched them i started getting into conan but can’t find a place to watch them at :/

"Did you hear what she said about my face??" "Yeeeeeeessssss :("

@Cis Admiral Indeed, very high Joo Dee vibes

I’d watch that.

I'm sure there's like 528583918372184701948 animes about that

No canned laughter? I'm in.

Well i also have watched another different videos about teacher and her assistant on different sites

yes please

I completely lost it there😭😭😭😭 lmfaoooo

he did sound like a sheep...in my country we also never hear a person purr in a seductive way 😂😂😂 he will also get the same reaction when he purr like that in my country 😂😂😂

That killed me 😂😂😂

😂😂

@@pengensehat6934 what country are you from?

It's scripted

@@sofiyyulhadi8888 it's actually not scripted at all

The words might be scripted but these ladies killed it.

@@RobustNut it's simply not scripted, at all. Conan briefly mentions it in a related Q&A vid, he was legit shocked at how mercilessly this lady roasted him xD obviously he sometimes has certain things prepared but much of Conan is based on improv.

@@sofiyyulhadi8888 we are only seeing minutes of hours of footage, it's all natural and really happening. We just see the best moments they have pieced together, which is why it feels scripted because the end product is so good

It's not. Japanese are just brutally honest.

I don't even think they are joking, They just mean it

wtf you talking about you dont knownothing about Japan, in Japan you never say what you think to not offend people, they are just joking here.... why you talking if you dony know

I would be interesting to konw how much of it was scripted.

@@JohnSmith-cv5pj Way too funny to be scripted.

Yokky it’s amazing how she can politely roast Conan 😂

Lol, it's impolite* though.

That's how they are in Japan. Some Japanese people (especially elders) will just straight up call you fat lol

You can only handle Conan for so long before it breaks you as a person

i wouldn’t say “impolite” she just has humor

The etiquette lady played both LOL

Or need to be added in to Conan's next show next to Andy

The only funny part about it is the fact that so much is lost in translation. They aren't naturally funny.

@@willvr4 There's tons of comics who take advantage of the whole lost in translation thing. In fact I think that's what makes comedy so amusing. I can't relate to the struggles of Bobby Lee or Eddy Murphy but I can sure as hell laugh at it.

Not really

​​​@@willvr4 Nah they absolutely are naturally funny, you can tell. Ms Hirayama especially, she matched Conan's energy. You don't need perfect fluency to joke with people. That part with Conan's legs was silent but hilarious.

omg! 4:55 hahahaha 🤣🤣

Pokey Oat must be an art form . Gotta learn

They might like me. I've got social distancing honed to an Olympic form, I don't chew gum, and I don't mind constructive criticism.

@@elizabetholiviaclark at the first day covid reached my city, I built my own make-shift hazmat suite, home-made alcohol-based sanitizer (Cologne - Salt - vinegar - rose water), and I made an instructions manual for the flat-complex I live in for safety measures that would work against anthrax biological warfare .... your'e Olympic level, but I exceeded mount Olympus and became Everest level.

American etiquette is very similar... except replace 'polite' with 'rude and angry' and replace 'shoving people' with 'reaching for their gun if they don't like you.'

@@belalabusultan5911 I concede defeat. Truly, you are the better Covid survivor. lol

He use to have abs.

then they are gonna LOVE ME