Conan Becomes A UPS Deliveryman | Late Night with Conan O’Brien 

Those kind of people are one of the coolest dudes

Good to know us reserved folks are appreciated

I'm like that xD

I like Frank😄

@@DocMaggie Just by writing a comment like that, means you're not like that! you're outta tha group! :D

Oh wow, I was stuck somewhere between "this ups uniform really makes him look younger" and "what a fit guy for his age". Thanks for clearing that up

Ya, I was about to say something, but then I saw this comment and was reassured.

Lol, Wow just realized that! #gingervampire

the clear camera footage also helps it make look more recent

What 😂 I was wondering why he was so hot in this

True. Some ppl try to hard to be funny and end up ruining it but he played his role well

It was set up already, they know its for the show.

Conan pays people for all the stuff he messes with. Like he’ll probably have their pool cleaned. Frank was worried he’d break the fence but Conan would’ve had it repaired.

Frank is fired

​@@toolinc.collection1521but he was your father

I am also. But I don’t break down, i just bring half the load in..

Yeah, I just started driving for UPS recently, and I've had some nights where I have been out for almost 14 hours. Sometimes if your load is shitty and they don't put things where they should be, it can be really annoying.

Just wait till y'all come to feeder and get a tire blowout and wait on the side of the highway for 2.5 hours.

@@J-Stutters definitely their are loaders who basically do the bare minimum and are also barely trained beyond the basic requirements I also wish they trained loafers to read the original package label instead of the Pal label which can be mislabeled and hence misloaded which can get in the way

@nodafy If you can stick it out for 4 years you'll make 40 bucks an hour guaranteed. Not the best, but definitely not the worst.

It's like God visited your home at your absense

I would be so happy. 😍

conan bathwater

@@pranavabraham9870 But it's actually free

Probably he was sued.

My thought exactly

6:35 Pretty sure using someone else's toothbrush is pre 1900s behavior.

Don't forget the "being outside" part

This was aired on 2008 lol

@@chwu7980 Back in the day of the Roman empire, Public bathrooms where available. But no toilet paper. So what they did was use a stick with a sponge on the end, And they all used the same one. 50 -100 people in 1 day using the same a - hole scrapper. lol Yolo

Andrew Dobson he passed away 😞😔😭

@@franklinclinton5967 Youre lying 😥😢😭

He went into Weehawken and didn’t come back out.

@@franklinclinton5967 WHAT 😭

A UPS driver "Name" Frank died but it's not the same, + it was in Florida where he passed away

They cut out what she was about to say 😂

They get weirded out if they dont know who Conan is, in their perspective its just a regular delivery guy who is overly chummy

@@PRubin-rh4sr captain obvios ovah heeeah

i really wonder what she was gonna say........someone should ask conan on his podcast or somethin

nah she was mad and offended IoI

Matt Mox 1994 and five UPS part-time night supervisor Tuesday first name Tuesday left shortly after the treaty and federal HIPAA national security act was signed by me. Tuesday is the only other person I told exactly how I wrote HIPAA including first names only. Tuesday came into my office at UPS when I was signing the 1995 in definite nuclear nonproliferation treaty and read it. she saw it with her eyes. Tuesday witnessed me sign federal HIPAA national security health act in 1995 before it was passed. Then she left UPS. where did she go ? SAME ACTIVE WAR. TUESDAY only still keeps in touch with UPS Palm Bay Driver JOE GRIEVES. then the Oklahoma City bombings occurred. Domestic terrorism after I wrote HIPAA 2 anti terror laws. Same month after

US DOT OSHA HIPAA MD what the fuck

US DOT OSHA HIPAA MD WHAT!?

@@usdotoshahipaamd8460the fuck

I know, right? I used to work @ UPS - oh the temptation was there :)

Yes it did

I liked that too :-D

Also added 100hp.

Priority shipping only

Agreed.

So agree with that!

Conan is actually a good role model. He is well educated and he knows how to divert attention when one individual, most likely an introvert, doesn't want any attention or too shy to be in the spotlight.

So yrue

@@quchi7232 …Jordan Schlansky

Take children away from their mothers at birth, send them to funniness re-education camps

100! Invite me though , please. lol

And there goes all the info notices!! 😆

There are a few swimming pools I swim at on routes over the years, at apartment complexes but nothing beats taking your lunch poolside on a 100 degree day after being in a 120 degree shitbox all day

GSHYNE87 he earned it.

DBNROP that they are a professional company and don’t want a bunch of goons out there representing them.

His. Name. Is. Frank !!!!!

FACTS‼️ That time is money is no joke with FedEx and UPS lol

During peak they just punt it from the door, some of these guys could kick a field goal probably

Oramazon

That’s because I didn’t want to hang around and let you try it on before accepting the item...

We got other deliveries to make 🤣

Why what happened to him?

@@rochelletalania3364 died. Terrible bobsled accident...😥

He ded

@Jew Adolf He died two days after he retired, got run over with a UPS truck, how sad is that.

@@MrMeadfoot yeah, by his own truck

Reptilians don't care

The virus isn't that serious. They are misleading y'all with scare tactics. Your body can fight off COVID-19. It's not that deep. They just want to scare us so they can enforce "The Martial Law". #DoMoreResearch

Especially when he used the toothbrush!!

@@isaiasrivas7431 that was too horrible to watch

@Tony Orellana I don't know how you read my comment but, okay! You sound weak and you will be apart of the plan that they are trying to force upon us.

He's a true social genius, in my opinion.

Teamster boss...

Union boss lol

He could be 🤣

Waste management

Sanitation

Its not real, look at the drinks on the pool wall that magically appear after he jumps in.

@@eleminohpee907 Drinks magically appearing on the pool wall automatically = not real? While it's TV and I'm sort of inclined to believe you're right, that's really not a great debunking to be honest.

Ok how about the fact that it would be breaking and entering, so logically you can deduce that they actually got permission to enter from the homeowners prior to filming?

With a tv crew filming them...

@@eleminohpee907 you sir have just found an error

But they make socks I think

@aaron names i saw some official looking ups socks in the beginning

Yeah the socks are real. You can see UPS drivers wearing them.

He retired

Frank is awesome

I hope Frank wasn't fired for misconduct after this episode aired.

Same here!!! :)

Frank, unfortunately, was later sent into Weehawken and was never heard from again.

I'm pretty sure a couple of the Simpsons writers back then also had backgrounds in science and mathematics

Having wit is intelligence. 🤌🏻

I said the same, she gave the look of double death...

She probably complained about the service to ups lol

@@mike62mcmanus It's the same look she gives her husband when he forgets their anniversary.

She's a Karen

@@heartpursuer CORRECTION: it's the same look she gives her husband *because he exists*

Kale Brecht yup same here. Everyone be sure to thank your postal workers during this crazy time.

The sad reality is it's so hard to get a job there.

Hatts off to you Kale.

same

@@PTS156 Agreed. I work for the post office as well. Ups, fed ex and usps workers, please stay safe out there.

lmao I love you. that's all i thought about, the Banes will be coming for conan now

You should have respected my authoritah

(In Banes's voice) A man's wife is his life, Mr. UPS man

That's such a great episode

When was this said?

Lol

Thats how we do in Jersey lmaoo

Those hot packages aren’t going to deliver themselves..

"You breaking my balls over here"

I would go back in thinking I'm probably asleep

7:55

Along with the final line said being “That was the best delivery day of the year!”

I'd totally watch that porno

And one of them is CONAN!

R a m Most likely. Conan loves goofing off and hazing his workers, but he usually doesn’t like making strangers feel uncomfortable or upset.

Everything was planned. His people contacted everyone beforehand to set everything up. Can you imagine the problems if he had actually disrupted a day at UPS?

SophieTheBagel1984 and especially the last bit ups or Conan could’ve been sued for “trespassing”

@@eugeniolejarza9702 If Conan trespassed on my property I wouldn't even be mad. Lol. Just invite him in for a beer or 5.

reading her lips, it looked like she said “the fuck??”

That's Carol Baskin i believe. Lol

Just stare at her from when she comes in and says "what's this!?" Hilarious that she's so pissed

Lol it was multiple times.

It took me only 10 seconds to despise that grumpkin. I have a feeling she’s the type that gets into fights at kids birthday parties and sporting events. Fun governor little piggy.

I hear that too, he has a similar voice!

Lol😂😂😂

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Must've had a strong accent if they had Andy dub him

LOL I thought that too

@Yokai369 recently a ups driver was shot, that’s the joke he’s making by saying that “aged well”

@Yokai369 yeah dude I wasnt making a joke

The Sprawl Marvel Legends style Conan would be an istabuy

@@Biofan813 ...Also, I was thinking you could squeeze his tummy and hear him say iconic lines: eg. "QUIET!" from his Santa Claus remote. Or stuff like "...or....it's annoying" from his advert-training gig. Etc. Not the obvious quotes, but quotes that the hardcore know, and quotes that you can use in everyday conversation if you want to amuse and delight your friends. Simply pull out your plastic action figure of a niche talk show host from your fanny-pack, squeeze his tummy at just the right point in a conversation, hiss angrily at your friends to 'LISTEN!', and watch the pure delight on their faces as they collapse in helpless laughter at your timing. ...Many women look up from nearby, intrigued by the debonair guy with the cool action figure who is impressing his friends so much. Sex inevitably follows, perhaps involving the action figure if the woman/women agree to it. Your professional life soars, your boss delighted and impressed by both your Conan figure and your fanny pack; he promotes you to a position of great authority in the company. You owe it all to the action figure! Cut to a year later, after another long day of fighting off sexual advances from the ladies in the typing pool and turning down requests from your former boss(now an employee of yours) to play racketball. You place the Conan figure in its usual position next to the bed, and switch off your thirty thousand dollar Tiffany lamp before lying back and going to sleep. Suddenly you hear a hoarse, gravelly whisper. _'It has been a year. Now the debt must be repaid. It is time."_ You open your eyes and see Conan's 20cm tall plastic body hovering above your bed, his eyes glowing red. He reaches out a tiny hand in a strange, disjointed, unnatural fashion and whispers _"come"._ Your body begins to rise and the walls of the room melt away. _"I have many horrors to show you before dawn, and little time. Your mortal penance and life of torture will begin then, but in the next few hours I must educate you on the true nature of evil."_

You can get Conan action figures on ebay

Outback Australia Conan

...Jesus Christ I must've been really bored when I wrote that second comment. This fucking virus is driving me slightly mental

i know right!

My husband is a UPS driver, and sometimes the guys do more than cry. He knows a few who have shot themselves.

Determined DIYer jeeesus

Determined DIYer Tell the ones who killed themselves to relax, geez

@Amateur Ambassador How the hell they gonna tell them if they dead.

its still really funny !

using a stranger toothbrush

Yup 🤣

Abdelhamid Khamis yes

Glad you spelled it out sherlock..

PROD. July they are still being distributed. The mail don’t stop. Make sure you thank your local ups guys

And all throughout the land, people waited eagerly for their brown clad givers. The bubble wrap tight, and tape sealed boxes with great care, Order numbers were followed, or incur a mistake if they dare! Clothing, toys, tools, food items and the like , All waiting to be sent for anticipating delight . But come the next day, different needs would be made greater, For medical supplies, sanitation and more to combat the danger. So thank you all, for still making those crucial deliveries , While we wade through all this, on the road to recovery.

Ups are key workers, we deliver to hospitals, pharmacies, deliver medical goods directly to people’s doors, UPS will be the last company to shut

@@chakinabox nice

The virus isn't that serious. They are misleading y'all with scare tactics. Your body can fight off COVID-19. It's not that deep. They just want to scare us so they can enforce "The Martial Law". #DoMoreResearch SEE THIS VIDEO BELOW EXPLAINING HOW TO FIGHT THE VIRUS OFF! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-BtN-goy9VOY.html

lol the karen a 6:13

@@mr.porkchop6377 yep haha

pretty sure the cameraman gave it away

Finn's Library lmao right i knew i couldnt have been the only one

You can actually see her mouth "is that..." and see the realization hit just before it cuts away.

Coy GENTLE CRIMINAL

bad matter golden comment

More like smooth criminal

@@julianscaeva4334 whoosh

@@julianscaeva4334 obviously no one believes he broke into someone's backyard to film that, he's an a-list late night host on national TV

lol I would like Conan to chew on our ops managers like that in Walmart lol.

That’s not 3 points that’s 2 while he ascended. 3 points during his step would have required both hands on a rail.

@@steviedee123Did you just rat him out?

1 hand 2 feet. 1+2=3

in a wooorlld of OSHA violations

lol

so can I - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ran-g-yUajc.html

@@NeilPhillipMelly im so disappointed this wasn't a rick roll

its not because hes a celebrity.. hes jsut actaully good man and very funny

6:05 That woman is having none of this.

david letterman was 1000x better. conan basically copied him. Always the same, nothing has been original on tv since the 1980´s

She's a "Karen", what do you expect lol

she s the type of "can i speak to your manager?"

Anthony Duran hahahahahah

Can i speak to the manager

😂😂😂😂

Also very annoyed.

It’s a Karen!!!

Bet she has no idea who Conan is! :)

When I saw her I was expecting a close up of her face, they usually do that on Conan remotes when someone seems confused

Glad someone else caught it

Annora the before times... sounds like something out of a doomsday novel!

"Before the dark times. Before the coronavirus." --Obi Wan

this is from 2008

@@c_sparks_1002 that's the point.

Ups is still delivering same with FedEx

Was thinking the same.

doll heart Pretty easy when you break all the rules and don’t do the actual job

Yea hes also very incompetent at these jobs, obviously for humor reasons, but I would hate to work with someone like that lol

coronavirus joke?

AlmostHelpless uhh no shit dude fucking germaphobes

Anything for some likes lmao

@@Zeqhry no bother to me. likes are pointless too. just wanted to make sure i got the joke.

?? Lmao

Why do you think so bro? Because they all wear the same uniform.does that sound reasonable to you? İf not, pls contact me by gmail and please discuss it with me later.i would like to inspect that iq level who thinks everybody looks same when they all wear the same uniform.

That is some high level intelligent man so precious

Karen.

God damnit Karen show some respect!

i don't think it would be nearly as funny if i hadn't been in frank's shoes before

Do you ever just break down crying?🤣

Do you have favorite pupcakes on your route?

Since we're all asking Mr. Garcia UPS driver-related questions: Have you ever been slain by police in Florida while being held hostage after a robbery and car chase during rush hour traffic?

@@MrOuchiez yeah i drive in pennsylvania but one day they sent me down to florida to cover a route and that happened to me. i'm ok though

Hes the spiritual leader for over 10,000 people, hence the eternal youth.

He's just a really tall leprechaun.

wow that's what I thought about

I was thinking that too! Especially during the three points lecture

Anger MANAGEMENT training from the five families

I was scrolling thru the comments for this 😂 For a second I thought Andy was doing a voiceover for that guy 🤣

I love that show

Mmmmm UPS is ALL over the world, not just America. There’s a high chance that it’s in your country too. I’m pretty sure it is. It operates in literally over 200 countries.

@@Romy--- yeah but there aren't a lot of them in most other countries. you see a truck every 2 years . at least it feels like it :D

A k Well you can't speak for all countries... Where do you live? I see them not super often but you see them.

It's very ironic because the business manager looks like Lou Ferrigno, minus 120 pounds!

Nope, we still use the same ol' boring 1 hour long video since I've been there(12 years)

*thought

That's why the guy sounded familiar!

As it says in the description

@@SirSpiro I think he was referring to the coronavirus no touching situation.

I thought Conan was getting younger

12 years ago Oof, right in my 33 yo ass

Shit, I was 17 years old living on the edge of Russian Siberia, having no idea about Conan and coming Financial crisis 08. Now, 11 and 9 months later what do we have? Coronacrisis and Conan. Well, life is full of surprises

it’s because they don’t recognize him. They think he’s just some random crazy guy

Or is it because working at UPS sucks?

or maybe it's scripted? you do know that he has an entire team of people with him right? like 10+

They are probably anxious.

They're on camera, I am sure you'd be absolutely frozen too if you were on there.

Well, it will come back to normal in like 4 month

I dont want to live in a world where I cant go to peoples houses and use their toothbrushes.

it's from 2008

@@dragonstory15 you should've never been doing that anyway WTF lol