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CONAN Highlight: Jordan takes his caffeine very seriously, so Conan tests his espresso knowledge at LA's Intelligentsia Coffee.
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@Pendragonthegreat 4 года назад

I do a Conan/Schlansky marathon every few months

@KartikChainani 4 года назад

Pendragonthegreat I just discovered this series, it’s amazing 😂

@oer4785 4 года назад

I do it every week

@masongreenhalgh8040 4 года назад

I do it every day

@pauldavis5665 4 года назад

I do it every hour.

@102200052 4 года назад

Me too😁

@BugOperator 4 года назад

Poor Eden went through all five stages of grief in about 3 seconds when Conan busted out the Coffeemate.

@shapes9495 4 года назад

BVG OPERΛTOR thats exactly what happened accually

@45johngalt 4 года назад

@John Doe you are the only one that feels that way.

@justindenney-hall5875 4 года назад

@@45johngalt I second and third that LOL !

@thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748 4 года назад

@@45johngalt no I also didnt liked that

@Roystothecoolkid 4 года назад

@@thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748 it's a harmless comedic bit bozo

@speakingmoistly9912 2 года назад

Jordan opening his mouth the receive the second squeeze is comedy perfection.

@YeeSoest Год назад

I INHALED A LOT OF THE GAS PROPELLANT

@Pete_Finch Год назад

@@YeeSoest 😂😂😂

@slappymcslapster8845 Год назад

Looked like Jiz

@thomasrobinette3227 Год назад

6:07

@thomasrobinette3227 Год назад

I don't know how Jordan keeps that poker face

@mrcat3493 Год назад

It’s amazing how life-like Jordan is. Truly revolutionary work by Team Coco.

@TransoceanicOutreach Год назад

His battery life is only 40 mins though, hopefully they improve that with the new model.

@Lord.Schnitzel Год назад

uncanny valley

@melissacastro5006 Год назад

I’m still convinced this is a bit 😂 I’ve never met a person quite like Jordan

@Lord.Schnitzel Год назад

@@melissacastro5006 of course to an extend. he knows what is expected from him doing these skits. if he's a normal person you wouldn't get content.

@melissacastro5006 Год назад

@@Lord.Schnitzel 👊🏼

@Bhakshay 5 лет назад

*jimmy fallon with big celebs* : 16m views *conan with jordan* : 16m views

@julian23561 4 года назад

It's quite surprising as Jimmy Fallon is pretty much a boring and uninteresting host that doesn't do anything but laugh uncontrollably while tapping his desk at the dullest of jokes.

@lomhc 4 года назад

Weird, 2 months later it's at 14m.

@lordcrayzar 4 года назад

14m

@pickle8233 4 года назад

Didnt know views gets reduced by 2M every 3 months

@Iurisetpoena 4 года назад

Still at 14M

@lockebrady8005 4 года назад

“I think you’ll be fine. It only affects...humans.”

@Mr.Reddin 4 года назад

Lol

@lachlanbryans9854 4 года назад

lol

@Dr.Frasier_Crane 4 года назад

Locke Brady yep that was indeed a quote in the video.

@ember-brandt 4 года назад

He said that line just as I read this. It was magical.

@phanqirui1996 3 года назад

6:18

@mikeysense2200 2 года назад

“I don’t agree with that analogy” 😂😂

@mcseedat 2 года назад

"What you saying is not logically sound"

@ameliezhou8887 2 месяца назад

If you think about it, it really wasn’t a good analogy comparing coffee beans to meat. Sure it made sense roasting wise, but they were talking about the flavor profiles.

@apollyon4761 13 дней назад

@@ameliezhou8887 I do not think it was meant to be 1:1 accurate moreso just something to explain to a layman. He probably does that tour several times.

@incurableromantic4006 Год назад

Rumour has it that on dark nights, you can still hear the sound of Eden cringing in agony at the sight of the bottle of creamer.

@sidhu139 Год назад

Why only on dark nights? Why not on sunny days?

@thechicken1477 Год назад

@@sidhu139 what about sunny nights? What about sunny days in Philadelphia? Why does it seem like It's always sunny in Philadelphia?

@NiVi192 Год назад

@@thechicken1477 I kinda you are getting off track here. 😆

@mw9688 Год назад

@@NiVi192 he is onto something. In parts of Alaska it’s all sun all the time. Not as ominous to hear Edens cringe… a little peaceful.

@michaeldc951 Год назад

I never watched Conan and have no idea how him and Jordan popped up in my feed but I have been watching nonstop for an hour and laughing out loud. This is awesome!!

@sadiesevak2273 5 лет назад

"It only effects......ah humans" 😂

@NoName-bh4pf 5 лет назад

*affects

@michellemabelle8298 4 года назад

LMAO

@rcoverc 4 года назад

NoName I was gonna say that

@malialabajo6189 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@J0Ecorreia 3 года назад

Also used as a joke on the Simpsons, which Conan most likely wrote then as well

@dontaservant1741 4 года назад

"I Used To Think My Life Was A Tragedy" - Jordan

@haidenjennings9439 4 года назад

Now this is comedy gold 😂😂

@fyodorbocalbos7997 4 года назад

HAHAHAHA

@apollo_2023 4 года назад

''I still think my life was a tragedy" -IBeF00L 9th January 2020 23:25

@friedmiracle9960 4 года назад

"But now i realize it's a f*cking comedy."

@hamishtaylor132 4 года назад

But now I realize, it's about preparing my body in various ways

@Peter_1986 Год назад

Eden's hurt expression at 4:50 is extremely convincing - it might have even been a real reaction.

@pablot-r9402 11 месяцев назад

A sign of someone who takes pride in their job and the products they deliver. Not many like her out there, but when you encounter them at their place of business, you're gonna get a good quality product.

@capnmoby9295 11 месяцев назад

As a coffee snob, I feel her pain

@paineintheass233 10 месяцев назад

Conan secretly loves shitting on people who take themselves too seriously. That's mainly why the bits with Jordan work so well.

@denmcx6538 8 месяцев назад

She's basically dying inside @4:38

@jougetsu 4 месяца назад

her answer about tannins didn't contradict jordan's statement in any way. jordan basically said american coffee is too concetrated and she said we can't push it any higher because it'd be too bitter (tannins)

@SomeOne-fx9kr Год назад

I love how Jordan never says "yes" or "that's right" when Conan talks, but replies with his own words. "Would you consider yourself a coffee expert?" "I enjoy coffee."

@Goblin_Hands Год назад

@Mr. King It can be considered humble if it comes from someone humble (who would usually have a follow-up to re-assure others they are just a fan like everyone else), but in this case, it comes from a know-it-all with outlandish and pompous opinions, which we all love him for. His answers are usually short, and seem to only come out to contradict previous statements in passive aggressive manners instead of agreeable confirmations. "...To the point you used office money to purchase an espresso machine and place it near your office?" "It was a reasonable purchase." He's already trying to argue and be right, lol. He follow ups with arguments instead of just saying "yes, I bought an espresso machine" like someone might do instead of trying and find weaknesses with the argument. 5 questions later Conan is still trying to get a "yes/no" reponse.

@Goblin_Hands Год назад

@Mr. King C: "What is Intelligencia mean? Is it an Italian word?" "It's an old political party..." C (to Jordan): "Do you know? - you know italian." Jordan: "It's not Italian." C: "Do you know what it means?" Jordan: "I was just told it's an old political party..." And here Jordan could have said, "I know some Italian, but am unfamiliar with that word." Obviously in context, they all know it's a political party, so that is unnecessary information unless thrown back as a jab mixed in with these nothing answers to try and make himself seem knowledgeable and Conan seem incomprehensive.

@Goblin_Hands Год назад

Of course, this is likely a bigger act than we think (such as when Jordan sneaks his jaw slightly open the 2nd time Conan tries to stuff it with whipped cream). 5:50 Jordan does his role well, like when he interviews George Lucas with a obscure question fired off in a hostile fashion (who cares if Lucas doesn't remember every pixel and detail in his movies, he is only human): ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gfDE3eJP9vc.html

@bamfordsteele555 Год назад

It's how a robot would speak.

@zc8673 Год назад

@@Goblin_Hands he replies the way he does because he knows Conan and what he's ultimately trying to get at before he gets to it, so he's just spiking his argument.

@megapanka 8 лет назад

Conan is a improv master... seriously

@louieis1337 8 лет назад

hes a genius

@Godkiller08 8 лет назад

It's mostly staged but he is still a genius

@csgopro1103 8 лет назад

Conan is an*

@rharms_ 7 лет назад

look at his q+a videos on colleges, nothng staged but even more hilarious

@rock_oclock 7 лет назад

it's scripted bro

@basicoptimalmouse 3 года назад

"Like most of the sweetest thing in life , it's best enjoyed with people you care about." That's the most wholesome thing I've ever heard a robot say.

@RealMidoryu 3 года назад

I dunno, it kinda felt like it was a robot's attempt at sarcasm instead. Like, Jordan's been complaining the entire segment about the cafe's brewing methods, yeah? So it's possible for him to also mean, "I don't care for any of these people - let me enjoy my own coffee with REAL aficionados!"

@acativ9 2 года назад

i dont think conan really got what jordan meant. i think he doesnt enjoy coffee around conan lol

@deviljon 2 года назад

I think that was his way of saying he doesn't care about any of them

@benzaiten933 2 года назад

oh I took it as a not-so-subtle jab at those presents because coffee certainly isn't considered 'sweet' by itself. so he probably meant neither coffee nor company are sweet.

@QN00 2 года назад

@@acativ9 This is it hahaa

@ValosarX 2 года назад

I love that all they need to do to get the audience to laugh is show Schlansky's emotionless glare.

@henrijs1733 Год назад

it also works on me, even as i imagine it now 😁

@nighthawk0077 2 года назад

Jordan actually made a good point about over concentrated espresso.

@dreamer2260 2 года назад

He always makes good points. He's a thoughtful guy.

@yevfoster4768 Год назад

@@dreamer2260 found Jordan’s burner account

@dreamer2260 Год назад

@@yevfoster4768 So hilarious and original. I’ve never seen that joke made before.

@huzzzer6083 Год назад

@@dreamer2260 Sounds like something Jordan would say...

@XIplupIX Год назад

He did not. He basicily gives 2 numbers disregarding the coffe. You do different brew ratios depending on the roast and etc. You cant have a general exact amount coffe to water ratio. Esspecialy you also have to watch out for how long you extract. For example he likes darker coffee roast where you try to have a colder brew temperature and less water because it is really easy to extract everything from darker coffe.

@arjun-rq6zt 4 года назад

She looked like she was gonna cry cause he was putting creamer and whipped cream in the coffee 😂😂😂😂

@savsaga4991 4 года назад

I loved what Conan did....I wanna try that too

@thebridge5483 4 года назад

I drink my coffee with whipped cream

@gfox9295 4 года назад

lol, yeah... her initial reaction (the wide eyes, the raised eyebrows) at 4:25, hahah... Conan's such a troll.

@pauldavis5665 4 года назад

She is a coffee snob. Coffee snobs want everyone to drink coffee the way they do, the don't seem to understand that everyone has different tastes.

@gfox9295 4 года назад

But she's such a different kind of coffee snob than Jordan, which is another reason this video is so fun. Watching two types of coffee snobs, a decidedly-anti-snob like Conan, and a dude just trying to do his job at a coffee place (Sam)... try to get along. ;D

@Bear_toe 5 лет назад

I took notes from Jordan to educate my friends. Edit: My ex friends.

@Kinobambino 5 лет назад

Daaaamn

@landewell6862 5 лет назад

They joined the war and sadly, they got hit by a mortar explosion. The OP cried for days and lost the appetite to eat. A week later, OP gathered himself together and vowed to revenge his friends. Trained himself in martial arts and the art of espionage, he took on a new identity. He travelled the stormy seas, in search of his enemies. When he found the masked mastermind, his eyes teared as he lodged the knife onto his enemy's heart. Little did he know that underneath the mask... was his bestfriend.... His heart was torn apart a million times. And so... edited this comment.

@souhirchouikha3878 5 лет назад

lollll hahaaa

@jezcline 5 лет назад

@@landewell6862 i can watch that movie..

@sturdyalpaca 5 лет назад

Lan Dewell feck off mate making me cry

@longxiao9823 2 года назад

I've listened to Eden talk in 7:25 every year in the past 7 years. Every time, I get older and wiser, and every time I understand a little bit more of what she just said. I think I'm growing up.

@wanderingwizard1361 2 года назад

It seemed to me like she was making an argument for the coffee should not be overly concentrated which was actually the point that Jordan was making.

@longxiao9823 2 года назад

@@wanderingwizard1361 Yeah but everybody loves to see Jordan getting schooled lol

@xan1716 2 года назад

@@longxiao9823 she didn't school him really, though. Jordan was saying American coffee takes it too far in terms of concentration, and she responded by saying that indeed, they take it as far as they can. Which really isn't a refutation. (it's called a straw man.)

@longxiao9823 2 года назад

@@xan1716 Hmmm that's not really how I remember strawman argument to be. You are making it sound like she was reinforcing Jordan's argument. A strawman argument is supposed to be when she distorts his point and creates a different argument (not said by Jordan) to be attacked.

@xan1716 2 года назад

@@longxiao9823 You may be right on whether this is truly a straw man or not, technically :) My point was that she was responding as if Jordan had said "your style of espresso is not concentrated enough!" (while in fact Jordan's position was the exact opposite)

@antoncigur3727 2 года назад

"It only effects...humans" 😂

@nicolasbasurto8041 2 года назад

Had me dying

@TitoChowden 3 года назад

1:43 Conan literally hit the pause button

@wildflowers4582 3 года назад

I literally died because Jordan just froze💀

@wolverineiscool7161 3 года назад

@@wildflowers4582 you literally do not know what literally means

@wildflowers4582 3 года назад

@@wolverineiscool7161 bruh...

@californiansniper2133 3 года назад

@@wildflowers4582 you are literally 😏

@andresguth4279 3 года назад

Conan being John Quiñones tho

@playasadonejoe 4 года назад

I love how the coffee guy was totally into what Conan was doing! 'HOLD ME BACK!"

@missxspencer1538 3 года назад

You can tell he wanted to punch him too!

@weedthepeople2795 3 года назад

There was an Intelligencia in Chicago near my place....walked in there ONE time and never went back.....The most Pretentious environment ive ever seen.....hipster douchebags as far as the eye can see

@blanethegoat 3 года назад

his name is sam not coffee guy lets give my man the respect he deserves

@IsraelistheJewsland 2 года назад

If it weren't for the tattoos the coffee chick would be pretty hot

@darthultor6365 2 года назад

@@IsraelistheJewsland in my opinion it ads to the beauty, suits her really well. But different strokes for different folkes

@Ffejro12256 Год назад

Conan's look at 2:17 says everything...about everything...about Jordan Schlansky.

@umartariq Год назад

even after 8 years, still is awsome

@Jionunez7 4 года назад

7:44 Jordan has either fallen madly in love with Eden, or is graphically planning her murder.

@user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 года назад

robots aren't allowed to hurt humans

@l.llullaby7991 4 года назад

Hes planning how hes going to trap her in his basement

@firstnamelastname-uw6vq 4 года назад

If life really is a simulation, either Jordan found out the truth about it and is dead inside or he is a robot despising the fact that he needs to interact with people.

@jacquir8331 4 года назад

@@l.llullaby7991 It rubs the lotion on the skin

@unchartedjoker3866 4 года назад

@@jacquir8331 but first it prepares its body in various ways

@notwhouthinkiam8646 4 года назад

Eden actually *died* inside. she looked so sad when conan pulled out the chocolate chip cookie and the whipped cream 😂

@terrancekayton007 3 года назад

Yep...& it was actually disgusting to witness so I get the side eye 👁

@weedthepeople2795 3 года назад

There was an Intelligencia in Chicago near my place....walked in there ONE time and never went back.....The most Pretentious environment ive ever seen.....hipster douchebags as far as the eye can see

@Hjaelteomslag 3 года назад

@@weedthepeople2795 Yeah, coffee is just not that complicated.

@drunkensailor112 3 года назад

@@weedthepeople2795 hahaha I can believe that

@NATIVESUNSETS65 3 года назад

@@Hjaelteomslag Yes they're trying so hard to make it out to be some type of connoisseur's drink so they can charge more $$$$, and people love those flavored creamers it's a 3 billion dollar a year business.

@BlueRadium Год назад

Jordan is the final boss of the comedy straight man motif. I wonder if he realizes just how naturally funny-enabling he is.

@jspres86 9 месяцев назад

Absolutely he does. Mike Birbiglia has said that he actually worked for Jordan at one point. Jordan knows exactly what he's doing and why it's so successful.

@emilal 5 месяцев назад

Conan knows the value of a straight-man routine. It's really funny to see the second Jordan crakcs up / breaks character Conan immediately puts himself into the straight man position and the roles are flipped.

@bruler7264 5 месяцев назад

@@emilalyep, for example the train ride when they were in Italy and Jordan loses it over human soil

@peeeepthis Год назад

2:57 love how quickly the coffee expert gets behind the joke

@jleffel6969 8 лет назад

They're so uncomfortable when he adds that creamer.

@JakeDude21 8 лет назад

+NotTooBright 7 Their whole life has been around coffee, so to see someone ruin an almost perfect blend for them would make their skin crawl.

@joshr8573 8 лет назад

+James Leffel Equivalent to having a master chef cook you what he considers the perfect steak and then having the chef watch as you douse it in ketchup.

@theflyingmusician1 8 лет назад

+Joshua Roal Or asking a chef to cook a well done steak.

@thiocarbamoyl 8 лет назад

As a coffee enthusiast I physically cringed at the whole cupping section

@georgewhitefield6757 8 лет назад

+NotTooBright 7 To them it would be like putting ketchup on eggs or a great streak..Doing so takes away the flavor of such a great meal..

@pillowybun 7 лет назад

"What you're saying is not logically sound." Perfect.

@ueidpwn123 6 лет назад

Kayla I

@Ch0cable 6 лет назад

Mr. Spock?

@United-Federation-of-Planets 6 лет назад

Jordan Schlansky is a vulcan

@zackschiffler28 6 лет назад

Kayla uhvvf

@JasminLeblanc 6 лет назад

High end aspergers

@MatthewSheaSullivan Год назад

Eden versus Jordan was beautiful to watch

@melvins1992 11 месяцев назад

I love Jordan's closing line; it was such a clever insult, it didn't seem like Conan even picked up on it.

@kurtwagner350 8 месяцев назад

Yeah I always took it as Jordan insulting Conan but people in the comments are saying it’s wholesome

@MrDlt123 4 года назад

When they storm Area 51, they'll find thousands of Jordan clones.

@dr.jimmchugh1755 4 года назад

Try Law School if you're craving Jordan drones. drjimxlaw64@gmail.com

@morrishellgrn 4 года назад

And their all robots

@morrishellgrn 4 года назад

They would be kind of like Elmer clones from the Brandon rogers show

@abi243 4 года назад

You might even find the bean probe

@santopablo792 4 года назад

Jordan's a synth human.

@ethananthony94 3 года назад

His body language is so static he doesn’t even move between cuts. 0:40

@ericfigueroa8047 3 года назад

Wow Thank you for this

@federicogarciapeter4943 3 года назад

Underrated comment hahaha

@gabrielrojas2090 3 года назад

Nice eyes! Never noticed that 🤣🤣🤣

@lockejawe4050 2 года назад

It's beautiful. I've been looking at it for five hours now...

@namaloompakistani1768 2 года назад

@@gabrielrojas2090 He may have watched it several times.

@commander_cody841 2 года назад

I love how unprofessional and just awkward it is, really makes it better

@samspade2433 2 года назад

My favorite Conan/Schlansky bit, especially at 5:05 “Jordan why don’t you make eye contact”

@sriramkiron4566 4 года назад

I love how Jordan just opened his mouth when Conan wanted to put whipped cream in it, like he was in acceptance that his life was for Conan to annoy him.

@AC-ny1di 2 года назад

When your boss constantly embarrasses, insults you globally & its considered as good humour.

@marks.3303 2 года назад

@@AC-ny1di It's a bit and Jordan's in on it. Conan's famously a good boss in reality.

@110southsmokingxgrilling8 2 года назад

@@AC-ny1di Who hurt you bro?

@petervansan1054 2 года назад

@@AC-ny1di but you get an espresso machine at your work

@henrijs1733 Год назад

@@AC-ny1di everyone's in on it, except you

@warelephant3163 5 лет назад

Their relationship is like Michael and Toby from the office

@skyscreeper5637 5 лет назад

omg yes xD

@pumpkinman5954 5 лет назад

Not at all. Michael is much more aggressive towards Toby and Toby never has anything intelligent to say

@cameronlang1081 5 лет назад

Pumpkin Man i feel like michael always cuts toby off before he even has the chance to say something intelligent

@watersports1381 5 лет назад

@@cameronlang1081 toby is the scranton strangler, michaels gut tells him that

@sabalghoo 5 лет назад

More like Kirk and Spock

@sully1865 2 года назад

Fair dues to Eden for giving the greatest non-answer ever, and coming away with credit for it.

@jaydock1 2 года назад

She out bullshitted the bullshitter

@Peterdeskater100 2 года назад

Non answer? It's pretty common knowledge for coffee enthusiasts that too much extraction gets out the bitter soluables that overpowers all other flavours.

@Broccoli_32 2 года назад

@@Peterdeskater100 But that is literally what Jordan was complaining about, he doesn’t like how over-extracted American coffee is. Her answer was bs lol

@hk78901 Год назад

@@Broccoli_32 no, you completely missed the point, his point was the exact opposite You get less extraction with American style because there's more coffee

@thexbigxgreen Год назад

@@hk78901 no, he was saying that American espresso is *over-concentrated*

@rangerthederpgoat2326 2 года назад

I'm really bummed that I started watching Conan again only when I heard he was leaving his TBS show. He was my favorite in my teens, but after the whole NBC nonsense I kind of stopped watching because of college and I didn't have TBS. I started binge watching these clips on RU-vid and it is possibly some of his best material. Some of the segments had me genuinely rolling which is a rarity for me. I am looking forward to checking out your travel show on TBS and new show on HBO!

@firesnakex8 2 года назад

I believe Conan is going to start an online show instead and given how close he is with his staff he may have them there as well so maybe it wont be too different

@mick271998 2 года назад

if you got apple music or spotify you should start listening to his podcast "conan needs a friend". cant see him but still hilarious if you at work or driving

@randyfolker2586 4 года назад

The fact that Jordan opens his mouth the second time Conan outs whip cream in kills me

@mikegarza8648 3 года назад

You can tell he is going along with the comedy aspect because he makes sure to squeeze out the excess and let it fall from his mouth both times.

@darkangel8922 2 года назад

That's just over comedy. Childish and not that funny.

@Itsyomama007 2 года назад

@@darkangel8922 dont watch it nobody is forcing u trump

@treyjames7757 2 года назад

@@darkangel8922 who hurt you?

@Sernival Год назад

@@treyjames7757 "i dont think its funny" "WhO hUrT yOu" wtf lol

@kaiminchan3835 5 лет назад

“I must consult... THE BEAN PROBE!!!!”

@zaddyyali7389 5 лет назад

I thought he was gonna say Elder Gods🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

@teriyakikush 4 года назад

i gave you the +1 like for 1k likes you better thank me

@bradleyslaughter8193 4 года назад

Conan's face while he says that 🤣

@mrblaoblao6981 4 года назад

Conan’s alien bits are beyond awesome. He did another one with Jordan and the therapist (“Proceed as planned, the invasion begins tomorrow”)

@turtleh 4 года назад

Classic golden age of the simpsons had this comedic style

@judebautista5925 Год назад

Jordan is a purist. Love him!

@joybose1821 2 года назад

Once you've seen all the Conan/Schlansky videos, just start to look only Conan's face expression to what Jordan says. It's really genuine and he is amazed most of the times.

@laytonspuzzle 4 года назад

4:25 Denial 4:27 Anger 4:32 Bargaining 4:38 Depression 4:50 Acceptance

@ninobertelli4687 4 года назад

Duet

@NickRanger 4 года назад

Nailed it

@victorfergn 4 года назад

she's super cute in all of that though

@laytonspuzzle 4 года назад

@Video game vids its the stages of grief

@thetasworld 4 года назад

@Video game vids whoosh

@AntonioJay1204 4 года назад

If Jordan is getting paid to stay in his character for Conan's show, he is well deserved for the salary.

@HigherKaiju 4 года назад

It's not a character

@AntonioJay1204 4 года назад

@@HigherKaiju "if"

@HigherKaiju 4 года назад

@@AntonioJay1204 and it was answered

@AntonioJay1204 4 года назад

@@HigherKaiju I know Conan has been saying that's actually how Jordan is like. But I am talking this hypothetical situation when Jordan is fooling everyone around him and acting out of his character to make a name for himself. You just don't get my joke, do you, Mike?

@chromitehertz9016 4 года назад

@@AntonioJay1204 I think it's a character because we see Jordan break character often during bloopers and even actual skits.

@cito173 Год назад

Thank goodness there’s alot of this skits to go on a binge every once in awhile 😂

@chrisgabert1367 2 года назад

Conan has become a man who actively gets away with acting like an absolute buffoon. I love it.

@nerdock4747 Год назад

"Duo Buffoni"

@pablot-r9402 11 месяцев назад

A lot of his humor over the stretch of his talkshow has revolved around self-deprecation (poking comedic fun at himself - does this a lot interviewing guests), and so to see him act foolishly aligns with that long-standing theme, in addition to his delightful buffoonery contrasting well to his overall intelligence and professional credentials. Someone with far less mental & psychological depth would never get away with it as well as Conan.

@Jaunty_jules 11 месяцев назад

@pablot-r9402 true

@lolipedofin 4 года назад

The 2 nightmares of any cafes, - Coffee heretics who puts choco chip creamer to their coffee - A coffee hypersnob who takes themselves too seriously.

@RendColt 4 года назад

lolipedofi lolz

@jazzparade03 4 года назад

I only worked for a cafe for 4 days and already got a chance to meet a customer that complained his one shot latte was not strong enough which causes my boss to make a new double shot for him. Jeez. He’s an avid coffee drinker though...

@gfox9295 4 года назад

Conan and Jordan... the extreme yin and yang of coffee trolls.

@notoncemoreagain 4 года назад

I tune out hyper snobs. If I don't, I get a feeling similar to hearing nails on a chalk board: with the exception of wanting to punch the snob rather than cover my ears.

@jfiggs9780 4 года назад

StinkLizard maybe a cafe is not the place for you... try wal mart you donkey

@fantich1 4 года назад

“This is the same screen that Jordan sees in his mind everytime he registers an emotion”😂

@Mr.Reddin 4 года назад

Ik that's funny

@sermity782 4 года назад

Ik that's funny

@drago8572 3 года назад

Ik that's funny

@Joker-mq7zr 3 года назад

What's with these bots

@edl5299 2 года назад

This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen without doubt .... Conan you are awesome and Jordan you are hilarious and such a great sport ...

@isabellegiorgis2975 Год назад

totally agree with Jordan. Coffee should not taste bitter. It should taste rich, full, dense, like chocolate.

@dabebop 8 лет назад

"I don't agree with that analogy" is something I WISH I had said multiple times in my life. Jordan is a hero.

@BlackSpiderPro 8 лет назад

That was the most hilarious thing in the whole video, according to me :D almost made me spit out my coffee!

@n.t3026 8 лет назад

Yea ik just flat out disagreeing lmao

@misterknite 7 лет назад

I truly admired him in that moment because it was such a shitty analogy.

@boliussa 6 лет назад

+dabebop Better to say your analogy is flawed, or just "flawed analogy". I should give lessons ;-)

@partytor11 6 лет назад

I don't agree with the sentiment that Boliussa should give lessons.

@robromeo3857 8 лет назад

I actually love when Jordan goes on factual rants. hahah idk why but I'm always interested in what he has to say

@Shazoo1997 8 лет назад

I'm just waiting for Conan's reaction.

@RIPHitchens 7 лет назад

He is Dwight Shrute + Dexter Morgan

@elamericano9965 7 лет назад

No way. It's style over substance, that is Jordan's appeal. Great character tho I agree %100.

@lschalk 7 лет назад

I agree!

@FacheChanteDeux 7 лет назад

+Possessed Eyebrows The best part was the whipped cream and coffeemate.

@E-MAN979 Год назад

I can vouch for the authenticity of his behavior, I had a boss that was as completely deadpan about EVERYTHING. Couldn’t have any kind of conversation with him that had any emotion, he just couldn’t express it. He laughed a few times just like Jordan has on the show but after he’s done he would go straight back to the expressionless demeanor.

@manueldelrio6187 2 года назад

Jordan Schlansky is very extremely intelligent He put up with a lot of things, CONAN and Jordan the chemistry that they have between them is awesome they work very well together keep up the good work...

@Psychol-Snooper 8 месяцев назад

I think he's more immensely extra very extremely intelligent in a exceedingly excessive way.

@JohnSmith-qw1fg 7 лет назад

the way she cringed when conan put the creamer made me feel it too

@CarlaLopesalexa 7 лет назад

me too. For more funny we have to see that this only a comedy show it was kinda disrespectful from him

@bananalegacy454 7 лет назад

Carla Lopes I know it's kind of late but he does get permission from them to do jokes like this

@CarlaLopesalexa 7 лет назад

Even after all of that she still cringed a lttle bit

@jackclarke3241 7 лет назад

i know im 5 months late but they put that on for comedy purposes

@thomaskim7239 7 лет назад

@thedarknesscallingme 8 лет назад

"what we've learned is that coffee, like most of the sweetest things in life, is best enjoyed with the people you care about" ...I'm sensing there was a backhanded comment in there somewhere lol

@sg500 8 лет назад

+thedarknesscallingme yea your right considering he didnt have a cup.

@shellsy515 8 лет назад

+thedarknesscallingme I have a feeling that line was scripted.

@louisg7908 8 лет назад

+thedarknesscallingme Im pretty sure it had a double meaning, after quite a few jordan videos its clear he's good friend with conan so he said that in a tone that sounded sarcastic, to con

@thedarknesscallingme 8 лет назад

***** oh i never meant that it was a backhanded comment in a malicious way, judging by the way Jordan and Conan get along they clearly are good friends and understand each other well

@louisg7908 8 лет назад

***** yeah i understood that and scrapped my comment, but somehow it got posted half done lol

@onYaFace2023 2 года назад

2:50 the nerve of Jordan Schlansky LMAAOOOOOOOOOO

@michelegoodes7051 Год назад

Just loved watching Conan, he always seemed to cheer me up and that was very hard to do.

@fuzzcentralage 6 лет назад

"I inhaled a lot of the gas propellant, i have to assume that's dangerous as well."

@pizzainc95 6 лет назад

"Don't worry, it only affects humans."

@ssyre7040 6 лет назад

WTF are the Ancient Spartans have got to do with the Gas propellant? hhahaha

@claudebonanni6298 5 лет назад

You know what whip-its are?

@HuyLy94 5 лет назад

It'd be nitrous oxide, or laughing gas

@hannahgray5146 5 лет назад

LOL

@deshaunfortune912 4 года назад

They both looked horrified when he pulled out that creamer😂

@micnicandlic 3 года назад

deshaun fortune ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@ethanporto1745 2 года назад

2:58 that guy was so happy Conan entered the conversation 😂😂

@mitchell16 2 года назад

I miss these two already! Always has me in stitches

@Goliath5100 7 лет назад

I like how Eden starts off really enthusiastic and excited and by the time they get to making drinks she's completely done with their bullshit.

@belugawhale6539 6 лет назад

just completely done with Jordan

@belugawhale6539 6 лет назад

JCmasters100 I'm not her fan at all but what brings you the idea that he's more knowledgeable about coffee than her....nevermind, I don't even- Making assumptions and generalisations like that from one exchange, where she didn't even have much of a chance to speak (that's heavily edited, and arguably partially staged), you don't seem to be a logically sound kind.

@gemasboy Год назад

Exactly 😬

@ewanwiebe Год назад

@@gemasboy its a bit lol dw

@daa589 10 месяцев назад

You have Conan who's the least pretentious along with the most pretentious person and two people who want to be taken seriously but it's Conan O'Brien so you know something is coming. Coffemate. That's what's coming

@trashyums721 5 лет назад

I like how Conan tapped Jordan and he paused like a robot 1:43

@DrDomich 4 года назад

Tap to pause gesture

@dillvoorhees189 4 года назад

because he is one

@saschacernava5434 4 года назад

Hahaha true i just checked it, it is hilarious!!

@kevingomezofficial 2 года назад

I watch Conan’s Remotes playlist every night. It relaxes me and I go to sleep with a smile.

@SteveBrownRocks2023 9 месяцев назад

I swear, these clips are one of the VERY few things that make me laugh out loud! 😂 This is one of the best, the things Conan says & does just KILLS me! 😆🤣

@gowd7800 4 года назад

Conan goes to Harvard Also Conan I de-gassed 3 minutes ago

@dr.jimmchugh1755 4 года назад

Anybody can go. You just go.

@QuantumFishFTW 4 года назад

@@dr.jimmchugh1755 True. You gotta go when you gotta go.

@frequentsee3815 4 года назад

420 likes

@yogitshankar6348 4 года назад

You have to see one of his Italian trip clip

@jspres86 4 года назад

That just means he’s brilliant

@abdeltube772 4 года назад

"I think we've learn that coffee, like most of the sweetest things in life are best enjoyed with people you care about" - Jordan 2014

@Hyuzuka 4 года назад

Wow, you really butchered that citation

@plexone3540 4 года назад

This is so true!

@curbozer5006 4 года назад

@Marshone Lane Yes!...I did not pick up on that, at first....yay, Jordan gets in a final blow!

@marktastic86 9 месяцев назад

6:40 The droning voiceover of Jordan with the spinning table was a nice touch.

@punkrockcharts9148 10 месяцев назад

I have no idea why, but the bean probe bit will always make me laugh hard.

@SergioR00 10 месяцев назад

For me it’s the part where he compares the complex graph to Jordan computing human emotions

@MrMarkpark 5 лет назад

Conan is funny as hell but Jordan is the true genius

@migostock 5 лет назад

agree

@clovisdacruz6078 5 лет назад

Similar to laurel and hardy

@gaafailok3719 5 лет назад

I don’t understand why Jordan works at Conan when he is intelligent, such a waste shouldn’t he work in a place like a sale person, I would like to shop electronic, coffee or whatever he knows I would like his advice.

@laylac 5 лет назад

Gaa Fai Lok He earns way more as an associate producer performing his various tasks and duties

@nebulousisgod 5 лет назад

He doesn’t know nearly as much as he puts on. He projects an image of who he’d like to be without putting in the effort. Not that I know what I’m talking about

@corncobjohnsonreal 5 лет назад

I'll bet money that Jordan is one of America's most prolific serial killers

@RacerzGTR 5 лет назад

he is the zodiac killer

@dontewinfield2323 5 лет назад

Smooth criminal

@keep7smiling 5 лет назад

If you have seen Jordan's office, you would know that a man this messy couldn't hide a murder.

@lockndock1929 5 лет назад

@@keep7smiling Or rather, the reason his room is messy is because he is trying to hide a murder?

@coenpat 5 лет назад

Fantastic even

@bruce3242 Год назад

4:38 I could not stop laughing at her reaction i really miss these episodes.

@inthehole9159 11 месяцев назад

Dude I love Conan so much 😂😂

@TheInroad 6 лет назад

"I don't agree with that analogy"

@celiaosborne3801 5 лет назад

I concur with my learnt colleague

@charliemisch7325 5 лет назад

so arrogant

@AnitaHanjaaab 5 лет назад

Lmao he's a savage

@gamespace112 5 лет назад

Jordan is 200% a sociopath

@jjryan1352 5 лет назад

@@celiaosborne3801 Jordan isn't British, so it would be "learned college". Also, it's a very simple analogy. Nothing wrong with it. The heating method is irrelevant. The analogy is that there is a gradual color change to preference.

@HalXV 8 лет назад

One day Jordan is gonna get tired and he's gonna murder Conan.

@HalXV 8 лет назад

***** Hahahahahahahahahahaha

@willlamington3380 8 лет назад

+AlXV Jordan is just going to be standing there, staring into your soul with the same emotionless expression and start ranting on about the minerals in Conans blood

@nikooahmadi3427 8 лет назад

+Will Lamington lmfao

@gromitpesley 8 лет назад

+James Little (Jaime) Some dude with a "schlansky rules" shirt.

@mithunkagayannn 8 лет назад

exactly

@tanmaydeshpande2458 2 года назад

I thought he'd make a joke about 'cupping' room at 3:27

@alexandersarah245 Год назад

I love Jordans tag line and the fact that he and Conan are always arch nemesis.

@GhostDrops1 9 лет назад

I can never tell if Jordan is actually like that or if his personality is an act. If its an act then MAN is he good if its not, I still love the guy, Conan's skits with him are hilarious

@angelicelesteify 9 лет назад

It's an act lol

@GhostDrops1 9 лет назад

Celeste Lee Then damn, he is good

@GhostDrops1 9 лет назад

crcaccounts what? Jordan?

@crcaccounts 9 лет назад

wadiee ay Correct.

@kingjulian.r5748 9 лет назад

The workers on the show have said that he is very modotoned so I believe that's how he really is

@daltynbrewer3565 7 лет назад

There's no way I could keep a straight face around Conan

@roylemaitre 7 лет назад

Daltyn Brewer but jordan does

@912geoff912 7 лет назад

Daltyn Brewer Q

@jayczzzya 6 лет назад

Daltyn Brewer that's what makes Jordan awesome

@SolamenteVees 2 года назад

Whoever edits these bits deserves some credit. It’s brilliant.

@joseluki 2 года назад

Jordan's deadpan delivery is comedy gold

@iamprodigyww_1258 6 лет назад

Conan and Jordan are like a married couple. 😂😂😂😂😂

@rev.9683 5 лет назад

that don't agree with each other everytime 😂

@LuvFearlessly 5 лет назад

I can’t tell which is the husband and which is the wife

@moncemartinez2880 5 лет назад

Hannah E. K. Conan is definitely the wife lmao

@riderouter 3 года назад

I gotta admit. Seeing that table spin actually was kind of satisfying.

@EmpyreanLightASMR 3 года назад

😂

@christopherw2233 2 года назад

It's a lazy Susan.

@henrijs1733 Год назад

i made your 666th like

@tonypadilla9596 Год назад

@@christopherw2233 that's racist

@hasbyalfinshidiq2900 Год назад

@@EmpyreanLightASMR😊😊

@CesarGarcia-nd5xz Год назад

This is one of my favorite Conan-Jordan segments

@AlystrZelland 10 месяцев назад

Having a bad, long day but I keep consulting the "BEEEAAAN PROOOOBE" clip and having a dumb chuckle to keep me going. Thank you, Coco 🧡

@MrMetonicus 8 лет назад

At 7:44 Jordan is plotting her death.

@vince1987 8 лет назад

i wad thinking he may had an orgasm at that.

@TheExiledTexan 8 лет назад

+MrMetonicus You know it's serious because he's actually making eye contact for once.

@cob8652 6 лет назад

6: 18 "I think you'll be fine. It only affects: ah, humans" LMAO

@rachelm.1605 5 лет назад

These outside people that keep straight faces during these shoots are incredible. Unless they've done the shots 50 times in a row to the point where it isn't funny anymore. It sure seems off-the-cuff though.

@domenictate2280 5 лет назад

I was just laughing at the same line then went to the comments to see if anyone else was too

@rendonrjr Месяц назад

This is one of favorite skits

@amishasharma5891 2 года назад

I started 3 hours ago and I can't stop watching conan with his staff videos. How come I did not know Jordan 🥲

@SaltBhj 6 лет назад

"This is the screen Jordan sees whenever he tries to register an emotion" 😂😂😂😂

@maria-8284 3 года назад

6:07 omg the way Jordan just quietly opened his mouth i cant even-

@mrsirman2177 3 года назад

Lmao yes

@jonathansummerfield8390 2 года назад

That was my peak as well! hahaha

@SwissSauce Месяц назад

how do you loudly open your mouth

@mishterkhalid3117 Год назад

Jordan is the human embodiment of "i just discovered a European country and i made it my entire personality."

@tartagliasjigglydworshipper Год назад

although to be fair, Jordan did visit Italy A LOT and his Italian is actually decent. just that Coco needed Jordan to sound pretentious in these skits.

@harrasika 4 месяца назад

Except he didn't just discover it, he's been intrigued by Italy for years and putting actual effort into learning their culture.

@tomsims8825 Год назад

im late to the party... pure comedic gold! conan is already legendary but jordan just adds that earthy flavor!

@Vyselink 9 лет назад

A) I will watch anything with Jordan Schlansky. This shit is absolutely hilarious. B) Has anyone else noticed that the different late night hosts have their one thing that they do best? Craig Ferguson is EASILY the best interviewer (sad to see him go). Kimmell is great with just the sheer amount of celebrities he can get. Fallon has some of the craziest games. Letterman is just old school. And Conan has by FAR the best away segments, i.e. segments that take place out of the traditional area of the show. The Clueless Gamer segments are awesome. (I didn't include Seth Meyers because he's still getting his footing)

@JCivX 9 лет назад

I pretty much agree 100% with this assessment. Maybe to my taste Ferguson is sometimes a little too crazy (in a calculated way) in his interviews and that Conan can be the best interviewer out of all of them (he has off nights of course). And Letterman - yeah he's old school and to me it just comes across as uninterested and just plain boring. But yeah, I really agree with your analysis.

@BrandonSegave 9 лет назад

Conan's remotes are great

@404errorfilenotfound 9 лет назад

Conan: best remotes, good interviewer but has tendency to talk over his guests. Fallon: best comedy/musical bits, terrible interviewer. Kimmel: pretty well-rounded, gets good guests via building relationships behind the scenes and sheer hard work. Ferguson: best improviser and most unpredictable. Letterman: washed-up

@dertythegrower 9 лет назад

*Craigs whatever is so lame, I cannot believe he has any fans. He literally talks to a fake robot as his cohost. His jokes are horribly not funny, and I gave him multiple tries because sometimes people have bad days, but ferguson has a bad day every show, his jokes are so immature and the skits are worse than SNL these days.*

@degratest1 9 лет назад

This is by far the most accurate, and non-idiotic, comment Ive seen. you are totally correct. I simply love watching CONAN. especially his remotes...and all the ones he does with Jordan. pristine!