Conrad Molden: DANGLISH (2019) Full Special - English Subtitles 

As a Dane I can 100% confirm these facts. I was crying from laughter, throughout the whole show

as a Dane i can confirm everything he says is correct.

I'm Mexican and, I'm trying to learn Danish so, here listening to you it's getting a little bit easier...couse I speak a little bit more of English... and by the way, you are really good 👍

This is interesting for me. I'm USA born-and-bred person, and I hearing all sorts of words I've never heard before. The magic of the internet! I did not have this available to me 40 years ago, I can tell you that

As a Norwegian I understood a lot and i laughed so hard at times.

Conrad is absolutely amazing! I know a lot of fun comedians! But to me, Conrad tops them all 😂👌 The amount of work, he puts into his comedy, is outstanding! I'm afraid, he might even know more about my own country than I do myself 😂😂

Why is his Danish pronunciation unironically better when he speaks in a high pitch voice

To be fair on the last one, the "Tusindben" is called thousand feet in the english language by slapping two latin words together (Millipede from the latin words Milia and pedes) 😅 Apart from that its spot on 👏👏👏

Found a clip on instagram and found this video after, it's great 😂

That was very funny😂. At least 900 thanks.

I don’t get how you can talk about the Danish "LEGO-language", then immediately go on to Gorm Gormsen in his WHEEL+CHAIR without reflecting on that.

as a dane i confirm 100% of this

Everything he said was on point LOL..but he forgot about "Sankt Hans" where we used to burn witches, today we make human sized doll's and "hygger" while we send her to Bloksbjerg 😂...

I gotta watch a show live, saw a snippet from a clip, then searched him up- my guy is fucking great yo, i'm ballin'by eyes out and ribs are hurting

Made my day Conrad ! 🤣

That was amazing dude! :D 10/10

I can’t wait ❤.

Great show Conrad 👍and so happy spring is finally here in Denmark even its still freaking cold💨. but the marie chickens is out 🐞🤪

On december 24th, our christmas, police came and knocked around 9pm , because my father forgot to take the flag down after dark, lol

as a dane this is pretty funny. Hopefully you get to the longest word in danish one day in your jokes: "Speciallægepraksisplanlægningsstabiliseringsperiode"

Den blegfis er fandme sjov!

My dad bought 6 bottles of red wine worth 150dkk each and the cashier made a mistake and only asked 145dkk for the entire thing. He was seriously considering telling them.

"maybe they are from Randers". Most Danish thing ever.

I enjoyed this so much! Absolutely hilarious - especially the part about Hammel and the old man in the bus made me laugh out loud 😂 but I loved the entire show 🎉❤

I've been reading too much Russian literature lately, I read the title as Comrad Molden

😂 Grew up in Grauballe, lived Bjerringbro for two years and know all the bonderøv places mentioned. Now that I'm stuck in a suburb to Copenhagen, I miss the freedom and casual living I can't pass on to my kids entirely.

Onrad you set are perfekt 👍🏻

Actually the word "gift" as in "to marry" also existed in Old English - a wedding chappel was for instance "a gifthus". A place where the bride was given or gifted away by her family to the groom. And a bat was also considered some as some sort of "mus" / mouse in Old & Middle English: hreaþemus = "waving mouse" 😉

you forgot to translate grovbolle from the bread section

You're amazing ❤❤❤

Dude! I really hope you blow up here! :D so good.

Perfect😂😂😂

Love it

Joe and juice they are a charm

Watching this on påskeferie in Skagen😂

Great show

Honestly the butcher part is pretty accurate, although our local butcher is called Anders

hahaahahahah det fedt

That was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂

You're wrong about Gammel Dansk. Its not to clean car engines. Its the residue from cleaning car engines. ;)

Perfekt opfattelse af dansk, gid optimisme og selvværd ville indspirere, ville det ikke være fedt, at folk lærte at grine lidt af sig selv, så udvikling kan flyde frit. Og tak for vores næste. Konge..

I personally think Danglish is much more prevalent in the large cities. After moving to a more rural area I immediately think it's Københavneri of the highest order when someone is Danglishing.

funniest comedian i know conrad your really funny please never stop making jokes

5:28 Missed opportunity to say “Welcome to the land where things are actually free.”

Mange Tak Karina 🇺🇸🇩🇰 xx

Fitness world + ball washing = Rasmus Paludan. Sir I clapped for you there!

Spending literal minutes bashing the Danish weather is great. Because it's fucking true

the guy before Brian also came up with the name "Sølvfisk"

I looked up Mundelstrup just for fun. Yup! I'm crazyyyy 😂 It has a population of 422 people. (2023) It's officially a village. I would call it a bump in the road 😂

I am Sorry - but it’s not cancer. Kræft. The swearword is: Kraft edeme: Power-swearing/ Oath. An ED means: An Oath. And it may be two words put together. Oath and the last end of another Word: Satme (mig/ me). So Oathsatanme. A personal opinion. Absolutely nothing about Cancer. That is spelled with æ. Kraft means POWER or FORCE. ☺️ I like your show!

58:07 Well when they are in the water we call them a Havskildpadde “seaturtle”

not too shabby. Fakta-version of Louis ck :P

Very funny... Even if a few of the jokes didn't make so much sense.... Like how is motorsavs masakren hyggelig, when chainsaw massacre sounds scary... it is clearly the same word just spelled different... It is the Texas part ? Because Texas can be quite scarry :)

Went to Aarhus last week for the first time. Got involved into a car accident on randersvej due to a mad cyclist.... Better had have looked this video before going there... 😂😂

can confirm fakta, in my time there there was piss and shit on the floor from time to time

I've been living in Denmark, I've pretty much enjoyed my stay but didn't farwelled so much as i could have .Was in Kopenhagen and in the countryside, around Kœge... Villages and suburban towns are very boring, that's true .U can hardly fraud or cheat on busses whilst on metro and trains it's possible .The advantage of knowing French is that it can help u a lot for speaking Danish, that's also true .Many words boroughed from French, sometimes written the same, sometimes with scandic style but easy to recognise and pronounce when being French speaker .The tongue is mostly gutturalistic and not so hard to say for French because of common vocabulary and pronouncing . Main difficultness should come from the purely original Old Norse words that don't look like the English spelling even if lots of words are similarly looking and both share the same root .

its a very hyggelig show

The funny thing about taking a shit in fakta is, that it actually happened

Joe and the juice and Borgen.

Born USA lmao funny stuff.

Great show, really funny 🤣 As a dane I like to hear you making fun of me, my people and my country - even the flag. But stay away from the king, because he is badass 😜I think that's only possible because danes know, that we also have a lot of serious things to be proud of.

Hvad hedder sangen der bliver spillet i starten

he is so funny... our language is so fucked and noone speaks in danish anymore.. all danlish

If you saw 5 kroners on the floor you would definitely pick it up

6:05 bruh as someone who knows history, there's like basically no difference between an englishmen and and a dane, at least not genetically. Plus the weather in both countries are very similar. You're barely an immigrant.

You could try hear the laugh Bird australske They have, there different Types,

All the depressed people are dead? I must’ve lost my invitation.

Nearly every English boy look like a prince and a few danish boys are okayyyyy, maybe but the most of them look… I don’t even know what they look like

Honestly never thought about ridiculous firben is. It is just a name to me but yeah "four legs"... that is hella lazy

Direct rubbish. Jep

From the UK? A very Danish dialect though.. To me it sounds like a Danish dude pretending to be from UK. This show seems like a hoax to me.. I mean.. I'm Danish and even I can do a better English accent. Great humor sure... Very easy though when or if you're really Danish and therefor have a hidden knowledge. I've heard countless of English stand up trying to speak Danish. None of them sound THIS accurate in EVERY danish word. Sorry. I just don't buy it.

Jeg syntes også dansk er et sexet sprog, der er masser af følelser i det. You funny Conrad 😂