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Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW
The show is packed with one-liners, stories & jokes. Some clever, some rude and a few totally unacceptable. Laughing & Joking is a chance to see this award-winning comedian at his near-the-knuckle best.
Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official RU-vid channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
Check out my latest tour info here: www.jimmycarr.com/
Subscribe to this channel and turn on notifications to get notified whenever Jimmy uploads a new video. You won't regret it, unless you're easily offended.
Subscribe now: / @jimmycarr
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@jimmycarr
@jimmycarr 2 года назад
Watch more of Jimmy’s Full Shows - ru-vid.com/group/PLqmvX-B8Fiea3oF1Yx2Gl5rBPonSkMDHM
@KarrierBag
@KarrierBag 2 года назад
I needed this even if it is way old...... thank you
@davewilson9738
@davewilson9738 2 года назад
Bloody good show sir!
@QueenSloan
@QueenSloan 2 года назад
💙 Jimmy 💙
@fightcinema3917
@fightcinema3917 2 года назад
Why
@KarrierBag
@KarrierBag 2 года назад
@@fightcinema3917 why not?
@brenna_boop6341
@brenna_boop6341 4 года назад
His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it
@brenna_boop6341
@brenna_boop6341 4 года назад
Marshall Davis you’re*
@XxWatulookinat69xX
@XxWatulookinat69xX 4 года назад
@Marshall Davis respect wahmen
@brenna_boop6341
@brenna_boop6341 4 года назад
Marshall Davis first of all, I am nobody’s. Second, @Iceguy15, Yoda still managed to be grammatically correct while using anastrophe, so why can’t you?
@XxWatulookinat69xX
@XxWatulookinat69xX 4 года назад
@@agenericusername2488 go away, virgin.
@anouarkrassimovich7481
@anouarkrassimovich7481 4 года назад
it's not his humour that is dangerous, it's the surrounding mentality of this day that is dangerous.
@richierxch4959
@richierxch4959 3 года назад
Jimmy Carr could literally confess to any number of crimes and you'd think it's a joke 😂
@tesfuweldemikael2902
@tesfuweldemikael2902 3 года назад
Henning Wehn is also a criminal type.
@cameronmaden6268
@cameronmaden6268 3 года назад
@@tesfuweldemikael2902 german?
@tesfuweldemikael2902
@tesfuweldemikael2902 3 года назад
@@cameronmaden6268 He is, but he's a British comedian nevertheless...
@andysutcliffe3915
@andysutcliffe3915 3 года назад
It worked for the other Jimmy...
@zanecraig962
@zanecraig962 3 года назад
" I killed someone" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@BMC11879
@BMC11879 Год назад
So many double entendres. Nothing but punchlines. Pure comedic genius. Thank you Mr Carr
@Fruitysfaction
@Fruitysfaction 11 месяцев назад
Yeah, well. Copied straight from /r/funny.
@tostadoro
@tostadoro 11 месяцев назад
@@Fruitysfaction so he went in 2013 to a subreddit to get material? Sure.
@stefaniabrazzi1358
@stefaniabrazzi1358 10 месяцев назад
​@@tostadorohe has done worst than that in recent years! This muppet should get both his hands up and slap his face with both hands till they become an odd number.
@Klatu1234
@Klatu1234 9 месяцев назад
@BMC11879 It's cracking how he reels them off. Hardest working maybe not, but he has a gift.
@electro5175
@electro5175 8 месяцев назад
@@Fruitysfactiontell me you live on reddit without telling me you live on reddit
@veteranredbeard6222
@veteranredbeard6222 3 года назад
As an american, I have never googled so much during a show lol
@yeetmskeet3441
@yeetmskeet3441 3 года назад
Anything specific you needed to search?
@zanecraig962
@zanecraig962 3 года назад
Rachel riley. She is just a producer
@simeondermaats
@simeondermaats 3 года назад
@@zanecraig962 But she's also... so much more than that
@yeetmskeet3441
@yeetmskeet3441 3 года назад
@@simeondermaats Agreed
@russellsingleton4191
@russellsingleton4191 3 года назад
@@zanecraig962 Watch ''8 out of 10 cats does countdown" however you can. Trust me
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 3 года назад
The people willing to talk to him in the crowd are legends.
@kingkong6148
@kingkong6148 3 года назад
They’re brave 😂
@OrangeSunshine15
@OrangeSunshine15 3 года назад
Gary is a legend!
@wellhelodeer2680
@wellhelodeer2680 3 года назад
No they’re not, they’re mostly obnoxious
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 3 года назад
@@wellhelodeer2680 I mean the people he talks to, not the hecklers.
@thebuckstopshere79
@thebuckstopshere79 3 года назад
U mean hecklers ?
@gojewla
@gojewla 4 года назад
My god. So many one liners. How does he remember all that?
@BanditOMG
@BanditOMG 4 года назад
For real he just fires them off one after another. Sometimes he has transitions, sometimes it's a hard cut and they generally all work xD
@BanditOMG
@BanditOMG 4 года назад
@King Brilliant Did you just get really salty over someone getting complimented on performing their act well?
@TheComputec
@TheComputec 4 года назад
@King Brilliant savage
@GreenLightningHood
@GreenLightningHood 4 года назад
@@TheComputec Not really. Doctors study and go to school for years constantly being tested on their knowledge and are never required to give an hour long speech on 12 second of material at a time and actors only have to remember the lines for the individual scene they are doing at the time and they hardly ever recall their lines later. More comparable would be rappers doing a concert, but I guess that's too difficult to think of when you're so busy being salty because someone who isn't you receives praise.
@TheComputec
@TheComputec 4 года назад
@@GreenLightningHood I think you've replied to the wrong person... This will happen occasionally when you don't know how comments work on RU-vid... I replied to KING BRILLIANT that his response to the poster was SAVAGE... ie brutal, harsh I will reply to you by saying that you need to wind your neck back in and stop trying to be clever when you clearly cannot follow a conversation thread properly
@kevinchills
@kevinchills 3 года назад
i love how confident he is with confrontational bits and how bloody sharp he is at scaffolding a punchline joke. Hes an intellectual ninja with insults so searing and original he makes you 😬 😂 all at once.
@Klatu1234
@Klatu1234 9 месяцев назад
He's kind of like an English Tim Minchin but not so scathing, and pure turn around comedy. I could watch him all day, and not get bored. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HhGuXCuDb1U.html&ab_channel=stormmovie Speaking of which. Pure fantasy but pure gold.
@reecegeorgens1755
@reecegeorgens1755 3 года назад
My man who bought his fiancé a bread maker instead of an engagement ring took make me a sandwich to a whole new level.
@Nabooze
@Nabooze 2 года назад
I dont get it
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 года назад
@@Nabooze it's cliche for a certain type of hairy knuckled man to demand "his" woman make him asandwich (she's only good for in the kitchen); Reece is suggesting this guy was being up-front about this attitude by giving her a breadmaker to seal their engagement.
@Nabooze
@Nabooze 2 года назад
@@NatandGeorge oh damn thanks for explaining
@im2goodm839
@im2goodm839 2 года назад
@@NatandGeorge also she can use the bread maker to make the sandwich😂
@hokagejason4732
@hokagejason4732 Год назад
@@NatandGeorge you mixed it up, he gave her a bread maker simply as a present. She in return gave him a breadmaker later in the future as an engagement present because she was still upset about it. Honestly seems petty on her end in my opinion. I don't think buying a bread maker is inherently a "make me a sandwich" type gesture. It could be sure, depending on the person who gave it and the circumstance, but home made bread is delicious I wouldn't be mad at a bread maker.
@KaeYoss
@KaeYoss 4 года назад
That laugh. Can't crank up the volume too much or the neighbors think I'm buggering a goose.
@wilmer89
@wilmer89 4 года назад
Sounds like Mickey mouse
@synthonaplinth5980
@synthonaplinth5980 4 года назад
haha, OMG, HAHA
@randomhuman5535
@randomhuman5535 4 года назад
A proper British reply which no other country can get
@falconpowerful2362
@falconpowerful2362 4 года назад
I use it as _cover_ for buggering a goose ;-) .
@synthonaplinth5980
@synthonaplinth5980 4 года назад
@@randomhuman5535 'Get' meaning 'use', or 'understand'?
@thejayst3r
@thejayst3r 4 года назад
Most comedians' RU-vids: *uploads clips of the most popular jokes that everyone already knows* Jimmy Carr's RU-vid: hold my beer
@itsthatguy7713
@itsthatguy7713 4 года назад
*Hold my martini
@loloutloudproduction
@loloutloudproduction 4 года назад
Tbf with ads on RU-vid probably works out better
@Natinka222
@Natinka222 4 года назад
Josh Wolf did the same.
@khalilkhalil9986
@khalilkhalil9986 4 года назад
"hold My mic"
@macjgp
@macjgp 4 года назад
"but yeah this was a dick move" mate, no one is arguing that, just you. We're all appreciating the fact that we can watch for free.
@jasonforpresident5678
@jasonforpresident5678 Год назад
1:07:52 is the best part of the whole show Jimmy’s face after she says that is priceless
@hurtigheinz3790
@hurtigheinz3790 Год назад
"At the end!" Such a great answer.
@proudcanadian5713
@proudcanadian5713 3 года назад
It would be too damn hard to pick a favourite gag because you had me laughing really hard and I watched it in the hospital while recovering from a bypass operation. |The minor pain from laughing too hard was well worth it. THANK you Sir, you're BRILLIANT!
@mateivanea2111
@mateivanea2111 2 года назад
Hope you all And Good now.
@spacely2642
@spacely2642 2 года назад
@@mateivanea2111 Yes I appreciate the concern though
@Nakamichi_Jun
@Nakamichi_Jun 4 года назад
I like how jimmy wanders away from the structured repertoire to remind everyone how fast his wit is, every now and again.
@purplecadence7390
@purplecadence7390 3 года назад
Thats your real profile pic?
@corrosive1376
@corrosive1376 3 года назад
@@purplecadence7390 is that yours?
@notlisztening9821
@notlisztening9821 3 года назад
@@purplecadence7390 what's gone wrong in your childhood? :,D
@purplecadence7390
@purplecadence7390 3 года назад
@@notlisztening9821 ok
@frevilo1
@frevilo1 3 года назад
When?
@alisonn7200
@alisonn7200 4 года назад
"My first wife was from Thailand and she died of testicular cancer". Only Jimmy Carr could deliver that joke.
@robertbrookes2000
@robertbrookes2000 3 года назад
Frankie Boyle.
@MrEvanNoyes
@MrEvanNoyes 3 года назад
Norton
@mylovesongs2429
@mylovesongs2429 3 года назад
Dave Attell could expand upon that joke and make it world class!
@cameronmaden6268
@cameronmaden6268 3 года назад
@@MrEvanNoyes not enough brexit bashing and trump hating for mr norton
@TheADHDad
@TheADHDad 3 года назад
Tsssss! Cause she was a man or sumptin!
@jaakkot9661
@jaakkot9661 2 года назад
He's the comedian that makes everyone terrified if he targets you in the audience!
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 года назад
You're fine if you didn't elicit it by heckling. He's kindly to those he just chooses to help out.
@jillsandwitch67
@jillsandwitch67 Год назад
his face is enough to terrify me
@Jester-rk1xn
@Jester-rk1xn 2 года назад
Damn, I love his sense of humor. Some people aren’t as brave enough to make jokes that might offend people nowadays. That’s what is going to be wrong with comedy in the future.
@letmerephrasethat5208
@letmerephrasethat5208 2 года назад
Maybe so, but I feel that scenario must surely be hundreds and hundreds of milliseconds away
@Dribin
@Dribin 2 года назад
True, but keep in mind this special came out years ago.
@vegass04
@vegass04 2 года назад
He is brilliant, no questions about it. But he's sadly not the author of most of his jokes, they are written for him.
@jamesmurphy8676
@jamesmurphy8676 2 года назад
@@vegass04 you sure bro?
@vegass04
@vegass04 2 года назад
@@jamesmurphy8676 Yap. He's got writers for most of his jokes..
@papasquat.
@papasquat. 4 года назад
“I can do a mean Michael Jackson impression,wanna here it?” “Great I just need a child volunteer that can keep a secret”
@poppyfield1619
@poppyfield1619 4 года назад
😆
@yammmit
@yammmit 4 года назад
ThatsKindaBs • hear*
@strikersub1814
@strikersub1814 4 года назад
thanks Micheal
@yammmit
@yammmit 4 года назад
fenderstratguy it was a funny joke. if you don’t like edgy jokes i’m not sure why you’re here because that is jimmy’s entire style.
@ItsMeStrider
@ItsMeStrider 4 года назад
@@fenderstratguy lmao you're a gigantic hypocrite
@strictlycasual765
@strictlycasual765 4 года назад
Went to see him live around about the time this was filmed, laughed from start to end he was brilliant and to top it off waited at the exit to thank everyone and get a photo which I’m sure 95% don’t even think about doing I mentioned we might go see him a few weeks after that night when he was playing in our home town, and he said ‘oh I wouldn’t bother it’s the same show’ which was quality of him Funny, genuine, dolphin laughing fucking comedy legend
@snoppdeng2
@snoppdeng2 4 года назад
Strange how the comedian who portrays a persona of being "out there" is down to earth and a good fellow.
@JediAhsokaTano
@JediAhsokaTano 4 года назад
'Dolphin laughing' 😂😂😂
@pjyt
@pjyt 3 года назад
Thanks for sharing the story. Love him more now.
@unitedairco.5140
@unitedairco.5140 2 года назад
Was this in the uk?
@strictlycasual765
@strictlycasual765 2 года назад
@@unitedairco.5140 yeah mate
@jjjayjay9962
@jjjayjay9962 2 месяца назад
Jimmy Carr is the best comedian BY MILES. Most number of jokes per minute and the best comeback ever.
@unstoppablezone4980
@unstoppablezone4980 2 года назад
The master of stand-up comedy...who else could keep going for this long...and never miss a beat? Amazing! KUDOS!
@snelgrave101
@snelgrave101 7 месяцев назад
George Carlin
@webbster64B
@webbster64B 4 года назад
Dark humour is truly the best humour
@infiniLor
@infiniLor 4 года назад
@@kidyfiddler5527 not "offence" - just that what your name indicates is criminal
@davgg9621
@davgg9621 4 года назад
@@Mk-One yeah, would you report a guy also if his name was "real ben laden"?
@AliS-ml7nd
@AliS-ml7nd 4 года назад
@@kidyfiddler5527 it's people like you who are the real snowflakes lmao, proper going off cause some saddo didn't like your joke. Get a grip.
@olliedylan1381
@olliedylan1381 4 года назад
Kidy Fiddler *they’re
@olliedylan1381
@olliedylan1381 4 года назад
Kidy Fiddler “go back to wanking off Muslims u leftist” No believe it or not, being left wing isn’t “wanking off Muslims” it’s actually just being a decent human being and being accepting of people regardless of their race. I really pity your ignorance if you genuinely view Muslims in a negative light. I didn’t think people were actually that stupid that they believed the obnoxious propaganda the media shoved down our throats.
@jamham9000
@jamham9000 3 года назад
"You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. So maybe, just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs..."
@msanthrope7768
@msanthrope7768 3 года назад
Oh that cracked me up.. Yes.. it's ok to laugh people. ( I don't mean that literally, AT people in wheel chairs)
@imperallady
@imperallady 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣😂🤭
@arabhinav9436
@arabhinav9436 2 года назад
That's a line from family guy S1E5
@EarthSurferUSA
@EarthSurferUSA 2 года назад
How do you think some Jewish people became so funny after WW2?
@CloroxBleach-fq4my
@CloroxBleach-fq4my Год назад
😆
@FollowSteveJPN
@FollowSteveJPN 6 месяцев назад
I never saw Jimmy Carr before, i have to say, his humor is very witty and unique. I was laughing more than I normally would. Great Job! You sir are a great comedian
@Cmagic678
@Cmagic678 3 года назад
This is simply outstanding! He is brilliant and flawless delivery!
@rockfriendmemo
@rockfriendmemo 4 года назад
American Humour : *Dark Mode* British Humour : *Midnight Mode*
@atheistninjadude
@atheistninjadude 4 года назад
Musical Humor: Depeche Mode
@rockfriendmemo
@rockfriendmemo 4 года назад
Philosophy Ball Z *_*gently whispers_*_ reach out and touch faith*_
@jediops_
@jediops_ 4 года назад
Voice Chat Humour: Obama Mode
@jwinnfield9192
@jwinnfield9192 4 года назад
surely British would be After Dark
@KitNoxious
@KitNoxious 4 года назад
Australian humour: no fuckin sun mode
@ngcalvinutomo96
@ngcalvinutomo96 4 года назад
"You've seen.. the undead.. And I make you nervous?"
@estebancollazo7641
@estebancollazo7641 3 года назад
His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance
@Officialmryuck
@Officialmryuck 3 года назад
I'm so glad I found about this guy. Much love from 🇺🇸.
@rneedham667
@rneedham667 2 года назад
You need to watch The big fat quiz! He host it and its Great! There on you tube
@Officialmryuck
@Officialmryuck 2 года назад
@@rneedham667 I've been binge watching this game show since you suggested it. Thank you btw ☺ 💓
@ericanderson735
@ericanderson735 5 месяцев назад
Still some of the best crowd work ever, he is so unbelievably quick witted it’s hard to believe !
@renatobritto4096
@renatobritto4096 3 года назад
This guy is a comedy genius. I wish I could forget all the jokes I just heard, just to head them again..
@puroboi9591
@puroboi9591 3 года назад
Renato Britto Araujo auto correct
@gadwaithira
@gadwaithira 3 года назад
Lucky you, am literally not getting anything
@PrendeII
@PrendeII 3 года назад
@@gadwaithira you're not getting it because it's not funny.
@stacyyoung1672
@stacyyoung1672 2 года назад
@@gadwaithira . . ...... ................................ . ........ .... . ...... ............
@Missjxss
@Missjxss 2 года назад
@@PrendeII shut up.
@user-dt4sr8yl2r
@user-dt4sr8yl2r 4 года назад
“They say that laughter is the best medicine, so maybe just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs....”
@caniscerulean
@caniscerulean 4 года назад
Crying is the generic alternative...
@brightwelllamin
@brightwelllamin 4 года назад
Sbeve 🤞🏼😬🤞🏼
@jameswebb2759
@jameswebb2759 4 года назад
On my way to a hospital now. I'll let you know what happens
@bigbossimmotal
@bigbossimmotal 4 года назад
I've been in a chair for 16years now. Laughed my ass off on that one. :-)
@poppyfield1619
@poppyfield1619 4 года назад
@@bigbossimmotal it really was a great one liner!
@lyndsay2354
@lyndsay2354 2 года назад
Watching this at 2.42am. I am not well. This has perked me up lol
@brandonspeas8494
@brandonspeas8494 9 месяцев назад
He needs to do a show in the usa. He's fucking hilarious
@Waltham1892
@Waltham1892 4 года назад
He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy that's gone off on a solo career.
@royjonesrampage6684
@royjonesrampage6684 4 года назад
Waltham1892 even laughs like one
@Waltham1892
@Waltham1892 4 года назад
@@royjonesrampage6684 Now that you mention it, yes...
@2000dhruvagarwal
@2000dhruvagarwal 4 года назад
This is the best comment ever 😂
@batters4718
@batters4718 4 года назад
Wow you're so original. Oh wait...
@carlfranz6805
@carlfranz6805 4 года назад
And a very successful one indeed.
@awonderingoneil206
@awonderingoneil206 3 года назад
Guy in crowd talks to Jimmy Carr... Jimmy Carr: So, you have chosen death.
@namao7497
@namao7497 3 года назад
jimmy: and i took that personally
@Nononcense77
@Nononcense77 3 года назад
Jimmy: so I started roasting
@wownero7785
@wownero7785 2 года назад
and his mum too
@Pagliacci_Rex
@Pagliacci_Rex 2 года назад
Jimmy: Cowabunga it is.
@luke_mckay
@luke_mckay 3 месяца назад
Jimmy carr: So Guy-In-Crowd's mum.....
@scchouhansanjay
@scchouhansanjay 3 года назад
it's so fast that my laughs are getting overlapped.
@jackmag4056
@jackmag4056 2 года назад
That long joke he told at the end was well worth the wait 😂😂😂😂
@HBLA
@HBLA 4 года назад
Jimmy: Any Australians in? Crowd: YEAHHH! Jimmy: Welcome Back. As an Aussie, this put me in tears of laughter!
@prashantnittala2864
@prashantnittala2864 4 года назад
What was that supposed to mean?
@elizabethferguson247
@elizabethferguson247 4 года назад
Really!?!
@caniscerulean
@caniscerulean 4 года назад
I thought he would follow "Welcome back" with something like "Escape or time served? Oh, just work release then?"
@dothething2892
@dothething2892 4 года назад
Because the brits deported criminals in 1700 period, or around that time, to Australia. Hence the welcome back, I also like the 8 out of 10 cats joke "all Australian food is prison food" -paraphrased
@prashantnittala2864
@prashantnittala2864 4 года назад
@Patient 0 You think you are a smart ass dont ya? Australians are basically english who migrated to that island country a long time ago. Thats what welcome back meant. Read a book
@user-tc3zj5cr5u
@user-tc3zj5cr5u 3 года назад
" I don't care if it looks racist that's a massive rucksack and I'm getting off the bus" 😂😂😅
@ViceroyoftheDiptera
@ViceroyoftheDiptera 2 года назад
Gotta be the most relatable moment
@fecchitheillustrator7063
@fecchitheillustrator7063 2 года назад
Hearing a raven noise coming out of his mouth in the middle of his jokes at random times is just priceless.
@TheJamiebaby15
@TheJamiebaby15 3 года назад
I love being British some of these answers people shout make me proud 😂
@doozerakapuckfutin
@doozerakapuckfutin 2 года назад
It’s not the cough that carries you off it’s the coughing they carry you off in …
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 года назад
@@doozerakapuckfutin *coughin' they carry you off in
@peterbrottman7187
@peterbrottman7187 3 года назад
"I did Countdown recently, the TV Show, not Dracula's special needs brother." Brilliant, just fucking brilliant!
@jcadaver7327
@jcadaver7327 Год назад
This guy is great, He tosses a lot of what I call comedy grenades, you have to think for a split second then the punchline goes off, hes a master at it.
@dragames
@dragames 3 года назад
no matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh
@Lukevin99
@Lukevin99 4 года назад
"It's easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn't. Grow up" LOL This man's hilarious
@emperorpalpatine4911
@emperorpalpatine4911 3 года назад
Jimmy’s laugh is amazing it’s like a seals war cry
@tesfuweldemikael2902
@tesfuweldemikael2902 2 года назад
Best description.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 года назад
he laughs on the inhale instead of the exhale.
@Ryrynz2000
@Ryrynz2000 2 года назад
Ha ha haaaaaaaaa
@lawnguyland_guy
@lawnguyland_guy 2 года назад
Lol
@chrisbailey1635
@chrisbailey1635 Год назад
@@NatandGeorge 10 points
@hrithikgeorge4751
@hrithikgeorge4751 3 года назад
18:28 (19:02 Exactly) The "I would crawl over broken glass" joke's timestamp if you were looking for it.
@johnnysothersack6829
@johnnysothersack6829 3 года назад
18:31 lmao I love how he references where he thought of that joke. It was on an episode of countdown earlier in the year but with a different twist. But he managed repackage the joke and make it better lmao awesome
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 года назад
He probably owns the rights to Countdown jokes.
@hampus6647
@hampus6647 4 года назад
"If a woman can see funny side of life, she's less likely to press charges" hahahaha 46:24
@reganwolf4405
@reganwolf4405 4 года назад
🤣🤣😅🤭
@Potato-qv6hq
@Potato-qv6hq 4 года назад
The only comedian in the world who can make audience laugh just by laughing.
@georgecrowcroft9260
@georgecrowcroft9260 4 года назад
Frankie Boyle
@thetacoguy4787
@thetacoguy4787 4 года назад
Seth rogans another
@drivetestdummies
@drivetestdummies 4 года назад
Ricky Gervais? Dude...
@davidjames4521
@davidjames4521 4 года назад
Practically anyone, laughter makes people laugh.
@burgersbeansandchips
@burgersbeansandchips 4 года назад
Billy Connolly
@beautifulblackbeauty8641
@beautifulblackbeauty8641 2 года назад
The speed of Jimmy’s mind is astounding. I’d love to sit and have a chat with him!
@erents1
@erents1 10 месяцев назад
Funny, daring and courageous. Pushing every boundary and proving that as human beings we can laugh at even the most taboo subjects! I think what it comes down to is the beauty of laughter and free speech. By the way, I read banned books!
@NicoSavio2395
@NicoSavio2395 3 года назад
"has anyone in here actually seen a ghost?" "whoooo" wait a minute...
@trueRisshi
@trueRisshi 3 года назад
8
@jitr0619
@jitr0619 3 года назад
@@trueRisshi yeah 8
@kellendoyle3148
@kellendoyle3148 3 года назад
I’ve watched this 6 times now and it still makes me laugh
@doozerakapuckfutin
@doozerakapuckfutin 2 года назад
Only 6 lol
@rneedham667
@rneedham667 2 года назад
Me Too or more!!
@seanpenn659
@seanpenn659 2 года назад
He's brilliant
@grindingspider
@grindingspider Год назад
I was practicing drawing human beans in different poses and somehow found this. You maintain such a perfect posture it's actually scary. Too bad I couldn't draw anything because I was gasping for air because I've laughed for an hour straight
@Chief_Bill
@Chief_Bill Год назад
Well that's quite a way to discover him 💀
@escapegoat32
@escapegoat32 Год назад
What do human beans look like?
@anthonybensonjr6949
@anthonybensonjr6949 2 года назад
My face hurts its so hard to be quiet when he opens his mouth a tells jokes I love it 👏👏👏
@paulpaganhawkmarshall8286
@paulpaganhawkmarshall8286 4 года назад
Fifty shades of grey the best selling book that year, whats the world coming too? The most subtle joke Ive ever heard!
@epiphonedude4999
@epiphonedude4999 4 года назад
Paul PaganHawk Marshall I noticed that he also looked in the direction of the lesbians with a sly look. If that was the intent, it’s a perfect triple entendre. If not, I still choose to believe that he looked at the lesbians
@bitzibaerlie
@bitzibaerlie 4 года назад
The one about the teacher girlfriend who wanted him to put his hand up before sex was very subtle as well. (Not sure if it was in this show or one of the other two; watched them in a row)
@RezEverday
@RezEverday 4 года назад
Was in this one ye. I was like 10 seconds behind on that one
@DevilCryno
@DevilCryno 3 года назад
Thinking about it now, 50 shades of grey wasn't such a horrible thing to happen with this world.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 года назад
@@DevilCryno I reasd the whoole trilogy, & didn't find it overly sexual.
@benrhysf
@benrhysf 4 года назад
Count Down, not Dracula’s special needs brother, SUCH A BRILLIANT JOKE🤣🤣🤣
@marieadesola5275
@marieadesola5275 4 года назад
Ooooo shii...i Just got it!!😂😂😂😂
@LAnonHubbard
@LAnonHubbard 4 года назад
I had to pause the video at that point and think about it. When I got it, I did laugh out loud.
@alexandrapascal6744
@alexandrapascal6744 4 года назад
Hilarious. It took a moment to get it though
@sonofabrick2945
@sonofabrick2945 4 года назад
Haha I saw that on cats does countdown I laughed 😂
@MemeGang420
@MemeGang420 4 года назад
I don't get it x_x
@TwistedMediaOnt
@TwistedMediaOnt 2 года назад
Love his humor and his laugh... on another note he looks like he is ready to be groomed 😆🤣 keep up the good work you are now my favorite comedian
@MarcoshijodeJesus
@MarcoshijodeJesus Год назад
This is the first special that make jokes about Islam and not just Christianity. Tank you.
@sit-insforsithis1568
@sit-insforsithis1568 11 месяцев назад
Show is from 10 year ago
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 года назад
Holy shit. New content. 10 year old new content but still, Thanks Jimmy. Not enough top tier comedians do much with their RU-vid. Good on ya mate, thanks for uploading
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 года назад
@Rich West Yea, I noticed pretty shortly after I commented. Still nice to have the full show up, instead of watching other peoples channels who have edited all his content together
@IrenaDeacon
@IrenaDeacon 4 года назад
I wonder what is his newest content because I'm trying to find it all over and I can't find anything new. Did he stop doing comedy does anybody know what happened?
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 года назад
@@IrenaDeacon does a British TV game show, and it's just take your time off. Not all Comics put a special out every year
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 года назад
@@IrenaDeacon or he's dead
@rabbitphobia
@rabbitphobia 4 года назад
You do realise Jimmy Carr is not actually replying right? Anyone can start a channel using any name that's available, I just thought you should know this before you get too disappointed when he doesn't reply.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 года назад
Don't heckle Jimmy -- you ain't smart enough, & you WILL lose!
@gymnasiast90
@gymnasiast90 3 года назад
No, DO heckle Jimmy. It's funnier for the rest of us. ;)
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 года назад
@@gymnasiast90 fair point. But the point remains, they ain't smart enough & they DO lose! But funnily.
@xxashley314xx
@xxashley314xx 2 года назад
@@NatandGeorge what's ain't short for?
@WhisperingWempe
@WhisperingWempe 9 месяцев назад
53:50 my favorite scene. Hearing it Registering it And suddenly reacting to it
@Pagliacci_Rex
@Pagliacci_Rex 2 года назад
I like how you remind everyone it's all jokes and shouldn't be applied to real life.
@alisonn7200
@alisonn7200 4 года назад
"Every night after the show, I have attractive women banging on my dressing room door and sometimes I let them out". Love it.
@texasray5237
@texasray5237 3 года назад
Woody Allen thanks you.
@Nic560
@Nic560 3 года назад
He copied that off dean martin
@KlepticHeist
@KlepticHeist 4 года назад
I actually like how the audience are good sports about his jokes, it makes them way funnier when the people he's talking to laugh along with them.
@ZalmanKrause
@ZalmanKrause Год назад
I’ve seen this 80 times lol
@iconoclast137
@iconoclast137 7 месяцев назад
i love how he actively encourages hecklers and makes it a whole part of his act
@alexparadise91
@alexparadise91 4 года назад
It’s like 3 in the morning and I choked on my drink when he said “A threesome with two girls means he’s thinking of you. So you have someone to talk to afterwards”
@obibomb6431
@obibomb6431 4 года назад
“Your not grading potato paintings are you?” I’m dying inside! 😂🤣
@danijelujcic8644
@danijelujcic8644 3 года назад
You're*
@lenaqui148
@lenaqui148 3 года назад
Don't forget to tag your favourite gag!
@desertdaisymarie6951
@desertdaisymarie6951 3 года назад
Yer, they don’t do potato painting in SpEd..
@DBRising
@DBRising 2 года назад
Do not let your comedic guard down with this chap. Layers upon layers of funny. Stay frosty y'all!
@karun_vv7190
@karun_vv7190 2 года назад
I love Jimmy, always take things to extremes.
@eamonhanka
@eamonhanka 4 года назад
I'm sat in a bar in Hanoi, having a few beers, no company, laughing like a lunatic at this with my headphones on. Thanks Jimmy!!
@akisadiamond
@akisadiamond 3 года назад
Alright, since he brought it up, let's talk bad gifts. I'll start: my dad got me some office supplies for my tenth birthday. I later found out he didn't even buy them, he forgot about my birthday and just wrapped what looked the most unused on his desk.
@ilnuovomanzoni
@ilnuovomanzoni 3 года назад
My girlfriend gave me a sticker to put on my car key...
@glorygiraffe6317
@glorygiraffe6317 3 года назад
My ex gave me a nose hair trimmer for christmas.. it was well deserved all i gave her was concert tickets (with plane tickets and hotell) and a necklace she was drooling over.
@selenajarv8763
@selenajarv8763 2 года назад
Thats just sad
@davinpeterson79
@davinpeterson79 2 года назад
@@glorygiraffe6317 that's your fault, not hers
@hojo_sosec
@hojo_sosec 5 месяцев назад
Hands down his best Special. Hope they release the Extended and Uncut version of this
@Star561
@Star561 9 месяцев назад
Excellent comedy, fast wit & that crazy laugh, who could ask for more
@kambalechristian8856
@kambalechristian8856 4 года назад
-Have you ever surprised your parents having sex? - Yes - What did you see? - Awful things 😂😂😂
@trgtdron
@trgtdron 4 года назад
Yes, Dad said get off the girl as they left the room. think it was the handcuffs that got them.
@trgtdron
@trgtdron 4 года назад
Yes, when the flash bulb went off...........
@greglawrencemusic
@greglawrencemusic 4 года назад
-My dad and my sister.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 года назад
Did you get an eye full?
@XmanSully
@XmanSully 4 года назад
03:43 the bit about being hysteric when the landline rings - that is spot on. It's only there to keep my PTSD on high alert mode
@alexf7377
@alexf7377 4 года назад
When my landline rings, I need to decide whether to be highly abusive, or string the 'microsoft support department' along for as long as possible. Managed 45 minutes so far, but would really like to achieve the full hour.
@zawar8225
@zawar8225 4 года назад
@@alexf7377 I achieved at least 9 hours once it was hilarious
@MantraHerbInchSin
@MantraHerbInchSin Год назад
I laughed out loud many times, this is so gold!
@ahotmic
@ahotmic 11 месяцев назад
Thanks for the free laughs Jimmy - absolute legend!
@ppumpkin3282
@ppumpkin3282 4 года назад
Jimmy: "Did any one ever walk in on someone having sex?" Fan: "I did" Jimmy "did you get an eyeful?" That one slipped by me the first time.
@twiceisworst
@twiceisworst 4 года назад
I still don't get it
@iljaradenkovs7150
@iljaradenkovs7150 3 года назад
It didn't slip by the poor guys eye though.
@THEREALBLU13
@THEREALBLU13 3 года назад
I still love the “where’s Alan” bait
@BUCURPOPA
@BUCURPOPA 2 года назад
39:49 worst gift/tips I was ever offered was a dollar store chocolate bar that she already opened and ate from!
@megacultureshock
@megacultureshock Год назад
Thank you Sir for bringing such joy, and happiness to so many people. My hat's off to you btother!
@uniqueflowsnake
@uniqueflowsnake 4 года назад
Real cool of you to put up a whole show. Real cool. Thank you.
@jmaraman3869
@jmaraman3869 3 года назад
I’m not British but I just discovered this guy he’s great
@Liaaaam
@Liaaaam 3 года назад
Check out Roy Chubby Brown & Paul Chowdhry :)
@karlmark9967
@karlmark9967 2 года назад
I love the constant put down of the hecklers
@trentbruch1984
@trentbruch1984 Год назад
Jimmy you are a legend, I've never laughed so hard
@LoBoToM81
@LoBoToM81 3 года назад
49:50 I'm Polish but I've always loved Monty Python's and I'm glad that this type I humour: no taboo, no topics too grave to joke about, laughing at oneself, is still percent in British culture. Loved it. Keep up the Lord's work.
@SILENTSLICE50
@SILENTSLICE50 4 года назад
You light up ours lives..with absolute darkness. Thank you Mr. Carr
@apopisso6302
@apopisso6302 5 месяцев назад
He can offend everybody and get away with it. Brilliant!
@fernando.2330
@fernando.2330 2 года назад
14:10 this man is just a genuis with the jokes 😭😭 omg this is so good
@anisatrash4724
@anisatrash4724 4 года назад
He is basically Stewie Griffin like 30 years in the future...
@zeddyzedderson5174
@zeddyzedderson5174 3 года назад
*40
@davidclark9619
@davidclark9619 3 года назад
Cool whip
@zeddyzedderson5174
@zeddyzedderson5174 3 года назад
@@davidclark9619 cool hwip
@josketobben
@josketobben 3 года назад
less gay tho
@marshjj3788
@marshjj3788 3 года назад
Similar accent
@trevanminnig3499
@trevanminnig3499 3 года назад
I’ll be honest, I used to hate this comedy because it was “too offensive,” but I realize the older I get, this is great 😂
@nathanpomeroy5190
@nathanpomeroy5190 3 года назад
we love to see character development
@puffodmuff3981
@puffodmuff3981 3 года назад
How is something too offensive?
@puffodmuff3981
@puffodmuff3981 3 года назад
How is something too offensive?
@phoenixrising2609
@phoenixrising2609 3 года назад
Well glad you grew up
@m.jailam8861
@m.jailam8861 3 года назад
@@puffodmuff3981 How to double comment?
@mine69
@mine69 8 месяцев назад
I'm sure you will not read this Jimmy... But Know I have been watching your comedy from The Midwest USA since 2012. You are hilarious in your set up and delivery!!! Not that you need some corn picker from Midwest to tell ya for ego stuff!! That's your issue stop draggin me into it ya TWAT!!! Your crowd work is UNMATCHED then and NOW, by anyone in world IMO!!! Thanks Jimmy you are are a great Comedian. Hope to see you on tour in USA!!! Thank You again!
@PaiOeShi
@PaiOeShi 2 года назад
Great show as usual. This Canadian started loving funny "Panel Shows" because of you, such great humour, tyvm Mr Carr.
@cherub73au
@cherub73au 3 года назад
I always thought his laughter was fake, as he sounded like a dying crow! He is actually much funnier live.
@raskolnikovsghost2701
@raskolnikovsghost2701 3 года назад
Where did you hear him dead?
@itachi-fj1so
@itachi-fj1so 3 года назад
@@raskolnikovsghost2701 are you serious ?
@neverjethot
@neverjethot 3 года назад
@@raskolnikovsghost2701 ha ha haaaah!
@bigboredthing
@bigboredthing 2 года назад
He's great live. I had the pleasure of meeting him about 10 years ago after a show. Genuinely a lovely bloke, enjoyed having a chat with him.
@bargun3943
@bargun3943 Год назад
it is fake, he's said it before
@itsonlyentertainment2937
@itsonlyentertainment2937 4 года назад
I'm a big Jimmy Carr fan, but Toby's "tickets to this show" heckle was genuinely funny
@Katstandfield
@Katstandfield 4 года назад
My sons name is Toby, I was crying laughing with the "Tobys mum" insults *Gasp* Tobys mum ate him!
@insomniacbritgaming1632
@insomniacbritgaming1632 4 года назад
You could see Jimmy truly laugh at that heckle
@r.a.monigold9789
@r.a.monigold9789 2 года назад
It still amazes me how many of the things I haven't forgotten I can still remember.
@unstoppablezone4980
@unstoppablezone4980 2 года назад
A fearless and intelligent comic...very rare. LMAO.
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