It's Daven Hiskey, Simon's producer for many of his channels, and prolific RU-vid presenter in his own right. Unless I'm mistaken, in which case I apologise!
If they don't know who simon is they have been living under a rock this man is the most prolific channel host in youtube history man single-handedly hosts a bazillion different ones lol from geographics to today I found out to biographics the history one decoding the unknown C.C. and many more 😅 dude is the boogeyman of youtube.. HE IS EVERYWHERE
What always makes me chuckle about alien abduction stories is how they mirror wildlife biologists on earth. Capture an isolated creature, poke and measure it, and then release it feeling bewildered but unharmed.
When you can 3D print anything for free and travel anywhere, not many things are valuable. A pretty green planet with dancing monkeys that took ages to evolve, that is priceless to them. Kind of like a white rhino, or a coral reef. Our favorite antique artefacts must all have some kind of alien protection order on them so they don't get nicked.
I am a direct descendant of Francis Hopkinson. I appreciate you giving him the credit he deserves for designing the original American Flag 🇺🇸. Thank you.
My grandpa worked on the engine of the appollo program. He developed a small plastic peice that prevented overheating of pieces rubbing together. His name is Bill McCandliss and he is doing g great in his 90s and enjoying a beer every night.
@@petervankas1352 wondering if all the planets and other various celestial bodies are flat? That's something I've never heard any flat earthers say... 🤔
Nah,,, ridiculous really, my earth is totally round, cruising astonishingly fast, and has no lid! Lol. Hopefully buddies grandpa will clear things up for me
That would be Simon 2B-4 of the current clone lineage (which was terminated before it could divulge unauthorized information and substituted with an emergency replacement, the faulty Simon* 2B-5... which was itself terminated soon afterwards for obvious reasons.) Check out the very last segment, where we get a look all the way back at the very first of the line, Simon 1A-1!
So the middle of the flat earth is frozen North Pole 😂 but sun is same distant above the earth, so it’s frozen in middle but 110 degrees in Sahara desert not to mention north Alaska has 6 months day lastly how do seasons work on flat earth?
They don't LMAO Flat earth is the most retarded thing ever. Anyone who is a flat earther I always ask them, have you ever seen the ocean? Their answer is always no, when you look out on the ocean as far as you can see, you can see the horizon and you can almost see the curvarature, you can see ships almost go up then go down out of view, On a flat earth like they say ships should just keep going straight till they dissapear into mist but they don't, you literally see them go down and dissapear as if they "sank" into the horizon
It's amazing how they can hold so many contradictory, utterly impossible concepts in mind and still function in society to any degree. My brain would leak out of my ears if I tried, it's quite a remarkable skill. There is currently much controversy in the flerfer community, according to a couple of channels I watch, scimandan and creaky. Some of them got the brilliant idea to attempt the ''final experiment'', which is to actually go and see if there is - or is not - sunset in Antarctica on the summer solstice. Some of the brighter ones probably know the jig is up and have started trying to discredit the rest, so the community is divided between the true believers who think they'll be vindicated, those who say it won't prove a thing, and the rest (probably the majority) who are either making money out of keeping the myth going or just trolling.
@@kayew5492 yeah I have to think with internet it’s just money related, I tried figuring if they’re just that stupid or just money or troll, sadly I’m going with just stupid🤣
Jefferson did not write his own version of the bible he cut an pasted the text of Jesus's words into a book from both French and English versions of the bible. By cut and paste I mean he literally cut pages out of the bible and pasted them into said book. It is colloquially referred as the Jefferson bible, but it only consists of the words attributed to Christ and nothing more.
Yes, but the whole point was Jefferson saw Jesus as a great moral teacher like Socrates but not as the son of God. That was why he created the Jefferson Bible, to highlight the moral teachings of Jesus without the religious mythology
@@jeffdroog Nobody said he did. The bible is a collection of books written by long dead people and translated by others. The New Testament is a collection of letters from people who were thought to have been the Apostles of Jesus. Again translated by others. The word that I used in regards to Christ is attributed, meaning someone has said that he said those things.
I also have to say that I particularly enjoy the matter of fact way Simon's explanation of the flat earth theory has the expertly subtle wtf tone behind his words,,,,,,, suddenly I've found myself laughing at the idea that eventually a flat earther is going to be forcing a friend to watch this, " see!?!?!" "See!!!??" "Hear what he said?" " has to be true""
As the totally accurate documentary Futurama attributes to President Truman: "Then we'll have to really land on the moon! Invent NASA and tell them to get on it!"
@J.R.O. You can delete your stupid comment, but I still saw it. Saying "American accent" is not as ignorant as trolling the internet trying to make yourself feel better by attacking people for making a silly joke on a youtube video. I grew up in the deep south, and spent years on the west coast, I'm fully aware that there are different accents in America. However, Mr.Idiot Sandwich, referring to ANY of the dozens of American accents as "an American accent" is entirely accurate, you'd have to be REALLY fkn ignorant to not understand that.
Your polls are not accurate either. People tend to watch videos that support what they believe. I assure you if you polled the people whom watch flat earth videos the results would be almost the total opposite.
@@zap_collection6511 The 3 slightly longer double bars at the beginning, middle and end of every barcode help the laser figure out the angle and orientation of the barcode, but they happen to be the same as the barcode for the number 6. You can verify this by finding any barcode that has a six in it, and comparing the bars above the six with the 3 slightly longer bars at the beginning, middle and end of the barcode that don't have numbers written underneath. So every barcode has 666 hidden in it and it is now true that nothing can be bought or sold without the mark of the beast, as per the dire prophesy of the End Of Days in the bible. Personally, I think it's a coincidence.
Chemtrails - airplanes do spread dangerous chemicals in the atmosphere. But not on purpose. Plane fuel burning exhausts are not exactly healthy or environmentally friendly...
@@jeffdroog Boeing is a shady company with blood on their hands - but not in the way that chemtrails proponents think. (Corruption on ignoring plane engineering safety leading to crashes... Whistleblowers dying in questionable circumstances...)
Sadly, I honestly wouldn't be a bit surprised if it came out that our government actually did put chemicals in planes to spray on select towns as experiments. Hell, they've injected our own troops in the past for experiments, why stop at chemtrails?
I kinda want the reason for the fake facial hair and glasses to be because people complained about Simon not hosting these videos, but also, that would suck.
It's probably lack of intelligence, completely normal these days,,, however, if you focus and apply yourself, it's very possible to get smarter... there's nothing difficult about understanding Simon's cadence. 👍 best of luck
😂 I seriously think that, at this point, anyone still pushing the idea that the earth is flat is simply trying to “stupid their way into a free time ticket to space” when it becomes open to the public and space travel can becomes a vacation destination!
I think it's a big joke. Like, they know it's not really flat but keep pushing the issue. I don't get the punchline, or their goal, but I don't believe that people truly think the earth is flat.
They still wouldn't believe it they would still say it was fake somehow and NASA was involved absolute slap in the face to all the people are dedicated their entire lives to entire fields most of these FLERFS are still telling themselves well it looks flat so it must be flat
So many ridiculous theories. No secrets can be kept among thousands of people. Humans simply can't keep secrets. "Everyone in the world is quite mad, except for me and thee. And sometimes I have my doubts about thee."
Palm trees regrow because they are not trees (unless you are the us forestry service) they are more like bushes or gian herbs. They are similar to how celery grows.
This was absolutely great intro! Brain Blaze level of hilarious. I was like wait Simon looks weird . Omg. I love it. Dressed up like Simon as well is amazing! Chef's 💋💋
I always thought the USAF "Area 51" in Nevada was a funny nick-name made up by my fellow junior officers at the site based on the UFO popularity in the 1980's. On the other hand, I recently found a clip from NASA showing a van carrying Mercury Astronauts to their launch site from a parking lot at Cape Canaveral. A sign prominantly indicates the (small) parking lot was Area 51. I figured some UFO made for TV movie had used the footage while claiming the van had alien bodies from Roswell, or some such.
At 01:50:00 (-ish!), the segment regarding records being played in reverse... Most people thought it was a big, hilarious joke, pretty much! Not many people really believed that shit! =OD 😳😁😄 I can even remember it being a 'scary' rumour back in 1984, when I was just five years old. And the story (I forget what these fables are actually referred to as...?) was still doing the rounds up until the early 1990s. I can recall a family that lived nearby in the same block as me, whose teenage son (15/16yo) scared himself silly playing with a Ouija board in the garden shed! LoL! He had also been listening to rock records backwards! =OD Namely, Ozzy Osbourne and Motorhead. I'm sure there were others but I was only five years old, though those two artists I DO recall clearly being his taste (and several years later, would be mine too)! I always wondered if it was worth potentially ruining your LPs, likely scratching them to pieces whilst trying your best to *manually* play them _at the right speed - _*_backwards!?_* LoL! 🤔😄🤦♂ Er, so yeah... anyway! Before the widespread use of the internet (and BBS's in the years prior) there were still silly, misinformed, angst-ridden teenagers who were, if not already Goths (and certainly not yet Emo's!), heavy metal fans who listened to Black Sabbath (obviously!) and Led Zeppelin (thanks to Jimmy Page's personal interests!). And ALSO *Black Widow,* - DEFINITELY CHECK THEM OUT! BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING AMAZING! And they were totally into the faux-black magick, ritualistic hocus-pocus! Well, at least for their first album they were! But honestly, Black Widow, they were an absolutely stunning band that still nobody knows about. They were directly affected by the hysteria of black magick in rock music. 🤔🙄🤦♂ Damn, what was I on about? Off on a tangent here, oh yeah! The 'hysteria' of scared rural housewives was very real and lasted from the late 1960s (possibly longer) up until the early 1990s. And yeah, a neighbour managed to scare himself playing with a Ouija board and trying to spin his records backwards! 😆 🤷♂ I wonder what managed to scare him so badly?! 😄LoL! Wow, feeling some unexpected nostalgia there! Anyway, I'll stop rambling now... 😁
There's probably more concerning statistics out there (I'm 78% sure of that). I suppose in this particular instance there's very few consequences in putting your confidence firmly in either camp, other than ridicule. It's not as if you'll fall off or be otherwise affected if you're wrong and suddenly find out. I think people would be more sceptical in general if everything had the same consequences as say not believing in the effects of gravity and finding out you're wrong when you're falling off a cliff.
@@jimb9063 true to a point, although I would always regard a flat earther as someone who clearly lacks an ability for evidence based critical thinking.
@@546268 Yes. Critical thinking or lack of is more apt a phrase. A bit lazy on my part. I think 'being a Sceptic' would've been more suitable than 'be more sceptical', a Sceptic hopefully using the usual range of tools including critical thinking from the off. Whatever the particular tool though, there are still areas where the consequences of being wrong don't matter that much. The actual shape of the earth being one of these reasonably inconsequential things IMO, unless you're involved in science or education that is! Maybe mellowing with middle age. Any talk of horoscopes used to drive me insane, but most people see it as fun I think. It's no more illogical or irrational than following a lower league football/soccer team around for years like I did!
I thought this was a brain blaze video. I was super confused when you were being boring and grown up 😂😂 then i saw the beard and thought it was an old video. 😅
@wingerding We'll know that in around 10 million years. The Magrathian Council is diligently at work in order to find the question. Thank you for your patience.
Oh no... he's run out of content and begun overlapping subjects between the many channels. I guess you can run most of DTU on TIFO if you present it from the right.
And take out any premise of ghosts or supernatural events sourced outside Christianity lore lol. The info is well sourced, whichever channel it's posted on. Tbh I don't even look anymore. Most of the time.
@@__ZANE__ Okay then, speed up the video and watch how there's no billowing dust and suddenly the moon buggy is moving very unnaturally for it's speed. You can't have one without the other
@@caodesignworks2407 nice try gaslighting. if i speed up the buggy videos to 2x it just looks like a normal buggy in the desert. are you really this thick?
@@__ZANE__ Have you ever driven a vehicle in a desert? Or even seen one that looks like anything on the moon? Even if you drove on a wet sand dune, you're not going to get the dust/ sand to fall like that. And if it's a dry day, it's going to billow behind you in clouds and linger for a while. Even with wet sand though, it's usually dry as a bone just below it and would billow. That's how sand and dust works on earth. None of the videos can be replicated like that. If you're trolling, you're not that bright. If you think the video is sped up or slowed down, you're not that bright.
@@dashippo there is high lvl government officials walking forward and saying not only does the government have none human recovered crafts they have the alien bodies well. It’s insane how lil coverage this shit gets.
@@dukstedi I don't think it says that in so many words, and in any such case the translation would say some thing about heaven or the heavens. But firmament implies some kind of barrier or fixity. Maybe space travel _is_ forbidden. Maybe it's just as Reverend Lovejoy said once on _The Simpsons_ : "Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom."
What if I were to tell you the Free Masons have a the Bible as the foundation of beliefs and simply add rules, traditions and knowledge of mankind to their core beliefs. Similar to let’s say… certain governments throughout history? Two things can be true at the same time. ;)
@@Lyntendo99 Questions should end with question marks. ‘Your’ is a possessive term, and not a contraction of ‘you are’. Double prepositions are symptomatic of a cluttered, frustrated mind; and just plain wrong! And speaking of prepositions, they should obviously not be used to finish sentences. Could YOU make any more errors in one single comment? As an example of a fan of this channel, you have most eloquently proven my point. I thank you 😂👍
So what I gained from watching all of this is that the last video script (area 51) was copied by a newer video and probably copied again. Lol And that's because people watched it! Capitalism at its finest
Well you clearly think you are brilliant but haven’t done enough research on some of these issues. You put out total BS about Bob Lazar for example. Let us know when you win a Nobel prize. You are a self appointed YT genius. What a sad world we are living in. YT PHDs. Princeton, MIT, UC Berkeley would be more impressive.
He believes everything that the main mainstream media or propaganda that has been parroted to him. He obviously doesn't think governments would ever lie to people.
MOON LANDINGS. I am not saying they did and I am not saying they didn't, all I'm asking is why can they not do it now? when the average mobile phone is more powerful than all the computers from the 60's and 70's combined, and private companies are willing to supply rockets and stuff?
It's expensive and there was no more competition on the other side with another super power. Now that China and India send probes and robots to the moon, the NASA started the Artemis program. I wonder why..
People See what they Want to see , Hear what they Want to hear , and Believe what they Want to believe . Add to that fact that Stupidity knows no bounds . On the Contrail issue. I watched as multiple air vehicles left trails in parallel . The crossed them making a grid Pattern . I have watched condensation trails expand and drift with the wind . Often lasting for hours before being absorbed into the atmosphere . The grid trails retained their bright trails that only drifted with the cross wind. When over time they had defused the sky was greyer than before the flights went by . The Condensation trails of other air craft dispersed as usual . A few hours later the air had a metallic taste . Question : Why would they fly in a grid pattern crossing their own previous trails .
Thumbnail says it all. Used to watch your videos. Let me guess, you'll make fun of people with different beliefs than you do for money while being all snarky and "cool" about it.
People with high power zoom optics can see across Great Lake, did some spherical geometry, then realized the globe model is a bad joke played on television watchers
And yet if the earth was flat then all navigation on ships and planes would not be able to function. It would take one flight to realise the earth was flat. Fortunately for them it's a sphere with an obvious horizon
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They are offered to go in December to visit the icewall, inspect the penguin battalions that protect the icewall and Freemason lands beyond it and see the midnight sun, never dipping below the horizon at the South Pole. Most flerfs, however turn this offer down as they don’t want facts get in the way for their beliefs.
