Cops, what's the most fake sounding excuse that turned out to be true? 

I hate Ikea. Not cheap enough for the headache. Also ugly...

@@lettherebedragons8885 and made with terrible materials

yea you do the whole thing but then you cant build the last section bc you fucked up with screws

Ikea is easy just read the instructions

​@@nightwolfnordberg9476 yes, it's fun, wtf.

That is a good police officer. I had a friend here racing to the hospital get over into a turn late slightly early and was pulled over. Her child had a dangerously high fever and she begged to get a quick ticket and be on her way. He detained her for a long time as her kid deteriorated in the backseat(this kid was maybe 3). He could have checked and gotten her to the children’s hospital a mile plus away but nope he risked a kid’s life for a ticket that was dismissed.

@@alexacarrillo4339 They should have sued that cop or kneecapped em.

please please PLEASE tell this story to your kid(s) when they get old enough, that's one of those stories that's gonna get told for years

@@pokegirl1799 I plan too all 7 of my kids have heard the story. I mean what dad doesn't want to tell the story of driving red line to get your kid help and the cops stopping and then giving you the flashing lights while you redline through town.

this is another 'this is how terrible American healthcare accessibility is' story. it's terrible, how little US government cares about stories like this. all that matters is that them and their buddies get richer. hope you're daughter recovered fully...

And that is the reason why i do not like cloud based home assistants. 😂

Anyone that has those things and hasn't gone out of their way to disable Siri or "assistant" on their cell phone if they have one deserves it at this point.

​@@cianmoriarty7345No, they don't deserve that. That is an absolutely silly statement as they are not advertised as anti-domestic abuse devices. Devices like that are also quite convenient for many cases, and for some such a convenience for accessibility purposes.

Those things don't even have the ability to call 911

@@ChakkyCharizardbut Siri and the phone Alexa do.

My whole body tensed up and I clenched up every muscle. My goodness.

nightmare fuel, nightmare fuel.

What minute

@@DanielSilva-gc4xz 6:23

My mouth dropped!!

Seems like with everything else, you measure it in different units than the rest of the world. Because doctor said me the norm is around 5.

@@BarafuAlbino Yeah, as someone who lives in the US, blood glucose levels are usually displayed in mg/dl (milligrams per deciliter), as opposed to mmol/l (millimoles per liter) here. Though, they're often used interchangeably in medical settings.

Absolutely! Though my neighbors (houses attached at the garage, share the same driveway) actually thought I hadn't been home in two months because I don't drive a car, but ride a bike, and apparently none of the little noise I make was loud enough to go through the wall.

Last I checked, the feds still only count the person penetrating as assault (specifically sodomy if not penile). Glad to hear the military having a wider range and I hope that expands through the country

Yikes how can places not call that r*pe

Its fucked up that in some states it doesnt count as rape this is definitely rape when its unconsented any kind of unconsented sex is rape

does this assume that the service member is the victim or.... it might depend on how you read it, but what i read is that it's taken very serious if the service member is the victim. i'll go ahead and assume that it's me who's reading it wrong...

@Wall3Wapter yeah, you read it wrong. Basically, domestic abuse is taken very seriously regardless of the gender of the perpetrator and while non service member spouses aren't quite held to the same standards as service members, they are punished for domestic abuse just they'll go to a civilian court.

100%. i was a firetruck driver for 7 years in my town in the Netherlands. we constantly pulled people over for whatever we felt like. we quickly put on our police uniform, set the lights to blue, changed the color of the truck, changed the striping and went to give a long speach on why they should or shouldn't do something. when there's no incident to keep us busy, we'll just go out and find something funny to fill our time with. some times we're there to help you, sometimes we're there to prank you.

@@Wall3Wapter I genuinely love the energy of this so much

My tism anxiety would, for sure, make them think i was on something 🤣😭

There's also a metabolic disorder where your body turns excess carbs into alcohol. People with the disorder have this baseline level of drunk that they are pretty much constantly at, so their ABV can get up into levels that would kill anyone else and barely act buzzed. It's called "auto brewery syndrome". It's quite rare, but very real.

My favorite part of this is that stimulants can actually RELAX us xD ...wait, is that why sativa is ineffective for me?!

I get mistaken for being on something all of the time. If I don’t take my meds or of if I just happen to need extra I slur and weave, talk in circles, get confused, fall asleep wherever I happen to be… then someone like the cops comes along and see all the meds on me and thinks that’s what caused it. 🤦‍♀️ nope it’s the opposite. Once I’m doing better it’s extremely embarrassing, especially when there are ppl like cops or drs around who just assume everyone not “normal” is on drugs. Uhg embarrassed even writing this.

I have ADHD, I relate

As a woman, I think the fact that men can very much be the victims of abuse or rape is something that really needs to be normalised. Rape certainly happens more to women and maybe abuse does too, I don't know (and probably no one does, because I imagine men being abused is very underreported), but it's important to realise that they can happen to any person of any gender. It's not something I have too much knowledge on, but I can imagine that it must be very hard to speak up, not just because of societal pressure, but because in all likelihood if you are a man abused by a woman and that is reported, it's going to be assumed it was the other way around. Of course, can also happen in a non-allocishet relationship as well, point is anyone can be a victim of abuse or rape.

My Dad was in a similar situation. My evil spawn-point was like that for 18 years with him. But she was the tiny woman and he was the former military man almost twice her size. It should not matter, abuse is abuse.

​@@AntikythBoth physical and mental abuse seems to be more common with female perpetrators, but in terms of physical harm, women are more hurt, makes sense due to average size/muscle difference between men and women. In terms of rape, really depends on your definition. I know several men that have been threatened to have sex with them, either with fake charges or threatening to tell people rumours about them. The numbers are so hidden with men, and quite a few men aren't aware or even considering they have been sexually assaulted that we don't have any numbers.

@@MethuselahWinter whoa, "evil spawn-point", this one's gonna stay all the best, buddy

When I worked at my old job at a diner I went long periods without eating because there just wasn't time, it was an all hands on deck situation pretty much all the time. So one time I was driving home after having gone 12 hours without eating. Once I got home I realized I was lucky that I didn't cause an accident and how stupidly I drove. Thankfully did not live very far. After that I made sure to have snacks around and eat some before going to work so I don't become disoriented like I was that one time. It is terrifying.

Or a glucose finger strip test.

That doesn't work when the symptoms are caused by abnormally high blood sugar levels

@@feuerling you’re right. The test would do just fine.

Vraag me af of dit in omgeving van Brunssum heeft plaatsgevonden 😂

​@@hardc0revirus vast wel

Koninklijke Marechaussee 😆

@@omphya6229 AFCENT enzo 😅

Ma-re-so-shee, oftewel de militaire politie

Learning moment, I hope?

@@mcarrowtime7095 it's not happened since. But who know what the future may bring... again...

So sorry for your aunt. As someone with a type 1 diabetic mother, it baffles me that people don't think about diabetes when seeing those symptoms. I've never seen a coma caused by them, but my mother has had a lot of lows in my presence, so I know what to look for. Those cops should have been fined for endangering your aunt at minimum.

That's cause ACAB.

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It happens a lot :(

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I'd rather have poorly Google translated into "English" than those pictures that make me think I would never have cut it in ancient Egypt.

@@s.h.6858 🤣🤣

@@s.h.6858 No wonder I can't comprehend them, they're written in Coptic. 😉😉

Yeah, same! Smoking was going to be banned here at an age that increases every year, so a birth year cutoff, but I think the new government scrapped it. While you can drink when you're 18 (well, when you're younger too, if your parents give it to you).

how do you get diagnosed for that. I know someone who’s sugar gets low and that get pretty angry. But their doctor seeing their blood sugar at 45 did not raise any concerns. They said because she’s not diabetic she’s fine. It really doesn’t seem fine tho

@@kimberly_erin sorry for so many messages, my great grandfather I can remeber him and setting on his lap as a child and his wooden leg. He was a diabetic and heavy drinker and lost both legs by the time he died, that type of stuff and childhood diabetes are what they are worried is a direct threat to your life and they are kinda right. Don't know the age of ther person with 45 but that is low like I use to and sometimes still get. A MD will send you to a shrink and the shrink will send you back to MD and both will only offer advice, eat right and plenty of water and once again they are kinda right, but not even the shrink address the damaging effect it has on someone's personality, and the fallout it can cause. Low blood sugar will generally do 1 of 3 things 25% of the time making you sleep, that other 75% is a mixture of flight or fight and sleep..the flight or fight are 2 of the most basic things hardwired into almost EVERY! Single organism, while being educated about yourself helps alot its not something they can do for you and takes time, and some never do it. Simply put the answer you were given was the same one I've gotten an almost endless amount of times. I dont know who this person is to you but you maybe the most important person in their life, if their young don't let them fall thru the cracks in the system and if their older be armed with those results if something does happen, say a car accident, them cussing someone out or even giving someone else a bloody nose. Bless ya tho for going to bat for them like my mother did for me, the doctors may not think their life is in danger but honestly it is and your that 🍬 Life Saver(tm) in their pocket.

@kimberly_erin I’m pretty sure hypoglycemia has to do with breaking down carbs, while diabetes has to do with insulin production/release. Your blood sugar can also drop if you just don’t eat enough.

as someone who owned a half bobcat tabby, its just as possible that she got a 'free' kitten from someone who didn't know it was a wild cat- as she stole it from the wild.

@@crazyabe4571 well then * make note don't try to adopt a 'free' kitty *

Another thing is, there is a breed of domestic cat that you could potentially mistake a lynx kitten as, it's called a Maine Coon and Lynx cubs & Maine Coon kittens look terrifyingly similar, and even as adults someone who's never seen both could make the mistake cuz they average at similar sizes. Plus, Maine Coons have fluffy fur similar to a Lynx, as well as the trademark ear tufts. Heck, a purebred Maine Coon's preferred and most common coat color/pattern is a grey tabby, which with their fluffy fur and big paws makes it kinda difficult to distinguish between them unless you know what to look for. It genuinely wouldn't suprise me if this lady just thought she had an aggressive Maine Coon, I've never heard of people trying to pass off Lynx cubs/hybrids as Maine Coons but with the similarities it wouldn't be very difficult. Trust me, I've got 2 Maine Coon mixes (1 fathered the other ironically, to a feral mother at that lol) and the only reason my Maine Coons wouldn't get confused is cuz the youngest only got the size outta it without the fluffy fur or ear tufts, and the older one's a freakin ginger (and yes, he is just as dumb as other ginger cats, he tried to jump on this ledge by our stairs and slid, faceplanted to the wall hard enough to get a bloody nose and just... sat there for a minute after landing, looking around like "wtf just happened" before my panicking mom scooped his 20 lb a°° up and took him to the bedroom to give him a look over, I had to hold in my laughter at this absurdity for like 15 mins or my mom would've killed me lol)

I assure you, it's not that deep.

Why would she need to buy it on the black market? They aren’t THAT hard to catch. Could probably buy one off someone who lived around them

D'awww.... no matter the size, cats are cats.

I can understand cops funneling cars and looking for expired rego tags/stickers (what have you), but what are/were the tax discs all about? a way to try and penalise people for driving fancy cars or something?

@@ElNeroDiablo Here in UK every vehicle owner has to pay an annual tax, (for each vehicle owned). It is called the Road Fund Tax and in theory the money is supposed to pay for/toward the upkeep of the roads. The circular tax disc, displayed in the bottom left corner of the windscreen was (for some reason they are no longer used) essentially a 'receipt' to show that you had paid your tax for that year. The expiry date was prominently shown on the disc. It was/is illegal to have a vehicle on the road without it. The position on the windscreen was to make it easily visible to police, traffic wardens etc. These discs are no longer used & what if anything has replaced them, or even if the tax is still charged I don't know, as due to sight loss I've not been able to drive since 2000.

@@sooskevington6144 Ahh, fair. Here, Down Under, we pay for our Green Slip/roadworthiness check, Rego (to drive on the roads) and Insurances. Road Taxes come out of Fuel Taxes last I checked.

Those breathalyzers do false positives - like if you do the test too soon after a using an inhaler.

It'd probably be better to have glucose testers (with the disposable strips) to test blood glucose levels instead of relying on breathalysers for the chance of someone being diabetic. Like; I'm pretty sure you could equip the whole fleet with OTC glucose testing kits for cheaper than the penalties of false-positives from the breathalysers that can result in civil suits against the department for "DUI" being diabetic.

Get some motion activated night lights

omg that sucks

A drop in blood sugar can lead to emotional disregulation ("hangry"), shakes and tremors, poor coordination, slurred speech, mental impairment.

@@s.h.6858 Meanwhile being on the Autism Spectrum and/or having ADHD (though ASD & ADHD do have crossover in AuDHD) tends to result in poor coordination, impaired/unusual locomotive methods (which can come off as "drunk" walking without an obvious injury indicating the source of a limp), slurred speech from mouth not working at the speed brain is dumping thus garbling words, impaired reaction times from fine motor control issues... Oh, and let's not forget things like lack of 'socially-appropriate' filters between brain and mouth, and needing meds like Fluoxetine ("Prozac") or Risperidone to keep brain chemical balances in-check so you don't get punchy if someone cuts you off and places the last straw on the camel's back leading to a meltdown that then leads you to isolating yourself in embarrassment for "not having control" to stop said meltdown. I'm just glad I've been lucky enough to not have to deal with cops coming for my Depressive-HFA arse.

Same 😭 I’m like omg how arghhh

I about DIED laughing at Sparked's response

sorry to hear that but they are forced to do it by youtube if they want to make money. if they dont an algorithm will decide the videos look too similar to previous ones or not enough activity is happening in them (as would be the case with scrolling or swapping text on a black background) and the videos will get demonetized.

Toch wel Frans. De Nederlandse Marechaussee bestaat sinds 1814, de Franse Maréchaussée al een paar eeuwen langer, sinds 1191, en werd in 1791 hernoemd naar de "Gendarmerie nationale"

@@shdon You're right, I edited my comment!

@@shdon Ik leer Nederlands, mijn Nederlands is nog heel slecht, maar ik ben trots op zelf omdat ik [most of] de zin begrijp :)

Yup, Nederland houdt ervan om woorden te stelen van andere talen😂

​@@AntikythGood job! If I may ask, is there a reason you're learning Dutch? It's okay if you don't feel comfortable with telling me since it's probably a bit too personal-

In the US I’m not sure how that would work. First off in the US, what you call a driving permit we call a learners permit, and that is for somebody who is under the age of 16 years old . Allows them to drive the car providing someone 21 years or older is in the passenger seat and has a valid license . It’s for them to gain experience operating a motor vehicle . I’m not sure what would happen if the police were to stop someone with a learners permit, and find out that their passenger was drunk . I imagine the cops would possibly write the passenger citation maybe and then they would tell the driver they need to get someone 21 or older with a license who is sober to come there so they could drive the car. For a passenger to get a DUI the only way that could even happen in the United States and it depends on the state you’re in if the keys were in the ignition switch and were sitting in the car drunk. Even if the cops do write you up for DY at that point you still have your date in court where you could go before a judge you could say you were not guilty the judge would issue a court date where you and the officer would have to appear in court The officer would give his testimony, then you would give yours. The judge would decide what happens from there.

On my last break.

I can work out what most of this comment says, but not this part: I was thinking " you agin. He walked up to me, you agin. " what are you doing there me" eating lunch. I guess 'agin' is 'again', but the quote marks aren't making sense...

Dude, there's like 40 different guys who do manga recaps