Corey Holcomb⎢If You Have Money You Can Get Women⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq

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@BtheCEO247 6 лет назад

The look immediately after the cough😆🤣

@thinkbetter49ers 5 лет назад

Damn you fine

@klynch572 5 лет назад

This man has always been funny!

@KBHfinanceguy 5 лет назад

The look was perfect lol!

@officialojkush4050 5 лет назад

done lost ya dam mind

@YAHSCHILD82 5 лет назад

Righttttt🤦🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@darrius3685 5 лет назад

"What are you bringing to the table other than some other man's kids?" Question of the decade. Lol

@KtotheG 4 года назад

A fork, lol

@KtotheG 4 года назад

@cheycheyny Not as much as women.

@Duval2k7 4 года назад

@cheycheyny Were talking about women now. Gtfoh. Just like a woman to counter a question with a question. I bet this standup cut your a$$ deep. For future reverence, answer a question first, then ask yours. You know most women have nothing but other men's children to bring to the table. ....GTFOH....💥🦶💨

@silentlamont 4 года назад

@cheycheyny Most men dont have kids, most woman do though. did you not know that or are you defensive because it's TRUE

@chris78253 4 года назад

cheycheyny Different women are having kids with the same man. That’s how more women have kids than men have kids.

@ArturoIAlvarez 8 лет назад

LMAO this was brutally honest, I love it

@tojucomedianxl8305 7 лет назад

he is absolutely brilliant very funny and a great guy worked with him back in 2009

@klynch572 5 лет назад

@@tojucomedianxl8305 one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen!

@True-Lies41 2 года назад

👍

@foreverbMT 8 лет назад

"what are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dudes kids? "lmaoooo

@WestsideWillie 8 лет назад

Facts

@jamalevans1574 5 лет назад

Barry Risper 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@parable_tedd 5 лет назад

Super facts!!!!!

@DjSonicxify 4 года назад

@@chikkengrease lmao 🤣🤣

@soulfulman1971 4 года назад

@@jacamatr He doesn't date other guys. He's talking about the women he has come across.

@PreacherLawson 2 года назад

The way he started dancing 😂😂😂😂

@bigfleece 2 года назад

You that dude from America’s Got Talent lol that’s random af. My quick 2 cents: you shouldn’t have done that long crackhead joke in the Finals

@AlphamaleAO 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@askelly2566 2 года назад

Preacher!!!😄😄😄

@mali-cn6cj Год назад

Wow, Preacher never thought I'd find you in the comment section of a Corey Holcomb youtube video.

@TariqTrot Год назад

“The way your woman looks represents your income” -Corey Holcomb 😂

@joshuadoty4251 10 лет назад

This nigga said " let me see you dance" lmao

@Lifeofbass 8 лет назад

"Let me see you dance..." I cant breathe... xD

@JohnDoe-mv1sm 5 лет назад

i don't know you like that lmao

@nTrubl3 5 лет назад

Best part 😂🤣🤣

@itallturnstodust1216 5 лет назад

Gimme 5

@dashaunthompson6785 5 лет назад

3:18 “ Hey little man let me see you dance”😂😂 Cory is crazy!!😂😂

@1smmrbrze 5 лет назад

"let me see ya dance" ( again) 😆

@deniseabrams7212 5 лет назад

LMAO😂😂😂

@taegotkash 4 года назад

Aight I’m finna to go in here with yo mama 😂😭for a lil while

@Marvo87 3 года назад

@@1smmrbrze ....give me 5! LLS!

@user-pr8en4uc7k 2 года назад

BRUHH 😂😂😂

@GoHamDvD 8 лет назад

Him and Patrice Oneal together would have been gold!

@KingOfPortraits 7 лет назад

R.I.P Patrice he was the greatest

@CarlosPerez-wt8ff 7 лет назад

right

@thedarksideoftheforce6658 7 лет назад

Patrice already said the jokes he said.

@charlesrob3969 6 лет назад

Ive been watching corey but never seen any patrice oneal. What stand ups that are ruthless do yall recommend?

@ewavegroupinc354 6 лет назад

elephant in the room by patrice oneal. and stand up festival

@FreeAgent797 9 лет назад

"Girl you better leave me alone before I beat both our asses"....lmfaooo!!!

@dumas15 7 лет назад

This man has no chill or filter LMMFAO

@JadeCarter66 5 лет назад

dumas15 none at all 😂😂😂😂😂

@Mafiavelli 3 года назад

H. M I swear I was thinking that.

@tonyallen5467 3 года назад

@@Mafiavelli ko

@keonnewilliams9511 3 года назад

I know Right.😂

@BodakBris66 Год назад

U should listen to patrice oneal

@king2781 9 лет назад

Corey Holcomb is a legend and very underrated comedy straight raw.

@tswade210 6 лет назад

King 27 5150

@stevenbell1378 2 года назад

Facts!!!!

@timothyblack7476 Год назад

so true just like earthquake 😅😅😅😅😅😅they're really the best 😅😅😅😅

@mybrotha8144 8 лет назад

I said some mean things that are necessary tonight LMFAO

@grizzly10j 5 лет назад

That what i say to my girl b4 i head to bed

@David-R. 5 лет назад

"Domestic abuse laws are making very difficult to discipline your woman" I DIED

@malcolmrodriguez7236 10 лет назад

Lemme see u dance, gimme 5 lmao

@___123n 5 лет назад

This shit so tru..

@jamalevans1574 5 лет назад

malcolm rodriguez lmfao

@rollsroyce7385 5 лет назад

malcolm rodriguez 💀💀💀💀💀💀

@scaryviper1984 5 лет назад

Did the same thing then got back with my baby momma 3 months later

@fineyoungspecimen 5 лет назад

I'll catch you next time, I dont even know you like that😂😂😂

@jovansoriano6450 3 года назад

“Wouldn’t you cheat on you?” 😂🤣

@dennistonrockstone 6 лет назад

That "lemme see ya dance" shit gave me a six pack lmfao

@killakangz5317 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@bluchocolate123 10 лет назад

Since Patrice left Corey is the only one left to dish out some tough love to these women.

@HeidiSvenson 10 лет назад

..."these women"...? You mean, women with self-esteem and standards that have notoriously turned you down on a constant basis - hence your weak, piss-poor bitterness?

@UDontKnow150 10 лет назад

Heidi Svenson Another woman who cant take a joke

@devonike 10 лет назад

Heidi Svenson And this is why men act like that comedian. It is the women who think money/looks determine a man's wealth, while at the same time the women want a man to care about their personality and not looks. Pathetic.

@csagouki 6 лет назад

TK Kirkland too

@Abstrack23 5 лет назад

No trying to talk down On Corey because he is a beast! But how about Earthquake, Griffin or Chappelle?

@ejwatson111 8 лет назад

Never heard his side of the story!! 😂😂😂

@YoshiXO 4 года назад

EJ Watson Truuuu

@Walking-MY-Path 4 года назад

It’s true though lolz.

@anathimaliwa Год назад

"Look at you!... wouldn't you cheat on you?" 😂😭

@lavondenson1849 5 лет назад

What....u gonna leave him and go get another man now it's a stranger cheating on u!!🤣🤣

@thechemi5083 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@thehoraypodcast4688 3 года назад

LMAOOOO

@rashadtaylor7971 3 года назад

(that part)...👍😎

@rashadtaylor7971 3 года назад

(wowsers)...😎👍😂

@alimahamud9349 3 года назад

Look at you,😂😂😂

@adamtheagent3978 5 лет назад

“What are you bringing to the table besides another man’s kids?” is the craziest, most honest question ever.

@christopherharris7931 Год назад

Facts

@lezeromotors2378 4 года назад

I seen this about a 100 time and I still end up dying laughing. 3:30 🤣🤣

@chonsmith5030 10 лет назад

The most underrated comic in the game.

@kingjamesmayo8232 5 лет назад

Real Talk 💯

@mayhemmob88 4 года назад

5150!!!

@jaylove9484 2 года назад

absolutely factual

@drewbranch7700 2 года назад

“I said some mean things that were necessary tonight”💯🤣🤣🤣

@kabundipatrick4414 4 года назад

"i said some mean things that were necessary tonight" lol

@Each1Teach1BuildMany 4 года назад

“What are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dudes kids?” lmao! My eyes are open!

@samfisher2306 5 лет назад

The "Thanos" of comedy lol...I mean it!

@uploadvidz4490 5 лет назад

That's a good way to put it

@Walking-MY-Path 4 года назад

You know what that's a pretty valid comparison.

@taegotkash 4 года назад

Lml facts .

@lt_mcpuddin6959 4 года назад

Gotta watch Anthony Jeselnik

@averyt6521 3 года назад

Darkseid

@51beak39 2 года назад

“I see this recession done hit some of ya’ll upside the head” lmao! 😂

@boogiestreet594 6 лет назад

His best line "Don't get upset over being called the word bitch, it ain't nuttin' but somethin' to get used too" lol

@thelasttreasurehunter324 7 лет назад

"Wouldnt you cheat on you?" lmaooo

@cleftboywonder 3 года назад

"I can't take this no more...I got paper now"

@ebonygill1683 10 лет назад

He tells epic jokes.

@JoshuaMitchell-bey7 5 лет назад

The cough and the look at 1:15-1:16😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

@taegotkash 4 года назад

How people look when you cough during the Corona quarantine

@blywokeum2799 4 года назад

😂🤭😂🤭😂😷

@Zulu-Lemon 2 года назад

“What do you bring to the table besides another mans kids?” Realest statement ever….

@sirsmith 10 лет назад

This fool has me in tears! hahahahahaha

@youwatch2muchtv 5 лет назад

Arent you the guy in the audience?

@dpruitt1458 8 лет назад

If she cough the wrong way 😅😅

@darelljackson4132 8 лет назад

I fucking lost it when he said that xD lmao

@ronnierulez6487 4 года назад

I rewinded it 6 times my stomach hurtin

@djaftermath4313 4 года назад

@stryfetc1 I got paper now LOL!

@biglicker4473 3 года назад

that joke hit a lil more different now😂

@1blessedbrotha 5 лет назад

sex= no bargaining chips...pure wisdom ladies!!!!!!

@gmet_ 9 лет назад

Hey lil man lemme see ya dance! Lmaoooo yo that shit is too funny

@businessman904 4 года назад

NETFLIX call Corey!!!!! He's too funny.

@legendlonewolf6009 5 лет назад

Ladies some of y'all 1 job interview away from finding out how he really feel 😂😂

@BlacMan 10 месяцев назад

"I said some mean things tonight.... that was necessary" 😂😂😂

@yaboikapo7015 7 лет назад

DIS DUDE IS IN MY TOP 5 COMEDIANS ... HE IS BRUTALLY HONEST ALL DA TIME.... LOL LOL LOL ....

@sidneyalbury9439 5 лет назад

"Where u been?" "Working on the next girl I aint slept with" Bruh I haven't laughed this hard ever! Just found his guy n I had tears coming out lmfao

@boogiestreet594 6 лет назад

"You grew up with no dad as your mom dun ran him away" lol

@KtotheG 4 года назад

Or the mom doesn't know who the father is, because she's been hoing so much. Or she knows and she skipped town and cut off all contact from him and his kids.

@kimberlyanita1006 4 года назад

@@Duval2k7 Don't be mad because your dad and grandfather are the same person.

@kimberlyanita1006 4 года назад

@@Duval2k7 Dont be mad because you was so UGLY when you was born you the one that drove dad away.

@kimberlyanita1006 4 года назад

@@Duval2k7 Dont be mad bitch

@kimberlyanita1006 4 года назад

@cheycheyny and yes that is TYPICAL of these little Bitch so called men. Facts

@cowboyswag5739 5 лет назад

"A lil man, let me see you dance. I'ma go back here with ya mama for a little while".

@yomiwilliams4368 Год назад

“I see the misery in your eyes” 💥😂😂

@darelet 10 лет назад

I love how he doesn't care that most of the audience is so pissed off at him. I hope people learn to research on comedians before going to their shows, coz you come off as stupid when you act surprised when the comics do what's natural to them. He does his act as though everyone is roaring in laughter - so flawless.. No stage fright and all that.. Similar style to Paul Mooney.

@kay19833 5 лет назад

Which comic has stagefreight though?

@nitrous36 5 лет назад

Spot on.

@jarl-caysen 5 лет назад

That Guy white people ain’t the devil, but you’ll do til he gets here!

@TheEconomicEqualizer 5 лет назад

darelet - now that’s the God’s honest truth. I cried laughing... If you are sensitive in certain areas and topics you may want to watch their acts on youtube before you go because people will end up laughing at you and your reactions. at the end of the day, it’s just comedy. Don’t take it personal. Try to see the humor in it.

@687donny 5 лет назад

@That Guy oh shut up white people created racism

@meche1230 3 года назад

Corey is funny and brutal at the sametime 😂

@platypusnator 2 года назад

He said " i don't know you like that" damn😭😫

@emmanuelsilvera8032 4 года назад

He roasted everybody! 😂

@Vision-nr8zy Год назад

Right lol

@richk320 5 лет назад

"A lot of y'all didn't grow up with daddies because your mom ran him off!"

@darksharxz 5 лет назад

Too True

@hectorcalderon3011 5 лет назад

Damn that's straight facts

@abysmalmonkey 5 лет назад

Actually true.

@iOWNyouFOOLaskYOmama 5 лет назад

How the hell yall know?

@EBUNNY2012 5 лет назад

Feminism equals a broken home. Broken home equals broken people. Broken boys and girls become broken men and women who hate and mistrust each other. Nuff' said!

@warehousethewoodman3908 4 года назад

“Everybody is gon’ cheat on you... Look at you! Wouldn’t you cheat on you??!”

@vernonjenkins8 5 лет назад

Now it's a stranger cheating on you

@georgebanks7347 3 года назад

Ya gotta give it truth in comedy...the entire show....

@liftthathigher 5 лет назад

I laughed I got pissed for 20 seconds then realized how true how true!!

@yowifesfavoriteside_dude6880 4 года назад

These Jokes Age Well...Who still watching in 2019 single with No drama..?

@taegotkash 4 года назад

Yo Wife's favorite Side_Dude Me fam

@cleftboywonder 3 года назад

2020

@PatchesOhoulihan159 Год назад

2022

@meddeck 5 лет назад

"Ion know you like dat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@emmanuelasaredanso-abeam599 2 года назад

... I don't know you like that 😭😂💔

@290dreams6 4 года назад

Let me see you dance lil man 😂😂💀💀

@savagedagem5167 8 лет назад

Let me see you dance 😂😂😂

@kirkmorgan3562 5 лет назад

Savage Dagem 😭😭😭

@afp176 3 года назад

“I see you fellas,..i see the misery in your eyes”..🤣

@thedredgod 3 года назад

THIS NIGGA WENT IN 🤣🤣

@NeuroHead 8 лет назад

This guy is the shit. I have been waiting for a dude like this since Patrice O'Neal died.

@natkongcole5909 2 года назад

Wouldn’t you cheat on you ? 😂😂😂

@idrismckenzie4155 2 года назад

"I said some mean things that were necessary tonight. " - Cory Holcomb

@9inemusic898 2 года назад

Lemme see you dance lil man gimme 5 😂😂😂

@Wandia462 5 лет назад

let me see you dance LMAO!

@grandtheftauto5100 5 лет назад

Gemme 5!!!!

@fineyoungspecimen 5 лет назад

I said some mean things that were necessary tonight.😂😂😂

@klholmes87 5 лет назад

Hey lil man let me see u dance 😂

@jeremywinters1797 3 года назад

"I'll catch u next time I come thru, idk u like that..." 💀

@awwhellnaw8214 2 года назад

I love this asshole!!!🤣🤣🤣 He funny af!!

@BrandNewFortune 10 лет назад

Wow, this guy is truly funny. He had me in tears laughing. From bouncing like a baby to every common thing being said turning the opposite of what u would normally expect to hear

@logansmithers5480 5 лет назад

“Hey lil man lemme see ya dance” 😆😆

@davidhampton3333 2 года назад

When I want a good hearty full on laugh! I type in Corey Holcomb!! Works every time! Dude is out right brutally funny

@killakangz5317 2 года назад

exactly😂

@calvinmack7124 2 года назад

"Working on the next girl I haven't slept with" FACTS!!!!!

@troytalks4444 7 лет назад

he probally got a lot of brothers in trouble when they got in the car on the way home with they wife

@ThaDreamMerchant 7 лет назад

You already know it lol just like Eddie Murphy did with Raw

@taegotkash 4 года назад

Lml fuck that bih, we laughing the whole night

@Vintagenegro 3 года назад

How does a grown ass man get in trouble? Because of A woman ? Lol i wish would try to tell ne what to do.

@dreadheaddrevapebox6840 3 года назад

Lmao no filter 😂😂😂😂😂

@chosenone5250 4 года назад

They face he he makes after he coughs at 1:11 got me deeeadddd😂😂😂😂😂

@MrMessyb 6 лет назад

Now it's a stranger cheating on you 😂😂😂😂

@jonathanberhe2307 7 лет назад

Hey little man lemme see you dance 😂😂

@itallturnstodust1216 5 лет назад

Gimme 5

@jonathanberhe2307 9 лет назад

Nobody noticed dem shoes.....

@shontell7 8 лет назад

I thought my eyes were trippin!!! Ion know what they are but I want some. Lol

@denali88 7 лет назад

+Shontell7 You want light up shoes? 😆😂

@cliffbeenofficial_4029 6 лет назад

Cole haans

@1N3SOUL 6 лет назад

Shontell7 Me to

@talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396 5 лет назад

@@shontell7 😘

@PatchesOhoulihan159 8 лет назад

Shaq fucks with this nigga

@romarioosborne589 6 лет назад

Always thought Corey Holcomb was hilarious on WildN out, but this is the first time I am watching his stand up. Now I'm def a bigger fan. Can't wait to see more material

@redbone9321 6 лет назад

"If you cough the wrong way." 😆😆😆

@marymezsserwanga 3 года назад

Now it's a stranger cheating on you 😭😭😭👌

@Matthew456987 10 лет назад

lemme see you dance again gimme five

@anim3z4u 10 лет назад

LMFAO the ending though LMAO fucking love this man.

@rimixbyrico 4 года назад

“Let me see you dance” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MackeyDeez 4 года назад

Comedians are our real truth sayers in this crazy world.

@maghrebforever2012 3 года назад

Always been the case

@portonovoexpresssinc1464 5 лет назад

wher you been? "working on the next girl i aint slept with"

@Bajanprince67 3 года назад

My favorite comedian because he’s so raw. Dude has no chill. 😂

@TheBoxingDave 9 лет назад

Corey Holcomb, Earthquake, Lavell Crawford & Bruce Bruce... should do a new kings of comedy tour together across the USA. They are the hottest comedians in the millenium.