Patrice O'Neal - Men Can't Love You And Like You

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#PatriceONeal on why he feels bad watching the news, his belief in God, and how women tell stories.
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@jmeeks1114 4 года назад

"Men want to be alone but we dont want to be by ourselves" realest sht he ever wrote

@NatureBoyMickFlair 4 года назад

EVER!!

@rickyrunks510 4 года назад

@Zukka 88 Physical alone time. Otherwise known as "space"

@theItalianshamrock 4 года назад

Bro.... went to play basketball with my friend then worked out. Didnt text my girl for 4 hours. And she called me saying if i dont want her in my life to just breakup with her 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ even when im getting alone time i cant even enjoy it smh

@melissar9370 4 года назад

@@theItalianshamrock seems like insecurity on her part, but it's on you if you wanna stay in that. You should be able to have some alone time without the other person stressing you out about it

@ZeeK33NKS 4 года назад

Found a pin that said “alone, not lonely” instantly thought of patrice haha

@edricdayne3571 3 года назад

I'm watching this from across the room laughing my ass off and my girl came over and said "Whatchya doing?" I almost died.

@ikelenafly 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@leonbelmont4028 3 года назад

@Rodimus Prime maybe YOU don't

@GuramKasrashvili 3 года назад

was she holdin a dry turkey sandwich tho?

@1StevenValdez1 3 года назад

Lmaoo 😆 🤣 😂 😹

@HankHill1 3 года назад

Did she turn off your AC

@escherpainting8622 2 года назад

"men want to be alone, but we don't wanna be by ourselves" is literally so perfect I can't take it. I've never had that feeling summed up with words before

@Toven_WaveWatcherFi 2 года назад

After 2 long term relationships I feel like I'm fine being by myself

@ReverendWin-id9gp 2 года назад

@@Toven_WaveWatcherFi that's what we should learn at 14

@DanielGarcia-qm7vv 2 года назад

Echoes often in my mind...lol and explains Appreciation

@farahjichi4617 2 года назад

@@Toven_WaveWatcherFi till you are 50 and no woman wants to have sex with you.

@aaronaaron2405 2 года назад

@@farahjichi4617 I mean if he is rich then he'll be fine

@christycullen2355 2 года назад

"I'm sorry ladies, thats not you'll ladies, thats some ladies that ain't in here" I lost my shit at that 🤣

@darkrangerl 2 года назад

Plausible denial ability is all it takes for a women to hear the truth in any given situation. Give them an out and they will find a way to stay.

@GlossaME Год назад

@@darkrangerl Isn't your first part, the definition of stupidity?

@jayclark1551 3 года назад

It’s amazing what 10 minutes of Patrice once a month can do for a man’s soul.

@javierlandry7246 3 года назад

Yeah man, I've been without it for a few months!

@thinkman2467 3 года назад

Even that comment makes the day better.

@ggrthemostgodless8713 3 года назад

When in doubt... ask Patrice. On anything.

@whoisthis4052 2 года назад

I download these video to help me cope in June of 2021. 🤦😏 Thank you Patrice, you are still doing your part brother even in spirit

@cesarrojas4144 2 года назад

Amen

@jamesmason7979 4 года назад

The whole "tell me the ending so I can decide whether to be invested in the story" thing is brilliant. 😂

@NorthPhilly-zr7xc 3 года назад

Can't believe he's gone

@snoutysnouterson 3 года назад

It's what I do 😅

@hstephens78 3 года назад

985-4

@KtotheG 3 года назад

I need to use that.

@ariyah84 3 года назад

Lol I took notes 😩😂

@MrTee12 2 года назад

*10 years today since he passed ... He's still making us laugh*

@ghxst3205 Год назад

10 years?! Wtf?!

@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler Год назад

It's been 10 years?! You sure? I'm sure he left us at least a year ago.

@onnie.6815 Год назад

Rest In Peace to him 🤍

@markchang2964 Год назад

Good man. Rip

@hellothere9298 8 месяцев назад

Rest in peace Patrice, u are of the GoAt of comedy

@slickcross Год назад

"Men want to be alone, but we dont want to be by ourselves." That hit hard.

@rjones6801 Год назад

Women are kind of like our own personal Life Alert. You know that thing old people wear around their necks so when the fall they can hit the button to ensure someone comes and saves them, and they don't die on the bathroom floor.

@sakurakou2009 9 месяцев назад

Women want to be taken care off but dont want to be controlled 😂

@Chan_Chal_Chit_1 7 месяцев назад

What does this line mean bro ?

@krellin 7 месяцев назад

@@sakurakou2009 women know nothing about what they need they think they know what they want, but its not what they need (including being controlled)

@Kobe-jz2zz 5 месяцев назад

@@sakurakou2009I like that

@rpfcreates4476 3 года назад

I showed my girlfriend this shit and she died laughing for ten straight minutes. Every sin she’s ever committed against me in the name of love was outlined in this bit. Rest In Peace Saint Patrice!

@Tonyhouse1168 3 года назад

Marry that one.

@paulwilliamson5102 3 года назад

I showed my now ex, she laughed because she knew that was her

@toaster7817 3 года назад

@Christopher Hendricks ?????

@mytoesarecold5555 3 года назад

@@toaster7817 - he likes boys.

@bydreaminc 2 года назад

@Christopher Hendricks This literally makes no sense in the context lmfao.

@trunks38109 4 года назад

The looks on the guys faces in the audience agreeing with him.

@calebcologna8681 4 года назад

trunks38109 Especially the gray fox at the end dying cause someone finally said it in public

@OhNikk 4 года назад

@@calebcologna8681 oh man he was losing it!

@AD-eg9cw 4 года назад

Yea I wonder why the fat ugly guys in the video would dislike women? Such a mystery.

@calebcologna8681 4 года назад

Odette X Not sure what video you’re watching but having rewatched this a few times I saw one fat old guy and a whole bunch of average to attractive men and women. Sounds like you’re feeling personally attacked because he said men broadly dislike some aspects of women and you took it to mean all men dislike you.

@africanlegs 4 года назад

Odette X your profile pic is a zoomed in part of a face. That tells us you fat af lol

@asharma4490 2 года назад

“I kept the plane in the air you selfish bitch” that gets me every single time!!!

@jinks908 Год назад

Patrice really shows his command over a craft by his patience within each bit. There are silences and dead space. He pauses long enough to make the crowd to either get the joke, or get uncomfortable, or wait for the punchline. He doesn’t have to fill every gap with words. He makes you want him to just say it already and it’s so worth it. He has bits where you think it hasn’t landed by how quiet it is, and then he shows you why. Brilliant.

@jonneiss7562 Год назад

yup, exactly. Guy was a complete master of comedy. Gone too soon.

@funkymunky 3 года назад

"Ain't that better? A dry sandwich you don't want?!" I lost it. 😂

@burnerdgaf5222 3 года назад

I couldn’t relate to the bit until I got a girl and she started switching the beef in my spaghetti to some dry chicken cause it’s “less fatty”. Man those jokes gave me stomach pains the second time around LOL

@itriggerpeople4433 2 года назад

@@burnerdgaf5222 AINT THAT BETTER?

@drizzle452 8 месяцев назад

It’s so true. Women always trying to correct our foolish ways. They love to tamper

@Anthonyikani 4 года назад

Patrice's was the official town crier for men

@introgauge 4 года назад

Town crier.......man, good reference, but jesus, in this day in age, who would know where thats from........besides, weve got billions of town criers now.

@OhNikk 4 года назад

@@introgauge seems like everyone is a town crier now. Everything everyone says today matters for some fucking reason.

@malcolmgrant8 4 года назад

patrice believed in brutal honesty, it made him different than everyone else thats a town crier because after listening to him you have no choice but to agree because its real and it’s honest

@silentthriller 4 года назад

I call him the Patron Saint of Men.

@AD-eg9cw 4 года назад

Indeed. He's very popular with ugly and/or fat guys.

@mohamed3gp 2 года назад

I was watching this when my wife came in and said ( شدسوي ) which is exactly the equivalent to ( what u doing ), i cracked😂😂. Guess this is a multi language thing.

@adamwidmeyer Месяц назад

transcends all cultures haha

@cubanpete2079 2 года назад

“Men wanna be alone. But they don’t want to be by themselves.” 💯

@Bella_bella334 4 года назад

"Ain't that better?" 😭

@Scrimparmy 4 года назад

You got a dry sandwich can’t hear the tv

@gregjames5439 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@untaintedsunshine1743 4 года назад

IKR HE-larious 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

@Alex_1729 4 года назад

"Whatchya doooinng?"

@pieflinger42069 4 года назад

@@Scrimparmy Ain't that better?

@xoticmayhem927 4 года назад

The greatest i wish he was still around today:(

@CallintheGUNSHIP 4 года назад

XoticMayhem same

@artbow7652 4 года назад

@Kush Toker 10 years ago

@phishtix452 4 года назад

Just imagine him on Joe Rogan OR Joey Diaz podcast. It would be amazing

@xoticmayhem927 4 года назад

@@phishtix452 just imagine with all the feminist and PC cops today 2020 would never be able to handle patrice lmao

@CreamAle 4 года назад

instead his ex scammed a ton of people "in his honor" and fucked off with nearly 200k.... "ain't that better"

@ComedyMattersTV Год назад

Patrice was not only a comedian! I always referred to him as a comedy philosopher because he had such strong views on everything. Truly amazing. It was one of my greatest honors to be one of his co-hosts on the Black Phillip Show, and wherever I travel, even as far away as Japan people still stop me to tell me how much they loved Patrice and what we did on that show! The love for Patrice goes on!!!

@St.CrimsonTweets Год назад

I was 25 when "elephant in the room" came out was the first time i had seen him. At 38 I have watched it well over 70 times and not only has it gotten funnier, but it has made more sense and become and resonated with me personally as ive aged. The only piece of entertainment (movie, show, music, etc.) ever that has continued to grow in value and relevance with time. You're so lucky to have been able to work closely with a comedy legend!!

@Midnight_x_Sin 8 месяцев назад

So whatever happened to the girls you brought for the black Phillip show?

@hazzaonline7038 8 месяцев назад

I was having a terrible day and this put a huge smile on my face what a man Patrice was.

@ChiseledAdonis 3 года назад

I've listened to this bit about 17 times and it's still as if it's brand new every time... You truly had a gift Patrice...

@taliag09 3 года назад

Same, his stuff never gets old

@ConsiderTheCrows 3 года назад

Aint dat betta??? 😅

@mrceresa1 3 года назад

Ayeeee Chiseled Adonis in da buildin!!!! 🐐

@HamboneyGamezYT 3 года назад

Well said...

@NoddinOff. 3 года назад

I still wanna know who tf got shot

@palaceofwisdom9448 4 года назад

Not only were his insights great, he was so funny that women in the audience couldn't stay mad at him for telling the truth.

@aminman15 4 года назад

The first lady that appeared during the 02:54 joke laughing looks like she knew exactly what he was on about. 😂

@Obese_QUIS 4 года назад

Corey Holcomb has that affect on women in his audiences also........

@aminman15 4 года назад

@Slaterhater lol Fuck sake...

@gloriouspopemantom373 4 года назад

@amanda miller Youre right, there should be more than one Patrice on Mt. Rushmore. Listen to Patrice, youll get better promise, its the sickness leaving your body.

@DisgruntledPigumon 4 года назад

That is the true power of comedy. Telling the truth without upsetting people, so they finally accept it.

@JajuanLogan 2 года назад

Hilarious one of the greatest of all time 🤣🤣

@forgotaboutbre 2 года назад

"Mean it! Mean the kiss!" LMAOOOO

@Shiro642 4 года назад

that "aint that better" bit could have gone on for another 2-3 minutes

@Walking-MY-Path 3 года назад

@Chris And divorces are skyrocketing as we speak during this CoronaVirus Bullshit Pandemic.

@innertubez 3 года назад

That was pure gold

@essteex4656 3 года назад

Indeed

@Yotrymp 3 года назад

Could go on forever

@naturale9412 3 года назад

Omg I swear I'm in tears right now😂😂😂😂

@lincoln8530 4 года назад

He was just starting to become big before he died. He truly should had been more famous. Patrice O’Neal in my eyes was the funniest person ever.

@Andy-kt8gy 4 года назад

There have been naturally funnier people and there have been better writers/thinkers. But there has never been a combination of the two as good as him.

@chrisalan6476 4 года назад

I couldn't agree more. And the thing is you wouldn't be able to fully grasp his greatness and comedic mastery from his standup alone, you have to explore all of his radio appearances on Opie and Anthony, the Black Phillip show, when he would discuss and review movies on O&A (funniest movie reviews ever btw) and he was arguably one of the greatest at dealing with hecklers. He truly is the greatest comedian ever to me personally. He was too real for this world.

@samelean9752 4 года назад

It's cold outside

@yorrichardmorgan 4 года назад

Lincoln he refused to sell out / play the game. Simply honesty personified.

@grinstylez 4 года назад

That’s a fact 💯

@frazmeup 2 года назад

This guy speaking on a global level 🤣 applies no matter where you’re from

@spoders92 Год назад

His bit about the “Diane” story literally brought me to tears. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while.

@jacobjorgenson9285 3 года назад

That stab in your heart when you accept there will never be another like him! RIP big guy!

@kayepperson189 2 года назад

How did he die?

@shoydaru7 2 года назад

@@kayepperson189 he was too funny

@N20154 2 года назад

@@kayepperson189 diabetes

@Titiz24k 2 года назад

mate!! this has been hurting me since I was 23.. im 30 now

@leesheister1887 2 года назад

Greg Giraldo was another great comedian as well. Epic roaster.

@1teodorico 3 года назад

The fact that he made Canadians laugh at women is a testament to his brilliance.

@dreedwards6859 3 года назад

Just proves woman are the same all around the world 😂

@AniMeLoVeR23451 3 года назад

@@dreedwards6859 i think if he performed in sweden now he would be hunted down by all those sjwfemcels

@vincivedivicilextalionas4036 3 года назад

@@dreedwards6859 Only in the western world lol

@anutpalgogoi9741 3 года назад

@@vincivedivicilextalionas4036 That bad, huh

@xandercorp6175 2 года назад

@@vincivedivicilextalionas4036 You've clearly only ever lived in the west.

@mikerivera2437 2 года назад

this has to be my favorite bit of all time. Everytime I listen to this I laugh so hard I cry.

@AndrewBarsky Год назад

150% accurate. Love my girl, but Patrice was absolutely right. “I don’t want you to leave, but there is a TV in the other room you know…”

@wantedhume975 3 года назад

The “we want to be alone but not by ourselves” is probably the greatest description of how most of us feel most of the time.

@CDbiggen 2 года назад

I know right. My girl could never understand it.

@antaraanikapiya 2 года назад

well you can always have friends for that. Why bother to have girlfriends or wives for that matter?

@CDbiggen 2 года назад

@@antaraanikapiya , Because we still love your goofy selves, but don't always, constantly want to be showing it. Our alone time is part of us loving you, give us a break and we'll come to you and be ready to take you out or chat. I'm in the most successful relationship now that I've ever been in thanks, in part, to everything this man left behind.

@lifeasin1 2 года назад

@@antaraanikapiya because we don't always want our friends in our dwelling...

@waflestix346 2 года назад

Don’t be an incel. Forgive your mother, improve yourself and find a woman to support you

@rustytaylor9527 4 года назад

That line about being called from the other room, goddamn, That’s the realest shit.

@FREE_WILL_DEFENDER 4 года назад

Hell yea. I feel that way EVERYTIME.

@nickdipaolofan5948 4 года назад

there was an episode of the Black Phillip show where Patrice is telling a woman not to ask what a man has planned that day, rather she should tell him upfront what she want's from him and THEN he can decide if he is available or not. The woman thought she was clever by saying, "why is it that we want something from you? maybe we are planning on doing something for you" and Patrice laid it on her basically saying that is NEVER the case. If I remember, his line was something like, "when is the last time a woman said, Hey what are you doing Saturday? cause I was thinking about sucking your balls later" I freaking laughed so hard because it's true. When a woman asks your availability it is because she wants something FROM you, not because she is offering something to you.

@Tes-qe1jc 3 года назад

Nick DipaoloFan the woman is Karith Foster.

@SnowwhiteArticfox 3 года назад

@@nickdipaolofan5948 well that's not always true. I ask my boyfriend when he's free so we can have a night in with movies snacks and some other stuff...

@nickdipaolofan5948 3 года назад

@@SnowwhiteArticfox yes, we know, we know. "you're not like the other girls, you're 'different'". What about the other 9 out of ten times you ask about his availability? Probably wanting to go to your family functions, need help moving something, want him to meet your friends, etc. Go ahead and deny it, they all do.

@sulemanpatel 2 года назад

"Men want to be alone but we don't want to be by ourselves" Shit is so true 😂😂

@sprom29 2 года назад

How I felt listening from beginning to end. This man was a genius! 😀😄😆😂🤣😭 “Ain’t that better?!”

@crayothewarrior7713 4 года назад

One of the funniest parts of the video is watching all the men dying of laughter

@avatarferre 4 года назад

Yo you're brilliant how did you catch that I thought I was the only one who noticed

@True-Lies41 4 года назад

😂 because it's TRUE

@jasonthomasclokes8742 4 года назад

wordz on a screen bruh, I am in tears. It is absolutely true.

@boracebecioglu9563 4 года назад

Never seen a just for laughs audience crack up that much before

@karanowlin9506 3 года назад

Agreed

@cizia69 4 года назад

This is so good it hurts

@essteex4656 3 года назад

Aint that better

@PlayaP69 3 года назад

No lie. I laughed so hard that I started crying, my stomach started to ache, my back arched 😂🤣😅. . .

@theungreatkahli 2 года назад

Hilarious

@victoriamarx3267 2 года назад

I always come back to this bit, it kills me every time!!!!!! As a woman I can be honest and say I have done the kiss thing lmao, telling my husband to mean it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@forgotaboutbre 2 года назад

That part cracked me up so hard hahaha!

@nickm4974 Год назад

A women that enjoys patrice is a good woman indeed.

@mikeschmidt4800 Год назад

You've don't almost all of it.

@FernandoGonzalez-ub9iw Год назад

That's so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@farihaahmed4790 Год назад

He's a lucky man.

@iwishaniggawoods187 2 года назад

This is the best stand up routine of all time hands down.

@calumrosscameron 4 года назад

imagine if partice was still around, his podcast would be crazy

@albertomoreno9795 4 года назад

Women will be calling in like mad old laddies buying something from infomercials. 😂

@totallynormalasmrchannel 2 года назад

it would be amazing.. i always get sad that we won't have new clips of him spitting truth. He would do amazing on this day and age on youtube etc

@krystingrant6292 2 года назад

Omg man

@krystingrant6292 2 года назад

@@albertomoreno9795 nuh uh lol don't do that

@Just_Hu 3 года назад

When he's being funny, his jokes carry laughs, and when he's being serious, his words carry weight.

@kevin084life 3 года назад

Sums Patrice up perfectly 👏🏾

@thinkman2467 3 года назад

Honestly it's a mixture of both, most of his stage time and appearances O & A and radio in general is hilarious.

@therandomreacher 3 года назад

Pure gold you just said right there

@joshcook6431 3 года назад

And when he walked down the street he carried both

@LadyVoldemort 3 года назад

I've read this EXACT same comment in another video...of Dave Chappelle.

@servantofzardoz Год назад

We want to be alone, but not by our self. Give him every award that could or has been ever made with that one statement.

@Edge1234101 2 года назад

I laughed to the point of tears, rest in peace you absolute legend.

@Mr.J5 4 года назад

Patrice was a philosopher/comedian lmao. RIP King we miss ya.

@atlntcostv7293 4 года назад

“ I don’t even believe in ground karma” lmaoo⚰️

@Regimeshifts 4 года назад

so many tshirt quotes

@breadworksboston7052 3 года назад

Brilliant line

@agreen3127 2 года назад

Probably the most honest human being that ever lived. I've felt this way my entire life

@letsjusttalk3703 Год назад

This is by far the funniest skit ever, watched it over 20 times.

@JadeCarter66 2 года назад

Lol I literally just opened the blinds earlier today because it was so dark in my husbands office 😂😂😂 I was like, “see babe! Sunlight! Much better for your eyes” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 whoops

@akimmurry651 2 года назад

Lols Atleast u had the courage to admit it

@rixbase 2 года назад

Ain't that better?

@RW2996 2 года назад

The thing is that Men know how to use the blinds. He probably was just more comfortable the way he was.

@jwyzebeatz 2 года назад

LMAO

@OneCash 2 года назад

this is funny. and now go make your hard working husband a sandwich, pumpkin.

@rofl315 4 года назад

Patrice was the inner voice of every man on the face of the earth. He was more concerned with the happiness and well-being of men as a collective whole than personal glory. His Black Phillip Show is pure comedy gold plus an unmatched understanding of the female nature. If you listen to Patrice's advice and truly understand the philosophy behind it, you'll ALWAYS be able to handle any relationship problem you're having with your girls. Not a day goes by that I don't think about this legend and how much I owe it to him. You're sorely missed, big man! RIP!

@Subjugatedhappywife 4 года назад

Sadegh Taheri 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽redpilled knowledge before we even knew what hit us

@richardmartinez1931 4 года назад

ible Dable

@199nacho199 4 года назад

Amén!!!!

@ggood2850 4 года назад

@sadegh taheri - well said, your words should be on his tombstone. I just wish I could have appreciated his genius while he was alive. I listen to his O&A appearances all the time too

@AD-eg9cw 4 года назад

If you're ugly or fat like him and going after women out of your league then of course you're going to have relationship problems.

@gleventhal 2 года назад

This is my favorite standup routine. I wish we had more time with Patrice.

@StrictlyService905 2 года назад

How relationship stereotypes transcend so many races and countries never ceases to amaze me and warm me that somewhere else someone is being driving crazy by there partner as well is reassuring

@dwattz4872 3 года назад

"U can chill in the vent" 😂🤣😂

@christinacatalano 2 года назад

Lmao my favorite part

@cherrycola3793 2 года назад

@@christinacatalano me too😁

@royelcrown7691 3 года назад

Everytime my girl does that I always say “ain’t that better” and she just laughs and stops immediately😂😂

@MrJduke40 2 года назад

Beautiful LMAO

@MzLaDonna75 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@zee_lolaj7382 2 года назад

🤗🤗🤗

@zee_lolaj7382 2 года назад

I Love this Comment So Much!

@krystingrant6292 2 года назад

I'd cry laughing 🤦🏿‍♀️😂😂😂😂

@kiabanej8436 2 года назад

Patrice O’Neal had a style all his own when doing stand up. Different comics have different ways of sharing their views on dating and relationships, and Patrice could make you laugh using only a few phrases with his facial expressions. As a comic, I continue to learn from him. RIP Patrice, and keep making them laugh in heaven.

@DubbleTee 2 года назад

7:12 "A dry sandwich you don't want" "Why is TV so loud? ...we'll turn it down" "Ain't that better? Sweating." This.. fkn KILLED ME. Because it's so true. Which is why I'm divorced. Listen to me gentlemen.. you think you want it, but you DO NOT.

@angeloo8890 2 месяца назад

Want what? Being divorced or being with a woman, I need to know

@serg1136 3 года назад

He totally described my marriage. You are deeply missed , good sir.

@marcusbibb1457 3 года назад

After a hard days work, i would go home and sit on the toilet, to collect my thoughts. The thing is... I never really had to relieve myself, while in the bathroom. Tranquility is underrated!

@jasonwebb5964 2 года назад

I know the feeling. You go to stand up and your legs just don't wanna work anymore.

@DeltaDanner 2 года назад

My dad would always go to the bathroom after work and be in there for like an hour. My mom was always concerned. One day I asked him if he just holds it all in until he gets home or something. He said, “nope, that’s where my books are and that’s the only way I can be left alone to read by myself.”

@kaii231 2 года назад

I spend half my day in that sweet box of solitude. When I close that door I'm single again. In my mind..

@LEGACYHRO 2 года назад

Some older men i know throughout life usually resolve this by getting a 'man cave'. Either a room or space that is wholly your own.

@kesavvzD 2 года назад

@@kaii231 Why don’t u just become single again 💀

@LordShockwave9 2 года назад

This man was a philosopher and a scholar. Rip bud.

@LG_Wizzl3 2 года назад

Will forever be missed🕊

@rogerwilliams4742 4 года назад

That's it. "Men want to be alone, but we don't want to be by ourselves". Truth.

@randallgoeswhere 4 года назад

Patrice O'Neal wasnt even a comic. He was the literal book of truth just occupying a human body temporarily.

@avatarferre 4 года назад

I agree with you he was just amazing

@dirtyminds8376 3 года назад

Word became flesh?

@csarpalace1518 3 года назад

That was beautiful. Yas!

@frarfarf 3 года назад

No he wasn't a literal book. He wasn't 200 pages of paper found by a hardcover. That's what it means to literally be a book.

@gerald7148 3 месяца назад

Miss this dude. RIP! Praying you're getting blessed in the next life.

@MontTheBeatMaker 4 года назад

"I kept the plane in the air" lmao thats genius

@jintrucker8030 4 года назад

He managed to disguise his philosophy as comedy, a true genius

@mrwilsonian7348 4 года назад

This describes him the best

@handsomeX 3 года назад

So true. Carlin did this too.

@superAweber Год назад

Good insight. He just used comedic writing structure.

@Syisulis 8 месяцев назад

OMG he just kept going "An't that better" 😂🤣😭

@joshuabradshaw9120 6 дней назад

This guy was a comedy genius. Sad that he's gone but I'm glad to have these videos to remember him.

@TheWtfanime 3 года назад

This man knew and understood humanity and relationships so well.

@ig6894 8 месяцев назад

Diana hates gun, that's the best joke.

@mrenemy7674 4 года назад

Ain’t that better, sweating...wrapped in a hot vine...can’t hear the tv... got a dry sandwich AINT THAT BETTER 😂

@mentlinc 3 года назад

Yo i was dying that whole part

@thinkman2467 3 года назад

God bless Patrice. Gone too soon.

@paulwilliamson5102 3 года назад

That was too many nights on my couch

@naturale9412 3 года назад

I'm literally in tears laughing hysterically watching that part, trying not to wake the babies up.. that bit was GENIUS and so true 😂😂😂😂

@burnerdgaf5222 3 года назад

Man had me in tears hahahaha

@fettywap1738 2 года назад

The greatest of all time - a comedians comedian blessing us from the afterlife 🕊

@sniffableandirresistble Год назад

At the end where he goes from imitating her voice to his voice interjecting narration and logical commentary but also parenthetically about what she's doing is pure genius. ... lol 🤣

@szeltovivarsydroxan9944 3 года назад

That "ain't that better" part is one of the funniest bits I've ever heard in my life. My soul has left my body.

@vmundoortiz551 4 года назад

The greatest there will never be another Patrice he was too funny. He speaks truth in his routine

@altab5556 11 месяцев назад

that "man wants to be alone but dont wanna be by ourselves" hits what i'm feeling right now. i dont understand what im feeling but patrice completely described what im feeling.

@DV-zv4ox 7 месяцев назад

He left such a long-lasting legacy on real, observational humor. No one can deliver line after line and work the crowd like him. Probably the only two that come close are Dave and Kevin.

@TheSilverGate 4 года назад

Dude just described what being married is

@christianmuxlow4920 4 года назад

@Andrews cool Damn bro, who hurt you

@lagroad 4 года назад

Christian Muxlow Probably someone who took control of everything, divorce/financial raped him after cheating on him. Bill Burrs “no reason to hit a woman” is a good bit about that lol

@lagroad 4 года назад

Andrews cool Emotion

@davidcombs3617 3 года назад

To. A. T.

@obiwankenobi661 2 года назад

im 32 years old and this is the first time ive seen patrice oneal - i was laughing tears at the end. not hyperbolically, literally. i cant remember the last time i laughed tears. holy shit

@ephapax1 2 года назад

He truly was one of the unheralded greats. So funny 😂

@vegastjg 2 года назад

If you haven't already done so you should go to the youtube page titled weston4020

@tamstams3815 2 года назад

Just discovered him today and I’m 40. 😂 😂 😂

@zorbogouskuunighu202 Год назад

Welcome to the Cult of Black Phillip

@obiwankenobi661 Год назад

@@zorbogouskuunighu202 im 33 years now and i just rewatched the video because of your comment and i laughed tears again 😂😂🤣omg

@ryanburns6284 Год назад

Probably the best 8 mins of stand up ever

@eliknowsbest4946 2 года назад

I’ve replayed this so many times it’s ridiculously funny

@briandavis55 3 года назад

"I'm nat an atheist but I'm like before that." This man is realer than real.

@grinstylez 3 года назад

lmfaooooo

@MissJthevegan 2 года назад

Rightttt I couldnt have said it any better 🤣

@ladistar 2 года назад

Bahahahahaha so true

@ricardosimms8548 2 года назад

He could've just said agnostic 🤷🏾‍♂️

@kono5933 2 года назад

@@ricardosimms8548 if you say agnostic it implies you give a shit about it which he probably doesn't

@daveF1993 4 года назад

Patrice was the voice of all men out there crying to be heard. Bless you wherever you are. Rest easy

@Visionsunhendrix 2 года назад

One of those comedians that I wished got his flowers before his passing. I see so many people listening and laughing at his old stuff. RIP to a great one!

@rodneyford8 2 года назад

“Ain’t dat better” comic genius lmao

@williamj.dovejr.8613 3 года назад

My granddad often said: Men are simple..all we want is " sex, sandwich, and silence." The baseball bit reminded me of that.

@LadyVoldemort 3 года назад

I'm a woman, and that's what I want too. It actually describes "extreme introverts" very well too, no matter what gender. 😊

@richardbutkis 3 года назад

Oh we have a unicorn here 🙄

@engrishsheep 3 года назад

@@richardbutkis Ikr, women and "extreme introverts" are mutually exclusive... Well, I guess if Riley Dennis can identify as a women, so some women can be chill like a dude then... ┐(￣∀￣)┌

@richardbutkis 3 года назад

@@engrishsheep one can identify however they want but that doesn't mean it aligns with reality. There is THE truth and then there's your truth.

@ronwilliams329 3 года назад

I get plenty of sex and sandwiches from my wife. Silence is on another level as I get plenty of silence as well. She's not learned how to speak much English yet. Yes, no, hungry, horny, boom boom, sleepy, shower, you like?, ok, baby and toilet are the only words she's proficient at. I ain't teaching her shit either!

@365WITHCOACHERIC 4 года назад

The White dude in stitches laughing at the end... lol 😂😂😂😂

@jakey7813 4 месяца назад

“We want you…..somewhere…..in the dwelling….just not here” lmfaooooooo so true

@tinypoolmodelshipyard 3 месяца назад

Right in front of me 😂😂😂

@JosephDiveley 19 дней назад

I would be better if we still had Patrice still with us. Rest in Peace.

@ayrton56612 4 года назад

I can see why him and Bill Burr were such good friends.

@handsomeX 3 года назад

So true. Very similar styles.

@duresadejene1 3 года назад

And they’re both from Boston

@eoghancallaghy9254 3 года назад

@Mehmet Abraham lived in jersey, was from Boston

@bryanspence5803 3 года назад

He was born in Jersey or the City and raised in Boston then returned the Jersey

@darlamae9876 3 года назад

Very similar outlook on life 🖤

@fluffyelephant32 4 года назад

Everytime I hear “YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY” I laugh like it’s my first time hearing it. Rest in paradise to one of the greatest comedic minds

@loudmellearningtobeloud5989 4 года назад

Your picture had me thinking about life and decisions.

@chrisanor4902 4 года назад

BringTheWalrusBack you had me laugh after laugh.

@fluffyelephant32 4 года назад

LOUDMel LTBL what’s on your mind my brother

@fluffyelephant32 4 года назад

Chris Anor 🤣🤣🤣

@famousqban 7 месяцев назад

There will never be another Patrice O'Neal. Legend.

@essenceofelq Год назад

Patrice definitely had a gift. In this bit he brilliantly described how I feel when with a woman.

@ggood2850 4 года назад

Partice O'neal is the inner voice of men

@mlamboms 3 года назад

true that

@robertfitzgerald3118 3 года назад

Yep...

@safenegro1798 4 года назад

I swear this man is the GOAT, rest in peace king.

@davidbarton1806 2 года назад

He killed it! We will always love you Patrice one of the last real Comics

@GoShwkk 6 месяцев назад

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life that’s exactly what men want u to be somewhere around but not in front of my face

@cruz25617 4 года назад

The people who seem to understand and figure out life are always the ones to go too soon. It's as if they've found out the answer, and God just said "alright, you won, come on up before you give away all the secrets".