Corporate Business Trainer 3000™ 

yes, maybe even more.

What does it stand for? 😊😊😊 .

@@norumar141 Corporate Business Trainer

WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

:o

Wait u guys friends? I noticed that this has a similar thumbnail to *Destructive Solutions*

Omg pixelz-with-the-last-letter-of-the-alphabet is here

Then get the machine!

​@@cool_man_III use the mini to show what happens if you're bad! 😄

I need some

Schlatt free-booted all his views with the power of reacting to it and leeching all the money with little to no effort on his behalf but it doesn't matter he has a business that sells worthless gamer supplements and you don't!

@@MikkoMaggieMore it's still kinda scummy cause the viewer does most of the work

​@@the_milkmann it was sent to him by a viewer of this soo mission failed succesfully?

@@etaq2 It's still scummy and lazy. Cause even if the videos are made by fans who give Schlatt consent for him to react to it, the fans who make the videos are still getting less compensation for doing like 90% of the heavy lifting. All Schlatt is really doing is watching their videos and regurgitating like 5 or so shitty in-jokes. Schlatt should honestly just go back to doing gaming videos and running his shit gamer cocaine business.

@@the_milkmann hes a reaction channel, still blame the sender

xD

Look at the number on the side of the machine when that happens heheheh

​@@Pinapl94390 hehe nice catch!

Great to hear that! Can't wait for your 5/5 star review for the machine once it arrives! (we're not asking) - Corporate Business Tech Support Team

The bear is saying "thank you SO much..." from a similar video made by the same individual I believe.

Here at Corporate Business Inc, we deny all the allegations of capturing people and locking them in our basement as it is against our company policy. In theory, if we were to do it (which we don't by the way), we would hire an agent to do all the dirty work for us and make them go through multiple indirect channels so that the captured would be completely untraceable and there would be no evidence connecting to our company. We would then lock them in our highly secured basement with a military grade bank door so that there would be no escapees that would give our company our bad reputation. Again, these are all hypothetical and should not be taken seriously. Hope this answers your question! - Corporate Business Tech Support Team

@@ayroron and why is the FBI at my door?

What is it

@@ItzBIULD u see when the guy gets grinded up and the number changes to 3001?

@@Pinapl94390 oh my fucking god

yes absolutely 100% - Corporate Business Tech Support Team

This is the original vid

Our database seems to be detecting that you have already made this query before. Here is the response in case you missed it: Theoretically, yes, the CBT™ 3001 would keep the IRS off your back, but only if you've put every single employee through the machine, but unfortunately, they keep pumping out new recruits everyday like hotcakes and you can't escape them (speaking from experience). - Corporate Business Tech Support Team

@@ayroron I have a new query can this get rid of dementia?

@@thatgamingdrip Technically speaking, yes it can, it can also remove all kinds of diseases and cancers, just don't expect to live after the procedure. Hope this helps! - Corporate Business Tech Support Team

The Corporate Business Trainer 3000™is available in all [REDACTED] near you! Each machine costs about 100,000 USD or roughly about 1 intact human soul. For usability, you can use this on basically anyone that you deem illegitimate! Hope this helps! - Corporate Business Tech Support Team

if i sell my 2 kidneys and some other organs i can afford it!!@@ayroron

Yeah, I was thinking that too

Corporate Business Trainer 3000™ is available to order at [REDACTED].com and all [REDACTED] stores near you! - Corporate Business Tech Support Team

Our database seems to not be detecting anything related to "female." We will be putting our top researchers on this topic. - Corporate Business Tech Support Team

@@ayroron Hmm.. when i think about it hard... what even is a female? Thank you!

As long as the food is sentient and can be deemed a business partner, the machine can detect it. If not, the food would just be consumed by our unpaid operators (comes free with every CBT™ 3001 machine) who operate the machine from the inside. - Corporate Business Tech Support Team

Schlark Tank - Corporate Business Tech Support Team

Ohhh

yeah

Yes, you can purchase the Corporate Business Trainer 3000™ and all CBT™ products at [REDACTED].com and all [REDACTED] stores near you! By the way, here's a little secret, there is a guy in a black trench coat that appears behind the IHOP dumpster at exactly 4:32 AM EST that sells these at a 50% discount. Hope this helps! - Corporate Business Tech Support Team

​@@ayroron Your text broke