[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction 

Protegent telling you that there is a virus in your computer but it not being the bonzify virus is like a doctor telling you that you have a cold right before you die of cancer

Joel: plays solitaire Vista: *dies* Joel: downloads tons of viruses Vista: *proceeds like nothing has happened*

16:29 is the best part. Even tho he is panicking he still groans at the dumb joke.

14:41 "I forgot I had set it to gun" ah yes, legendary quotes

"It cost $33 to get a grandma" Ferb i know what we're going to do today

Protogent: is a virus Bonzi: exists Protogent: *switch sides*

The protogen rap just sounds like the actor just showed up drunk and they rolled with it

15:37 Protegent didn’t even detect bonzify as a threat, it detected speed optimiser pro instead.

Super why lived long enough to see himself become the villain

Fun Fact: super mario forever is a virus that makes impossible to quit the game, thats why its new super mario FOREVER

Say what you want about Protegent, but it was the only antivirus software of the many that Joel downloaded that knew that something was wrong when Bonzi started destroying the computer.

16:45 Joel screaming made this even better.

"I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN!"

6:45 it didn't lie It really is New Super Mario FOREVER

8:21 You can tell Joel is swedish because who else would be able to pronounce that shit in one try.

11:42 this laugh gave me an extra 10 years of life

I like how despite protogent actually doing his job, Joel still calls him a swine in this last act as he desperately looks for a way to kill Bonzi

*Uses Bonzify.* "Security alert, I'm just gonna ignore that, thanks Protogent!" *Bonzi corrupts the computer.* *Proceeds to call Protogent a swine for trying to help.*

11:41 Man just turned into a tea kettle

7:21 "Your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " got me💀

Joel frantically messaging kate for help will never fail to crack me up

6:46 When they said Mario *Forever* they meant it.

15:53 this is the funniest most intense thing i have ever witnessed

Its several years later and I realized Joel released two memes being Grand Dad and Proto and there both just bootleg recolors of established characters. Who will be next.

15:38 Protegent was really trying it’s best. It actually detected one of the other virus softwares Joel had downloaded

The funny thing is that Protegent wasn't actually trying to help. It reported a completely unrelated virus

6:45 That's why its called Super Mario *Forever* Joel.

13:50 and so begins one of the funniest things ever made

"You've got 30 seconds left until I activate the final destruction." is one of the most terrifying sentences ever spoken

Super Why switched from teaching kids to infecting computers.

12:54 I've been rewatching this regularly for like four years now and only today did I find out that 'spondoolie' is like a real slang term that people actually use for money. I always thought it was just a bunch of random noises joel made up. This video is the gift that keeps on giving I swear

Protegent then deleted all of these videos and changed the character design a year later…I’m not saying it was Joel…but it was probably Joel

"Lets try solitaire let's try that" *vista* : I'm gonna stop you right there

2:57 when Vista's so bad your viruses can't work without crashing.

4:52 an Ed Edd n’ Eddy sound effect right before the part where Joel trolls a scam bot. Beautiful.

7:46 Thus, a Meme was Born

«the donate link just goes to porn» Joel - 2018

*UNCLE JOEL HAS RETURNED*

1:13 SOLITAIRE used SYSTEM CRASH! It was super effective! WINDOWS VISTA fainted!

Without Joel, the internet will never be a better place.

If you look closely, you’ll see that Protegent wasn’t actually trying to kill Bonsi. He was trying to kill the PC optimizer.

Wrong: "I recover... deleted files" Correct: "I delete.... files"

I love that Protogent actually tried helping against Bonzi Buddy

9:10 Protogent predicted the pandemic

This guy needs the World Record for "Fastest Blue Screen from a Newly Started Computer."

"It costs $33 dollars to get a grandma" -Joel, 2018

I love going back to these every few years. This one is definitely my personal favorite.

Fun fact: my mom used vista, and when I showed her the solitaire clip it gave her memories of using vista!. Apparently she knows what happens when you play solitaire on vista, lol

Oh my god the editing during the Seinfeld gun bit made that part of the stream ten times better than when I saw it live!

The thing that people forget is that Vista COULD run Crysis.

14:55 an tartarus production

love how you ignore Protegent trying to help you from the Bonzify thing, then scream "YOU SWINE !" at their mascot.

i think the best part about the protegent popup at 15:37 was that _it wasn't even for bonzify_

How to Windows Vista Destruction 1. Load up Vista 2. Open Solitare 3. Call it a day.

13:30 I still quote this on a daily basis

PC Optimizer and Bonzi: *exist* Protegent: “You don’t seem to understand. This PC isn’t _yours_ to conquer.”

1:21 me at the dentist when they use the vacuum to suck the saliva out my mouth

Windows Vista can't play solitare but can run viruses *Completely normal*

Probably one of my favourite videos on yt, I always come back to it

16:46 I had hiccups and this fixed it, thanks Bonzi!

9:39 and meme *"Yes"* has born

"The donate leads to porn" sounds like prostitution with extra steps.

13:17 Type two, detectable

The most iconic one in my opinion

*GOD HAS JOINED THE GAME.*

*_ᵍʳᵃᵖʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍⁿ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵒⁿ_*

0:16 Windows 10 is a little better than Windows 8 in Joel's opinion. **Dumpster fire intensifies**

pros: everything cons: it has an ending

2:25 average gmod workshop experience

2:57 Windows Vista was the perfect version of Windows to defend against viruses. Mainly because the viruses don’t fare too well on Vista either.

every year I go back to this series and watch it all

This has to be the most epic-est windows destruction ever. Especially with the Bonzi Buddy and Protegent cameos.

“It costs $33 to get a grandma.”

14:42 *K R A M E R N O*

6:08 the fact that that is LITTLE BIG PLANET music makes me laugh so hard 😭😭

i cant wait for Windows - joel distruction

Well chat, this is the moment you've been waiting a year for. Was it worth it? Yeah.

11:41 Joel turns into a steaming kettle.

This video is my checkpoint. The intro is the checkpoints theme. I keep coming back to it

despite the abysmal uncanny graphics style of New Super Mario Forever its a surprisingly decent platformer

This is the long awaited sequel I've been waiting years for

11:42 the tea is ready

why does the guy at 12:00 look like Jeffery Epstein

Dude this video is so nostalgic to watch and everytime I get a laugh 😭 Thank you Joel for making my childhood memories

"Goodbye, Expand Dong." -Bonzi Buddy 2017

8:19 The Man Himself, 𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐅Ø𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐆! MY FAVORITE!

this will forever be an iconic video

this never gets old

As Windows Vista, this is both the best and scariest video ever.

Windows vista is its own anti-virus because it can't run any of the viruses

This definitely one of my most favourite Windows destruction videos 😆

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11:42 Oh, my tea is ready

11:13 You know something? I'm young enough that I grew up with that kids' show, and the first time I saw a picture of Proto, I thought he was Super Why's evil twin from another dimension.

nsmb forever is smb wonder origin

I love the solitaire bluescreening vista bit so much.

*ANTIVIRUS IS NOT ENOUGH YOU NEED PROTEGENT*

"let's play solitaire" *computer dies*

i just remember playing the cake game constantly and never understanding, memories. also, it looks like hell compared to W7 and W10. :)

This video is nostalgic to me, it brings me so much nostalgia.