CORRECTIONS Episode 103: Week of Monday, May 13

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Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like saying Hannibal Lecter ate faces and humans descended from Neanderthals.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 103: Week of Monday, May 13 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@andybaldman 28 дней назад

The props dept needs to make a Hannibal Lectern.

@danderesh4727 28 дней назад

Hannibal Podium

@melissylum4106 28 дней назад

😯😯😯!

@DanielAngel 28 дней назад

Please make this a thing.

@commonsense571 28 дней назад

🤣 YES!

@katekramer7679 28 дней назад

PLEASE

@Moekoffee2001 28 дней назад

Scollins joke is so old, the punchline lands first

@astrocoastalprocessor 28 дней назад

that's why people just say a quiet 'oof'

@jasonmurdoc9533 28 дней назад

He’s a bad guy

@Symphing12 28 дней назад

Nothing will tank top this joke

@adamadamadam321 28 дней назад

@@Symphing12

@gilgoh1122 28 дней назад

Joke's so old it tanked before it topped.

@brothajohn 28 дней назад

“Good luck trying that one with HR.” Dead 😂😂😂😂💀

@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад

I did try it once. They said that calling it a toothbrush moustache still didn't make it okay for casual Friday, especially when paired with the speech about living space.

@AMBERJEAN83 28 дней назад

The way my facial expression changed from glee to supreme disappointment when you said “two week hiatus”

@kennyn1992 28 дней назад

In Scotland we call a brook a burn. So if a vampire crossed one and burst into flames we could exclaim, Ya burnt!

@sparkythancztwise 28 дней назад

🤣🤪😂

@colinbooth531 28 дней назад

But so could any other nation. What makes your delightful neck of the wood unique is that you could shout YA BURNT ON THA BURN! and then you can finish your Bells Whiskey, and return to school. ....

@kennyn1992 28 дней назад

@@colinbooth531 Your racial stereotyping needs called out. It's Buckie our kids drink before going back to school. But only if the want to learn how to spell Bell's Whisky correctly.

@edmer68 28 дней назад

That's all well and good, but...where do the migrating tree frogs come into play?🐸

@kennyn1992 28 дней назад

@@edmer68 Alas, we don't have migrating trees so just the dead vampyre that croaked.

@AshleyVN 28 дней назад

'I couldn't care fewer' Absolute Gold!!!

@SuitedAJ 28 дней назад

I could care fewer

@MadAboutBrows 28 дней назад

@@SuitedAJ go ahead then

@SuitedAJ 28 дней назад

@@MadAboutBrows I would but I couldn't.

@saar144 28 дней назад

I thought he forgot about that correction! I should never doubt Seth

@Timlagor 27 дней назад

"less" is never wrong for "fewer" -amount is counted in numbers

@neilk4476 28 дней назад

The funniest part of the Hitler bit is the idea that someone says "We found Hitler!" and the response is "Is he ok?"

@sophiebobb4010 28 дней назад

I accidentally saw corrections 99 when it first dropped without having seen any others before. I then went on to watch every single corrections video, starting from episode 1. I just caught up, and im so happy to be joining this community of jackals! See ye in two weeks

@lb5368 28 дней назад

Welcome to the pack 🐾👋🏻

@EmpyreanLightASMR 26 дней назад

Corrections 99 sounds like a sci-fi 50s tv show set in the future 90s.

@sparkythancztwise 13 дней назад

Yay for more jackals!!!! Instead of jones-ing hard (differentiated from good 'ol tall D. Jones, who we also wish to see), instead of pining away while Late Night and corrections are on hiatus, I decided to distract myself by extended binge-watch sessions of Brooklyn Nine-Nine [heretofore unwatched by this jackal, both a big fan of Seth and big fan of Andy Sam-B (lol)]. I'm on season 3 and don't know if I should feel offended or not *because/and* I don't know if I'm more like Holt's or Santiago's character. 😆 P.S. season 3 episode 25, I too would have measured and also *know* "it never should have been in circulation" Holt. 🤣

@sherinameless1618 13 дней назад

@@sparkythancztwise Watching "Brooklyn 99" is a great way to use your Sethless down time. It is just so funny! I think if you are a cross between Holt and Santiago, you would be a great character for your own sit-com. ☺ Me, I would like to be Jake, but I am more like a Charles/Amy.

@WhistleblowingGoodWitch 10 дней назад

I'm basically the Mummy's Doink, so yeah... as an ole' jaded jackal, I should really tune in.

@shermanculbertson6244 28 дней назад

I never dreamed such a random segment would become my favorite part of the week.

@Morna777 28 дней назад

I use it to fall asleep quite often.

@doyouevenliftbra4773 28 дней назад

Bro you n me both … been here since ep 1 I can’t stop now I’m part of the Crew

@TheFrenchClipper 28 дней назад

Is the segment that good or did your week get shittier? Sincerely, A fellow Jackal

@spiceyhotpot 28 дней назад

It's the best part of the week

@MadAboutBrows 28 дней назад

@@TheFrenchClipper a real jackal wouldn't ask such a silly question

@ernestnorrman2824 28 дней назад

HE ATE THE NURSE'S FACE!!! Ate her tongue, cheek and she lost an eye. Seth is VINDICATED!!

@sparkythancztwise 28 дней назад

excellent - on more than one item this episode too!

@orions221 28 дней назад

Did you just correct his correction? Correctception!

@dietotaku 28 дней назад

also i definitely remember him grabbing the guard's face and biting into it

@starksandrecreation 28 дней назад

@@orions221correction: a correction inside a correction is recursion Inception was about the planting/beginning of an idea

@AnonyMouseXIII 28 дней назад

@@orions221jackal on jackal violence!

@chuckaudio3191 27 дней назад

"Corrections" is the best part of my week, every week. Seth is one of my all-time fave people. Big love to my fellow Jackals!

@leafyrox 28 дней назад

I refuse to care about the difference between a lectern and a podium, but I really enjoy the "I couldn't care fewer" box.

@SJWSantaBarbara 27 дней назад

Fewer is more.

@jablonskichristopher 26 дней назад

Which is shaped like a lectern!

@michaeldeboer 28 дней назад

I love the way Seth opens these Corrections, almost mid-conversation. There's also that hint of derision, that look of your mom casually dropping hints in conversation that you should leave the house at some point.

@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад

Yes! I interpret his attitude as "So you are going to attempt to correct me? Well, how very presumptuous of you."

@CharlesWeinroth 28 дней назад

It reminds me of how he has talked about Lorne telling him that he got Late Night (and conversations with Lorne in general) where it would often feel like the middle of or a follow-up to a conversation that never happened out loud. (My headcanon is that a lot of the SNL alums have picked up various Lorne quirks, and will pass them down themselves, such that generations from now there will be distinct groups each with their own Lornisms. Watch out for the Dr. Evil coterie!)

@burnyizland 26 дней назад

The hint? HINT? Buddy, you are not paying enough attention. The derision is so thick with this one you could ladle it.

@sherinameless1618 25 дней назад

@@CharlesWeinroth Having just watched the Lonely Island Podcast about "Laser Cats," I was reminded how Lorne plays a version of himself in those shorts with the same kind of vibes as Seth in Corrections sometimes. As you will recall, Laser Cats has Andy and Bill come to Lorne with what they think is a great idea. He listens impatiently while tapping his pencil. When they finish and excitedly ask him what he thought, he looks at them dismissively and tells them "Get out!" So, yeah, Seth is channeling Lorne a lot if the time.

@angielawless2238 28 дней назад

"...the gravel pit behind Kristi Noem's house." I nearly choked. Nicely Done. No notes.

@edmer68 28 дней назад

Would they be called Noemthals?🤔

@rubyfoxall1656 28 дней назад

I did manage to stab myself in the thumb with an embroidery needle at that exact moment but I maintain I would've made the same sound regardless

@user399878993 28 дней назад

But what did they call goats then?

@sreace723 28 дней назад

@rubyfoxall1656 I shot Dr Pepper out of my nose. And I stand by the fact that I'd have done it at some point anyways 😂😂😂😂😂

@patrick-west 26 дней назад

@@edmer68 Gravelopitecus

@randyastle3301 28 дней назад

My life has no meaning without a Cicada, Cicada sequel.

@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад

Maybe that's what Seth needs the hiatus for: to finish the sets and costumes.

@InformationLiesAtTheEdges 26 дней назад

@@sherinameless1618 🤞

@sherinameless1618 26 дней назад

@@InformationLiesAtTheEdges Since "Weekend Update" last night seemed to be taunting Seth with their own Cicada/Cicada bit, I think he will respond when he gets back.

@InformationLiesAtTheEdges 25 дней назад

@@sherinameless1618 You may be right. The 2nd week off makes sense because of Memorial Day, but the first week? Hopefully he's finalizing the production... BTW, the SNL skit was hilarious. Marcello kept puffing his cheeks to try and avoid breaking into laughter! 😂

@tonylegg2434 28 дней назад

Someone having an excel spreadsheet of scollins jokes makes me weirdly happy

@tonycotto7106 28 дней назад

Much like Kristi Noem's dogs, jokes about Kristi Noem's dogs will never get old.

@danielgregory3295 28 дней назад

And yet another Noem dog joke..!😊❤

@sherinameless1618 27 дней назад

Kristi is probably thinking, "I will always be remembered as the governor who united a nation. Hopefully, in time people will think it was for being an Olympic ice skater."

@rdjones97439 27 дней назад

you are now Head Jackal

@jessierenm 25 дней назад

Underrated joke! I have LOL'd. (Just like her dog's head must have lolled after being dispatched.)

@nurysallycat 24 дня назад

Oof

@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад

The new Seth jump-scare tag needs the creepy doll head, and then Seth saying "TWO weeks!"

@melissylum4106 28 дней назад

Ohhhhhh, that would have been excellent!

@utgfy 28 дней назад

👿👽👹💩☠🤡 TWO WEEKS....

@joels5150 6 дней назад

I get that jump scare every single day, because I made it the Lock Screen image on my phone 😱

@tmoss7122 28 дней назад

“Fifty baby teeth” and there were only about seventeen on the desk.

@reverendgirl40 28 дней назад

Watching this and my 11-year-old sits down by me, watches a minute and says, "Can we watch one of his, like, funny ones?"

@mrnosuchuser 28 дней назад

the dead air after the mother-in-law joke got the hardest laugh from me. overly-unclever jokes followed by crickets are my kryptonite.

@cvictoriac1 27 дней назад

I cant find that one??

@mrnosuchuser 27 дней назад

@@cvictoriac1 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-MqArMM1-kqw.html ohhhh, you're right, i called it a "mother-in-law" joke, he referenced his "in-laws".

@sirspate 25 дней назад

@@cvictoriac1 9:08

@chrisliden716 28 дней назад

I’ve never made a comment like this here but I do really enjoy sassy, petty Seth. So much that it’s what I use to fall asleep now, so thanks Seth and Jackals for a good nights sleep

@amybrenton8659 28 дней назад

Yes! I was trying to explain to someone why this is so funny. PETTY is exactly the correct word. Thanks for the correction 😃

@lauraanne5175 28 дней назад

OMG, I just wrote a comment made about his vacation bc I need his voice to fall asleep. So glad to hear it is not just me. Use to be Conan , now it is Seth

@Swimavidly 28 дней назад

The "I couldn't care fewer," joke really got me.

@DrummerWithTheKilt 27 дней назад

Thank you very much for saying "I couldn't care fewer" instead of "I could care fewer." That's the attention to detail for which we come here.

@Stofferjib 28 дней назад

TECHNICALLY there is actually trace amounts of Neanderthal DNA in the human genome, depending on the region, suggesting there was not only a common ancestor, but cross breeding, meaning that some of us ARE in fact descended from Neanderthal bloodlines.

@chagrined4days 28 дней назад

came to the comments to say this as soon as Seth said that, and since you've already made the correction I'll just upvote you! 😁

@awaredeshmukh3202 28 дней назад

Yep!! We ARE descended from Neanderthals, specifically the ones living by and sleeping with the early modern humans we're also descended from. And those two groups are descended from a common ancestor.

@calandale 28 дней назад

Although, 'some' is a bit misleading, even if technically true. Outside of Africa, nearly all humans have some small amount of neanderthal DNA, which means MOST of us are descended from some neanderthals.

@betsiecleworth5853 28 дней назад

Seth’s probably ignoring the fact several Jackals pointed the same out the first time (along with a stimulating discussion on Denisovians) in order to stretch it out for several weeks. Or because he doesn’t give a shoot about the sex lives of early hominids

@markopecinovic4475 28 дней назад

Most Europeans have neanderthal genes, (especially in eastern Europe) reason why we became so dominant after the ice age.

@alexanderabbott7832 28 дней назад

A 2 week hiatus!!! Nooooooo!

@Symphing12 28 дней назад

That was my response too!!

@nikolascagefreeeggs307 28 дней назад

I started having a breakdown like in the original Total Recall.

@mariascott2663 28 дней назад

😢😢😢if you must. You will be missed.

@DARWINZOO 28 дней назад

His contract is Gold

@yesican4458 28 дней назад

I commented this only to scroll and find youd said it just like me already ha ha

@andrewcurtis6606 28 дней назад

Your vampire impression is a spot on Noel Fielding

@kicsms_science3729 26 дней назад

YES! I thought that too!

@gabrielaf День назад

I knew it reminded me of someone!! Thank you!!

@Cheskaz 28 дней назад

Corrections has the level of aggression that I need in every area of my life.

@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад

It's like wandering into the Monty Python argument room.

@Kate-ms5js 28 дней назад

All of Seth's little "Doo-dee-doo's" tonight!! How cute.

@sparkythancztwise 28 дней назад

Right?! I loved it so much.

@hvarhol 28 дней назад

I noticed that too! Must be psyched for his 2 week hiatus.

@TheGreatAtario 28 дней назад

Is this a New York thing? I've seen very few people with this habit and they were all New Yorkers

@JakeothyTheThird 28 дней назад

And I thought a couple of times he hummed, it sounded like the sound the Price Is Right uses when someone loses 🤔🤔 Is that how he prepares for the show?

@ghilemaer 27 дней назад

I've been listening to his Family Trips podcast and his brother recently called him out there for always humming in the oddest situations (like photo ops WHILE the pic is being taken) and Seth confirmed that he is in fact a hummer and it's very unpopular around his house. So I guess he's submitting us jackals to it now 😂

@parkermae 28 дней назад

this show goes on hiatus as often as I get called by a debt collector

@gusstavv 27 дней назад

And when they come back they don't cover the news in that period in a proper way

@christyrodrigue6628 26 дней назад

In my case they'd have to cancel the show. 😂😳😭

@matto3113 28 дней назад

Bird Bane and Hannibal Skin Mask. Clearly going to be the biggest kids costumes for the next Halloween. It’s fun.

@aaronspruance 28 дней назад

"The Devil's Hand..." Simply the best! Will they rise up like the knitting community?

@devldesign 27 дней назад

😈😈😈

@sherinameless1618 25 дней назад

Yes. If you have ever seen the movie "Manos: Hands of Left," you know how much trouble they can cause.

@ItsLalasWorld 28 дней назад

Congrats on being renewed till 2028! Best news of 2024 so far 🎉

@scarletspidernz 28 дней назад

Wohooo Corrections till 2028!

@BoatyMsBoatface 23 дня назад

That’s whut I’m talking about!!

@Geomance74 28 дней назад

FINALLY. THIS IS THE ONLY THING TAHT SPARKS A MODERATE LEVEL OF JOY IN MY LIFE.

@Rubicon-23 28 дней назад

My favourite thing about your comment is "Moderate level of joy"

@RaistlinMajeren 28 дней назад

But you might be a generally ecstatic person, and may just be happy to get something a little more boring than your usual videos of watching paint dry. 😄

@adamadamadam321 28 дней назад

I heard the ice cream truck yesterday.

@silverXnoise 28 дней назад

TRY MASTURBATING

@doyouevenliftbra4773 28 дней назад

Correction: ALL CAPS

@hawkiowan 28 дней назад

"You should meet my In-laws." *Crickets* ... "Thanks, folks! I'm here through fouteen minutes."

@essen961 28 дней назад

That onion bit brought tears to my eyes.

@cleverusername9369 28 дней назад

"I believe we're on page 3" flips midway through the book

@leapintothewild 28 дней назад

He previously explained that the first half is the preface.

@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад

@@leapintothewild And they use pre-numbers for prefaces.

@gusstavv 27 дней назад

Some Jackals aren't paying attention on the lore poured on previous installments of the Correction series.

@marcopaulo5052 27 дней назад

@@leapintothewild Makes sense considering baby teeth are part of your pre face and your adult teeth are from your post face. I’m looking forward to celebrity baby fangs. “Vlad! Seth needs your baby fangs for a bit!”

@PopeLando 28 дней назад

This is how I've found out that they brought Matlock back and it's Kathy Bates.

@fimbulsummer 28 дней назад

Woooooooooooot???????? That wasn’t just an obscure joke I didn’t get?!

@lb5368 28 дней назад

I will watch Kathy Bates do anything, and I am so glad to be a jackal rn! 🐾 Matlock will be on Paramount+ this fall

@sherinameless1618 27 дней назад

To quote Grandpa Simpson, "Maaaat Looooock!"

@aliceanneacts6164 28 дней назад

I want this audience to build because I love this sooo much. And also because I love the comments of first timers….

@williamgum7960 27 дней назад

This guy takes so much time off that he's dropping in my feed

@natalieking2497 28 дней назад

If it saves a life, European vampire lore includes the compulsion to count things scattered on the ground like seeds or grains of sand (arithmomania). So the beach is not a bad place to battle them, but the fight would be on a long delay for the sand counting which has to happen before any biting.

@stillhere1425 28 дней назад

Wow is that where Sesame Street’s Jim Henson got the idea?

@snr0n 28 дней назад

@@stillhere1425 Nope, Jim Henson didn't create the Count. All due respect to the guy, but there are lots of other creative people who work with the muppets.

@scarletspidernz 28 дней назад

Ahhh there was a episode in supernatural they did that!

@CraigJudd 28 дней назад

Maybe Seth could scatter baby teeth once the onion trick falls through?

@speculawyer 28 дней назад

I am compelled to count the baby teeth to prove Seth made an error so am I a vampire? 🧛

@ARIXANDRE 28 дней назад

I can't believe I'm loving these more than Closer Look.

@vanessawhitneypro 28 дней назад

And, they're numbered... So folks can watch them in order... Or COLLECT 'EM ALL! 😊

@simonadotcom 28 дней назад

@@vanessawhitneypro GOTTA WATCH 'EM ALL!

@aliceanneacts6164 28 дней назад

Welcome to the dark side…

@gusstavv 27 дней назад

I like when there are Correction references in Closer Look. It's like Seth's MCU version

@TheUrdul 28 дней назад

-Look at these 50 baby teeth! "Proceeds to spill a bag of 17 teeth"

@jaketheauroran 28 дней назад

TWO WEEK HIATUS?!? I'm even more glad I got tickets for June 3, since that's the first day back! :D

@jamesmyers8971 28 дней назад

So love Thursday night drops of corrections!!!

@agorgedslug 28 дней назад

Actually Lecter used a face as an escape mask only once in Silence of the Lambs, and in a shot of CCTV footage of him in the film he took a bite out of a nurse's cheek, so he DOES eat faces. You were right Seth!

@clarewillison9379 28 дней назад

Did he swallow the cheek morsel though? Otherwise it’s just an over enthusiastic nurse nibble.

@agorgedslug 28 дней назад

@@clarewillison9379 note @ernestnorrman2824's comment further down - he ate the tongue and cheek and she lost the use of an eye as a result.

@rdjones97439 27 дней назад

Welllllllll, we don't know if he swallowed, so technically he may not actually eat them, could just be tasting.

@fionaclaphamhoward5876 24 дня назад

@clarewillison9379 it didn't take place in the Champagne region so therefore it was just a sparkling nurse nibble 😂

@goblinry 28 дней назад

I really really unironically enjoyed Seth's vampire character.

@EarleMonroe 8 дней назад

And on the cell phone was great!

@BforCali 28 дней назад

4:05 Amazing Noel Fielding’s Richmond impression

@chrisorg170 28 дней назад

Lmao “a money grab” 😂😂😂😂. A beautiful soul

@commonsense571 28 дней назад

Right?🤣

@marcopaulo5052 28 дней назад

I was being sarcastic when I left that comment. 😂 I guess it wasn’t obvious. Sorry, Seth!

@sherinameless1618 27 дней назад

@@marcopaulo5052 Seth knew you were being sarcastic, and he thought it was funny, but he wanted to be supercilious Seth to amuse the pack, and so he pretended to take it seriously. It was also an excuse to mention how little he makes from Corrections . . .like we will feel guilty, or something.

@marcopaulo5052 27 дней назад

@@sherinameless1618Excellent. I’m going to add “Joke Writer for Corrections with Seth Meyers” to my resume then.

@sherinameless1618 27 дней назад

@@marcopaulo5052 Feel free. If Scollins can do it, anybody can.

@rockdocandlittlebird5974 28 дней назад

Naming fossils after location is super common. I'm a geologist (paleo is a sub field), we name pretty much everything either after a type location, or after something obscene that we manage to sneak past. It isn't even subtle. We have features called Molly's Nipple, The Engorged Member (of the Entrada Sandstone), and of course the Grand Tetons.

@nikolascagefreeeggs307 28 дней назад

Rooster Rock

@petecoogan 28 дней назад

You know it's really the sub field that's in charge. Geology is your dom field? My dad was a geologist.b

@katekramer7679 28 дней назад

I couldn't believe this was true so I looked it up. This is real.

@rockdocandlittlebird5974 28 дней назад

@petecoogan Mostly I work in igneous petrology, and climate impact of degassing during eruption of flood basalt provinces, i.e. how volcanoes (probably) killed the dinosaurs.

@rockdocandlittlebird5974 28 дней назад

@katekramer7679 Hahaha. I've also seen some formations named in another language to things that translate into silly things. One tuff was a real mess so they named it something that translated to "The dog's breakfast." It can be weird to study something, like the Imnaha basalts, and then visiting the town of Imnaha and going 'oh, right, it's named after the place.' We call it a type location.

@barcelonachair6487 28 дней назад

I love Seth's personality on these Correction segments. If his whole show was him having this dry sarcastic wit, it would be amazing.

@michaelkottler 27 дней назад

Always completely dope AF. Please never cease Correction, Late Night.

@SpaceForceCommander 28 дней назад

At least Seth warns us about the 2-week hiatus. Other hosts don’t - leaving us waiting and wondering…

@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад

He warned us THIS time. Last time he just told us to go live our lives and not watch Kimmel videos, and then he disappeared. But I guess that was a marketing strategy, like he said.

@EmpyreanLightASMR 26 дней назад

Funny you said that, the other day, Kimmel showed up as a guest on the Tonight Show, and I instantly realized he must be on hiatus. (I like all the late night shows, sue me lol)

@SpaceForceCommander 26 дней назад

@EmpyreanLightASMR The hosts tend to appear on other shows when on hiatus (like Seth going on Kimmel's show).

@sherinameless1618 26 дней назад

While I like the other hosts, and regularly watch their monologues and associated comedy segments, I never really miss them when they go on hiatus. I just assume that RU-vid is not recommending them because it thinks I want more CSPAN content now, or something. But when LN is on hiatus, I feel restless and like life has nothing to offer anymore. It's that danged cult conditioning again!

@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад

ANOTHER 2-week hiatus? Seth, don't you remember how the Jackals almost brought down civilization last time?

@karenlepage-mindfulmaker 28 дней назад

He’s basically BEGGING US to go visit John Oliver’s comment section.

@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад

@@karenlepage-mindfulmaker I agree. Is this hiatus a ploy to get us to take down a "friendly" rival before Emmy time?

@Reisavering 27 дней назад

@@sherinameless1618 go for it!!

@oposkainaxei 28 дней назад

This is how a late night show should be! ❤

@BenApplegate 28 дней назад

I did a Carnac the Magnificent joke at work the other day because you reminded me, and then I had to explain it, and then someone who'd been eavesdropping said, "You mean the Johnny Carson bit from FORTY YEARS AGO?" And everyone shook their heads at me.

@redcuillin 28 дней назад

A male ballerina is a ballerino. When old ballerinos land a big jump you hear two distinct thumps. It's the sound of their balls landing first. Known as an "arghh de deux".

@jamesyoungquist6923 28 дней назад

Bump on this comment. One doesn't call a stallion a mare. Or a singing eunuch a flute

@alexstewart839 28 дней назад

"Male Ballet Dancer" is also commonly used in contexts where one wouldn't expect correct gendering of Italian nouns. I don't have a joke for the second part.

@specialkali 28 дней назад

I came to say this too.

@madonnadersch3462 28 дней назад

Male ballet dancers are called “danseurs.” “Ballerino” is considered derogatory by those in the profession-when used in English.

@wendydarling5790 27 дней назад

@@madonnadersch3462 Yeah, but that's not funny. ;-)

@Trevin_Taylor 28 дней назад

If we want to get deep into vampire lore, they are also often depicted as having severe OCD and have a compulsion to count everything. If trying to flee a vampire throwing down and handful of rice would buy time as they have to stop and count every grain. On the beach, the vampire would have to count the sand grains and go mad. This is why The Count on Sesame Street counts things.

@hoozle 28 дней назад

One! Ahaha

@abbycross90210 28 дней назад

WTF. I had no idea there was a reason the Count counted things other than he was a count. Good lord.

@hoozle 28 дней назад

@@abbycross90210 I have only seen this vampire-OCD theory in the Terry Pratchett novel, Carpe Jugulum, but maybe OP has another source.

@VideoNozoki 28 дней назад

I _THOUGHT_ this was a joke because of (Count Dracula). But according to Macedonian Folklore by Abbott, George Frederick, page 219. Published in 1903. this is an ACTUAL characteristic attributed to vampires: Arithmomania

@hoozle 28 дней назад

@@VideoNozoki ooo I must look that up. Thanks for the tip!

@elishmuel1976 27 дней назад

9:27 "We learned..." with a chuckle 😆

@sherinameless1618 27 дней назад

Seth probably pitched Corrections to NBC as a kind of "School House Rock" for adults who need a little educational help. Seth could teach them about grammar, and history, and famous face-peeling serial killers, and do it in a fun, appealing way. NBC passed, but Seth was determined to go forward with his idea on his own, and show everyone how he could be like that teacher in that movie, and change the lives of losers through imparting knowlege. He now laughs bitterly at his idealistic folly.

@neilmccarthy4198 28 дней назад

His jump scare tag is missing the totally normal and very comfortable looking smile he has in his current tag.

@clintgordon1999 27 дней назад

"Turn the filter off grandpa!" "I am not in fact a cat"

@jflowj 28 дней назад

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.” -RIP Mitch Props, Seth, for roundabout reminding me of this classic. Tip o’ the cap, Cap’n. ⚓️

@katekramer7679 28 дней назад

1:33 He was left-handed, and also he still is left-handed

@andybaldman 28 дней назад

This needs more upvotes.

@nth.aurora 28 дней назад

Grammar jackals are the best jackals!

@alecgknight 25 дней назад

Came here to say this 😂

@Normeal 25 дней назад

I love how solemn this entire segment is. Just reading extremely self indulgent jokes into the void for the enjoyment of the few staff members who had nothing better to do is such a powerful energy.

@sherinameless1618 25 дней назад

Corrections: 1. They did have better things to do. 2. Enjoyment? 3. Voids 'R us. ☺

@VaterAyotte 28 дней назад

That vampire impression/voice is the best you've ever done!

@MichaelPluebellify 28 дней назад

Another classic from Mike "Saggy Bits and (sometimes) visible armpits" Scollins

@akzdnz 28 дней назад

That Kristi Nome joke was a long enough walk that I forgot where we were going

@karenlepage-mindfulmaker 28 дней назад

I wish a wizard would cast a spell turning her into Kristi Gnome and she had to spend the rest of her life in a gravel pit garden.

@speculawyer 28 дней назад

....a long walk to the gravel pit.

@ElleryPayne 28 дней назад

Two weeks!? I'm gonna be so excited to watch the next closer look that I will forget to watch for the spooker look in the end.

@Belligerent_Herald 28 дней назад

No cryptic back of the pamphlet message this week to end the show. It’s like a note missing from a favorite song.

@EmpyreanLightASMR 26 дней назад

the post-100 episodes have felt like low-budget fan service, with a lot of chamfering, so while I missed it, I sorta figured something was going to go

@shawnhawkins33 28 дней назад

When I was stationed in Germany in the Army in the 80s, they changed the mustache regulation from no lower than the bottom lip to no wider than the corners of the mouth. As a protest we all geoomed our mustashes into toothbrush style. First seargent was not pleased.

@lynnlamusga 28 дней назад

Some early Jackals?!? I see a possible jackal origin story. LOL, I bet most Germans were PO to see that shyte.

@shawnhawkins33 28 дней назад

@@lynnlamusga theu made us shave right after formation.

@speculawyer 28 дней назад

In Germany? 😂

@arianaalioth 28 дней назад

Hahahaha i would have thought that the German Armed forces would have outlawed all mustaches forever. 😂

@knives4cash 28 дней назад

TWO WEEKS UNTIL THE NEXT PAGE OF CELEBRITY BABY TEETH?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@jodyjm13 28 дней назад

Three.

@ryanbender4796 28 дней назад

@@jodyjm13I thought we were only supposed to be correcting Seth here

@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад

@@ryanbender4796 No, that was never the deal. It's Jackals for Life, jackaling as a way of life. And googs on everything. 👀

@gregmark1688 27 дней назад

I like the "See me next week!" tag line. I'm always bugged by "See you again next week," or other similar lines. Cause, no, you won't see me. You never see me. I see you. It always makes me wonder "Does this person not understand how television works?" I appreciate your honesty, Seth.

@connell8 22 дня назад

I fully forgot that they were off this week and came to watch corrections and panicked when it wasn’t a recommended video and thought it was canceled 😢 rollercoaster of emotions over here!! Now I will rewatch this ep

@DerHalbe 28 дней назад

We’ve had speedrunning Seth … now it’s the captions that are spoiling it in advance 😂

@nannywhumpers5702 28 дней назад

I had to turn 'em off. 😂

@brothajohn 28 дней назад

Never turn on captions on comedy. It always wrecks the timing.

@Anonymouse428 28 дней назад

@@brothajohn great suggestion. I’ll just tell turn my deaf ear to “hearing” instead, so I’m sure not to miss anything.

@starksandrecreation 28 дней назад

@@brothajohnwhat really ruins the comedy for me is not hearing wtf the comedian is saying

@shivamrajput898 28 дней назад

Man the font size in the book of celebrity baby teeth must be huge😂

@hepcatliz 6 дней назад

Seth's little hums make my week ❤😂

@Belril 28 дней назад

If you have a vampire in your house, you have only yourself to blame, since you had to invite the vampire in. They can’t cross thresholds without invitation.

@sherinameless1618 27 дней назад

That's why I never invite anyone in. "You say you're the plumber, and you've come to fix the sink? Be gone, foul creature of the night! Or Sesame Street bit. In any case, go away."

@Belril 27 дней назад

@@sherinameless1618 My therapist calls it “social anxiety” but I just call it vampire prevention.

@Hi-there-fella 28 дней назад

When they showed the Charlie Chaplin photo and it was in fact still Hitler, just dressed as Chaplin I absolutely lost it 😂

@tomekholland2581 28 дней назад

"Amount" is fine, everyone knows you measure Jackals by weight. (Which means you're not down on viewership, we're all just dieting)

@rdjones97439 27 дней назад

There could also be some polite Jackals who refuse to get involved.

@akinmytua4680 28 дней назад

the subs are messed up so the punchlines are coming early. Its amazing.

@mulaneyfangirl 28 дней назад

Dude, you’re high and I’m loving it!

@adamadamadam321 28 дней назад

Hannibal Lecter will always eat faces in my heart.

@razzledazzyl 28 дней назад

If you’ve got faces in your heart, you really need to see a doctor.

@melissylum4106 28 дней назад

Well, wait. Wouldn't it be more pressing that Hannibal is EATING the faces?

@razzledazzyl 28 дней назад

@@melissylum4106 Indeed. Also, how big is this heart that both Lecter and multiple faces intended for eating can fit entirely within it?!

@freebobafett 28 дней назад

And Hannibal Lectern will always eat podiums in mine.

@razzledazzyl 28 дней назад

@@adamadamadam321 Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, Corey Hart. If you’re experiencing ANY 80s heartthrob symptoms, you should see a cardiologist right away!

@mikeharris1987 28 дней назад

It's episode 103 and I STILL can't tell if 100 was the last one

@thanatosirons 28 дней назад

This comment will probably make the show in two weeks…

@RiadaMexicana 27 дней назад

😂

@AaronMoseley-Saldivar 27 дней назад

Seth, I’m a full-time law student with a part-time night job, and while I do vigorously read the news, I can maybe only spend about an hour or so a week watching anything online, most of it Closer Look and Corrections vids. I appreciate that your show keeps me up to speed on pop culture; I never would have known that there’s a Matlock reboot starring the great KATHY BATES without this segment. Thank you! Now I have something much better to spend my time watching than Corrections. :P

@davitasoyan1026 28 дней назад

The reason I haven’t watched episodes after 100 is that you’ve said it many times that I need to go back and start watching from episode 1, so I did and now I’m on E31. The only reason I’m watching this one is that I’ve realized that Corrections help me fall asleep and I can sleep to this and then come back after I’m done with the other 102 episodes.

@QualityMasters 28 дней назад

Always kills me with the “doot da doo’s”

@Symphing12 28 дней назад

I am not taking the bait with the “I couldn't care fewer” carton. Thanks for the laugh!

@WesleyFiles 28 дней назад

It's the "I couldn't care fewer" lectern!

@greenwitch9836 28 дней назад

Yeah, that was a FLMAO moment!

@RevCeleste 28 дней назад

@@WesleyFilesWhat is the difference between a podium and a lectern anyway? It's 2:30 in the morning and I'm too lazy to look it up😅

@Eidlones 28 дней назад

@@RevCeleste Basically, people stand behind a lectern, but stand on a podium

@sparkythancztwise 28 дней назад

@@Eidlones *NOPE* not exclusively -- see item #2 podium /pō′dē-əm/ noun 1. An elevated platform, as for an orchestra conductor or public speaker. 2. A stand for holding the notes of a public speaker; *a lectern.* 3. A low wall serving as a foundation. The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition •

@benmildenhall8344 27 дней назад

The corrections money grab joke, lol!! Legit laughed out loud

@warmbowski 27 дней назад

It's so fun to watch a video with the closed captions running about 30s ahead giving you fore warning. It's not distracting at all. Keep up the good captioning work!

@lynnhettrick7588 28 дней назад

1:35 Not only *was* Obama left handed, he still *is* left handed. Unlike Hannibal Lecter, he’s not dead.

@andybaldman 28 дней назад

Lecter. Hannibal Lector would be his churchgoing alter (altar?) ego.

@cleverusername9369 28 дней назад

It's not incorrect to say that Obama was left handed because he existed as a left handed person in the past as well as the present.

@carolz5090 28 дней назад

Obama’s not fictional, unlike Hannibal Lector - unless you’re Trump.

@dextervonwhiplash1755 28 дней назад

@@andybaldman if he was going to preach would he be Hannibal Lectern?

@daveseddon5227 28 дней назад

What makes you think that Hannibal Lecter is dead?

@brypres3243 28 дней назад

@7:04 "this is just mustache facts"😅

@stephen3164 28 дней назад

I was half expecting a theme song to play at that line delivery.

@sherinameless1618 28 дней назад

@@stephen3164 🎶 Mustache facts, mustache facts. If you don't have a 'stache Your face surely lacks That growth 'neath your nose That makes you a catch. Stay tuned for Mustache Facts.🎶

@phelan_pt 27 дней назад

@@stephen3164 same, I waited a beat for the song to start 😅

@sarahs7669 27 дней назад

I COULDN’T CARE FEWER. Best. I love you, Seth.

@n3ffo 28 дней назад

Onions and garlic are both alliums, so it'd probably at least mildly annoy the vampire (I don't know how precise the lore is), like what if you stabbed a vampire through the heart with a bamboo stake? They going to argue that it's not wood and not turn to dust? What I'm saying is vampires are not jackals, they have heightened senses, which I presume includes common sense.

@RLLE-dl3oy 28 дней назад

There once was that vampire movie parody with a Jewish vampire, and some bloke tries to fend him off with a cross. The response had me ugly-laugh tears: "Das werde dich nix helfe!" 😂 EDIT: the movie was The Fearless Vampire Killers

@stephen3164 28 дней назад

Vampires have enough common sense not to go after a jackal - besides professional courtesy, the vampire would probably end up stabbing himself in the chest with a wooden stake to get out of the conversation. Also the last thing a vampire wants is an eternal jackal!

@RLLE-dl3oy 28 дней назад

@@stephen3164 Imagine, if you will, that said vampire you describe who wants to get out of the jackal conversation, was a plumber from Brooklyn with roots in Italy? Says the jackal, "keep listening, because, do you know what's at stake?" Plumber: "It'sa me!"

@squidundertheinfluence 28 дней назад

Originally, the stake didn’t kill the vampire, it just pinned them down so they couldn’t leave their grave. (You would also bury them at a crossroads so they’d be confused on which way to go.) if you wanted to kill them you cut off their head. Much of the vampire lore has evolved. Like transforming into bats was added later when vampire bat became more well known. Before that a vampire was more likely to change into a wolf (or jackal.)

@rachelw1076 28 дней назад

Just throw a sprinkle of chives.

@nicholasleemarks 28 дней назад

Tim Robinson’s eggman sketch is extremely incredibly outrageously hilarious, love the reference!

@sherinameless1618 26 дней назад

After the mentions here, I looked it up on RU-vid, and found it. And I found it (and the other videos) hilarious, as charged. So, while Seth et. al. may be gone for 2 weeks, at least he (and you) led me to something funny that can be my favorite until he gets back. And maybe after. We fans can be so fickle . . .