Juuuuust when you think Crafton is getting a bit more grounded, he pulls out the towel mushrooms, toenail additives, and various "fermentation experiments".... Everyone has their eccentricities I suppose.
@@drd675 Part of the weird deadpan sense of humor of those guys is you aren’t completely sure they’re kidding when they talk about shit like baking muffins or granola bars with toenails. Are they really that freakin weird or are they pissing up your leg? And if you play it deadpan, they’ll keep doing the bit like it’s a game of chicken. Whoever blinks first. So they put the mix into a bowl and tell you to stir while they clip their toenails. You play along. Then he stirs and you clip. There’s a small pile of your toenail clippings. He looks at you and says, “So you want to add them”. And here’s where you might back down by saying, “Oh, I thought you were having me on.” Instead you say, “Of course, but add a smidge more water to soften them up.” You preheat the oven while he starts pouring the toenail batter into the muffin tins. 25 minutes later, the muffins are ready. You let them cool for ten minutes and then each of you takes a muffin. You don’t take a bite. You watch him to see if he takes a bite. He’s watching you, to see if you take a bite. The tension is peaking as you stare each other down, and then he shifts his gaze to the muffin. He contemplates it for five seconds and bites it. “Mmmmmmmm, so good!” He looks up at you expectantly. And that’s your moment of truth. Are you gonna commit to the bit? Are you a freakin freak? Or do you give up? You won’t know what you’re going to do until that warm muffin is in your hand and the muffin and the dude are clocking you. That’s your moment of truth.
Why do I get this feeling Crafton will one day yank out obsidian knives (as much as they look oddly alluring, obsidian edges sadly cant take abuse like a normal knife can but man do they cut beautifully if you edge the thing to a proper size) and say its a backup to his standard issue knife.
Perfect!! When Crafton separates, he’s going to own and operate a medieval survivalist booth at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire. That’s where he will meet his true love, a jesteress who makes her living cheating in high stakes poker games (afterhours in the jugglers’ and jesters’ tent). And yes, there really is afterhours high stakes poker at some Renn Faires.
We all knew that one NCO who you knew was (or really still is) the "problem child" at one point or another. Sometimes, it was the subtle jabs at how they don't fall out of runs anymore or maybe how you notice that their car only has the driver seat free of empty monster cans and tornado wrappers. My favorite was being dumbfounded at my SGT for never once touched any sort of hygiene stuff while in the field. His socks would stand by themselves, and his camo would only come off his face when he shaved only to just layer more back on top the dry crusted layer that was still there. Someone once as a joke left a piece of pie from the field kitchen under his tent and he didn't even notice that he was rolling on it or the fact it smelled to high hell until we endexed and we're packing u to leave. He was normal everywhere else except when it came to field hygiene.
Next time you see Crafton he’s gonna have camo paint on his face a boonie on and he’ll be passing jungle school 😂😂😂😂 he will finally get to try that feral chicken recipe
I've got some SHTF survival recipes that are right up Crafton's alley. Chipped possum on toast, slow roasted raccoon, and best one; rat kebabs. Sure hits the spot.
0:57 He's obviously trolling his squad, there's no way that Crafton hasn't watched and memorized every single episode of _Mythbusters,_ he knows full well that that doesn't work.
I am not worried about Crafton’s ability to survive in the wilderness, as much as I am concerned that he would attempt to eat berries and start hallucinating and endanger the platoon by having to Medivac him to a hospital.
Idk I feel like the Major is going to read a book, have all the self confidence, and make Rodrick test it. Sgt Crafton is going to save the day... Again.
As somebody who has and currently does make e-liquid or vape juice as you like to call it, you don't brew it. Brewing implies you're using heat, and you don't use heat when making e-liquid.
