I swear I've contributed at least 100 of these views. I listen to this damn album every week, sometimes twice in a row. It's fucking killer and I wish they'd re-release it.
+Chad Molitor That is not happening. The member Necro Nudist, which is the drummer of the band, has commited suicide. So unless he steps out of the grace, your wish, and mine for that matter, is not ever gonna come true.
Pra quem não tem paciência de ir procurando as musicas, e pra facilitar a vida de você ^^ 0:00 Speed Metal Sentence 5:23 Nymphomanic Nuns 10:40 Full Moon Fistbanger 15:06 Satanic Sect 20:21 Pestilential Penis 24:44 Samurai Satan 31:02 Taxi Terror 35:10 Cranium: Crushers of Christ
@@derekobs Just because you can't get past the comedic aspect of this band doesn't make you right, trolling around with your shitty comments. This is a great album.
Definitely. Just tried to relisten to some more recent thrash metal and then had to rinse out my ears and listen to this. Definitely as good or better than some classics. Drums are a bit extra triggered sounding though
@@bennievargas2673 FYI: there is no triggering on theese drums. Its old school with big 5 SEK coins on the bassdrumms. The drumms where recorded in a very good drumm room with just 5 mics.
1. Speed Metal Sentence Necro-Nudist walks the floor Decapitating the last whore Through a sea of beer and gore We make our way towards the door But now we are surrounded The cops await with guns It seems that there is nowhere we can run We're facing rabid dogs And choppers in the air Now we are chained and dragged by our hair Now we are thrown in jail You guessed it, there's no bail They lock us up in tons of heavy chains Now we are behind bars (There is no drinking bar) And we are living now on numbered days [Chorus:] Speed metal sentence! Sentence of death! Speed metal sentence! Sentenced for life! [2x] Now they give us each a ball and chain Attempts at escape are all in vain But we know that we will get away Put our faith in Satan, to him we pray Speed metal's gonna break the wall Speed metal will be their downfall Speed metal against your disco Replace Spice Girls with Michael Kiske! Now we await the demons And soon they will appear The sound of evil wings will fill the air By diabolic force We're gonna crush the wall And once again we will stand proud and tall We know we will return And you are gonna burn Somehow there will be fuckin' tables turned We draw the pentagram Prepare the final slam And with satanic strength the wall we ram! [Repeat Chorus] By diabolic force We're gonna crush the wall And once again we will stand proud and tall We know we will return And you are gonna burn Somehow there will be fuckin' tables turned! Sentence of death! Speed metal sentence! Sentenced for life! Speed metal sentence! Sentence, sentence, sentence [6x] Speed metal sentence! Sentence, sentence, sentence [6x] Speed metal sentence, speed metal sentence SPEED METAL SENTENCE! 2. Nymphomanic Nuns [Verse I:] Necro-Nudist is my name, I ride my metal bike Dressed in leather, studs and chains And long satanic spikes I suffer breakdown on the road I got to get some help Come upon a monastery and I ring the bell [Verse II:] They open up, I go inside and soon I realize This is a nunnery and now my dick will rise This dirty drummer's dick is what I think They will all need I line them up against the wall And fuck them till they bleed [Bridge:] Yes I will desecrate When I ejaculate The nuns are all insane I bring them lust and pain You fuckin' Christian whores Get down upon the floor They like to suck and lick My heavy Kaufmann stick [Verse III:] I take them on the altar underneath the holy cross One by one I penetrate, virginity is lost Satan watches from below, I leve the nuns defiled Crazy orgy, ecstacy, now heaven is defied [Repeat Bridge] [Chorus:] My dick is like a loaded gun It's time to fuck some nuns Fuck you with an inverted cross Now you know who's the boss This dirty drummer's Kaufmann stick Is what they all will need I line them up agains the wall And fuck them till they bleed [Bridge II:] I'm Necro-Nudist and I am the one My Kaufmann stick is like a loaded gun I'm Necro-Nudist, I am Satan's son I desecrate and penetrate the nuns [Repeat Bridge II] [Repeat Chorus] [Verse IV:] Now I leave the monastery, the nuns are satisfied They want me to come back again I promise that I will Another day I will return on my bike I ride I'm coming back to penetrate More Christian cunts to fill! 3. Full Moon Fistbanger Uh, this is Grave Raper! I'm back in the graveyard! Midnight has come again... Midnight strikes, I'm back again! Time to find another stiff Satan in my soul again In my head satanic riffs! That's right! I'm evil! My soul is dark like pitch! That's right! Hail Satan! I dig for another bitch! My former mistress broke up with me Scattered pieces of human debris Now I'm digging for another whore Rotten and filled with stinking gore! That's right! Satanic! I am the bass player! That's right! Diabolic! I am the Grave Raper! [Chorus:] Full moon fistbanger! Under the moon I work! Full moon fistbanger! In the graveyard shadows I lurk! Skeleton! Brings hard-on! I bang my fist to the moon! She's stiff! I'm stiff! Making love inside the tomb! Earth and stone surround us As I revel in your pus And now her stomach bursts I'm sorry, hope it didn't hurt! That's right! I'm evil! My soul is black like pitch! That's right! Hail Satan! This is just another bitch! The cross is upside down Hell has come to your town No one is ever safe Not even in the grave! That's right! Satanic! I am the bass player! That's right! Diabolic! I am the Grave Raper! [Repeat Chorus] Every night I fuck the dead While you sleep in your bed Nocturnal desecration Satanic stimulation! That's right! Satanic! I am the bass player! That's right! Diabolic! I am the Grave Raper! Full moon fistbanger! I bang my fist to the moon! Full moon fistbanger! Making love inside the tomb! 4. Satanic Sect [Verse I:] Cult of the damned Outside of town The old abandoned house A place you all avoid [Bridge I:] Inside those bloodstained walls Inside these torture halls Demons here, Satan is here In dark satanic rites Children are sacrificed They cry in fear, no one will hear [Verse II:] Now you're brought forth From the cellar You shake in mindless fear And then you see the spear We will impale Take you to hell Satan awaits you there Where fire fills the air [Bridge II:] Black candles burning bright Made out of human hide They smell like hell, now sound the knell The bell is the signal You're placed upon the altar In nomine Satana, in nomine Satana [Chorus I:] Satan, Lucifer Come to us tonight Unto the lord of darkness, we sacrifice Satan, Beelzebub Against the Nazarene Decapitation, by guillotine [Verse III:] The Mayor in town Is the high priest He controls the police Even they worship the beast No one must know Where they all go The ones who disappear Just never reappear [Repeat Bridge II] [Chorus II:] Satan, Lucifer Come to us tonight Unto the lord of darkness, we sacrifice Satan, Beelzebub Now come forth Now he is here, can you hear his roar? We conjure, the fire The flames are burning higher We summon, the demons In rage and hate they're screaming [Repeat Chorus I] We conjure, the fire The flames are burning higher We summon, the demons In rage and hate they're screaming REPEAT UNTIL SATAN APPEARS!!! 5. Pestilential Penis Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! Let's get ready for some young girls tonight! [Verse I:] A crazy rapist is loose on the town The virus is alive in his seed He's out for the young girls, he's taking them home He is obsessed and he spreads HIV [Bridge:] He rapes, infects, he carries HIV He drugs, and then, the girls will spread their legs He comes, inside, delivering his load You should, have listened, to what your mother Told ya! [Verse II:] In the bar he seems so nice But he's a devil in disguise Soon you end up in his bed Drank too much, dizzy in the head [Repeat Bridge] [Chorus:] Satanic semen, deadly dose His dick is like a garden hose Underneath his weight you lay Here he cums, satanic spray [Verse III:] In the night he's stalking you And suddenly he's grabbing you Nailed by flesh onto the ground Paralyzed you make no sound [Repeat Bridge] [Repeat Chorus] A.I.D.S.! Crazy rapist! A.I.D.S.! [Repeat Verse I] A.I.D.S.! Crazy rapist! A.I.D.S.! A.I.D.S., A.I.D.S., A.I.D.S. A! I! D! S! 6. Samurai Satan Come on Japan, scream for me out there now! Louder! Alright Tokyo, let's go for Samurai Satan! Alright, let me see you moshin out there! Oh! [Verse I:] Satanic samurais - we take the stage tonight Crazy crowd - kamikaze stagedive Nocturnal ninjas - prowl in the night Satanic sumos - ready to fight Heavy metal harikiri, impaled upon the guitar! Sake and Asahi, dying in the bar! Metal attack - no prisoners we take Lakes of lava - we bring earthquake! Come on Japan, scream for me I wanna hear you! [Chorus:] Samurai Satan! - We rule Japan! Heavy metal harikiri! - We thrash Japan! [Verse II:] Chainsaw Demon - Satanic shotgun! Grave Raper - Ninja nocturnal! Necro-Nudist - Sumo 666! The stage erupting - like mountain Fuji! We wield our axes like katanas Chopping heads in the front line Satanic sushi eaters, fucking geishas every night Show is over - time for Roppongi! Thrashing and drinking - beer and sake! Come on now Japan! Let me hear you there now!!! [Repeat Chorus] Right Japan! Scream for me out there now!! We're making a live recording tonight! Alright, let me see your hands out there! Let me see you thrashing and stagediving Out there now! Come on now, Chainsaw Demon! [Repeat Verse I] Come on now Japan! This is your last chance on this tour!! Come on now, help me out with this!!! [Repeat Chorus] Domo Japan!!!
7. Taxi Terror Come on now, let's go for taxi terror! Come on! [Verse I:] Taxi terror, we are terror on your streets And all the others will taste defeat We operate under a nice facade But we are evil and so are our cars! Now passengers disappear And the city starts to fear But you cannot hold us down As we terrorize your town! [Bridge:] We take you far away To kill and rape and slay It happens everyday! Into the countryside Somewhere in the night We play the game of homicide! [Chorus I:] Taxi terror - you're trapped under my wheels! Taxi terror - can you hear his screams? (Oooooooooooooooohhhhh!!) [Verse II:] Take a seat and I will close the door But it is locked, you scream "What for?" I step on it and drive like hell Out of town, in panic you now yell (Help!) And now we have arrived You will be sacrificed You will go to hell tonight We pray to Satan, when you have died [Repeat Bridge] [Chorus II:] Taxi terror - chained in the back seat! Taxi terror - You soon will be minced meat! (Uuuuuuaaaaahhh!) Taxi terror - we are masters of the streets Taxi terror - trapped under my wheels Taxi terror - you soon will be minced meat Taxi terror - this is how it feels! (AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!) Taxi terror! Taxi terror! Taxi terror! Taxi terror! [Repeat Verse I] [Repeat Bridge] [Repeat Chorus I] 8. Cranium: Crushers Of Christ [Verse I:] Up from hell we ride tonight The Christians shall die! Demons forged in evil fire Nowhere you can hide! [Bridge:] Evil satanic force Will permeate the night Metallic Satan hordes We will put out the light! [Chorus:] We crush, we slay This is the judgement day! In blood, and fire We pile the corpses higher! From hell, we strike Impale you all on spikes! Now Christ, and God Are trampled in the mud! [Verse II:] Up from hell we ride tonight The Christians must die! Demons fill the steaming air The world will not be spared! [Repeat Bridge] [Repeat Chorus] Attack on the left flank! Storm the church!!!! Yeah, kill the Christians!!!! [Finale:] We are Cranium - crushers of Christ! And we will torture you, when you have died! This is rebellion - we kill the earth! And now we celebrate - Satan's rebirth! REPEAT FINALE UNTIL SATAN'S VICTORY IS ENSURED!!!!
Tremenda banda. 2023 y aun sigo alucinando con esas motosierras. Hay una banda con un toque similar llamada Vampire. Nombren algunas bandas similares a cranium.
Really splendid voice work. It's supposed to be a parody on german thrash and the accent is very accurate. Those americans who can't even differentiate between Sweden and Switzerland here is astounding.
Very much in agreement with you, its meaningless lyrics, a very 80s rhythm, A band without a track record and there isn't even more, (for something) the only acceptable solos.
Greetzzz from India! Nice album..some would deny, but this album ought to be bought and shelved among your proud collection if your're a pure thrash lover (ol' school primarily)...Long live Thrash! Hey btw, what's so special about the vocals on the album? A typical thrash suited vocals but nothing extraordinaire to my ears....Infact the odd screamings may lower the album rating...e.g completely screwed up 'Satanic Sect' & 'Taxi Terror'...what a pity..these would have been great tracks!
+IronManiac Yeah, these vocals remind me a lot of an 80's Thrash Metal band called Wrath. Their vocals were exactly like this. Kinda funny sounding. But I like em too. \m/
Dude I bought sooooooooo many fuckin' albums in my teens and twenties many not even worth it as well as many timeless gems. The point is now that it's for free & everything else is expensive as all hell, I might as well get all my entertainment for free ! I mean do you know how much I gotta pay for rent alone ! FUCK YOU, Money bags ! We all ain't got it like that ! Go sell your bullshit trend the fuck back up your ass where it belongs
For you idiots saying "the vocalist" it's vocalists, all 3 do vocs. The band is not meant to be taken seriously, yet still one of the best bands ever. Lastly how the fuck do they sound like chipmunks? I don't understand unless by saying chipmunk you're referring to pure awesomeness then I agree.
Cranium was a fun side project from 3 ex members of 3 different death metal bands. Also, do you honestly think bands with song titles like fullmoon fistbanger, nymphomaniac nuns, and samurai satan would even take themselves seriously? While the riffs and vocals are great I wouldn't say anybody should take them serious. And if you do take them seriously then you should probably seek mental help.
i dont get how people think the vocals sound like a chipmunk or something. the closest thing i can compare the style to is Serj Tankian when he was with SOAD. alot of the vocals are sung to sound like a girl (im guessing o.o) or deeper or just a normal voice. both of them seem to love to slur their lyrics into a mess of distinguishable mush at parts. and i love both bands, but holy shit, its like two different songs when you actually see what the lyrics are.
holy shit thrash attack! these vocals are something special, pure energy samurai satan!!!!!!!!!!!!! like how can vocals make me laugh and headbang at the same time? he sounds like oney cartoons vageta..... r.i.p necro nudist
Would be cool to know the history behind of this band, I heard ones that those guys were like regular guys wearing wigs and stuff but were musicians with talent. There is no live show form them.
Idc what you guys say, this vocalist is perfect for Thrash Metal. Whats wrong with high register vocals in Thrash? So many vocalists do it more than not. For ex. Tom Araya, Bobby Blitz, Chuck Billy (back in the day), Phil Anselmo (Cowboys from Hell era), Joey Belladonna, Russ Anderson and so many more. He kinda reminds me of a mixture between Bobby Blitz and Randy Rampage (Annihilator)
fuckin greatness/ i was looking for this band some months ago cus i use to listen to them in HS. igave up but i just bwoke up to this video.. gotdamn life saver lol
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