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Tempted to agree, but to play Devil's Advocate (maybe Dracula's Advocate), he mentioned the castle being someplace where "they would never get hassled". Why would they say that if Simon had just crashed the party and killed one of them there?
(To those other people who read this, note that this is a personal-ish realization comment and a unrelated comment to the original video) It's weird how i've bumped into you (As dirty as that sounds, that isn't what that word is intended for in this scenario.) nearly three times now, ZONE TOONS. On the Game grumps animated video - ***ash man. On the "It's just a mask" FIXED Pirate Redux. And now here... Why is it that I seem to fol... Oh shit, am I starting to become _him_?! No no no... I can't be, my location isn't even *everywhere* though! Fuck this is bad... Gotta skip town!
DanTheManCalter Mega Marital problems, It's Dangerous to Go Alone, Ken vs Ryu were pretty good though. They benefited from the sex jokes most of the time, especially the Zelda and Street Fighter songs.
Pan Z I'm not saying they're not good. I'm just parroting what I've heard Danny and Arin say on the Game Grumps that they've made it a deliberate point to not use dick jokes on their second album.
@@Superdarkcloud666 Because they saw what he did to Dracula and his party so they invited him to smash so he'd not try to kill everyone just beat the shit out of each other.
I absolutely love Simon's voice... It's kinda creepy how relaxed it makes me feel, like, I want an hour long version of Simon singing. "To hell demon beasts from whence you came, you're in castlevania this isn't a game." Is probably my favourite part which Simon sings.
Me too It's so freaking epic I probably say it to myself once a day. Simon needs an entire song devoted to his badassery, with more stuff like this. Screw dracula, take your monster parties elsewhere.
It's hard to believe this is one of the earliest animations the Ultimate Recap animator has done, this and the Game of Thrones songs were what made me found him and I've been following him since then
@@taakofromt.v.362 They shafted him then. They did skip him with the spin-off by going over to the SoTN era and completely ignoring him. But it is what it is, if these guys are just not interested in Simon then more power to them I guess. I just pointed out that it wasn't right to give the most iconic Belmont the shaft like that.
@@KalvinEllis There will surely be mention of Simon in Nocturne. The most likely reason they chose Richter instead of Simon was probably because Simon's story was kinda just "Superhuman dude gets angry at dracula, wrecks his shit alone twice."
I will never get over the fact that while the rest of the song is full of *actual* sound effects, the sound of the twister spinner is clearly just one of them going "chhhrrrrrrr" with their mouth.
It was a dark and spooky Halloween night When I, Dracula, thought that I would invite All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash To a big dance party; a Monster Mash! Wolfman, Frankenstein and Mummy were there While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat To fly out of his coffin and wait, what was that? Tis I! Never fear, Simon Belmont is here To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear I will end your cruel necromancing Actually, we were just dancing (UGH) To Hell, demon beasts, from whence you came You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game Now run away, free this land of its chains As God as my witness, I shall see you all slain! Later that night, we went back to my castle Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled We had fun playing Twister on my queen sized bed The party was smaller cause Wolfman was dead At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say "I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play" It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass Boy you should have seen the silly, funny look on his Oh God, no! Tis I! Never fear, Simon Belmont is here Shit! The power of Christ is enfused in my spear I'll put an end to your horrible reign! But we're just playing Twister! I rip out your brain! I will restore all the glory of light With my whip and my crystals I'll take back the night! You knocked over the chips! Sound the death knell Medusa, you she-bitch, I will see you in Hell! For the love of God, Simon, what the fuck is your deal? You don't invite me to your parties, do you know how that feels? Are you frigging serious, you killed all my guests! Just cause you felt left out? No... yes Well, monsters like me can still be your friend Just stop bringing our lives to a godawful end Now, since we are the only ones left alive Let's play two-man Twister, come on, give it a try! Alright! Right foot; green! Ah! Sorry, sorry, force of habit Well, he is dead Looks like I've won at Twister! Welcome :D
For YEARS i saw this animation and thought it was an actual animation from starbomb The fact that not only is not from starbomb, but from an animator i have been supporting for quite a while blows my mind
It was a dark and spooky Halloween night When I, Dracula thought that I would invite All of my freaky friends, who were there in a flash To a big dance party, a Monster Mash Wolfman, Frankenstein, and Mummy were there While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair It was a groovy good time for a Vampire Bat To fly out of his coffin and wait, what was that? Tis I Never fear, Simon Belmont is here To destroy evil monsters, and all you hold dear I will end your cruel necromancing Actually, we were just dancing To hell demon beast, from whence you came You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game Now run away, free this land of its chains As God as my witness, I shall see you all slain Later that night, we went back to my castle Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled We had fun playing Twister on my queen-sized bed The party was smaller 'cause Wolfman was dead At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say "I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play?" It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass Boy, you should have seen the silly funny look on his, oh god, no Tis I Never fear, Simon Belmont is here (Shit) The power of Christ is infused in my spear I'll put an end to your horrible reign! But we're just playing Twister I rip out your brain I will restore the glory of light With my whip and the crystals, I'll take back the night You knocked over the chips Sound the death knell Medusa you she-bitch, I will see you in hell For the love of god, Simon, what the fuck is your deal? You don't invite me to your parties Do you know how that feels? Are you friggin' serious? You killed all my guests, just 'cause you felt left out? No, yes Well, monsters like me can still be your friend Just stop bringing our lives to a god-awful end Now, since we are the only ones left alive Let's play two-man Twister Come on, give it a try, alright Right foot green Sorry, sorry, force of habit Well, he is dead Looks like I have won at Twister
Fcukin hell, that Simon's voice is just fantastic! I'm watching this vid for 100k time and never get bored. I wish that guy try to sing solo or in metal band.
It's a shame Starbomb never did a video for this one. Instead of animating it, they could've done an awesome live-action video. I'm already imaging Arin in the Dracula costume and Danny strutting in gloriously in Simon's Armour with whip in hand.
This video is 10 years old! I was still in my first year of HS when this came out! Man, where does the time go....The video is still amazing after all these years! It's amazing how much cas has improved over the years and grown his channel!
I can just imagine Alucard being woken up by all the noise, come upstairs and see the madness, and then go the fuck back sleep after quickly stabbing his dad in the heart.
This song is at least ten millions times better than all the songs in the album. Wanna know why? Firstly, It sounds awesome. Secondly, THERE ARE NO ABSURD SEX JOKES EVERY FUCKING WHERE.
It was this, The Simple Story of Final Fantasy VII, and The Book of Nook which relied on more than sex jokes to propel the humor. All 3 of those songs made funny observations about the games they parodied, like Simon Belmont is a monster killing psychopath, Tom Nook is a slave driver and scam artist, and FFVII's story is so much more complicated than old school games that it's hilarious.
Meanwhile, the rest of the album is a bunch of sex-crazed nonsense. Don't even get me started on Kirby in "Reamland" and "Mega Marital Problems". Those songs are complete train wrecks, and the rest of the album (other than the three mentioned by Lupostehgreat) is NOT worth buying the whole thing.
Captain Meeper, I have a conflicted opinion on the whole album. Overall, most of the tracks are incredibly catchy, and the 3 songs already mentioned, plus I Choose You to Die and Regretroid show that they do have potential as novelty song writers. They just need to practice writing. Luigi's Ballad and It's Dangerous Out There are only funny because of the awesome team doing the animation. The songs, themselves, are silly and catchy but not all that funny. Fuck that Kirby song, I hate it so much. And Mega Marital Problems had so much potential but they missed the funniest joke. The song should have been about Wiley trying to become a legit Doctor, not about Mega Man and his wife trying to spice up their love life. Oh, and the price on the next album needs to be lower, these songs are 2 minutes each, and for a digital only album 9.99 is way too expensive.
