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And destroys his property

It's too bad that Dracula doesn't have hard boss fights anymore not since Order of Ecclisia final boss sure any metroidvania boss fight can be hard but it can also be way too easy if you're over leveled. The standard Castlevania games before metroidvania were at least somewhat difficult except for Simon's Quest, or Castlevania Chronicles as well as the N64 games

OBJECTION! Simon was coming to get his lawnmower as dracula has had the family lawnmower for years now! Simon tried being civil but dracula had none of it! Therefore Simon applied force!

Mew2King's Marth Reference! I get it!

@Grizz Bandicoot well first off we wouldn't be using slurs like a "monster" biggot.

I can't say the same about me. I *DIED* of laughter!

300th like Where’s my cookie (Gets hit by a cookie) OOF

@@yaboichase147 *where's

His laughs and facial expressions really gets me lol

Too bad neither death or Dracula are alive

Oh hey berd. Fancy seeing you in this part of RU-vid

1:46

DudeWhoYouKnow jokes on you the warrenty dosnt cover cringey trends

Hi berd I like your content

OMG Berd, I love ur Berdnite vid, just like I love this video

I dont get it

@@KS-xf2jf Gabriel isn’t in the timeline. The jokes about Christopher’s dumbass son that he possessed the last time he revived Chronologically.

@@KS-xf2jf I'm pretty sure Lords of Shadow is its own timeline, considering its reinterpretations of events and alternate takes on Trevor and Simon.

@@CrookiNari yup, lords of the shadows its an alt timeline. I wish julius belmont had his own game to see how he killed completely dracula.

@@CrookiNari At least there is a Julius mode in Dawn of sorrow. (maybe Aria as well? Dunno)

I'd say its close to canon. In the games Death is shown to genuinely like Dracula as a person, even teaming up with vampire hunters against those trying to take Draculas place and in one game literally BEGGING for an injured Dracula to kill and steal his soul to heal himself. Dracula on his part is also shown to be a relatively polite and respectful boss (by villain standards) and with death being his most loyal and competent servant I would assume he gets a lot of respect.

1k like baby

@@Usuariopromedio656 yay!

@@HanyaPanya444 interesting to know unfortunately I never played Castlevania

Are you ok?

@@davemarx7856 no I'm dead. what an insensitive reply

@@davemarx7856 how could you!?

The world is not fair. You were so young and now... yer ded.

Yeah, that joke was to die for.

Ugh,Another Belmont. I hate these guys.

So wholesome

Death: why do vampires chew gum Because they have BAT BREATH Dracula: hehe

I kno

why are these bad jokes so laughably good ?

Oh yeah

@@TerminalMontage doesn't even try to, or NEED to, hide it. Like a true boss.

Yeah but technically Trevor training wasn’t completed unlike simon’s Trevor’s ended at the age of 12 simon probably had way more time and an actual family to teach him everything he needed to know

Simon was the first Belmont to be so good at monster-slaying, he decided to use a whip to give them a sporting chance.

@@TerminalMontage ye

Jokes aside you do know this is for the game right

Honestly though that’s what I was thinking, even though this Belmont is generations after the Castlevania the show’s biased off of (I think, haven’t played the games only seen the show).

​@@natnerdz Yeah the Show is based on Castlevania 3, the prequel to Castlevania 1.

@@AndrevusWhitetail Gotcha, thanks! 👍🏻

@@natnerdz Yes, the show is (very very very very loosely based) off of Dracula’s Curse (which takes place in 1476) and Curse of Darkness (which takes place in 1479). Simon comes 100 years after Christopher Belmont (whose games took place in 1576, and 1591), which Simon’s games took place in 1691 (the first game) and 1698 (Simon’s Quest). I say loosely based, as the personalities for the characters, their stories (such as Hector and Isaac), and certain events are much different from actual lore.

What about Luigi?

But Kirby is Protestant and Simon is Catholic

they can still be good friends

@@Anaea luigi is a different corner of christianity than the other two he acts as more of an exorcist while kirbo is a priest/door to door preacher w/ a little demon banishing on the side while simon is a paladin cause he kills demons directly instead of channeling god/jesus to banish them

Simon is Eastern Orthodox, Luigi is Roman Catholic, but not sure what Kirbo is...

Mwuahahaha

Im DYING form laughter

Wow! These jokes are to DIE for!

I laughed so hard I'm _coffin..._

@@draccoonxcii1288 Who says these jokes are BAT? Their so MUMMY!

He's paused his game to kill dracula

That Belmont strut

Makes me happy

How?

@@lookatmynose9788 He tricked his best friend, Leon Belmont, into destroying the previous Lord of the Castle, allowing Dracula to steal the stone that would give him control over it and making himself into the most powerful vampire to ever live.

@@OtakuUnitedStudio I know, but that doesn't make him related in a way to Satan, though.

That, or Vlad Tepes minus the whole staking people on sticks part

madcreeper Every one hundred years, but Dracula’s laying dormant in the meantime so it feels like every other day for him.

Regular occurrence. *There is nothing "normal" about this.*

Every 100 years the belmonts have a destiny to destroy dracula their sworn enemy to their family.

@Aubrey Johnson no. Each belmont born, is trained to fight vampires. not just dracula.

Sometimes I feel bad for Dracula

Comment section gold

MVP

Also, really Drac? WHO STORES TURKEY IN A WALL?!

Bruhp

And yet, the fucker keeps reviving

Gottem.

Wow, I’ve watched this a handful of times and haven’t noticed ‘til now! So many little details, man…

Oh hey

The Answer To Everything: The Whip (Technically Called The Vampire Killer) & Holy Water (Infinte Holy Water!!)

James Cash add those together and u get the holy whip

LuigiPlays 90, Precious POWER!!!! GameChamp3000 Would Say That Is Greasy Sweet!!!

@@luigiplays9044 I Approve Of This Weapon. 👍👍👍 (Dracula Is Screwed!!)

Juan Manuel Costas damn that relatable

@Nicolbolas2 Exactly! 😏😂

If it helps, most of the Belmont's attacks are extremely slow to come out, and their faster attacks usually don't get them *too* much. Get right on top of them, and try to stick to them with lighter attacks if you can. Also, they're generally really weak from below :)

@@ERRandDEL It's more the projectile abuse people hate. There's a difference between spam and pressure, but that line is blurred with the Belmonts.

@@StarlightMagician One thing to keep in mind is that projectiles aren't what are killing a player, it's their response to it. Whether it's a cross, a stun edge, or a hadouken, projectiles are all about forcing a response out of the opponent to hit them with something more rewarding than the projectile itself. Generally, a projectile is going to have more reward the longer its on the board at the price of having a *lot* of startup frames attached to it. If you know a projectile is coming up, and you recognize the opponent may be too close to be throwing them out safely, the typical answer is to simply jump over it and punish. There have been very, very few cases in fighting games where projectile abuse was legitimately oppressive, and with the Belmont's slow startup, powershielding, and the fact that the projectiles themselves interact *very* poorly with others (holy water becomes yours for just shielding it), there are ways to make it *very* risky for a Belmont to rely on them.

Who the hell is Soleiyu?

(Knew someone would ask) Christopher's son

@@PIE50100 Christopher Belmont's son. He only appeared in *Belmont's Revenge* on Game Boy. He is canon though. 🤗

A Commenter I thought it was just a play on the woman’s perfume chanelle #5... The comedy is now ironic... and it is beautiful

Was it Simon, or Richter.....

ok.

It's not a cannon It's a whip

Is the Netflix series cannon?

@@WulfSkoll Your Joking Right?

I mean most enemies explode into fire normally.

Nah, there aren't any skeletons yelling "ey" "ah" "ey", the Netflix series is already inferior and therefore not canon

Its Best this way. Netflixvania's version of Simon would portray him as a drunk bastard who is not able to defeat Dracula and making the idiot with wimpy punches just for the sake of cheap humor. And Alucard appearing to save the day with family drama even if he doesnt appear in Simon's game.

@@xmoonstarx i still feel that so hard. I feel like Trevor taking out death was their "sorry we made him a jobber in the dracula fight"

If you played the game you'd know that this is exactly how it happens so you don't need to lol

@TruSandwich they decided to ignore the games lore since the beginning with the previous seasons because the writer admited he didnt care about the games. And they chose Richter's era because alucard has more chances to appear again as in Sotn, he became even more overrated by the edgy teenagers thanks to his himbo bisexual portrayal. They dont care about Castlevania but playing safe for profit and please ppl that only want to see animated violence, sex and "hot vampires".

Except by a skeleton a simple skeleton

*_N I C E !_*

The Death Died and Dracula Too. Simon: MISSION COMPLEEEEEEEEEETE

Felipe Fernández Berríos two skeletons survived

And a lot of birds.

I prefer mine stirred

Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit

If you tried to kill the monster and hear hallujah means it done

Good thing! 🙂

You can also put it in a pot, turn the stove to max, and start boiling it a lot Congratulations you have made holy water Cause you boiled the hell out of it

Bruh, this is, like, my 6th time watching this vid and I just noticed that- 🙃🤙

I just noticed that wtf

I didn’t even notice that 💀

More like salt shaker

Its actually more strategic than just throwing shit everywhere.

I take offense to that.

I actually use the whip

@@Mikemic2218 which is the reason its a joke

oh how i love these animations They make me feel *bonevalent*

Do a boundary break with SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ULTIMATE when it comes out please

MORE CARTONS P L S

MAN THESE CAMEOs MaN ThEsE CaMiOs

BooM Pow deathanitley

And why are cemeteries so popular? Because people are just DYING to get in.

Explains all the screaming skeletons. He just keeps tickling their funny bones!

Dracula's Castle is an awesome celebration. Or in other words, a KILLER party

Death: Hahaha!

I like puns there very PUNNY hehehe what are going to do PUNch me in the face and leave a MARC on it

Holy crap

@insane cultist Tell that to IGN

Holy shit that meme is old school

@insane cultist There is always to many Holy Water

@insane cultist what you said, but with "BLASPHEMY!!!" at the beginning.

Bless Trey Parker's heart

@@viggiomorgenstein5913 It is from South Park - That much I can tell. But where is it exactly from?

@@krellewill s9, ep8. "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"

@@viggiomorgenstein5913 Thank you ! I spend way to much time trying to figure it out ^^

One of only 3 beings powerful enough to wield the power of God.

What of Exorcist Luigi?

Poyo

The other is Luigi

Aren't the Belmonts catholic?

Omg, YES PLS.🙏🙏🙏

Fat Brooklyn Raccoon HA

Mech Maze OML, I WASN’T EXPECTING TO SEE YA HERE-🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant

*SKIRRTING NOISES INTENSIFIES*

dreams do come true thanks based TerminalMontage

Pretty sure it's the fire sprite from Duke Nukem 3D👌

@@aninymouse1651 yes but its classic ytp fire explosioj gif

He'd be disappointed. The soul quota is ♾.

perfect description

What a savage

OMG IM DEAD HAHAHAHAH THATS HILARIOUS

Castlevania Skeletor nice

It's a great explosion sound tho

Same gif/texture too. It’s a classic

How did you catch that?!

This video has been out since 2018, how did i not see him

*OH MY GOD*

Holy crap

Great dab for this moment

Shut up and take my like

Leon, Trevor, Christoper, Soleiyu, Simon... Holy shit you're right

*that's the joke.gif*

Leon never fought Dracula. His game ended with Death as the final boss.

@@pat9703 you got Christopher and Soleiyu in reverse but yeah, in that order, Simon is the 5th ^^

@@UltimateEnderman45 Yeah... Now I feel stupid.

Always my go to that and shuriken star

=)

These games where hell hard, all three NES ones took me months to beat, I laugh at people nowadays complaining about souls games

Don't forget 1:49 , they played us with Frankenstein's fingers.

@@Dan-vg9bc and it does it both times the little red guy tries to start frank up like a car

The hilarious part for me was him trying to start Frankenstein car style

Because Simon represents a bon between Nintendo and Konami, He literally along with Metorid started it's own genre of games. And is still super iconic and more recognizable then Geno

Delta kai09 Geno represents a bond between Nintendo and Square Enix and I don’t see a splash screen for Simon Belmont

Soleil ? In what game ?

@@YTPs2Glin Belmont's Revenge.

it's the juste?

@@Picoso69 Juste is Simon's grandson.

@@JDQuote Sorry i,am not renember

What? Your house isn't made with C4 enforced Drywall? Where do you even live?

Everything is unforced with C4 bombs if you just hit it hard enough my friend, E V E R Y T H I N G

Do you not reinforce everything with explosives? It’s a great choice for building houses.

**vampiric laughter**

Ahhhh how to become a comedian In a few easy steps

I feel drained after listen to this joke 😏

No more talk. Have at you!

Just 5 minutes of Death telling Dracula vampire jokes.

Ichirin Kumoi ?

MemeWarriorGaming pause at the time stamp and look at the top left.

*megalovina starts playing*

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZcoqR9Bwx1Y.html

@Hunter Gluck If there's anything I learned when I see an easter egg in a video, there's always bound to be more :P

ah I see, you're no-head of culture as well

This is for the game dummy

S4’s ending was awesome. Trevor soloing death.

@@poolturtle5772 word

Like trash?

Isnt that danny from glame glumps?

*Simon and Ritcher mains

Spams down B

I found this video after watching a catlevania anime after watching how he'd play in smash, and before I got to the video, I got a caatlevania ad, so why the fuck is the universe so castlevania crazy on me

Chief Nub Nub lol

Wow that was the most violent video tutorial ever and it *WAS fUcKiNg AwSoMe*

Oh, that's what he was doing.... Yeah, that'd make sense. I thought he couldn't find his holy water for a moment there! XD

I also liked how he knocks before entering the castle at 0:30 lol

That makes sense. Never thought of that.

flummox3d turn on captions at 1:03

1:03 M U S I C

Same

Wow

Same

Me too

Lucky

Except there's thought and weight in these explosions

@@Sonichero151 shots fired

Michael Bay wishes he was directing these

Delta FoxtrotMaster07 you kidding me? These vids are better than Michael bay’s movies.

Liam Gosh dang lewis Except for TMNT, there more on par than anything else.

Me falling down the stairs before I became 2

The fucking mummy rolling while being unwound is what got me to hurt my sides laughing

Hey, Johnny, play that one about falling down the stairs!

Them being homies is canon in the games

I honestly thought the skeleton was Sans before the 2nd time I watched this

3.5) Also, tiny details in the background.

5) put in voice actors 6) add epilogue 7) laugh at it 8) laugh at it even more 9) laugh until you can't breathe 10) call 911 11) moar profit

FlamingPit 123 don't you mean his... RATHALOS

@@playmoshi124 Eaayyyyyyy 😏👌

No one, except *SaNS UNdErTaLe*

@@playmoshi124 I was gonna reply that

I was just gonna ask what was up with him hitting his chest when facing Medusa 😂 I’m sure it’s occurred to me sometime in the past, but the fact that Medusa only *sometimes* has the power to turn you to stone (and it’s always as a beam or something) cracks me up

@@darthventor1312 SOMETIMES as a beam. I've seen a few interpretations where her seeing you is enough, and others where direct eye contact causes it instantly.

Why isn't this hearted?

@@syweb2 In Castlevania games or in general? Maybe it's been too long since I've played some of the older ones

@@darthventor1312 In general. I don't know much about castlevania except for the "Die Monster!" conversation.

Drac do be vibin doe

I mean, he DID subjugate Wallachia.

And a lot of explosion sound effect

And screaming. And did we mention that Mario is 4 parallel universes ahead of you?

And a christen kirbo

The Micheal bay animation style

Someone needs to do an explosion compilation of this series, because everything is literally FUCKING exploding on impact or for comedian jokes

im offended by this comment

Colin Lange Now this guy gets it

Colin Lange bro Simon players do exist like I

Ans at 3:00 too

true

Yes.

Amen

how to kill vampires quick! guide on how to kill vampires and get them out of your life for good fast! 1. make ssure to always bring your lucky whip! its a standard for killing all kinds of demonic creatures from the very pits of hell! 2. throwing axes! always bring throwing axes! you may never know when there will be a high up demon out of your reach! 3. dont forget the holy water! if you cant make any yourself, store bought is fine