Crazy Keychain Laser Pointer Upgrades. 5mW to 3000mW+ 

Ultimate Madlad

The next Bob Lazar in the making. He must have gotten offers from shady ass labs by now.

Do a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Never hunger never prosper.

Just wait until he has a laser powerful enough to take down fighter jets.

Don't forget about them angry chemicals My favourite 😂

Yeah lol

Also famous last words

@@myrealusername9998 😳

How to sum up Forrest Gump

Especially lighting the Corona virus on fire at 21:53 xD

You know any others? I want to see who the maddest scientist on RU-vid is. I don't know if Michael Reeve is calm enough but he's certainly a mad one

​@@ricseeds4835 explosions&fire/extractions&ire does really cool chemistry with comedy, pyrotechnical, reactivechem, and dbx labs are great too.

@@ricseeds4835 nilered is a good bet

@@k1llallhumanz208 he has such calm and wholesome vibe but his videos are pretty damn crazy

​@@ricseeds4835 Explosions and fire/Extractions and ire is a pretty good one, although replace "calm and collected" with "australian"

FR THIS MAN KNOWS TOO MUCH

Yuo

Taking milli out of milliwatts and adding mega to it since 2014

Thats actually genius. You just earned a sub.

underrated comment

@Wolf. exe I’ll sub to u for asking;)

*people in planes*

He's probably made his own electricity generator or something

His current bills are nothing compared to what they would be if he went Photonicinduction V2.

I miss him

@@holliday72889 Same here.

Im guessing the laser diodes would very quickly fry as they pull massive amounts of current

he also happens to be one Khyber krystal away from a planetkiller

🤣

He disintegrated paper

@@myarmsrgone nitrocellulose

Perry the platypus is there to save the day!;

He’s unintentionally done it before :)

Damn, I forgot about that, he needs to make one that constantly creates plasma! More power!

You people are feeding an already dangerous man more dangerous ideas. I love it

@@sasdagreat8052 never discourage ingenuity😉😂.

I'd also like to see him suspending particles like he did with the tip of his marker.

Yep, we also watched the video too.

@@johncoops6897 I literally said that the timestamps are for myself. You literally had no reason at all to make a rude reply.

@@bitonic589 - and you literally wasted your own time typing all that out. Ever head of "bookmarks" in your web browser?

@@johncoops6897 Really? Bro it takes like 10 god damn seconds to type out, do people just have 2 second patience?

@@bitonic589 - LOL good for you, precious.

To be fair, he isn't manufacturing most of his own parts.

@@DarkDrai And the military may want less skeachy stuff lol

@@bunnyhop832 You'd be surprised...

@@emperorhadrian6011 military wants to know your location

@@juanyu10 lol, they do.

Yes

Solving it is easy, getting the numbers to solve it is the hard part

I can solve the top part because its a basic algebraic equation but I have no clue what the 2nd part is.

It's just electromagnetic physics

@@Minurz optics the first part and the second is thermodynamics the third just energy stuff

Well yes, but actually yes :)

Yes its homemade

Styro: impressive right?

O:

no no, he's got a point.

Or in jail

false, michael reeves, nile red, but mostly Michael reeves

@@michaeljames9548 "one of the few"

lastpass has to be his sponsor next

His videos take a lot of effort

@@uwunora r/woosh

From my understanding Laser Diodes are powered by LEDs and LEDs will pull as much power as they can from their power source until they burn out. For most LED circuits you use a resistor which limits the amount of power (current) that the LED can draw so it doesn't just burn itself out. In the case of both the original laser and the final one he used the resistance of the components themselves rather than a dedicated resistor to limit the current. Of course since the components aren't designed to act as resistors the exact resistance value will likely vary quite a bit more than a dedicated resistor which makes it somewhat risky (in terms of whether or not the laser will burn itself out). This also means that the exact output power of each laser pointer will change from one device to another as well as every time you change the batteries though at such low levels (for regular laser pointers) the variance shouldn't be noticeable.

@@grn1 ..........

@@grn1 thanks for that explanation!

@@grn1 wow thanks

@Truman Steinback Parrotte didn't someone else already say that somewhere else?

BAHAHAHAHA

pepper spray but powerful

No, no, He'll probably use a laser cannon and fry them, proceeding to feed them to his cats, which get fried human-flesh meals relatively often due to the amount of thieves he’s burned into (mostly) ash.

@@OrangeCrabby when your joke is so long it doesn't actually look like a joke

@@saturniunyttech679 I’ve gotten pretty good at making shit like this. Imagine if it wasn’t a joke.

Styro *pyro* for a reason

I actually really enjoy that he tells us this every time! Reminds me that i really shouldn't mess with lasers!

Asdf should include this in a new comp. lol

SO TRUE BRO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Underrated

This comment is too long for it not to be funny

@@mikecove1 yes

😅😅i got it man

Yes

@Flammable Flame 505 he looks Canadian

@@leechylivey4881 he acts canadian

He is american

@@biggangsta1421 he looks, sounds and acts european to me

I can confirm he is American I live 15 minutes away from him.

Who said you have to sling gats in sketchy places. Just have one of these invisible bastards and your mugger won't even know what hit him. Almost nobody gets hurt 😃

Oh man, i've been getting those vacuum tube ads as well. Nothing like adult toys to say, "vacuum tube"!

I don't know why but I kind of had the feeling that he was

I’m angery now

@@mlouis0353 why’d you repeat your comment lmao 😂

oh yeah? if you are a real FBI agent, then whats Obama's last name?

@@von... his full name is Obama Care you fool

are you actually Obama ?,????

@@tylerdurden629 yes he is

@@tylerdurden629 yes

How do you get *italic text*

@@awhopper3241 Instead of surrounding your text in * for bold, use _ "_example_" _Example Without Quotes_ *_You can also bold italic too!_*

@@awhopper3241 There is also strikethrough which uses - instead -Example- "-Example With Quotes-" You can use all three at once and can combine them. Hope thats helpful! *_-EXAMPLE-_*

@@kapsaysin thanks *thanks* -thanks- _thanks_ *_-thanks-_*

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yes

Me sitting in math class: when would I ever use this. Styropyro:

*Dr. Scott:* Good heavens that's a 5G signal booster *Riff Raff:* Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure Cellar signal

I always feel like he says stuff like that in jest.

The government is corrupt and banning the most mundane things in the name of banning freedom, it will be just an idea that is imprinted into the brainwashed minds of schoolchildren

You could just disassemble it and call it a general laser kit.

@@GM_Neo Nah fam, instant-blindness beams are pretty fucking dangerous. Even this channel goes over how people would need a LOT of training to be safe with them (and most importantly to not harm others accidentally)

So clean that I actually used his code and got myself a vpn (finally). It's the first time ever an ad in a video got me to buy something.

Must be learning something with linus

@@almaefogo he does things with Linus? Or was that just a strange way to phrase it

@@squabbbb just a strange way to phrase it since English is not my 1 language and I kinda suck at it, since linus changes so smoothly to the sponsor spot I meant to say he learned about it from linus videos

Haha

Voyager 1 reporting light anomalies... coming from, wait watt?

Close the doors

@@svampebob007 "Yeah, uhhh... something fried the cam on the mars rover..."

Haha comment killed me 😂😂😂😂

If he’s going fast and at objects more than a meter away it shouldn’t be able to generate enough heat in one spot

His ceiling is a shipping container, should be fine!

It ok his ceiling a mirror

If he has a wood roof it is probaply fine remember how hard wood is to light

dont give him any idears lmao

Chris Hanley I would be genuinely impressed if anyone was able to do that

RU-vidr awarded billion $ military contract to supply Atomic Laser Cannons to Venusian Space Army. Emperor of Neptunev"Unhappy about it" sources claim.

Wouldnt that be pretty difficult due to the fact the moon is predominantly white/grey which would reflect a big chunk of the light

@@banann_ducc yes, that’s what I was thinking

Hhhhh yeah I was like damn that was sleek

Smooth indeed but in my opinion beat by ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KBekVxvIe4s.html

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@@slick-rick Oh my lord😂😂😂

I think adam raguseas are smoother

Bruh. Thats too much

😂😂

you can do something similar with enthusiast level flashlights

Hahahahaha!

@@andymiller6474 there's torch enthusiasts!?

Lol

Do do do doo

If you do not have laser goggles, youre speedrunning blindness

@@na9565 if you don't have the right ones, you're speedrunning blindness.

@@kiwi_2_official Very true, so thats why my goggles are made of folded paper holdthingys with some cardboard things

😂

What is your favorite "vacuum tube"

@@iwinrar5207 your mom

@@iwinrar5207 Your dead

Thought you were talking bout the hyperloop scam

he did build his first laser when he was like 12 or something...

And he refers to someone who is 16 years old as "a child"

he has no age

If you're curious he was born in 1992 source is his website from his about page on his channel

@The Emperor Yea, but he looks l,ike 16 too.

fine wares for felonious scientists

his cheek bones scare me

@@xtdycxtfuv9353 his eyes are basically the eyes of one of those furby doll things that blink I forgot their name.

@@deviousnefariousvillainous2370 furby lmao

@@user-yc1kh7qn7q o

@@deviousnefariousvillainous2370 They’re pretty attractive ngl

Styropyro: "That made it personal to me", *Went on to burn kid's house from 8000 miles distance*

This man's whole career? He/She is still a kid though

@@francismoriba9963 Destroyed his career before it even began!

or the start of a wonderful rivalry

@@francismoriba9963 Nah not his whole career, only a portion of it. But it was the career of all of him. This sounds confusing even to me, but that's what he wrote.

Lmao

Lamo

Lmao

Lmao

Lambo

Imagine accidentally pressing the button in you pocket tho...

Just don't forget your laser goggles! You could easily go blind even after looking at a reflection from this laser

and a nuclear electric powered car would last 10 years, but there is a reason we don't give dangerous things to the general public.

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Lol

Its not dangerous for your hands cuz they dont absorb the light

@@michaelhenar unless u black

@@alocalpotato no no he has a point, black colour absorb all light

@@alocalpotato tell us: why the hell is that racism??

Well, he can't blind his ceiling

Ikr

He's moving it back and fourth across the ceiling in order to not set fire to the ceiling.

@@redmadness265 unless it’s alive

My thoughts exactly lol. I was waiting for him to say. Crap my ceiling is on fire end of video lol 😂😂😂😂

I mean he took out the ram first so he probably saved that. Also the cpu and motherboard looked fine so tbh nothing lost except an ugly case

What was wrong with the pc lol its from like 2011. So ya its probably dusty, I assume it was an old system he had lying around. I have had like 3 or 4 pcs that are just laying around before. As I'm sure you know its easy to start stacking parts when you build a main pc and keep upgrading it.

To be honest he probably can probably build one from scratch it’s just he doesn’t even know that thumb screws were on the rear which was painful to watch

​@@potatodaddy4935 Dude come on I thought everybody will get the joke Its his humor. he literally destroys everything.

Let me introduce you to PlainRock124.

@@themblue8236 69 likes

@@jackbaldyga7952 I'm 70 likes lol

Very true

No because he would have it all under control

Ya'll know he's up to something if the news tell you that some has raided warehouses full with those old watches that shine in the dark (cesium or radium?). I would be surprised if he can use his lasers to magically convert lower order radioactive material to uranium...

He seems like the kind of person to create a laser grenade that burns everything in a half-mile radius

@@GM_Neo stop giving him ideas

@@francescoterracina1882 why, admit it we would all love to see that

That kid was like: Hehe I have the world record for the highest output power to weight! Styropyro: Tries to beat it The kid: Panik Styropyro: Can’t make it cuz batteries That kid: Calm Styropyro: guess I have to concede defeat That kid: Happiness 1000 Styropyro: Just kidding, time to build an abomination That kid: Extreme panik

No, your thinking too small, he will make a lightning gun that is like a taser but it shoots lightning into the sky instead of taking the lightning

a lightning rod ?

Please make this an episode. We are all waiting. The electrolaser episode. Maybe a powerful handheld laser carbine with a tesla coil in the front... you see where this is going?

He will make a 1 GW laser diode and power it with bolts of lightning

Dont give him ideas like that

good reference i approve

good reference i approve

good reference i approve

break

What is this a refrence to?

In this case it should be "Hold my BEAM"

hold my laser

I messed with my laser pointer (accidentally, kinda) and it doesn’t work any more

Well he's not really a 15yr old

@@vrawl5461 he's talking about the kid from greece who nearly broke the record

And he own keysight oscilloscope. Even for me working in a electronic lab that kind of brand is a luxury.

@@saikhamhein maybe he won it from an electroboom giveaway jeje

Would those google take a direct hit from the laser. I don’t think so. Should test it.