Crazy Soviet Union Tanks Size Comparison 3D 

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@@normal-potato05 its only 3 but t-35.....

@@hasbyalghanie7203 yah, actually I was thinking of the m2 medium. But the medium has a lot of machine guns but not turrets… so I had brain fart

"So how big do you want this ratte Hitler?" Funny Mustache man: THE SIZE OF A FUCKING SUPER HEAVY BATTLESHIP

Kv 1 with 152mm good

I saw this comment on similar video

Wing wong

It's a KV-6

I'm astonished they built not one, but *three* of those behemoths.

@@josephsheranda. that very long tank is a fictional one. was never built, or even planned. the sources I've read have said it was just a model tank someone built a few years ago, and a rumor spread that it was real.

Big barrel big boom

@@penitamani6794 more guns more booms

Russians never did that

@@tomscoolgames7616 T -35: allow me to introduce myself

Big boom-boom sticks go big boom

Воти именно название этого танка в переводе и означает НИ-1 "На Испуг"

"on fragth"

it's not really a tank but a "killdozer"

Так то броня тоже увеличивалась

Нужно больше дакки!

da tavarish

More guns and if it didn't work just add more and more guns

More guns like Murcia

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Both,both is good

"Laughs in Flak 88"

Flak 8.8: "Am I a joke to you?"

*anti-airtank*

Masterpiece. When i was a soviet kid 11yo, i saw it on TV for the 1st time. It was shown without translation for some reason. Why bothering translating, if broadcast during the day when all soviet ppl should work anyways. But i was able to understand it somehow although i don't know polish at all. I ran away from the class every time, so as not to miss the next episode.

Which pole are you, the North or the South one? Listen here you little kurwa!

Блиин

*random german behind them* ITS A TANK

Russian AC130

@@howaboutno7429 Germans: THATS 100%A BIRD TANKS DONT FLY

@@airborneleopard1855 **tank falls hard into the german base without flying an inch** Task failed successfully.

Ivan = fire Igor Igor = fires Hans = jA Fritz we have to call Klaus A wild Klaus appeared Klaus = fires from mg60

Underrated Comment😂😂

haha tank go squish

I stepped on it ;(

@@CindyDijkema its ok dont worry

heres the thing, i actually stepped on it, i was playing with my toy tanks but i stepped on it and now it is squashed :) you are welcome

PANCAKE tonk

Our tanks are capable of more than that

And yes, i am russian)

"HANS BRING THE FUCKING MACHINE GUNS HERE"

@@poganaya_metla-mams8826 yeah they are capable of being destroyed

*because they're russians*

I like the ratte German tank it's huge

Another Russian engineers was like “what if tank, but one tank army?”

“What if tank, but many guns?”

What if tank but box😳😳

it is a fantasy tank. it was never built. i doubt that it was even designed.

No.. Just 72-122 mm

Nope

@@Tanksnstuffs bruh shut up you way too late to be commenting on this.

You see Comrade, they've also built the factory's doors pointing at the front

Well the longest and narrowest, the KV-6, is fake. The idea was started long after WWII as an April Fool's joke.

Никак , их в реале и не было,это лишь проэкты

That was crazy

Karson _Lee crazy yes but it worked when it was tested obviously never used in war but at least they did it and worked

You have not yet seen the landing on the water of a small floating tank T-37A from the TB-3 bomber (1936)

Gliding it is then!

@@zoranivanov3840

Not i no like metal slug

Whats metal slug

@@kirwai8691 that's game from PlayStation

Lmao true

Thats si true

Should i call Hans for the Flak 88?

Да МЫ МОЖЕМ

Let's make that 330 likes

@@clydeanbrillantes7877 thx

Brilliant ))))) now enemy doesn't know whether to use anti tank or anti air weapon ))))))

Me to

Маркус Персон был во времена ww2😂

😂

😂

I hope in 1.100000.1 update will be added in Minecraft

Me and I’m late but kv44 is my favorite tank of the series, though I miss ratte

me

Me

Here

Me

Which turret?

Ever seen cursed images of the KV-2?

@@DerLoLLer9 Hold my turrets

kv-6 is an ficctive tank, trust me i have searched for proofs of its existence

yep it's not a real tank it's only a fictional model created by some dude looks cool tho

It didn't fight

@@cosmicball1670 but it did fly

Oh sh

Well., we built prototype, that's it. However being drafted at 15 and immediately shoot by StalinOrgan was a possebility..

it actualy happened. didn't had any ammo and like 20 l of gas

The tank that was built by the red enginner 7:43

@@maximooscarmolina3617 KV-6 Behemoth , like many others , was born on the Alternative History site as a satire on the mad inventions of writers . KV-6 was called ,,a fierce fighter against fascism tank "Free Yakut",,. There even is-77 APPEARED )))) alternathistory.com/svirepyj-boets-s-fashizmom-tank-svobodnyj-yakut/

@@vlcendo , Unfortunately, no, they wouldn't have repainted it . The Germans were not fools , they would very quickly destroy this monster with aircraft . The Americans, faced with Tigers, Panthers and Royal Tigers (Tiger 2), very effectively destroyed them with aircraft . And the leadership of the USSR understood that such monsters would devour a huge mass of resources ( and time is the most important and irreplaceable resource ) but at the same time, they will not bring any benefit . The T-34s (of all modifications, excluding the chassis for self-propelled guns ) produced 35,000 units, about 26 tanks a day . Yes, and the cost of the tank was brought to the cost of margarine of a similar mass . Light tanks were even cheaper .

Wide tanks*

The German "Ratte" super-heavy tank was also very long. Also never actually produced.

*Þ H Ī Č Ç Ť A Ñ Ķ*

That's submarine

Sweden Long and short tanks

You can probably fit a 152 on there...

kv1 could be upgraded by putting a 152 mm gun

@@yn_blood of course no! KV-1 with 152 is KV-2. That gun was too big for small KV-1 turret.

Both the First KV1 and T34 shared an L-11 main armament but the 1941 T34 abandoned the L-11 for a better F34 cannon and would be designated as the T-34-76 later on the KV1 and T-34 would get the ZIS-5 and called the T-34-57 with the T-34 after that getting its biggest caliber upgrade an 85 mm i think it was a D5-T and called the T-34-85 Edit: it was the ZIS-S-53 not D5-T Also they really gave up naming the KV1's theyre just called KV1 L-11 KV-1 ZIS-5 but atleast it turned into the good ol IS tank line also there was the KV-1S aka (Sport) and had more angled armour and faster speed

@@35SF ok. But I was speaking about another matter.

Hey, Same Tenpenny

@@svddragunov18 KV-6 is kinda more

Best comment

Both having similar stories aswell “Sir the Enemy is approaching what do we do” “Lest build some tonks” “Great idea but we don’t have the resources to” “Hm...what do we have left?” “Tractors” “Great let’s transform them into tonks”

Soon in war thunder

@@pawEHO I hope so

funny but if u read some info about it... The city is under siege, you have no tanks, and your infantry needs some support on the streets, so... And they have metal water tubes, not guns.

At at least one not at all,

Более реалистичный вариант: Ганс: так, это ещё что за жестяная коробка? Коробка: *поворачивает стволы в сторону Ганса*

@@user-um4jr9xc8w 5:43 внебрачный сын танка и велика прикольней будет👍

I highly doubt the russian tanks' ability to even consider apologizing.

@@user-um4jr9xc8w I dont speak blyatnese

apologize in russian: prostite or izvenite (простите или извените)

you see, Comrade Vodka plays very important role in tank design

это не танк, это машина разминирования на базе танка, реактивной струей поднимала грунт перед собой с минами, некоторые юниты в подборке очень странные так как танками не являются.

Progrev was meant to clear the minefields. As it turns out, jet exhaust is very good way of yeeting a lot of mud and yeeting or forcing to explode mines. Trouble is, both tend to ricochet, so there were too much cases of mines bouncing back, damaging the engine and rendering machine inoperable. As a result, these were mostly reappointed as airport snow cleaning machines. Quite a cerosene hogs, but nothing could rival the speed of these monsters. And, with USSR oil yields at a time, fuel consumptions was more of logistics concern than economical concern. Which was zero efforts matter on their airport duties due to both these machines and planes they accomodated using same fuel.

The Abraham m1 is powered by jet engine

No Boris, it's for mine sweeping

You mean 6:56

Underrated

The idea of a ‘hull down’ tank was very widespread and not exclusively American.

😂😂😂

W

To counter this, russian comrades made wide putin projekt

Sovients*

😅👍🏻

One of the tank that have more gun than it need to: kv-44 Edited: i realise that it was just a joke when i look it up okay flag me don't banned me

Not yes, Да!!!!!

There never enough dakka!

Soviet union: .2 167mm .1 152mm .1 anti-air missile launcher .2 double cannon turrets 122mm .And requires of 10 crews Thats all. Engineers: :/ oookeeey

He is RUSSION

Same thing applied on kv 6 behemoth

lmao

Lego 101

Idk what that song is

Never existed. Was created not long ago as a meme.

And Putin rides a bear 🤣

This tank better be a battleship than a tank.....

Да ни как ! По сути , КВ - 6 , даже в проекте не существовало . Это дальнейшая мистификация . Анекдот про то что такому станку не надо ни куда поворачивать , по словам Великого Сталина , а ехать прямо на Берлин , тоже шутка . Сам по себе уже КВ - 2 с большой башней имел большой вес , тем паче « Бегемот » со всеми дополнительными настройками , в виде дополнительных башен и « Сталинского монстра » .

OKAY DUDE! don't make me laugh as I'm busy in battle!

One shot menace According to WoT

1 of hardest to get tank, and the only remaining OP tank in WoT

Block.

Minecraft's imposter is sus.

It's not a tank *"It's a Minecraft house with a turret"* 😎

It was world war 1 Russian Empire proposal

Death Fridge

*They fly now?"*

FLYING TANK

@@alphariusfuze8089 they fly now!

The ww2 equivalent of a flying cockroach xd

🤣🤣🤣 how is it going in Canada?

_tonk_

Hi Matsimus

Vova*

3:05 there is Big Vlad sitting on a horse, its from his less wide times, today no horse can hold him

We also cant ignore seeing that thing on a battlefield

If i saw that on the battle field i will lose my focus on shooting

Sir, why is a bicycle shooting at us?

Stalin : I have some dose of FAB 5000 bombs and researching stalinium nukes

@@longplays9951 there is an landkreuzer p. 2000.

but never been build lol

Landkreuzer p.2000 is an top secret thing from hitler.

@@ApexCommander6887 yes but it didn't go to production only blueprints

When the executions of stupid commentators are introduced, for the sake of a great future. :)

Da, in Romanian means yes.

Net, blyat, need longer

Ajjajaja

The music is kinda Making fun of it

now I am thinking what had been done to oblect 279 and other objects

same naming convention as the americans putting X in front of everything that’s unfinished

I thought it was a serial tho

Yeh my mom warched it in her childhood 😁

Точняк, это моделька руди

Nowadays people still watch this serial in TV.

@@tworu20 I think I have DVDS I watched as little.It was my favourite

Ive never heard of deconstructing a tank actually be good for the ones who are using the tank 💀💀💀

А Объект 787 был разработан в 1995 году, то есть уже в Российской Федерации.

Да

И что делают американцы на русских танках с Томпсонами?

@@Haubibban Объект 787 Советская разработка, как и все современное вооружение России. Просто все это вышло уже с конвейера после распада союза республик.

К тому же, чего безумного в танках первой трети видео?

там это написано

@@DVXDemetrivs понятно

@@DVXDemetrivs где?

@@maxonegans7360 это ты швейцария-либероид же?

@@maxonegans7360 блин в описание каждой техники написано, где и в каком году

KV 6 was created in 2000, by German Journalists.

I know. Always the same with those videos... They either try to be funny by saying it was real or they don't do ANY research. Like the first thing you see when you Google KV-6 is that it was a model from around 1990 (I think)

Agree

@@old_tlk6701 oh god nazis atack v2

Russian empire was absolute trash at building stuff, not just tankss, but everything. It’s hard to build stuff when the whole country consists only of 40% people that are literate

Hm... nothing.

It, actually, was build. But during the tests this abomination got stuck in a ditch, where it stayed until 1923, when it was disassembled.

@@xgamerbih How does the percentage of the educated population relate to what you are talking about now? we in Russia had many great minds at that time, including engineers and designers. Russia was far from the last in terms of development, although the tsar tank is an absolutely crazy idea, I agree with that. But the main problem was more in industry, but certainly not in education, as is commonly believed. The Russian Empire was rapidly reducing illiteracy. this is a very broad topic and I am not going to explain it. But there is one good monograph by Moscow State University on this score. Just to quote a piece about secondary education by the beginning of the 20th century: "1) Russia in the period under review had a very developed system of" advanced "secondary education. Moreover, if in the middle of the nineteenth century, about the same number of students were taught in Russian educational institutions as in Germany and France, taken separately, then during the reign of Nicholas II in Russian gymnasium-type educational institutions had about the same number of students as in France, Germany and England put together, that is, Russia already at that moment became a world “superpower” in terms of advanced types of education, and the quantitative leap took place precisely in the last reign. 2) The Russian system of gymnasium education has developed much faster than in European countries. So from the 30s of the XIX century to the 10s of the twentieth century, the French secondary education system has grown 2.5 times, and the Russian more than 20 times. " Source: istina.msu.ru/publications/book/155834504 page 37 The majority of young people in central Russia were very literate. The statistics were spoiled by the older generation from the bottom and the national borderlands. You need to understand the logic of the emperor to understand why the outskirts were illiterate. In general, the Russian empire rarely went to the foreigners with their own orders. For the empire, the main thing is loyalty, in other words: do what you want, the main thing is not to break the laws and go about your traditional way of life. Even in the Russian Imperial Army, it was mainly exclusively Russians who fought. Because the Russian authorities did not want to teach foreigners to fight.

@@user-jc1ee2gx3n nice

same

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gPxlSUKYegc.html

Oh him:(

Rudy?

But what if ur pfp is also an t34/85

For anybody that dosent know what this is a reference to its a Polish WW2 movie called Czterej Pancerni i pies in English its Four tankers and dog.

Landkreuzers: You people said something?

@@OutrunRewind Tallboy, BM-13 and B-4: Oh, hello there!

Here a tank meme: kv-44 the large tank that is i don't know the actual size but i guess it a size of a ratte

@@vlcendo And it can be quite useless if there is mortor ahead or an plane dropping bomb on it

Actually developed by a naval engineer, the son of Russian Physicist Dimitri Mendeleev, the man who gave us the first periodic table of elements.

@@zacharytracy3797 son of russian physicist was just playing around lmao

@@zacharytracy3797 no, that naval officer made iron box, as moving coastal defence battery and Chemistry was already separate from physics at that time, model of Tsar Tank was made 20 years after that... and it was favourite plaything of Nikolay The 2 Bones

@@zacharytracy3797 The Tsar Tank is a combat vehicle developed by Nikolai Lebedenko in Russia in 1914-1915.

where is Sharik?

Kurde, rzczywiście. Przegapiłem...

You are bad person! It's name is not Sharik but Szarik. XD

@@half-pro *its

@@wenomechainsamatumajarbisaun69 Dude wtf

0 depression

@@peps_vinyl - 2

@Ivan The evil he can t move his gun much down. U will understand if u play world of tanks

I bumped into one of those in battle last week!

Yeah, and these two monsters have the same designer.

И название ему ТГ5 (Танк Гроотте-5))

E) a Minecraft-mod.

F) a Lego Minecraft mod

G) a cube

@@tamirgolani9246 no

H) The Roblox tank

Just B R U H

@ALMY ? What do you mean?

kv1 uses L-11

@@aiyaia_ а также зис-5

Only object 279 early