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Trust me, I get it. I had a chocolate cake with milk about an hour before watching thid video yet I still felt it come back to my throat in disgust. So much so I actually had to pause the video for a bit because the feeling was SERIOUS. Absolutely disgusting wtf
And he seems to not be aware that men also typically have the lowest of the low scores on IQ tests. Everyone is different, but males tend to be clustered on the high or low ends of a collection of IQ scores representative of the general population. But, of course, some women have high scores, some women have low ones, and some men have average scores. I’m not sure if the average by biological sex is higher for males or females because I don’t think I was taught that when learning about this topic in undergraduate psychology courses. I think such comparisons tend to come off as politically incorrect, especially when they indicate the superiority of certain subgroups commonly viewed as being privileged relative to other subgroups (e.g., male sex, White race, and heterosexual orientation).
@@soberserotonin1850male sex isnt more privileged than women in the west. In the east deffo you could say that in most countries its a patriarchal society but not in the west. Almost evey single law is in support for women except for maybe abortion, which is still legal in most of the west. I dont agree that men are smarter than women, cause there are smart people on both sides, but talking about being politically incorrect unironically made me cringe
@@alanthampi4718alan did you just say men aren’t more privileged then women in the west? implying that women are more privileged… and have more rights…? you are just so far from correct it humorous.
@@unicornslime159 it's super funny that he doesn't realize that his statement implies that women in the west who are speaking out against the injustices they face on a daily basis simply don't realize that they "are more privileged because most laws are in favour of women"
The "never be nice to a neckbeard" thing is sad but really true. I've been in a life-threatening situation more than once because I didn't want to be one of "those girls" that's mean or ignores the nerdy kids. The unfortunate reality is that they often get dangerously attached to you and have complete meltdowns when they find out that your basic human decency was not a marriage proposal. I keep my distance now, it's just not worth it.
nah i cant stop imagining Cody filming this thinking that he would be edited into a wolf, and then Zade just sitting back and letting Cody look stupid. it’s so fucking funny in my head😭
When he said “passion” like that I immediately thought of the morning routine that’s cringe when Noel and Cody just kept saying passion like that for 2 minutes straight and somehow it always cracks me up
I remember when we used to text like this lol. The difference is we were all 14.... And we only did it amongst friends who were in on it. It was basically kids roleplaying.
@@Vincisomething I mean, I remember putting actions into asterisks which are called, "Bounding Asterisks" ..I just found out. However, it was never this cringe and it was never fully described actions. Back when I was coming up, we didn't have as prolific use of Gifs, Videos, etc.. Communications were mostly through text and yes, correct, only with friends who understood. Though I think the overlap with Weebs and early internet users is responsible for that use of Bounding Asterisks.
Bro. I started this thinking, "I've been invincible to cringe for decades. Nothing bothers me." That, "you need milk to keep those bones healthy," literally made me double over and retch. I had to stand up and walk to the corner of the room, where I struggled not to vomit everywhere. I still feel physically ill as I write this. None of it is exaggerated. Ugh. I need an acid bath.
I ran out of breath laughing at this skit 😂 So aggressively saying "RELEASING PHEREOMONES" and then gently continuing the conversations, all of it was perfect 🤣
*puts hair behind ears, takes a sip out of my cherry coke zero, clicks on the new Cody Ko video "Creepy Texts from Furries"* --sighs-- *looks down sheepishly, then slowly smirks* this is gonna be a good one....
It's crazy how these furries or whatever seemingly have this submissive, shy persona and out of nowhere they hit you with misoginy and sexual harassment
Oh gah the “looks down sheepishly” makes me 🤮 I’ve seen the cringe texts where they think they’re writing a smut novel and it’s horrific! “You need some milk to keep those bones healthy” 🤮😡🤮
I'm dead 💀🪦 Lmao the "Boss Cody Ko" text chain when he was asking who tf texts like this 😂 Cody really hit the jackpot with an editor always so funny like making Cody really small when he stands up
"Please don't dig up my dead body and have sex with it. That's disrespectful." I'm sneaking a video at work and I just lost my shit during a meeting. Worth it, subscribing.
@@jrod90_me That's actually kind of incredible lmao. I wouldn't mind dating a man with that name if it's what he was born with, but any guy who refers to himself by a name he thinks is "so edgy and cool" dries me up quicker than a Shamwow.
OMGGGG you should be an actor... total Joker vibes on the murder rizz joke.... I see you every lunch break!!!! My fiancé and I love you!!!! 💕💕💕 congrats on your baby, please don't ever stop posting!!!!
*eats sandwhich* *opens youtube* *gasps in shock and delight* cody- Chan posted! Right when I was looking for a video. *stops smiling and frowns* *furrows brow* this happened yesterday too. *sweats nervously* *looks around suspiciously* “How does he always post when I’m eating lunch? Is he watching me? I- I -is he psychic?” *shaking in fear* *laughs hysterically with tears eyes while eating sandwich* How is he so funny and amazing
I was pondering this earlier; I think there's a weird venn diagram involving anime, furry, roleplay, "nice guy" and at least one other thing I haven't yet worked out... the people who do these type of messages are the intersection.
*gracefully plops down on the couch with a chicken caesar wrap in hand and opens up youtube* OMG!! cody ko posted a new video!! *sets the sandwich down after a delicious bite* i can’t wait to see cody react to these cringe attempts at flirting! *unzips pants*
97% of the shit I see on this channel I have never seen nor heard of before, but this is the first time I can recall thinking, "I really could've gone without knowing this shit exists." At least you made it funny, as usual. I would've been so upset if I somehow just organically came across this alone. 3:37 was really good mad props to the editor
0:16 god I have an anime coworker who emotes with *literally* every gesture, and if he has to repeat himself he REPEATS THE GESTURE LIKE AN NPC. I feel so bad because he makes my bones and arteries itchy, but he’s otherwise sweet.
