Creepypasta (Dead Meat Podcast #33) 

Roses are red Fish have gills I'm James A. Janisse Let's get to the kills.

Time Codes Story 1 - 2:11 Story 2 - 11:55 Story 3 - 15:13 Story 4 - 24:05 Story 5 - 26:41 Story 6 - 30:28 Story 7 - 33:26 Story 8 - 36:48 Story 9 - 39:26 Story 10 - 42:27

Is no one going to talk about how in "I'm calling to inform you" how convincing James sounds as the creeper/kidnapper.. I literally got chills when he said "I've done this a few times before but it isn't fun if no one cares" definitely one of my favorite DM podcasts also all recordings from James and Chelsea were on point👌

The podcast is the most underappreciated part of Dead Meat. So much work goes into it, but barely anyone pays the podcast any notice. Don't worry guys. We care.

Imagine a slasher movie where the villain is a bowl of spaghetti that kills a bunch of teenagers. I would see it.

they could both do some voice acting like real good voice acting

I think "A 911 call where nothing made sense" was about different realities. Those two cops have been inadvertently traveling through dimensions. The main cop and his world counterpart partner got calls from a woman named Carol. They went into the house and both came out. They went in again and it's a different house. They call backup. They both came out. They see a different world Carol walk in. They both walk in. They see they're in a different house once again. They go to the basement and see a different Carol who knew they were in there. When she asks for them to go downstairs, the partner goes down, but the other officer doesn't knoe that. Those steps downstars are the trapped cop stuck. That man in the jumpsuit is a blurred Carol we cant see. Everything else onward are officers from another world that are prepared for this kind of stuff. The new partner comes from a world where none of this happened and it was just a guy who always does these crazy calls. Well that's how I see it.

Had goosebumps during the recordings. This is to date my favorite podcast episode.

The amount of hard work and dedication you guys put into every video is incredible. You guys are an amazing example of perseverance. I've been seeing your growth since you guys where at 10k and seeing your growth makes me think how there are only a couple RU-vidrs who really put time and effort into videos and truly care thank you for putting your best foot forward into every video and adding that special flair!

That's them on those phone recordings haha. Took me a sec to realize

woah chelsea is really good at voice acting!!

It’s 12:01am which means it’s officially Halloween in Australia!!!

I love the phone call story with the man calling the mother. The ending comes out of nowhere and makes everything click into place. I'm jealous, it makes me wish I wrote it.

James = best creepypasta story teller

I want Chelsea to make her own creepypasta reading channel

I love the fact that you "reenacted" the phone calls . truly great. really adds to the intensity of the story telling. and the look on Chelsea's face ...when Lucy first jumped on the table....made me LOL I can totally relate...and just imagine that's how my face looks when my animals do what I don't want them to do. lol

Thank you for bringing back "THEN WHO WAS PHONE???" But really, these were some great creepypastas. Every podcast is such a delight, guys.

No one going to talk about the Valek portrait falling?? Either way great episode looking forward to more ❤️

the “jack” vs “carol” thing reminds me of the movie Coherence, where ppl in a house keep leaving and re-entering and realizing that there are different versions of each other coming into the house. so its like theres a few dimensions/versions of yourself meeting at this house. i interpret that creepypasta to mean that one partner was from one dimension where jack was the caller and the other was from a dimension where carol is the caller and at some moment in the night they were switched out of their dimension?? maybe

I'm Chloe, I wrote Grandpa's Stories! Thank you guys so much for reading it, guys!

I like Creepypasta, especially at Olive Garden.

The one where the mother gets the call about her missing daughter sent chills down my spine.

Holy shit that phone call around 8:30 gave me the chills!

Spoilers for story 8: When you said “coppery taste” I thought for a second that they had still robbed a real bank and the guy was eating a bunch of pennies...

The "I'm Calling to Inform You" by NeonTempo really disturbed me. I kind of guessed who the guy was and all, but James's voice was so normal and casual throughout. Maybe it's because it's something that could happen irl. Most supernatural horror doesn't scare me that much once it's over, but the horror that's grounded in reality stays with me.

If james had a kid he would definitely name him JOHN CARPENTERS THE THING

I have listened to this podcast episode many times on Spotify. It is one of my favorite episodes. Until I watched this podcast episode on the RU-vid channel, I kept thinking that the phone calls were actual recorded audio found. I did not realize it was actually James and Chelsea. You two are very talented people. 👍👍

Should totally do a collection video on all of your horror collectibles, u guys could talk about your favorite collectibles, and maybe share any interesting storied on how you got some of the items and if there are any items you want to add to your collection that would be a 'holy grail' for you

when james reads he sounds like the guy from buzzfeed unsolved

Chelsea did an amazing job on this one. You guys should definitely do more of these.

This is my favourite episode of the podcast yet. Please do a part 2... and 3... and 4 through 10 and more. AND NEVER STOP MAKING THIS AMAZING PODCAST!!!!!!

The super literal thumbnail cracks me up.

I really enjoy this podcast and both James's voice and Chelseas voices as they sound like horror movie characters. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

HEY DO SCP'S!I think it would be really cool!

I swear the gifs of the skeletons when they say spooky is the 2nd best part of the podcast

Why is it so satisfying to listen to james and chelsea's voices up and close to the microphone?

Greetings from germany! I recently found your channel and i binge watched all of your kill counts this weekend. Great stuff! Looking forward for more!

Someone may have mentioned this story before just because of how scary it is but man door hand hook car door

The voice over work is insane. Definitely the best episode of the podcast so far

I like that they read the audio and it makes it feel so good and scary

Good bye 44minutes 43 seconds

the first already scared me!

Listened to this on my drive home from work, got literal goosebumps listening to y’all read these stories.

You guys are really good voice actors. You should do more episodes like this. It was fun.

With that phone call one about the dude telling the mom that her daughter was missing I was all good, I knew it was fake I was like “we’re good here” then he said, “it’s not fun when they don’t care” and then a shiver went down my spine... I was SPOOKED

James really is blessing us with all these uploads 😭🙌🏻💯

Y'all doing "Who was phone?" at the end fucking killed me

The second story on the phone was so freakin good you guys acting is on damn point.

I don't watch much podcasts...But i'm very interested in this one.

Y'know, that bank robbery one caught me off guard

PLZ DO MORE OF THESE!!! THEY’RE SO GREAT!! Definitely my favourite episode to date

This intro is my favorite part if every Tuesday, and the podcast is a close second

OMG I legit want a Creepypasta Storytime with Daddy James and Mommy Chelsea Show on this channel NOW!

This podcast episode lives in my head I rarely get scared but something about that Kansas story freaked me tf out and you guys did amazing on the voice acting Decided to come back and I saw it came out almost 3 years ago and now I feel so nostalgic for some reason

Please do more of these, guys! You're perfect at narrating and re-acting these!

This makes me so incredibly happy! I love reading creepy pastas and to hear some I hadn’t known about via you guys is the best. Thanks so much ❤️

When they started reading the first story, the music gave me some nostalgia this reminds me of when I used to listen to creepypasta readings as a kid.

Your voices are AMAZING

I think this should be a series. I love their voices. Umpf

Ah, I remember listening to these in high school. Late at night listening to a playlist, drawing or doing homework

that call between april and the police officer (I think it was) gave me chills and goosebumps

Finally, confirmation that they are in the same place when they film these, and not just the same person in disguise

Hell YES, this is the coolest episode ever! Love the in character recordings you added so much, thank you

PLEASE MAKE THIS A WEEKLY THING I LOVED THIS SO MUCH This got me through data logging at the prod office lol

PLEASE WE NEED MORE Creepypasta, YOU TWO ARE AMAZING!!!!!! :D

you and Chelsea read amazingly weel! every second of this video scared me! Great job James and Chelsea

Thanks for finally covering this! And the new setup is great!

Holy crap, you made my wife's day! Thank you for reading Grandpa's Stories, she wrote it and she's literally grinning so hard she might break her teeth!

James' laugh at the beginning is asmr

Finally some spooky Spagetti from my favourite horror content creator on RU-vid

Just want to say I'm currently studying film and honestly your love of horror movies motivates me so much to continue my course as I love horror movies and how film theories manifests in the genre! Thank you so much for enhancing my love of horror and motivating me to hopefully make films one day!

love everything you both do for the channel and the entertainment that is produced that has helped me out this past year

This scared me especially there voices it’s sounds like there actually apart of the creepy pasta

Starting to like the podcast more then the kill count

The best thing to do after coming home from school is watching / listening to the podcast!!!! Love you guys! Keep up the amazing work 💖

I need more of these from you guys no one else has read these so well

I can listen to them talk all day ♥️

I literally played that last one like 6 times Im CACKLING

im binge watching the podcasts and then i came across this AND OH MY WORD THE "PHONE CALLS" AT THE FIRST STORY IS GIVING ME CHILLS! great job you two oh my goodness! 💕

Listening to this on Halloween morning as I work myself up for work. Definitely enjoyed this one - thank guys! :)

Thank you James and Chelsea for introducing me to many more horror films and pastas I've never heard of, love both your channels. Ps. Will you ever visit the UK? It would be great to meet you. 😀

I dont really like horror movies cuz I get scared easy but I do like the lores so I love watching your vids

Yes!!!! I’ve been waiting for you guys to do creepypasta for so long! Thank you this is awesome 😀

Your podcasts are the best ones I watch because you guys are so entertaining do so much research! I get so excited when you guys post a new one, you’re doing so well. Keep it up! I’m proud to be a big Dead Meat fan!

Oh, James doing those phone call was so cute

Aah.. my kind of bedtime story. Seriously though, i listened to this when i was gonna take a nap. :D

Oh. My. God. You guys really should consider doing something like this again for Halloween this year! By far one of the best episodes of the podcast as well as just one of the best videos on the channel in general! So cool to listen to you two read these.

their narration of the first story is the creepiest version of that story i've heard. great job.

First podcast already hooked

Oooh boy I was just starting to run low on spOOks

My elementary school was so strange, the students loved the scary stories books, instead of the normal books everyone often liked( captain underpants, diary of a wimpy kid and such) The books that everyone knew and loved and was their favorite book was one of the scary stories books. I remember one time my after school group was alone in the cafeteria and we were done with our homework so as a treat the adult supervisor asked if we wanted her to read a book. and I remember that we all wanted her to read scary stories to tell in the dark. up to this day that one of my favorite memories from elementary. A bunch of little kids huddled up in the middle of a huge cafeteria looking around scared bc their supervisor was reading a scary stories book

Loved these! I'm a newer subscriber but i just sat down to listen to this podcast you guys did and i love it! I cant wait to start listening to more podcasts

James would make lots of amazing creapypastas

You guys left out the greatest creepypasta of all time: WHO WAS PHONE

Im hella late today but I need more of these! Excellent job you guys!

The recreation of the phone calls and voice acting was a great touch.

Why doesn't Chelsea have her own little series on Dead Meat? She's so entertaining. Don't get jealous by this comment James

This is my first time listening to the dead meat podcast I thought it was ASMR lol

Nice podcast, but also I thought I was hallucinating and thought I heard background creepy music (until i noticed there was) nicely helped the creep factor for me! Xd

The reading of the story's are great. I enjoy the emotion being put in.