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Criminals Who Stormed the Capitol are Incriminating Themselves All Over Social Media 

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We celebrate the 18th anniversary of our show, and Jimmy talks about the first Biden and Trump jokes he ever told on the show, federal investigators tracking down the criminals who stormed the capitol three weeks ago, an alarming new warning from Apple, the MyPillow guy Mike Lindell getting kicked off Twitter for spreading misinformation, former Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley commenting on the impeachment of Donald Trump, a new ad for Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ run for Governor of Arkansas, our Unintentional Joke of the Day starring VP Kamala Harris, the fate of Donald Trump’s Diet Coke button from the White House, and we revisit an old bit we did about Joe Biden that someone on Reddit claimed we took down as part of a conspiracy.
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Комментарии : 4,1 тыс.   
@carmenm9068
@carmenm9068 3 года назад
Love the girl who's been tracking down insurgents via a dating app. Thanking her for her service!
@tatiana4446
@tatiana4446 3 года назад
Now THAT'S patriotism!
@adeleweiss8130
@adeleweiss8130 3 года назад
That made me laugh too.
@candicemonique5927
@candicemonique5927 3 года назад
I thought that was hilarious. 😂🤣😂🤣
@abelis644
@abelis644 3 года назад
@@candicemonique5927 We women are so funny and smart, those losers never knew what hit them... PRICELESS!!!😅😅😅
@muhchung
@muhchung 3 года назад
Pure genius.
@yorkbizz
@yorkbizz 3 года назад
Why should we give him a break? He didn't give us a break for almost 5 years. And we didn't break the law.
@robinjackson7882
@robinjackson7882 3 года назад
Nor did we start an insurrection
@DavZeugme
@DavZeugme 3 года назад
"When they pil-low, we pill-high" was underappreciated. I'm using that dad-joke until my last day.
@davidstill754
@davidstill754 3 года назад
Congratulations on 18 years!! You've been honest and steadfast and the type of comic release the country needs and enjoys. Johnny Carson and Jay Leno set a pretty high bar for late night comedy acts to follow and I think you belong in that club as well. Thanks for doing what you do
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
Ah yes.. the 'Law and Order' party is screaming that we shouldn't uphold the law when it's one of their guys. Sounds about right.
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 3 года назад
Trump 4ever 😍😝
@THINJIMI
@THINJIMI 3 года назад
@@tuyenle8107 - Forever a loser.
@northernpunx1978
@northernpunx1978 3 года назад
Their so vile I feel like puking whenever they lie which is constant. The world needs these criminals deported to Mars.
@18Hongo
@18Hongo 3 года назад
@@northernpunx1978 That seems unfair to Mars. Martians are gonna be sitting there like "these earthlings are NOT sending us their best people!".
@hockey1freak
@hockey1freak 3 года назад
@@18Hongo Not fair to Jimmy's arch enemy either.
@stephluvsdave
@stephluvsdave 3 года назад
To the person who changed her dating profile to catch the criminals that stormed the capital...not all heroes wear capes. ❤️
@Aya_Brea1998
@Aya_Brea1998 3 года назад
Actually no heroes wear capes unless you're 5 years old or ride the short bus. Most heroes like SEAL team six that put a bullet in Bin Laden's head or D-day WW2 wear submachine guns and grenade launchers.
@faithfulgrl
@faithfulgrl 3 года назад
Now THAT Is 🦅 Patriotism! 🇺🇸📜
@thewarriors3048
@thewarriors3048 3 года назад
@@Aya_Brea1998 I bet you're fun at parties
@tundrawomansays5067
@tundrawomansays5067 3 года назад
No, some of them just charge them: Helll-oooooo Insurrection Indiscretion.
@fhvxdhbx1775
@fhvxdhbx1775 3 года назад
@@Aya_Brea1998 were they heroes or war criminals it’s all subjective some believe both sides where wrong and America can get away with what they want
@shakejones
@shakejones 3 года назад
Congratulations Jimmy and the crew!!! you guys rock! thank you for 18 years of good fun and laughs! much love from the Isle of Manhattan!
@Dan__W
@Dan__W 3 года назад
Bigfoot scribbling on some documents was gold. 🤣🤣
@mamababycats
@mamababycats 3 года назад
The woman using dating app to find these criminals is a genius and should be considered a great activist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@skeletorlongbottom
@skeletorlongbottom 3 года назад
Yeah, it won't be long before she'll be sewing little stars on the clothes of Trump supporters and telling them "work makes you free".
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 3 года назад
That is brilliant and hilarious.
@whynottalklikeapirat
@whynottalklikeapirat 3 года назад
@@skeletorlongbottom Your love of the halflings longbottom leaf has clearly slowed your mind
@mattjohnston2
@mattjohnston2 3 года назад
Yeah, I thought this was great too! lol
@everwhat013
@everwhat013 3 года назад
fbi gonna recruit her
@kerensabirch5214
@kerensabirch5214 3 года назад
To be fair, when the country is running along relatively smoothly, not everyone is that interested in politics or who's currently in government. I'm Australian and could not tell you who our Deputy Prime Minister is right now. I actually know way more about American politics than our own, thanks to Trump and his corrupt family and administration.
@joesix-pack4022
@joesix-pack4022 3 года назад
Ignorance is nothing to boast about, Kerensa. You SHOULD know who's running the country. BTW, the deputy PM is a complete moron named Michael McCormack.
@blackjack4681
@blackjack4681 3 года назад
@@joesix-pack4022 Sounding a bit arrogant there, mate.
@anderjpoo
@anderjpoo 3 года назад
@@joesix-pack4022Well said
@gmun2248
@gmun2248 3 года назад
@@blackjack4681 You're siding with 'assistant president/ movie star/ terrorist' over 'we should all know who is running our country' with that comment. Arrogance is not the opposite of ignorance.
@joesix-pack4022
@joesix-pack4022 3 года назад
@@blackjack4681 Not at all. She said everything's going just great in Australia, with our right-wing government, when it is NOT! Then she says she pays so little attention she doesn't even know who the Deputy PM is. And his name was all over the papers a week or two ago for some stupid comments he made.
@SundanceWolf
@SundanceWolf 3 года назад
A politician only has to say "'god bless" and suddenly everyone loses their critical thinking. Omg they said God! Must blindly follow them!
@derekmetcalf7657U.S.A
@derekmetcalf7657U.S.A 3 года назад
Who's the "Politician"?
@MarciaAguiarmutts
@MarciaAguiarmutts 3 года назад
It's amazing how Jimmy Kimmel looks much younger now than in 2004. That haircut and those sideburns truly added some years on him.
@lw3269
@lw3269 3 года назад
Props to the Airbnb host. Can't stop laughing at that one.
@waryaawariiri1812
@waryaawariiri1812 3 года назад
Someone should post the direct link.
@JDMimeTHEFIRST
@JDMimeTHEFIRST 3 года назад
People need to check Facebook before renting out. If they’re on Facebook, don’t rent to them. 😄. Unless you like people who repost white supremacist blogs from their mom’s basement or who are trying to convince the world they AREN’T getting a divorce.
@nidhinarendra3728
@nidhinarendra3728 3 года назад
Jimmy is aging like fine wine. Just like Steve Carrell
@a.j.9115
@a.j.9115 3 года назад
Better than IMO 😂
@TheMeloettaful
@TheMeloettaful 3 года назад
I was just thinking the same thing lol 😂! He looks so much better than he did in 2004! Aging like fine wine indeed 😘💕!
@fishrgirl5980
@fishrgirl5980 3 года назад
I agree!👍i like facial hair on men, as long as it's clean! & not scraggly.😂or spotty.
@SaadTheLegend
@SaadTheLegend 3 года назад
"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." - Sandy Cheeks
@littlemrpinkness295
@littlemrpinkness295 3 года назад
It's so unfair to try to convict someone AFTER he's committed the crime!
@ahsansiddiqui4263
@ahsansiddiqui4263 3 года назад
Very Unfair. What a world we are living in that ignorance of a premediated perpetrated doesn't acquit the accused.
@tanitaindelicato5649
@tanitaindelicato5649 3 года назад
🤣😂🤣the courts have cases on their dockets for nothing and I guess all criminals will be released with free passes...smh
@chipschannel9494
@chipschannel9494 3 года назад
When you try to overthrow the Constitution, the punishment is harsh and ruthless. Don’t “fas” yourself, N.Y. State is going to convict him on tax fraud and evasion, like they did Al Capone , that will be 10 years in Sing Sing , because Deutschbank is going to give him up, they are already in trouble with the German government. You understand if you do something criminal, you have to pay , or else you must release all incarcerated persons, that would be “fair” right?!
@tjfreno69
@tjfreno69 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....um...that's the only time.
@susanjohnson8396
@susanjohnson8396 3 года назад
That stupidity of people's lack if knowledge about Politics isn't funny anymore.
@WaningGibbous
@WaningGibbous 3 года назад
It's the sad truth.
@franklerch1012
@franklerch1012 3 года назад
never was...
@Levi-rc8kh
@Levi-rc8kh 3 года назад
Seriously. People think that Joe Biden's actions while in office are terrible and that just because he has a speech impediment means he has dementia. The ignorance of people these days. 🙄
@faithfulgrl
@faithfulgrl 3 года назад
When lack of one's own thoughts and camaraderie hold hands it becomes dangerous, for everyone.
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 года назад
@@WaningGibbous How are you?? Hope you and your family are safe???
@Benz5469
@Benz5469 3 года назад
It still baffles me how much better Jimmy looks now compared to when the show first started. Age definitely did him well.
@MarcosElMalo2
@MarcosElMalo2 3 года назад
It took over two decades to remove the faint scent of Adam Carolla.
@mandywathen7847
@mandywathen7847 3 года назад
I was thinking the exact same thing... He definitely looks better now.
@untermench3502
@untermench3502 3 года назад
The last line of Maximilien Robespierre's diary read: Note to self: Do not incite a mob of Idiots.
@tinaloye2014
@tinaloye2014 3 года назад
After executing hundreds of ppl, and inciting others to report opposition, he’s annoyed ppl got fed up and mad?
@ninij9692
@ninij9692 3 года назад
Melissa is about to take a "stay-cation" in a gated community.
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 года назад
Ill go. I'd 💕 to c Jimmy at 🏠🏡💕🌹💖
@khamilton7537
@khamilton7537 3 года назад
Jimmy is like a fine wine, he gets better as he gets older.
@samanrabati701
@samanrabati701 3 года назад
Who cares 😂😂😂😂
@angeljesus9674
@angeljesus9674 3 года назад
@@samanrabati701 I do
@zobbukit
@zobbukit 3 года назад
...and thinner.
@mintgumornot
@mintgumornot 3 года назад
...in upside down world...
@comehomeaustralia2374
@comehomeaustralia2374 3 года назад
Yes, it's called vinegar. Good for cleaning away things like independent thinking, self determination, friendships, stuff like that.
@KittySnicker
@KittySnicker 3 года назад
“Just wanted to incriminate myself a little.” Mission accomplished!
@Andrew-ih2gz
@Andrew-ih2gz 3 года назад
Read that in George Bush's voice.
@9thwardslim2105
@9thwardslim2105 3 года назад
The election is four years from now😂
@wvrjl
@wvrjl 3 года назад
But it's not the first self incrimination. A lot of thieves, and other criminals have done this.
@Alwaysroses1
@Alwaysroses1 3 года назад
Seriously, what a group of STUPID, dangerous, people, just like their supreme leader.
@torryjobe6244
@torryjobe6244 3 года назад
Jimmy definitely had a "glow up" stage later in life. Love it.
@jmibarbia14
@jmibarbia14 3 года назад
Happy anniversary to Jimmy and his crew!!! 💖
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 года назад
How are you doing??? Hope you and your family are safe??
@garla5851
@garla5851 3 года назад
Patriotism means to stand with the Country, Not to stand With The President! ✅ Theodore Roosevelt
@mikaelleonbriones6356
@mikaelleonbriones6356 3 года назад
Trumpies: I'm gonna pretend i didn't read that
@alexrowdyrodrigues9716
@alexrowdyrodrigues9716 3 года назад
@@mikaelleonbriones6356 they can't read anyway so don't bother the only thing they can read a McDonald's drive thru menu
@fezzik7619
@fezzik7619 3 года назад
How many videos am I going to see this same quote cited?
@WayneTwitch
@WayneTwitch 3 года назад
Yea you know how they rigged are election for Biden because China knew what Trump was going to do to them ? If thats not standing up for are country idk what is down let me guess thugs burning citys down is ?
@garla5851
@garla5851 3 года назад
@@fezzik7619 Keep us posted, and let us know what the finally tally is !
@olefella7561
@olefella7561 3 года назад
"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov
@supremelyeducated3273
@supremelyeducated3273 3 года назад
Ha ha ha.
@thykingdomcome7238
@thykingdomcome7238 3 года назад
He he he!
@ms.gregoria2249
@ms.gregoria2249 3 года назад
Agree
@mikedbigame3398
@mikedbigame3398 3 года назад
Being intelligent has been demonized.
@danielwhyatt3278
@danielwhyatt3278 3 года назад
Agreed. He sure was right.
@aarondixon8783
@aarondixon8783 3 года назад
Thought the phone joke would be 'Cricket, it won't make you croak ' XD
@todd3205
@todd3205 3 года назад
We would like to thank you for what you have done for America these last 5 years, Mr. Kimmel.
@bonnielass82
@bonnielass82 3 года назад
Jimmy is getting more handsome as time goes by!!
@misskitty6586
@misskitty6586 3 года назад
He's aging VERRRRRY well!
@TheHergeea
@TheHergeea 3 года назад
Agree-it is amazing.
@tatiana4446
@tatiana4446 3 года назад
I actually didn't recognize him in the clips until Guillermo said something about his hair. Looks way better now!
@stormyweather8798
@stormyweather8798 3 года назад
He is sexy now.
@davidsucesso2419
@davidsucesso2419 3 года назад
It's older only
@bunkey653
@bunkey653 3 года назад
Okay but Jimmy has aged like fine wine holy moly 😍😍😍
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 года назад
How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 года назад
He looks so cute tho I. The earlier shows 🌹🌹💖💖 and ya he has gotten better 🌹💖
@choosumfat
@choosumfat 3 года назад
Dang, i can't believe how much better Jimmy looks now vs then
@nanyonikatola5689
@nanyonikatola5689 3 года назад
I like him older, he looks way better older especially with the beard
@louloubell6586
@louloubell6586 3 года назад
Few men get better with age like Robert Downey Jr, Jimmy is one of them.
@miciboo9993
@miciboo9993 3 года назад
He’s aging too fast. Lost lot of weight.
@DV-ou1yu
@DV-ou1yu 3 года назад
@@miciboo9993 He looks healthier than ever slimmed down. He looked like a heavy beer drinker younger. No matter what people say, weight lost always leads to people saying "you look great". That doesn't happen when you put on weight.
@willmdmv8848
@willmdmv8848 3 года назад
I’m 31 now and luckily I’m also one of those ppl that looks better with time
@nefariousmex2352
@nefariousmex2352 3 года назад
@@willmdmv8848 You're still young lol
@Justusson
@Justusson 3 года назад
Why the USA never evolve politically: No one is ever held accountable. Politically,..
@comehomeaustralia2374
@comehomeaustralia2374 3 года назад
Until very soon. But like any good movie, the plot has a WILD twist
@encarnacionvillazana3270
@encarnacionvillazana3270 3 года назад
I believe in technology for positive and negative advantages in our lives.. Mr Matt Horner AI I believe, as well as other people, is the REAL climax to destruction of humanity.. Just like the iPhone- pacemaker Warning! 👍👍👍
@comehomeaustralia2374
@comehomeaustralia2374 3 года назад
Matt Horner AI not reporting for duty. Trump good, Biden bad, must troll people with different opinions. Cause chaos. No, in all seriousness, just sick of 50% of comments on bitchute coming from obvious AI and thought I'd check in on how the old youtube is going. Seriously, 50% of comments are AI on bitchute. We already left youtube. Tell your people to get a real job. I'm half kidding, I know they're not your people. Just bummed because a voice has been silenced from the public square and the square gets smaller and smaller. Who's really dividing everyone?
@zachcarter3186
@zachcarter3186 3 года назад
Truman,McCarthy, bush Sr bush Jr, clinton, Obama, Reagan all got away free
@samdowner1792
@samdowner1792 3 года назад
@@comehomeaustralia2374 WTF are YOU babbling about? You stoned ?
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 3 года назад
Jimmy's lost a lot of weight.
@MsLila44
@MsLila44 3 года назад
Re-match 🏀 vs Ted Cruz!
@victoriawilliams2786
@victoriawilliams2786 3 года назад
Probably trying to keep up with his little kids! They're really cute!
@honeybear9564
@honeybear9564 3 года назад
I think he’s aged very well. Someone(s) looking out for him (himself included).
@stargasior
@stargasior 3 года назад
He looks much better now. 👍
@laurab3876
@laurab3876 3 года назад
He is better looking now. more handsome
@perolannes
@perolannes 3 года назад
The assistant president guy was really close enough! Haha
@James-lz6eh
@James-lz6eh 3 года назад
I think we need to sick the DOJ and FBI on all these corrupt politicians!
@evad520
@evad520 3 года назад
"They didn't have a trial in the House". Someone might want to explain to her what impeachment is.
@jkap34
@jkap34 3 года назад
You missed a "y" in your original post. I understood what you meant, but there will be someone who doesn't.
@tarrynlea
@tarrynlea 3 года назад
Think she meant committee hearings. But those aren't a requirement. Bet she didn't complain when the GOP blocked the previous impeachment from having any witness testimony though...
@lovemoviesful2
@lovemoviesful2 3 года назад
She one of those Trump cult, so don't expect her to know much about anything outside of Trump.
@pcr5539
@pcr5539 3 года назад
Your jokes have gotten better and you've gotten skinnier… What more could you ask for
@peggyreely8339
@peggyreely8339 3 года назад
He gave me his weight....seriously what I was thinking when I saw his 2008 clip...lol. I love the guy. He's the best on latenight.
@eduardog8782
@eduardog8782 3 года назад
My dude aged like a fine wine lol
@butchmcqueen5625
@butchmcqueen5625 3 года назад
This is hands-down the best late night on TV right now
@grant4735
@grant4735 3 года назад
that bit with your family and workplace harassment was solid gold. Youve got a good family, Jimbo.
@seer1623
@seer1623 3 года назад
Man has Jimmy ever slimmed down. Good for him.
@ClownP1SS
@ClownP1SS 3 года назад
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@parrisprice5892
@parrisprice5892 3 года назад
Happy Anniversary, big thanks for helping us ALL get thru the past 4 years of hell under dump. Stay safe everyone💙🇺🇲
@mysunnybird
@mysunnybird 3 года назад
THE IGNORANCE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IS SOMETHING THAT I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT !!!!! Ignorance is the worst thing that people can have. They can take away your car, your money, your home, etc., but NOBODY can take away what you know and what you have learned. The more that you know the more valuable you are.
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 года назад
How are you doing??? Hope you and your family are safe??
@BlackEpyon
@BlackEpyon 3 года назад
People are letting their guard down? This is the US we're talking about. Their guard was never UP to begin with!
@cybrfriends5089
@cybrfriends5089 3 года назад
GOP: “We believe in no consequences for Trump crimes because we are too coward to stand for accountability and justice”
@haterade8328
@haterade8328 3 года назад
I agree. I think they should hold all the Dems that defended and provoked BLM and ANTIFA when they was destroying cities and killing cops as well.
@alwayslernin4400
@alwayslernin4400 3 года назад
@@haterade8328 except there were no Dems defending cop killers.
@sarahsnowe
@sarahsnowe 3 года назад
Not a spine among them.
@johndoe-ek1qs
@johndoe-ek1qs 3 года назад
@@haterade8328 Can you give any examples of antifa or blm having actually killed any actual cops? Or is that just made up bullshit?
@janischristiansen6689
@janischristiansen6689 3 года назад
We'll do anything to stay in power, cheat, lie, steal...defend our idiot...
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 3 года назад
It’s scary how uninformed some Americans are. Not knowing who the VP is after he’s been in office for 6 years is almost unbelievable.
@zylka172
@zylka172 3 года назад
unbelievable and even more so, embarrassing!
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 3 года назад
@Third Party Don’t encourage them. 🤣
@AutotuneSucksBalls
@AutotuneSucksBalls 3 года назад
@Third Party in Mexico the presidential term is 6 years. The OP is probably Mexican 🤣
@StudeSteve62
@StudeSteve62 3 года назад
Unbelievable? Hardly...
@AutotuneSucksBalls
@AutotuneSucksBalls 3 года назад
@Third Party yup. And only one term is permitted under the constitution so six years tops for any one candidate is the most the law allows in Mexico. So what do you think is better? A term and a half (by US standards) straight up with no re-election in Mexico or one 4 year term with the possibility of reelection in the US? I’d be interesting to know what you think 🤔
@benjaminmurray455
@benjaminmurray455 3 года назад
It is equally amusing and terrifying that some American didn't know who Joe Biden was!! 😂😂😂
@thepoet456
@thepoet456 3 года назад
60 percent of Americans think angels are real
@benjaminmurray455
@benjaminmurray455 3 года назад
Lol 😂😂 okay
@Twig2250
@Twig2250 3 года назад
Spoken like a true non American
@ilovesuisse1
@ilovesuisse1 3 года назад
That’s because he’s such a non-entity, total bore.
@realalbertan
@realalbertan 3 года назад
The guy on bail for B&E who was busted by his ankle monitor
@kelgreen99
@kelgreen99 3 года назад
When they pillow, we pill-high.
@MarcosElMalo2
@MarcosElMalo2 3 года назад
I didn’t realize we were living in a simulation until I was Red Pillowed.
@maryelizabeth6797
@maryelizabeth6797 3 года назад
A pun my word! LOL
@pinkLeopard580
@pinkLeopard580 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@anderjpoo
@anderjpoo 3 года назад
that did not get the laugh it deserved!
@paultrevorbale2440
@paultrevorbale2440 3 года назад
He’s better looking now than he was 18 years ago!
@TheMeloettaful
@TheMeloettaful 3 года назад
I was just thinking the same thing lol 😂! The grey hairs makes him look even better!
@gberi317
@gberi317 3 года назад
True
@googleuser2874
@googleuser2874 3 года назад
Jimmy has only improved with time, in every way really.
@melgallardo2012
@melgallardo2012 3 года назад
Everyone seems extra happy today. I just realized how tense the last 4 years have been for y'all.
@ArtfullyGifted
@ArtfullyGifted 3 года назад
I didn't realize Jimmy had lost weight. He looks healthier now.
@comehomeaustralia2374
@comehomeaustralia2374 3 года назад
You've given me a lot to think about... Like how many times did you vote for Hidin Biden? Seriously?
@abelis644
@abelis644 3 года назад
Oh yeah he was quite chubby back in the day, he really looks terrific now!
@mickeskogen3184
@mickeskogen3184 3 года назад
Hes been on a drug binge...
@darkhorse7460
@darkhorse7460 3 года назад
I'm pretty sure he did a two-day a week low-calorie method
@alexalexalex797
@alexalexalex797 3 года назад
They even stomped over eachother and had heart attacks and strokes during it, sad as it seems. Self incrimination is the least ridiculous thing about them
@michele2161
@michele2161 3 года назад
Jimmy is one of those rare people who get better looking with age.
@reddog6256
@reddog6256 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣this is exactly what i thought and wrote then i saw your comment
@MegaShrinkage
@MegaShrinkage 3 года назад
Imagine being so entitled that you think you can commit crimes and publish it for anyone to see!..
@denisek4392
@denisek4392 3 года назад
That is what BLM and antifa did all last summer. Over 2 billion in property damage.
@shem269
@shem269 3 года назад
@@denisek4392 Denise K unt
@DeeHughes
@DeeHughes 3 года назад
@@denisek4392 whatabout whatabout whatabout
@rudimine4679
@rudimine4679 3 года назад
Haha Yeah, BLM and Antifa doing it all year 2020. Burning, looting, stealing new iPhones. Wonder why noone was put in jail? It's called double standards and works as intended for brainwashed people
@lindaj171
@lindaj171 3 года назад
Jimmy gets better as he ages . . . like a fine wine! 🍷
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 года назад
How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe???
@sharonbarton1888
@sharonbarton1888 3 года назад
Congradulations! On this great show's anniversary!!
@horseceelover
@horseceelover 3 года назад
Bro right after he said its time for a new pillow i got an ad for “cube pillow”
@dersimmassukach1998
@dersimmassukach1998 3 года назад
Happy anniversary to all the staff members we never see thank you for making this Show possible:)
@edvardferand9934
@edvardferand9934 3 года назад
Kimmel looks better now than he did in the flashback. Good for him.
@amaliarincon736
@amaliarincon736 3 года назад
Edvard Ferand I hope he doesn't cut his beard.
@DV-ou1yu
@DV-ou1yu 3 года назад
Or put the weight back on
@hussarguitar
@hussarguitar 3 года назад
In the "who's Joe Biden" bit, I like how the woman asking the questions jokes, "You think Condoleezza is the VP, a black woman VP"? Not so incredible any more.
@KryptoBright
@KryptoBright 3 года назад
Lol definitely
@crystalwolcott4744
@crystalwolcott4744 3 года назад
I mean she said first, like if she was the first they would have made a big deal about it, just like they are now lol
@TheRealBeep5050
@TheRealBeep5050 3 года назад
Guillermo: "I'm laughing about your hair." I'm laughing because he looked like Elvis before he died
@skidart9063
@skidart9063 3 года назад
Lmao. Good one
@levertsanders3323
@levertsanders3323 3 года назад
Most Definitely 😃
@nathanvinson7639
@nathanvinson7639 3 года назад
Funny, seriously you should be on the show for pointing that out🤣🤣😂
@KKISCRAZYFUL
@KKISCRAZYFUL 3 года назад
That one girl on bumble is a genius
@matthewkoch6937
@matthewkoch6937 3 года назад
She's the 21st century equivalent of Mata Hari. I applaud her efforts.
@greeneyedlady5580
@greeneyedlady5580 3 года назад
Actually, a lot of women on dating services started doing that right after the insurrection.
@patricksmith3432
@patricksmith3432 3 года назад
Every one of them is terrified of jail time and that's where there going JAIL.
@tradrudeboy
@tradrudeboy 3 года назад
Jimmy's delivery on "just push the button" got me.
@gelynch52phPH
@gelynch52phPH 3 года назад
I call Lil' Sarry by her Cherokee name "Sarry Looks 2 Ways."
@lydiaanderson7752
@lydiaanderson7752 3 года назад
@Hello Jerry how are you doing?
@BecksBet
@BecksBet 3 года назад
Happy Anniversary! Thank you for all the years of laughter.
@GH-oi2jf
@GH-oi2jf 3 года назад
Never give a fascist a break.
@professorpancakes6545
@professorpancakes6545 3 года назад
Agreed. Fascists deserve no sympathy whatsoever.
@wesleyc.4937
@wesleyc.4937 3 года назад
THE SCENE of the CRIME ---- Your Honor, I know what I'm talking about, I'm an expert, I was there, you weren't!
@Itsthevoices29
@Itsthevoices29 3 года назад
11:10 Jimmy: “you’ve been eating at the kitchen counter ...” Me : * stops chewing midway eating at the kitchen counter * how did he know 😱
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 года назад
How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??
@lrn5755
@lrn5755 3 года назад
I like the fact that in their criminal records they are categorized: "Invader of the U.S Capitol on January 6, 2021"
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 года назад
Meh, that doesn't sound nearly as bad as what it was. I'd have put them down for domestic terrorism or attack against the police or anything that might curdle the blood of a "real american (TM)".
@Skyprince27
@Skyprince27 3 года назад
@@TheNefastor IKR, how are these not capital crimes 🤔?
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 года назад
@@Skyprince27 probably the white skin has a lot to do with it. When you're not white, just walking down the street is potentially a capital crime, with immediate execution. But don't worry, even if "the law" lets them go, we won't. Whenever I have to deal with an American, I'll ask them what they think of the 2020 election and I'll find out where they were on 1-6-2021. They'll never see the end of it. Now they'll learn what persecution feels like.
@jennifercamille16
@jennifercamille16 3 года назад
I can't believe it's been 18 years! Congratulations, man! 🎂🎉
@lordbaemon1467
@lordbaemon1467 3 года назад
Wait the diet coke button was actually a thing? I thought that was a meme XD
@helixfire1198
@helixfire1198 3 года назад
Happy 18th anniversary Jimmy! Funny as ever! I LOVE your show!
@shirleycochrane8788
@shirleycochrane8788 3 года назад
Shows what a good influence his wife has had on him over their time together. He looks much fitter and healthier now than he did years ago! Molly must really love him!
@FakingANerve
@FakingANerve 3 года назад
Orrrr, and hear me out, Jimmy knows he's punching above his weight class and is trying to make sure she sticks around. Munch on it for a while - see how it tastes. Just a thought.
@shirleycochrane8788
@shirleycochrane8788 3 года назад
@@FakingANerve Funny. but she is much prettier than he is so ...your not wrong.......
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 года назад
How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??
@shirleycochrane8788
@shirleycochrane8788 3 года назад
@@tylerjakes6674 I'm fine and family has had a few covid battles(son and his wife) but everyone pulled through and we are quarantining like the rest of the world! Hope you and yours are fine and thank you for asking! rare these days.
@julieannmaloney7187
@julieannmaloney7187 3 года назад
When ever im having a bad day I just remind myself that at least I have never live streamed myself committing a crime.
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 года назад
How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??
@lisazabriskie4773
@lisazabriskie4773 3 года назад
Good one. 🥴
@lisazabriskie4773
@lisazabriskie4773 3 года назад
@@tylerjakes6674 you threatening people everywhere is not very smart Tyler. Reverse I.P address. Heard of it? 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 года назад
@@lisazabriskie4773 I'm not threatening anyone okay
@ntandosekay
@ntandosekay 3 года назад
Yep! The Trump supporters have turned us into geniuses . We can never reach even half of their level of stupidity no matter how hard we tried.
@charro028
@charro028 3 года назад
Jimmy is definitely better with age! He looks great!
@PM-rm7nr
@PM-rm7nr 3 года назад
Kamala: Is it in yet? Nurse: That's what she said.🤣
@Nickcooperrei
@Nickcooperrei 3 года назад
Those folks who didn’t know who Biden was is why we tend to end up with candidates in office who shouldn’t be there because they don’t pay attention to politics until it’s too late.
@scotts4769
@scotts4769 3 года назад
That explains the last 4 years.
@QueenofSnarks
@QueenofSnarks 3 года назад
Ding ding ding ding!!!
@DibIrken
@DibIrken 3 года назад
Exactly.
@lgran79
@lgran79 3 года назад
Anything was better then trump
@Athena124
@Athena124 3 года назад
So true
@livelife365
@livelife365 3 года назад
Guillermo: "I'm laughing about your hair." Happy birthday, bro and happy anniversary, Jimmy!
@sharonisaac445
@sharonisaac445 3 года назад
I Love Guillermo. Love you too Jimmy. Continue God's blessings and making our late nights joyful.💎❤👑💕🥰💕😋
@essojay4856
@essojay4856 3 года назад
why do they still have minorities shucking and jiving
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 3 года назад
Yes! Happy b day you keep the show great!
@beadingbusily
@beadingbusily 3 года назад
Feliz 🎂, Guillermo!
@ricksimon9867
@ricksimon9867 3 года назад
@@sharonisaac445 Can you tell me who he is, or why he is on the show? I have been watching Jimmy for about a year, and I have no idea.
@lexplained
@lexplained 3 года назад
Unbelievable! That was really you, Jimmy?!
@davidanthony6408
@davidanthony6408 3 года назад
The selfie incriminated.
@TNDRAV
@TNDRAV 3 года назад
Jimmy Kimmel looks 1000% finer now WOW. He got younger lol 😂
@TNDRAV
@TNDRAV 3 года назад
I think I’m in love.
@andychyld9275
@andychyld9275 3 года назад
Jimmy Kimmel: When they pil-low We pil- high Mrs Obama: 👍🏾
@gabidouglas3813
@gabidouglas3813 3 года назад
Happy Anniversary! Oh how time flies!!
@EvolvingLark
@EvolvingLark 3 года назад
"Assistant president!"
@lindadepauw4902
@lindadepauw4902 3 года назад
At least had a clue...this is so sad.
@nastybedazzler
@nastybedazzler 3 года назад
"When are you going to put it in?" "I hear that a lot." That was hilarious.
@shantoreywilkins651
@shantoreywilkins651 3 года назад
🥂
@dahawk8574
@dahawk8574 3 года назад
"Unintentional"? More like Kamala's 4000th time using that line.
@thejiggy
@thejiggy 3 года назад
She went with the less-risky option, I might have accidentally blurted "thatswhatshesaid" haha
@wendylott6920
@wendylott6920 3 года назад
You sir, made my soda both explode from my nose and nearly drown on it at the same time. Should we ever meet I owe you a cookie.
@jillrb7638
@jillrb7638 3 года назад
@@dahawk8574 Oh yeah i'm sure you're so right. ha.
@christopherkraft1327
@christopherkraft1327 3 года назад
Happy anniversary Jimmy & crew!! 🎉🎈
@deandupont5503
@deandupont5503 3 года назад
Minor detail: retailers aren't removing MyPillow products from shelves, but when the stock runs out, that's it. No more orders.
@Pinkfan112173
@Pinkfan112173 3 года назад
HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY GUILLERMO!!!!!!!!! 🥳🎂🎈💃🥳🍺🎉 AND HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JIMMY KIMMEL!!!!!!! You are both awesome and I love both of you. Fan since day 1. ❤❤❤😘😘😘
@brandonyoung-kemkes1128
@brandonyoung-kemkes1128 3 года назад
Happy birthday Guillermo.
@sarimolta5250
@sarimolta5250 3 года назад
"Give the man a break?" I counter with, "you reap what you sow".
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 года назад
How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe?
@rudimine4679
@rudimine4679 3 года назад
Id say yeah, if leftists wouldn't start bashing over Trump even before he started sowing. Due that fact i know, it's all show for brainwashing the Left, party of hate and division in the name of racial justice.
@twistedwedge12
@twistedwedge12 3 года назад
How about "grab that MyPillow and go ahead and sleep in that bed..... you made it!"
@pipster1891
@pipster1891 3 года назад
One thing I haven't missed during the pandemic - screaming audiences.
@crystalwolcott4744
@crystalwolcott4744 3 года назад
"We still don't know what Benghazi is."
@meganesenpai
@meganesenpai 3 года назад
Whoever edited that promotion clip should get a raise. The cut, the lightning, the effects, all were perfect.
@rickgarza7877
@rickgarza7877 3 года назад
Looks like the FBI are going to have an easy time arresting the "domestic terrorists" who stormed the United States Capitol.
@agirlandherhusky7014
@agirlandherhusky7014 3 года назад
“He’s the assistant president.” Before I watched this I wondered, how did we get here? Now, I’m good. I understand. 🤦🏼‍♀️
@mikesoprano9518
@mikesoprano9518 3 года назад
So apethetic this is why civilizations collapse.
@jbd96039
@jbd96039 3 года назад
Yep. In this country you can't legally, drive, fish or get married without a license yet anyone over 18 can vote to elect arguably the most powerful person on planet...yep that's how we got here.
@kbanghart
@kbanghart 3 года назад
@@mikesoprano9518 why?
@joca1378
@joca1378 3 года назад
Listening to someone say "he's the assistant president" is not as scary as realizing that he still managed to have the closest answer...
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 3 года назад
@Hudson Donald He was the second highest politician in the country for 6 years - over half a decade. Even if you can't name him on the spot, the moment his name is mentioned EVERY ADULT should at least identify him as a POLITICIAN. And that's already a pretty low bar in a country with only two parties and strong party alignment.
@sheripatterson8112
@sheripatterson8112 3 года назад
Happy 18th year..❤ you guy's!
@joanpatterson2508
@joanpatterson2508 3 года назад
Good lord, how ignorant the masses are! Shameful.
@donmcallister3745
@donmcallister3745 3 года назад
Republicans won’t convict one of their own party... that threatens their life... while their working...5 people are dead..2 police officers... but it’s time to move on... let the criminal in charge... walk! How incredibly mad these people make me...!!! Absolutely disgraceful... shameful... I hope karma comes back to get all of them....!!! How do you all sleep at night????😡
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