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“Blonde Hair White Skin” Capitol Rioter Heads to Prison & Trump Associates Subpoenaed Over Jan 6th 

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@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron 2 года назад
"I want a pardon"....... "I did nothing wrong". Pardon requires an admittance of guilt. If you expected a pardon, you admitted you did wrong.
@jacquelinecallejas1390
@jacquelinecallejas1390 2 года назад
30 hours per day? These people brag about not wanting higher learning. Are we surprised?
@garyportman7940
@garyportman7940 2 года назад
Trump... "I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED. THEY WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING I SAY!"
@illstreamthat
@illstreamthat 2 года назад
@@garyportman7940 Did you get the full quote from that speech or just the 5 seconds you saw on CNN?
@McLKeith
@McLKeith 2 года назад
60 days is a pretty light sentence for an Insurrectionist.
@bbonds7849
@bbonds7849 2 года назад
I love how these fools never have the same bravado when they get arrested and have to stand before the law. Enjoy your prison prison sentence, Boo. It should be longer, but we´ll take it.
@thomascattington1660
@thomascattington1660 2 года назад
I do hope it will be longer. I can't imagine these spoiled brat Maggots following the rules in prison any better (or breaking them less obviously). Good luck at the parole board!
@mdoy5667
@mdoy5667 2 года назад
Hillary not in prison? Hunter another one
@Sekhubara
@Sekhubara 2 года назад
@@mdoy5667 No, because neither Clinton nor Hunter Biden did anything wrong.
@Sekhubara
@Sekhubara 2 года назад
"Night night, keep your butthole tight" -Said to the imprisoned insurrectionists.
@gwiz4571
@gwiz4571 2 года назад
She got 2 months…I know people who got longer for parking tickets. It’s an absolute joke!!!
@carlabiddle3035
@carlabiddle3035 2 года назад
She was a demon rat plant. They have to have something to talk about.since he is for we the people they got to plant. Poop
@jeffreym.8957
@jeffreym.8957 2 года назад
@@carlabiddle3035 What are you rambling about? Off your meds or something?
@carlabiddle3035
@carlabiddle3035 2 года назад
@@jeffreym.8957 hey I wish you well on your channel adventure. Takes alot of time so be good to yourself rest, eat good nutritious meals, exercise, meditate, smile and most importantly hugh your loved ones.
@feynmanschwingere_mc2270
@feynmanschwingere_mc2270 2 года назад
White privilege
@honoralovall5983
@honoralovall5983 2 года назад
@@carlabiddle3035 huh?
@Labor_Jones
@Labor_Jones 2 года назад
*“Patriotism means to stand by the country, not (to) a President”* _Theodore Roosevelt_
@aljirou29
@aljirou29 2 года назад
Oh please. You morons had to "resist" for four years with OBJECTIVELY FRAUDULENT INVESTIGATIONS. Then you couldn't be bothered to investigate all the fraud in 2020. Yeah you're a real patriot.
@prime8nate
@prime8nate 2 года назад
Donald Trump is the country. He bleeds red, white and blue. When he hugs the flag, the economy soars, 100 bald Eagle chicks hatch from their eggs and Steve Bannon’s clothes miraculously appear to be ironed.
@MissMoontree
@MissMoontree 2 года назад
I'm not even standing by a country. Just by humans
@prime8nate
@prime8nate 2 года назад
@@aljirou29 by saying objectively fraudulent investigations in all caps makes it true
@aljirou29
@aljirou29 2 года назад
@@prime8nate Then the first impeachment, IF YOU WOULD BOTHER TO READ THE TRANSCRIPT, was also a lie. Trump NEVER ASKED UKRAINE TO DIG UP DIRT ON ANYONE.
@direktive4
@direktive4 2 года назад
she must be a lousy realtor if she doesn't understand what trespassing is
@lyndawolfe9881
@lyndawolfe9881 2 года назад
Jenna, you’re the stuff I scrape off the bottom of my shoe.
@busolaolagunju3410
@busolaolagunju3410 2 года назад
She is.
@jeremybenoit759
@jeremybenoit759 2 года назад
Don't you usually eat that?
@ericthemovieguy
@ericthemovieguy 2 года назад
Where do you walk? Throw those shoes away sister.
@kateskeys
@kateskeys 2 года назад
You’re being way to nice.
@dianedelauri4288
@dianedelauri4288 2 года назад
Bingo!
@Sypherz
@Sypherz 2 года назад
26 hrs per day? 30 hrs per day? What dimension is this jail in?
@alllovenohate5168
@alllovenohate5168 2 года назад
Basically if he came out this morning around 9 am and got locked down at 2 pm or so. He won’t get back out the cell until the next day around 4 pm or so. The jail has two side and their under staffed. His days are long is hell
@jadeh2699
@jadeh2699 2 года назад
He must have eaten some of that Martian ketchup. LOL!
@scott4097
@scott4097 2 года назад
Days seem long when you follow the leader into a hall of mirrors with no way out. In the end, time stands still. But that's just another consequence of hate, dishonesty and an incomplete high school education... in the Twilight Zone. -not RodStirling
@amyhollman1970
@amyhollman1970 2 года назад
The same dimension where there are more than four 90 degree "corners" to reach during Covid 1.0, Dingledump Edition.
@TheNecropolis20
@TheNecropolis20 4 месяца назад
Trump 2024
@richardcogbill6791
@richardcogbill6791 2 года назад
We're supposed to follow the country's Constitution, not the president.
@jazzb3371
@jazzb3371 2 года назад
That's the thing. Fascists will follow ANYTHING that validates their view. If the constitution doesn't cut it, the president will
@JamesMoore-un3cu
@JamesMoore-un3cu 2 года назад
We're also supposed to follow the Rule of Law and not riot and burn cities, and disrespect police officers when they're giving you a command. But what the hell, right?
@_Jake.From.Statefarm_
@_Jake.From.Statefarm_ 2 года назад
@@JamesMoore-un3cu Ask George Washington how that could possibly happen... should be easy enough to find..
@AJFRESHBOY
@AJFRESHBOY 2 года назад
Even though jenna got a light sentence, the fact that she has to go jail after bragging she wouldn't puts a smile on my face
@wickedkittie63
@wickedkittie63 2 года назад
Plus she will have to bend over and cough.
@THERSC216
@THERSC216 2 года назад
I hope she rots in jail....as the old saying goes: 'mess around and find out!!!!!'
@debbierushing723
@debbierushing723 2 года назад
Do you feel the same towards the summer rioters?
@jeffreym.8957
@jeffreym.8957 2 года назад
@@debbierushing723 No. Kind of obvious for anyone with an IQ greater than 85. Someone who destroys a building because they're pissed off about corrupt police forces, isn't going to take away my vote and give it to someone else.
@TheShredtube
@TheShredtube 2 года назад
@@jeffreym.8957 their whataboutism is getting old
@jamespaul4746
@jamespaul4746 2 года назад
Has it ever crossed her mind that all these bad things she's complaining about happened to her, wouldn't be happening to her if she wouldn't have attacked the Capitol in the first place.
@ryanstatt9910
@ryanstatt9910 2 года назад
26-31 hours a day of harrassment. So sad...
@ryanstatt9910
@ryanstatt9910 2 года назад
@ritztits n ritznips crazy thought, why don't you shut up?
@MadRamote
@MadRamote 2 года назад
@@ryanstatt9910 Wait wha? How many hours does a day have? Like in total?
@ryanstatt9910
@ryanstatt9910 2 года назад
@@MadRamote last I knew, 24. But who knows in Trumptardland?
@sarahcashman8591
@sarahcashman8591 2 года назад
No. In fact her comment confirms systemic racism in that she thought she could break the law and get away with it cos she’s white. Sadly for her, she’s the wrong gender and not rich enough and it was too public so no, she will be punished for breaking the law 🤷‍♀️
@villanessa
@villanessa 2 года назад
Wow what a horrible woman..cannot believe what she said on her tweets
@marcusa.fromthebay7514
@marcusa.fromthebay7514 2 года назад
You can't? Really? C'mon!!
@ZxEdward
@ZxEdward 2 года назад
True honorable America citizen won't ever do that.
@SelfLoveU
@SelfLoveU Год назад
She never said that. The media took her words and twisted it.
@itsabovemenow1016
@itsabovemenow1016 Год назад
@@SelfLoveU she posted the exact words on her Twitter and only deleted it after some blowback. I guess she thinks because she deleted it means we can all un-read it.
@sanscipher
@sanscipher 2 года назад
"23 to 30 hours per day" - can these people be locked up until February 31st, please?
@katherinegray5086
@katherinegray5086 2 года назад
👍🤣💙⛪🇦🇺
@blkcatzette
@blkcatzette 2 года назад
Thank you for that one lol.
@cowboyhoyt1554
@cowboyhoyt1554 2 года назад
You libtards like big brother? Unbelievable!
@Dirty10
@Dirty10 2 года назад
@@cowboyhoyt1554 do you not know how many hours are in a day. Yes I rather be on the side of big brother than terrorists like the trump cult
@cowboyhoyt1554
@cowboyhoyt1554 2 года назад
@@Dirty10 was that a question? Use punctuation, dip shhhhh. Definitely tells me how smart you are. That explains everything. Thanks for showing me that.
@frankcantone3823
@frankcantone3823 2 года назад
"Psychologically damaging, torturous and inhumane." Aren't those words used to describe the actions of the rioters against the police on January 6?
@brandonkim76
@brandonkim76 2 года назад
Yeah but he is not talking about riot in here you donut
@frankcantone3823
@frankcantone3823 2 года назад
I'm not a donut, I'm a fudge brownie
@LeTrashPanda
@LeTrashPanda 2 года назад
@@frankcantone3823 I'm a pot brownie...bzz bzz 😮‍💨
@frankcantone3823
@frankcantone3823 2 года назад
@@LeTrashPanda Sounds yummy :D
@marievignolo5449
@marievignolo5449 2 года назад
Also for someone who is SO confident that Jan 6th was no big deal he spends a hell of a lot of time trying to hide all the details involved. 🤫
@SelfLoveU
@SelfLoveU Год назад
Well you had to be there.
@imacmill
@imacmill 2 года назад
Jenna was given permission to go to Mexico while she awaited trial, and now she gets a laughable 2 months in jail and she's allowed to first spend the holidays with family and friends before she goes. There's something seriously nefarious happening in the US of A.
@Darkstarr-ud2go
@Darkstarr-ud2go 2 года назад
Cause there is ….
@illstreamthat
@illstreamthat 2 года назад
@@GarrishChristopherRobin777 Does it matter? Why do Liberals feel the need to segregate people by color?
@iah8344
@iah8344 2 года назад
ill streamthat: she played the race card first
@GladysAlicea
@GladysAlicea 2 года назад
@@illstreamthat Oh, come on, streamthat. She said so in her tweet; how assured was she that her looks and skin color would get her off or with little time, and guess what? It did.
@Tedinator01
@Tedinator01 2 года назад
@@sheeshkebabz6024 That’s a fair point and I completely forgot about that.
@Leota18
@Leota18 2 года назад
Aren’t those people in jail the same ones who used to say jail wasn’t rough enough.
@sigma_curry
@sigma_curry 2 года назад
Yes for real crimes. Not for tresspassing into a building.
@MrDrProfessorSir962
@MrDrProfessorSir962 2 года назад
@@sigma_curry lmao cry harder. trespassing is a crime! Trespassing in a government building is a felony so stupid prizes.
@sigma_curry
@sigma_curry 2 года назад
@@MrDrProfessorSir962 the issue is the law is not evenly applied. I have seen footage of blm ppl tresspassing federal buildings. I am assuming you think they should all be put in prison.
@amyhollman1970
@amyhollman1970 2 года назад
Why didn't they just comply? Looking at you, Ashley Babbitt.
@ochayethenoo
@ochayethenoo 2 года назад
@@sigma_curry Haha sure you saw that. Pathetic little lie.
@AyeCarumba221
@AyeCarumba221 2 года назад
He’s in Solitary Confinement for up to 30 hours per day???? Wow, here on Earth, the days only go to 24 hours…
@kellyappel3015
@kellyappel3015 2 года назад
"Life or death, it doesn't matter.... Y'all know who to hire for real estate." Now there's someone who believes in her cause.
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 года назад
30 hours per day? whoa, those DC jails are tough.
@garyportman7940
@garyportman7940 2 года назад
Overtime :-)
@randibgood
@randibgood 2 года назад
Now I know who found that Daystretcher I lost!
@Patricia-zt8ub
@Patricia-zt8ub 2 года назад
yikes! :)
@dontbanmebrodontbanme5403
@dontbanmebrodontbanme5403 2 года назад
They make him go back in time to serve the extra hours! 😂
@luvlyleo2836
@luvlyleo2836 2 года назад
These people committed treason!!! And should be charged with treason!
@awfullyawful
@awfullyawful 2 года назад
The democrats? Yes. I agree.
@Tedinator01
@Tedinator01 2 года назад
@@awfullyawful You’re in a cult. Seek professional help.
@m.k.c.5212
@m.k.c.5212 2 года назад
There's an old saying: If you want people to real listen, whisper. Joe's got it right - everyone is straining to make sure they hear what he's saying.
@Belzedar
@Belzedar 2 года назад
And isn't that what ASMR is all about?
@cowboyhoyt1554
@cowboyhoyt1554 2 года назад
Hahahahahahahah! He struggles trying to speak! Without whispering!
@jeffstrongman7889
@jeffstrongman7889 2 года назад
That's the dumbest comment I've read all day.
@cowboyhoyt1554
@cowboyhoyt1554 2 года назад
Maybe cause the people can’t understand anything he says or whispers! Hahahahahahahah f-ing joke!!
@sammi723
@sammi723 2 года назад
@@cowboyhoyt1554 uh, it’s called a speech impediment ……
@michaelsotomayor5001
@michaelsotomayor5001 2 года назад
I also live in north Texas and that Jenna Ryan segment made me laugh so loud I think my neighbors heard me. It is painful to see this as a reality here in our area. I wish I could empathize with them but how can you love someone that chooses to hate?
@lockettowl
@lockettowl 2 года назад
It's amazing how these people cry "injustice" as soon as they experience a fraction of how they treat black people.
@edgarcayce2.02
@edgarcayce2.02 2 года назад
Amen, brother. Amen.
@rockrollangel1972
@rockrollangel1972 2 года назад
and do you think the black people would be able to wait to start their sentence until after the holidays? NOPE! she still got that special treatment
@jeffreyhershey5754
@jeffreyhershey5754 2 года назад
You're delusional
@cosmolean
@cosmolean 2 года назад
Black people are the most coddled group in America. Stop whining.
@jaac7027
@jaac7027 2 года назад
@@jeffreyhershey5754 quiet dummy
@ItsDatCajunStuff
@ItsDatCajunStuff 2 года назад
It's more than a little disingenuous for a successful businesswoman who's made enough money to travel on a private jet and has a "great future" to hold nothing but contempt for the country in which she found all of that success. None of these people are oppressed, but they think mild anger qualifies as oppression for rich white people.
@jaychip1
@jaychip1 2 года назад
She was a guest on someone else's private jet. She was hoping to impress the rich guy. Turns out there were a bunch of prettier girls aboard and he ignored her. She flew free though, and got arrested for her dumbassery.
@rendajones7368
@rendajones7368 2 года назад
@@jaychip1 She’s not as rich nor as blonde as she pretends.
@jaychip1
@jaychip1 2 года назад
@@rendajones7368 lol. Exactly.
@TheShredtube
@TheShredtube 2 года назад
In their minds, not being given attention is oppressive, which is fine. Most Black people want to be treated as equals and left the hell alone. They don't want to be harassed, heckled, or bothered because they "fit the description" or "look like bad men" or are up to no good. We're tired of being labeled thugs if we wear sweatpants and have tattoos and a lack of a smile, but not when a White person does the same. We'd like to tell people no and exercise our rights within the law without someone misconstruing it as threatening their lives.
@jaystonkey
@jaystonkey 2 года назад
@@TheShredtube”You ain’t Black!” Joe Biden
@edvh88
@edvh88 2 года назад
As a “white woman with blond hair” I am so glad she is going to jail. Can’t wait for the day when people who look like me don’t assume the rules don’t apply to them. And when every person feels that the law will be applied to them fairly and impartially.
@jeffreym.8957
@jeffreym.8957 2 года назад
I hear you, but yeah, probably not until Matt Gaetz is dating 50 year olds...
@maxxmabemwe4859
@maxxmabemwe4859 2 года назад
Hey Europeans, you are not white. Your skin is not white. You are colorless.
@joestrutter180
@joestrutter180 2 года назад
Emily you are evil with your blonde hair and blue eyes and you will go to jail too
@Rose-jk8ur
@Rose-jk8ur 2 года назад
Truth of the matter is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what she said about being white. Think about it...............
@jeffreym.8957
@jeffreym.8957 2 года назад
@@Rose-jk8ur Okay, Karen.
@DeeDee-hx1km
@DeeDee-hx1km 2 года назад
"I have blond hair and white skin"....well, at least she admitted her privilege, real or perceived.
@IamTechNerd
@IamTechNerd 2 года назад
Man you guys have no self esteem…at all. Respect gets respect. If you see yourself as a bum, you will be treated as a bum. Privilege does not exist in this sense.
@romancultist6089
@romancultist6089 2 года назад
I've never heard of a black guy getting 60 days for a Federal offense... Just saying.
@samoday2992
@samoday2992 2 года назад
No he got $20 million instead …. Just saying
@sgtwrench69
@sgtwrench69 2 года назад
Trespassing.....yawn
@lettiegrant9447
@lettiegrant9447 2 года назад
That will never happen👍
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 года назад
Man it's good to be white!
@hannah1948
@hannah1948 2 года назад
and you never will!!
@itsmefool8056
@itsmefool8056 2 года назад
I can't stress this enough I hope that lady gets a shared cell with exactly who she deserves😘😘😘
@jorgemtds
@jorgemtds 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@backagain5216
@backagain5216 2 года назад
She not a lady but you are correct.
@jordanmorris5827
@jordanmorris5827 2 года назад
She doesn't deserve any of this. She is a patriot who stood up for her country. You probably think MLK was also a criminal cause he stood up for what was wrong.
@ryanstatt9910
@ryanstatt9910 2 года назад
@@jordanmorris5827 good analogy...wow...literally peacefully protesting and making speeches vs. flying a private jet to the scene and playing the white privilege card while attempting a coup...knowing nothing about you other than your verbal diarrhea has shown me everything I need to know about you. Oh, I'm white btw and, assuming you are too, ashamed to share skin color with you
@jordanmorris5827
@jordanmorris5827 2 года назад
@@ryanstatt9910 BLM killed around 19 people, caused billions of dollars in damage over the fact some drug addict got knelt on. The only death directly related to the Capitol protest was Ashly Babbit who was a Trump supporter.
@batfreakjoker5611
@batfreakjoker5611 2 года назад
"18 to 26 hours per day" ..... somebody get this man a medal.
@ruthdanielson919
@ruthdanielson919 2 года назад
If party to a felony where someone dies you are just as culpable as the one who caused the injury or dearh. Where's the justice?
@Nobuna283
@Nobuna283 2 года назад
You'd think a licensed real estate agent would know the penalty for violent trespass....
@jimmason8502
@jimmason8502 2 года назад
@Steve N. Like all of them
@billystclair1528
@billystclair1528 2 года назад
Apparently tha uneducated looters that were breaking into businesses, stealing, and setting fire to those businesses didn't either. SMDH
@leppel22
@leppel22 2 года назад
@@MatthewMartone-rr6lj When I go down to the post office to mail my kids letters to Santa I always have my Kevlar, helmet and bear spray. When there is barriers and a police line I don't worry I just march right on in cuz Its MY building! Right?
@RiceChrispy0527
@RiceChrispy0527 2 года назад
Nah, in typically republican fashion, they only care about it til it's in your hands(Babies, houses, etc.) .
@arnonroyna4420
@arnonroyna4420 2 года назад
You'd have to prove that she was violent. Looked like a peaceful protest to me. No fires. No innocent kids being killed.
@GreenLanternCorps2814
@GreenLanternCorps2814 2 года назад
Ha ha, for someone that's in solitary confinement for 30 hours per day, that guy sounds like he's being treated really well.
@irakdallen8818
@irakdallen8818 2 года назад
"What say youuu, Secretary of Steak-umm's?". Lmao whoever wrote that deserves a raise.
@JordiVanderwaal
@JordiVanderwaal 2 года назад
"Should you be allowed to call it real estate if you don't know what is real and what isn't?" Jimmy's best joke/comment and got no laughs. :(
@richardgreen3081
@richardgreen3081 2 года назад
Jenna “Life or Death” Ryan starts crying about a prison sentence!
@veosmadr9595
@veosmadr9595 2 года назад
Her jail time is a joke.
@JohnSmith-pg9ns
@JohnSmith-pg9ns 2 года назад
She could have gotten nothing. 60 days however it's still a good time for someone who thinks she's above the law
@arthurriley2957
@arthurriley2957 2 года назад
@@JohnSmith-pg9ns She will not do the whole 60.
@arthurriley2957
@arthurriley2957 2 года назад
@Lee Why should he be charged?
@CW0123
@CW0123 2 года назад
@@arthurriley2957 he’s a producer of a film where a person was people slaughtered
@Tedinator01
@Tedinator01 2 года назад
@@CW0123 A person was people slaughtered? What on earth does that even mean?
@brucecourtney3320
@brucecourtney3320 2 года назад
This week in COVID history is genius!!! Thanks for reminding forgetful folks just how dire things were!
@aliciajohnson9110
@aliciajohnson9110 2 года назад
You should really spend some time finding out what really happened. What a shame.
@Rob1977N
@Rob1977N 2 года назад
It takes the same energy to be cruel as it does to be kind. Choose love always. You're the reason someone smiles, that's a superpower.
@thethree60five
@thethree60five 2 года назад
Better makes better.
@rondanew9916
@rondanew9916 2 года назад
I agree 💯👍 being kind cost nothing. Love can win ♥️
@freshstart2105
@freshstart2105 2 года назад
@@rondanew9916 Tell that to my coworker. It used to take everything within him to say "Hello" back to me every morning. Lol
@Rob1977N
@Rob1977N 2 года назад
@jbsosa100 is an amazing woman 😃
@pogwigginsprod.7702
@pogwigginsprod.7702 2 года назад
Unless that person disagrees with objective reality.
@eddym5532
@eddym5532 2 года назад
I like Joe Biden, he is a real human being.
@reverendrecoveringkaren822
@reverendrecoveringkaren822 2 года назад
So much for the party of PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY 🙌🏽
@yetanotherjohn
@yetanotherjohn 2 года назад
MAGATs delight! Jenna will absolutely run for office as a GOP stooge and win bigly.
@tmcbgrrl0074
@tmcbgrrl0074 2 года назад
26 hours a day. Daylight savings has everyone screwed Up! 🤣
@tmcbgrrl0074
@tmcbgrrl0074 2 года назад
8 days a week 🤦🏻‍♀️
@honoralovall5983
@honoralovall5983 2 года назад
Thirty hours in a day can't be blamed on anything but stupidity.
@bricology
@bricology 2 года назад
So . . . let me see if I understand this: Jenna Ryan wants "the president" to pardon everyone. Apparently she is unaware that only _sitting_ presidents can pardon people. /SMDH
@adamclifton29
@adamclifton29 2 года назад
Nobody ever said these MAGAts are smart
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 2 года назад
bricology pretty sure she, like most MAGAts were referring to Trump while he was still president. Waiting for that 11th hour, but didn't Bannon receive a pardon and he's still has a reckoning to deal with?
@jeaneenicole4470
@jeaneenicole4470 2 года назад
Well to be fair, she said that after it first happened. Don the Con was still president at the time. That's when he was dishing out all his last minute pardons lol
@Grammy52
@Grammy52 2 года назад
She said this right after it happened.
@tzvikrasner6073
@tzvikrasner6073 2 года назад
She's part of the group that believes he's secretly still President.
@robbie4084
@robbie4084 2 года назад
No sympathy for those clowns who stormed the Capitol, She's right about Trump, but she is responsible for her own actions
@jopo6876
@jopo6876 2 года назад
"Besides the obvious sexism and racism." It’s sad that no one got that joke.
@dontbanmebrodontbanme5403
@dontbanmebrodontbanme5403 2 года назад
We all got it. As a black man, however, I'm numb at this point.
@jopo6876
@jopo6876 2 года назад
@@dontbanmebrodontbanme5403 i interpret your comment in a few different ways - mind sharing what you mean? 🙂
@milodelcampo2971
@milodelcampo2971 2 года назад
I love how this woman jenna Ryan basically wrote all the jokes nessecary for the late night talk show hosts to make fun of her herself
@americantruth1948
@americantruth1948 2 года назад
@Jeremy Parker well Karen maybe you should start your own late night show. I would watch it because you seem like your a joke
@egarza9241
@egarza9241 2 года назад
💩Rioters left feces, urine in hallways and offices during mobbing of US Capitol By Carl Campanile and Yaron Steinbuch January 8, 2021 NYPOST💩
@slickten9070
@slickten9070 2 года назад
@@egarza9241 Did you smell it
@egarza9241
@egarza9241 2 года назад
@@slickten9070 No, why?
@slickten9070
@slickten9070 2 года назад
@@egarza9241 I would just like to know more about that poop man…That’s all
@ld4974
@ld4974 2 года назад
Judge: "How do you plead?" Jenna Ryan: "Blonde Hair and White Skin".
@1927su
@1927su 2 года назад
Regarding January 6th.…you’d think the little fish locked up, would be kinda pissed all the big fish that prompted them to go there, are swimming around free …
@janiekcarney5482
@janiekcarney5482 2 года назад
Great monologue. I really enjoyed this one.
@Momoneymmiproblems
@Momoneymmiproblems 2 года назад
People understand that the reason things are going so slowly is because Republicans have been voting party lines, not what is best for the people.
@Momoneymmiproblems
@Momoneymmiproblems 2 года назад
@Mr. Mongol really? So you feel that creating a sustainable infrastructure that won’t just need to be replaced in 20 years is a party play? Being an incumbent isn’t inherently bad, it is what the incumbent does during their time that matters. I would add to that Democrats aren’t big on revenge rallies against members of their party that didn’t do what they wanted. Sadly that can’t be said of the Republicans. If you don’t have anything intelligent to say stop speaking.
@ronnieking3848
@ronnieking3848 2 года назад
So jail is sorta sucky and jaily? Noone treating you 'special'? Aww shucks!!
@Porter5habazz
@Porter5habazz 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@miguellmoctezuma
@miguellmoctezuma 2 года назад
Who would of thought
@rjd3wine
@rjd3wine 2 года назад
All 30 hours a day !!!!
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 года назад
and youre stuck in there 30/7! talk about a slow clock.
@angiepeterson1282
@angiepeterson1282 2 года назад
That whispering is a trick to make you listen. When my dad was angry, he got quieter. It was way scarier than raising his voice. And it magnifies the difference between him and Trump.
@rohananya
@rohananya 2 года назад
I love “ This week in Covid history”…… and his voiceover is amazing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@turogers13
@turogers13 2 года назад
I like his whispering, I find it endearing. That man has saved us all from a world of hate.
@NBHank
@NBHank 2 года назад
He seems to comprehend how microphones work. Unlike the genius bellowing into them daily. He clearly didn't.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 2 года назад
It's also apparently a technique to combat stuttering, which I didn't know until recently. So it may be more necessary than it seems.
@jumantewashington8715
@jumantewashington8715 2 года назад
Write him a letter in crayon. Who knows, he might invite you to the White House. You may even get to shower with the president.
@NBHank
@NBHank 2 года назад
@@jumantewashington8715 you misspelled maralago
@jumantewashington8715
@jumantewashington8715 2 года назад
@@NBHank Trump likes teenagers. Biden prefers them half that age.
@hijodelaisla275
@hijodelaisla275 2 года назад
I've been hearing the "this-could-be-bad-for-Donald-Trump" comments for six years now. We're ready for the bad.
@illstreamthat
@illstreamthat 2 года назад
You've been lied to for six years now...
@hopeandpeace4632
@hopeandpeace4632 2 года назад
In my country he would be in jail already for his coup on your democracy and all of this terrorists too He lied to you and you know it, you are just playing his game for political reasons. He is trying to destroy your country, start a civil war, he is a psychopath. All TRAITORS
@kevinbonin6173
@kevinbonin6173 2 года назад
@@hopeandpeace4632 you mean the coup against President Trump. you are in a cult.
@hopeandpeace4632
@hopeandpeace4632 2 года назад
@@kevinbonin6173 you are just pretending you believe his crazy talk SOUR LOSER
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 2 года назад
@@kevinbonin6173 Trump claimed that every single bad thing that happened to him was a coup. If so, to quote Stephen Colbert, "Then the deep state suuuuuucks!"
@lsingstock1646
@lsingstock1646 2 года назад
It's not prison. It's a little stint in a county jail. It should have been prison.
@chrisjeffries2322
@chrisjeffries2322 2 года назад
After she is locked up, THROW THE KEY AWAY!
@jamesb4523
@jamesb4523 2 года назад
Wow, that 26 hours per day in solitary is bad, but at least it's not 30 hours per day like it used to be.
@AecidReaFlux
@AecidReaFlux 2 года назад
Good news, though: Amnesty International has agreed to meet with him on November 35th.
@ashemoski
@ashemoski 2 года назад
Did anyone notice the lack of accent when she was speaking "professionally" vs. spouting her crap on Jan 6?
@markjones4704
@markjones4704 2 года назад
no but her cakling like the wicked witch wont get her elected potus in 2024 unless she changes her game and bar a acident of history we will have the orange blob again in the white house on jan 20th 2025 at noon
@ashemoski
@ashemoski 2 года назад
@@markjones4704 We'll have to pray that neither of those nightmare scenarios comes even close to fruition.
@markjones4704
@markjones4704 2 года назад
@@ashemoski i know but hes ahead of biden in the polls on pecentage terms and they were pretty acurate in 2020 and 2016 although hilary didnt get any where nr the electoral college votes too become potus but trump did
@jessewoody5772
@jessewoody5772 2 года назад
I will definately vote against trump NO MATTER WHO runs against him. He is a cancer to all the rest of us
@markjones4704
@markjones4704 2 года назад
@@jessewoody5772 good im sure most americans feel the same and i would vote for a hat stand on the ballot paper against trump in 2024
@JamesMoore-un3cu
@JamesMoore-un3cu 2 года назад
Curious to know why NO ONE seems to want to hold all the RIOTERS accountable in Portland, Seattle, Kenosha, where real damage was done to real, ordinary people?? Crickets....
@HBOB523
@HBOB523 2 года назад
Genuine question… Does anyone ACTUALLY think that Kalama’s approval rating is so low because of sexism and racism??
@HBOB523
@HBOB523 2 года назад
@@IslandKate Sadly true. Even more sad is that folks will hear that and blindly believe it.
@clutchyfinger
@clutchyfinger 2 года назад
Flying motorcycle is the biggest scam ive ever heard, that will NEVER happen, at least not even close to how it is depicted.
@homer3189
@homer3189 2 года назад
look up the "Jetson One"
@crooker2
@crooker2 2 года назад
Nope. Not gonna happen. Not this decade anyway.
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 года назад
maybe it will go up in flames like the hoverboards. thats the best they can do.
@SJ-vb3tg
@SJ-vb3tg 2 года назад
yay i can finally take that journey of 2.85 miles really fast
@owensparks5013
@owensparks5013 2 года назад
You sound like the folks that said rockets would never land and be reusable, now that's routine. Drones are so cheap they're kids toys. Drones that can carry people are already being flown. Stating that something will never happen seems a bit daft at this point, even if you write it in all caps.
@Nicole-hc7rh
@Nicole-hc7rh 2 года назад
I live in North Texas and would….never allow her or any of the Rich family be my realtors.
@jerrymeeuwse859
@jerrymeeuwse859 2 года назад
I'm an hour West of D.F.W. and HOPE I find one of her yard signs. Got my stencil, sharpie, and rattle can in my trunk. (hint) Orange is the new black.
@donny5063
@donny5063 2 года назад
Your obviously very intelligent 😎✌
@joymattson8549
@joymattson8549 2 года назад
@@donny5063 and donny, you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"...clearly NOT educated
@edwarddankin8138
@edwarddankin8138 2 года назад
The only time I hear about racism is when I watch TV. I don’t see anybody hating when I’m out & about in public. Must be a party topic. Don’t fall for it. Simple as that.
@alyssagutie302
@alyssagutie302 2 года назад
“I see dead ppl”😂😂🤣🤣😂😭😭🤣🤣 you got me cracking up jimmy
@pop5678eye
@pop5678eye 2 года назад
Watch more rioters give testimony about inhumane treatment in jail every day at 26:90PM.
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 2 года назад
I actually agree with that insurrectionist. 26 to 30 hours per day IS inhumane. I don't want my tax dollars going towards bending space and time to punish these people. Regular old prison time is fine with me.
@MsWarriordiva
@MsWarriordiva 2 года назад
Really? 26-30 hours a day? You know there are only 24 hrs in a day, right? OMG.
@marcoc8494
@marcoc8494 2 года назад
@@MsWarriordiva Civil's comment was clearly sarcasm 🤦 Skip to the 6:10 mark of the video and perhaps you'll understand.
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 2 года назад
@@marcoc8494 Thank you kindly for that response :)
@michellej.383
@michellej.383 2 года назад
Yeah. And what we find out later is that the "inhumane" treatment of solitary confinement for 26 to 30 hrs a day 🤣, was just him in his prison cell, like everyone else.
@techfoolcasey4348
@techfoolcasey4348 2 года назад
I would like to spin origami and space time to cost these insurrectionists 5 years to 20. Years not months. They aren't needed. Or charge them as if they were BLM activists, and their dedicated combat teams like the proud boys, and oath keepers go to a place where the clock bends against them. Leavenworth, quantanamo bay, or perhaps Yemen.
@lynnemiller3633
@lynnemiller3633 2 года назад
Best monologues on nighttime tv! Love it.
@kateskeys
@kateskeys 2 года назад
Jimmy Kimmel is my hero. Thanks Jimmy
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 года назад
Jenna Ryan, Jan 6th 2021: "LIFE OR DEATH IT DOESN'T MATTER" Jenna Ryan, Nov 2021: "I am once again asking for your pardon."
@jonathans.972
@jonathans.972 2 года назад
@@dannythehipster5644 Boohoo. Basically you're just jealous BLM gets results. People like black people and think they matter, sorry. People don't like idiots who try and steal elections.
@jonathans.972
@jonathans.972 2 года назад
@@dannythehipster5644 90+% were peaceful. Trump will not pay for your incarceration fees. Remember that.
@Tedinator01
@Tedinator01 2 года назад
@@dannythehipster5644 No cities were “burned down” so stop already with your BS. The protests were overwhelmingly peaceful and you know it. The fact that you say it was “over one man dying” is truly despicable and says a great deal about what kind of person you are.
@Tedinator01
@Tedinator01 2 года назад
@@dannythehipster5644 Since BLM is nonviolent, the fact that you said, “BLM riots” shows exactly how ignorant and prejudiced you actually are. There’s no such thing as a “BLM riot” and you know it.
@jonathans.972
@jonathans.972 2 года назад
@@dannythehipster5644 your friends broke the windows and doors of the Capital Building. Care about budget now.
@ATLgamingZ6
@ATLgamingZ6 2 года назад
When your brain cells kills the I and leave you with Q
@jennifermuskrat-velarde700
@jennifermuskrat-velarde700 2 года назад
This man earns his money and I don't mean in a good way
@thomashartman4270
@thomashartman4270 2 года назад
The guy is in solitary confinement 30 hours a day. Yeah, he's representative of these dummies.
@therackstar
@therackstar 2 года назад
This lady thought being blonde would save her? Did she ever watch Orange Is The New Black?!
@thethree60five
@thethree60five 2 года назад
Or consider _Orange_ is not rub-off-on-you teflon? Well... the jury is our on that still.
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 2 года назад
only 60 days in jail. I would call that great experience
@robertw1962
@robertw1962 2 года назад
@@tuyenle8107 wish it was more time. It will still be torture to her spoiled ego.
@AM-we6en
@AM-we6en 2 года назад
I would like a pardon? Lol lmao! Murica!!
@ninalou4629
@ninalou4629 2 года назад
Um it kinda did. 60 days is nothing.. she might even end up doing less time.
@brianfrank7022
@brianfrank7022 2 года назад
“Garbage dump,” I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@xxmcfly88xx4
@xxmcfly88xx4 2 года назад
Jimmy Kimmel is a hypocrite and a tool to the establishment he needs to be taken off tv
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 года назад
@@xxmcfly88xx4 Over 18 million people disagree with you, but thank you for commenting and contributing to the algorithm.
@joehesse5433
@joehesse5433 2 года назад
@@xxmcfly88xx4 kind of like how Trump supporters are hypocritical for saying back the blue but yet had no problem attacking police because their poor losers 👍🏻
@sirmoonslosthismind
@sirmoonslosthismind 2 года назад
and i'm offended on behalf of the disgusting pile of trash being unfairly compared to the much worse donald trump.
@sazidafnan5015
@sazidafnan5015 2 года назад
@@xxmcfly88xx4 Another qanon nutcase
@rhondadami517
@rhondadami517 2 года назад
This week in Covid history is the best thing ever!!!! Luv it!!!!
@razorback9926
@razorback9926 2 года назад
Secretary of Steak-Ums killed me!
@mf568
@mf568 2 года назад
Sounds like a lot better conditions than they showed those officers on 1/6.
@tomsreviews238
@tomsreviews238 2 года назад
"Blonde" Jenna has dark roots, maybe that's why she didn't get an exemption.
@amyhollman1970
@amyhollman1970 2 года назад
I think that wanna be Faux Babe doesn't have the cash to see her colorist as often as she needs to. That Signature Shade of GOP Blonde is high maintenance.
@josephdelaurentis379
@josephdelaurentis379 2 года назад
maybe the carpet doesn't match the drapes
@katerinakemp5701
@katerinakemp5701 2 года назад
Lol blondie is a bottle blonde so white skin and blonde hair didn't earn her a pass, frigging hilarious🤣🤣🤣
@nordicwolf8808
@nordicwolf8808 2 года назад
🤣
@Crossmauz2.0
@Crossmauz2.0 2 года назад
Those solitary confinement hours, though! 😂
@peterquibell9773
@peterquibell9773 2 года назад
Will they ever wake up and see they have been conned. Trump could have pardoned them but threw them under the bus.
@kameronmonk4875
@kameronmonk4875 2 года назад
She only got 60 days? What kind of a sentence is that? That's just a hand slap! She should have got 10-20 years, like they all should have! I mean, they tried to overthrow our government!!!
@Person-mh6xq
@Person-mh6xq 2 года назад
Agreed!!
@MrWolfheart111
@MrWolfheart111 2 года назад
??? You should have a look at the videos from jan 6.
@Rich-nc2ee
@Rich-nc2ee 2 года назад
Tried to overthrow the government? With what… signs, loud offensive language and pepper spray. I’m pretty sure if “overthrowing the government “ was anyone’s intention on Jan 6th i would think a weapon or two would’ve been handy.
@truescotsman4103
@truescotsman4103 2 года назад
How is it that every single one of you people has been brainwashed into thinking that every person at the Capitol on January 6th was somehow program to overthrow the government and had malice in their hearts. I'm not saying some of those people there might have thought they could have done something but to include every single person in your little fantasy is a joke. And then to further implicate anybody who supports Trump all Trump voters everybody all in one basket of deplorables. You people are obviously and transparently completely out of your minds
@Ryanpatereau
@Ryanpatereau 2 года назад
They tried to reinstate someone who lost.There were weapons you are playing dumb.A bunch of cry babies.The fake Aryan Supreme race is going to fail again the house of cards is falling.
@AGMundy
@AGMundy 2 года назад
It is useful to be reminded of the awful things that were said by Mike Pompeo, Mitch McConnell etc. I thought Pompeo in particular was repugnant and shameful. Kayleigh MacEnany(thing-but-the-truth) has made herself a laughing stock for the rest of her life.
@surfgator8294
@surfgator8294 2 года назад
thank you Jimmy.
@canpin
@canpin 2 года назад
Throw all crazies in jail. Guess what? They are in jail and Hillary is enjoying her true freedom. Its not how loud you yell, its what the law state.
@ingsoc64
@ingsoc64 2 года назад
Wait, they can’t put her in jail! Because she has blonde hair, white skin, a great job, and a great future!😂😂😂
@khabbad
@khabbad 2 года назад
Yea all about white skin. Remember everyone’s skin color that’s always the most important thing
@Patricia-zt8ub
@Patricia-zt8ub 2 года назад
Awww for her. Too bad for her she is sooo wrong.
@m.k.c.5212
@m.k.c.5212 2 года назад
@@khabbad Where do you think SHE got the idea that she'd get away with her vile criminality? Could it be The System has shown her for years that she has such privilege so she believed it? (Rhetorical question alert). Well, she got just a taste of what she should get - not nearly enuf tho.
@christalcrawford6542
@christalcrawford6542 2 года назад
She paid good money for that bleach job. She probably wants a refund
@thomasfranco5997
@thomasfranco5997 Год назад
Not any more she will have a record for life. Who will hire her now, she will probably be a real estate agent for halfway houses?
@beckitibaldi9654
@beckitibaldi9654 2 года назад
I love your 'This week in COVID History'.
@loyi-kyong
@loyi-kyong 2 года назад
Agree. Too good! Best segment of his show!
@henryw1002
@henryw1002 2 года назад
3min25 in , Joe Biden Whispering 😆😂 Nearly Killed Me !!
@mikaelbiilmann6826
@mikaelbiilmann6826 2 года назад
"We were just following orders. We did what everyone else did, otherwise..." Hmmm, where have we heard that before?
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
6:21 That guy takes no breaks... he is stupid 35 hours a day, 11 days a week.
@GiarkReleos
@GiarkReleos 2 года назад
typical conservative
@furball8967
@furball8967 2 года назад
Jenna learnt her grifting from Trump and she’s also going to jail, I’m hoping he’ll reciprocate and go to jail too!
@aljirou29
@aljirou29 2 года назад
Yeah Trump was a grifter. Cuz working for free while leaving your private business behind is the clear mark of a grifter. Lol.
@skybrotha1042
@skybrotha1042 2 года назад
@@aljirou29 how much do you think he spent in his family properties while he was working for free
@furball8967
@furball8967 2 года назад
@@aljirou29 LOL yeah like he was a billionaire and didn't need the office of the President to do deals to personally enrich himself and all the while employing his children and associates who were overpaid, yet possessing none of the requisite skills that properly trained people had spent years crafting to do that work and ensuring that he stayed and played golf 967 days of his 4 year term with secret service detail who charged back to tax payers nightly rates in his hotels that were 4 X's what the rack rate was for walk- ins. Yeah he worked for free alright 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ruthw143
@ruthw143 2 года назад
At list he gives good news when he whispers 🤣
@anacarias2023
@anacarias2023 2 года назад
Ryan nichols reminded me of The Hillbilly Bears cartoon
@Innerversal
@Innerversal 2 года назад
'The Speeder?!" Wow. They really missed their opportunity with "Floatercycles."
@phildevitt877
@phildevitt877 2 года назад
Start a competing company and call it that - I think you’ll get more business! I’ll buy one!
@designer-mama
@designer-mama 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@AnnoyingMoose
@AnnoyingMoose 2 года назад
They're great for whipping through the forest moon of Endor!
@crooker2
@crooker2 2 года назад
You forgot about Motorflycles. :)
@warrenbennett1863
@warrenbennett1863 2 года назад
380 grand. Does that include a main and reserve ‘chute?
@nantwon
@nantwon 2 года назад
30 hours per day is inhumane and unconstitutional!
@trishkeller920
@trishkeller920 2 года назад
I think Kamala’s approval is so low is because we thought she would be doing more. And Mr. President STOP whispering. It is creepy
@ldgga2529
@ldgga2529 2 года назад
Your the Best, Jimmy!
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