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Cringe Virgin does what to get a woman? Lioranboard drama on the Soyless Matt Show with Dame Pesos. 

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#cringe #lioranboard
It's me again, Dame Pesos, with a new episode of the Soyless Matt Show. Today for you I have a cringe virgin trying to get together with a real woman. Since she wasn't an anime girl, it didn't work... But it was really funny. I was able to find all the funny parts of the lioranboard drama.
I hope you like it.
Skip intro 0:33
Investigation 2:36
Leaked dms 9:46
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Комментарии : 399   
@namerelevant2499
@namerelevant2499 Год назад
I gave my upvote because I like tacos and am not a racist
@realization2013
@realization2013 Год назад
Tacos are nice
@Suckmykiss247
@Suckmykiss247 Год назад
Too late
@pogothepurple3826
@pogothepurple3826 Год назад
@@digger6843 beat me to it
@UnbirthTheVorehog
@UnbirthTheVorehog Год назад
Thank you for your service
@brent123456yo
@brent123456yo Год назад
I'm a taco and I actually like racists
@ElselchoGaming
@ElselchoGaming Год назад
Dame going full detective to find the drama is why we love this beautiful taco.
@sgtwreck
@sgtwreck Год назад
He always has. Best taco.
@calstonjew
@calstonjew Год назад
They're so yummy in my tummy Give me *MORE*
@darkmojojojo
@darkmojojojo Год назад
I thought he was a burrito
@calstonjew
@calstonjew Год назад
@@darkmojojojo I'm Jenny from da hood
@MyNameIsChristBringsASword
@MyNameIsChristBringsASword Год назад
It's not the size of the taco, it's the sweet taste of meltdown cheese.
@EC0191
@EC0191 Год назад
10 bucks says he goes trans.
@pale_saint
@pale_saint Год назад
Non-binary rather
@mathphysicsnerd
@mathphysicsnerd Год назад
Not yet. Give this time to blow up, maybe be a minor happening on a lolcow site, then we'll see what happens
@billybobbobson3797
@billybobbobson3797 Год назад
Not just trans. He will be a "lesbian" trans
@nono-jj9rr
@nono-jj9rr Год назад
Is he a ginger male? If so it's 100% guaranteed
@UncleReamus
@UncleReamus Год назад
Great call.
@sunbeames1847
@sunbeames1847 Год назад
Our poor taco is so deprived of drama, he has to jump through hoops for hours to be rewarded with that sweet, juicy drama.
@Panax07
@Panax07 Год назад
November is proving a bit of a challenge for some reason...lol
@LouKelevraSlack
@LouKelevraSlack Год назад
"Detective Pesos, Internet PD. I'm on the hunt for a serial cringer."
@mariokarter13
@mariokarter13 Год назад
The amazing part about the internet is that there are literally millions of communities with their own drama that you'd otherwise never even know existed.
@TheZigzagman
@TheZigzagman Год назад
Bulbapedia, Gryffindor Tower, that whole Hamilton fanfiction thing, the American mukbang stuff. It always comes out of nowhere in the most ridiculous places.
@Audentum
@Audentum Год назад
It still feels unreal that you were gone for 2 years, it feels like you and jim never left.
@leembenson9746
@leembenson9746 Год назад
Ikr? Shits crazy :)))
@Panax07
@Panax07 Год назад
Yep bringing that full 2018 energy
@loganlevesques
@loganlevesques Год назад
Who's jim?
@thesquiddude1
@thesquiddude1 Год назад
@@loganlevesques Mr. Metokur ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-8axGipnEUQ0.html
@Audentum
@Audentum Год назад
@@loganlevesques mrmetokur
@maikeru01
@maikeru01 Год назад
No cringe Lord can escape the all seeing Mexican eye of dame pesos
@MaximilianonMars
@MaximilianonMars Год назад
He's Chilean, but yea.
@karlgustov9648
@karlgustov9648 Год назад
@@MaximilianonMars Why does it matter what _kind_ of Mexican Dame is?
@wvmcc82
@wvmcc82 Год назад
@@MaximilianonMars newfag
@badboibubby1878
@badboibubby1878 Год назад
Commissioner stands up from corpse, straightens suit, “Good work Investigator Taco, the shit posters will take it from here…”
@3rdHalf1
@3rdHalf1 Год назад
“I’m not good at having the money, but I’m good at having the sex”
@mangersavoir4213
@mangersavoir4213 Год назад
Then he should be able to be a whore and make the money.
@notatrollll
@notatrollll Год назад
“Wow i just wonder, gosh, would any woman be able to keep up with my massive sex drive and giant penis? Life is sooooo hard, just like my penis”
@sweetviolents29
@sweetviolents29 Год назад
That videography course is really paying off, Dame!
@LEARSIKCIGAM
@LEARSIKCIGAM Год назад
pro tip “I’m really flattered “ = no
@kswiss89
@kswiss89 Год назад
Dame Pesos' laugh could be prescribed as an anti depressant, I love it
@mrlickie
@mrlickie Год назад
Very true!
@nono-jj9rr
@nono-jj9rr Год назад
Taco taco taco, taco burrito!
@Darkshizumaru
@Darkshizumaru Год назад
I also hate when the net tries to hide things from me. I would totally do this.
@BornToPeeForcedToDrinkIt
@BornToPeeForcedToDrinkIt Год назад
Your personality is infectious. I've never felt more energized watching someone cybersleuth a deleted drama tweet. I'm so glad you're back!
@saltnessmonster
@saltnessmonster Год назад
We need an FTX meltdown lol!
@jackblack3718
@jackblack3718 Год назад
The mistake they made was continuing to talk to this guy period after his whiny, self-victimizing bullshit came out the first time.
@Dani-Claw
@Dani-Claw Год назад
1000%. Now she knows lol. For the sake of being "nice" we'll continue talking to weirdos (or they get us pissed off) but the moment they continue after you've already said no and you respond is basically an invitation in their minds. Their ultimate goal is YOUR attention. Had pricks pull this crap on me- even worse when they were filthy furries. 🤢
@tedbusiek8888
@tedbusiek8888 Год назад
No. Not milking this lolcow would have been a crime.
@pale_saint
@pale_saint Год назад
This incel is how schoolshooters are born
@GarosGaming
@GarosGaming Год назад
Watching you do research makes me think batman isn't the greatest detective ever. You are the best taco man
@RealitySNS
@RealitySNS Год назад
Dame's supreme computer taco digging techniques are unparalleled 🌮🌮🌮
@wtfronsson
@wtfronsson Год назад
That was a trip. I have to wonder why women keep responding to men like this. Just say I don't want to bothered, because the signs are there and it will only get worse with time. I've seen it a few times. Any screenshot of Discord now reminds me of this trend, lmao. Very good detective work, I'll keep the methodology in mind.
@PuritySin
@PuritySin Год назад
It's so good to see you back Dame Pesos and I love the new intro.
@mrfreeman2911
@mrfreeman2911 Год назад
and they said romance was dead.
@brentnallt
@brentnallt Год назад
Dame's detective work for this was legitimately one of the most impressive things I've seen in a while. I love you taco king.
@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers
You deserve the like for your 4chan hacker skills, you magnificant giggling taco 🌮🌮
@HAHA.GoodMeme
@HAHA.GoodMeme Год назад
The absolute internet sleuth madman Dame Pesos
@Wolvington
@Wolvington Год назад
Love your profile name
@Drayden42
@Drayden42 Год назад
I was wondering what happened with the whole Lioranboard thing. Thanks for this!
@valthonispaladine7999
@valthonispaladine7999 Год назад
Dame hacking the gibson to hunt down virgin drama. lol
@thepaladinauthoryoutube
@thepaladinauthoryoutube Год назад
I'm reminded of a line from John Candy's character in Cool Runnings: "If you're never enough without it, you'll never be enough with it." Yeah, in context he was talking about an Olympic gold medal, but it also works here.
@Laxhoop
@Laxhoop Год назад
The political landscape has done a complete 180 since the last time I saw one of these.
@SjaakadeliC
@SjaakadeliC Год назад
So, did they ever went collecting boulders on their first date?
@joesomebody3365
@joesomebody3365 Год назад
Entertaining video as usual Dame, watching you find it was funny. Keep up the great work.
@drunklink350
@drunklink350 Год назад
The power of taco gave us all of the drama! Never underestimate taco power
@tomriddle6039
@tomriddle6039 Год назад
Your laughter at cringe internet happenings is music to my ears
@dark_mode
@dark_mode Год назад
I'm SO HAPPY that Dame is back! And uploading regularly!!
@Wakka9000
@Wakka9000 Год назад
He had no money, but goddamn he can catch those Pikachu's like no other.
@UncleReamus
@UncleReamus Год назад
I have no idea what this lioran board was or is or anything about what’s going on, but the soy fueled meltdown narrated by my favorite “taco” was hysterical. Great video.
@MyNameIsChristBringsASword
@MyNameIsChristBringsASword Год назад
Thank you for that. You're actually the best investigative reporter this side of Project Veritas. I salute you brown man.
@InterDylan
@InterDylan Год назад
I initially started off annoyed that another private dm got leaked of somebody likely just being socially awkward and blunt but this ended up as comedy gold and him taking it public himself is the cherry on top. Great job as always Dame Pesos.
@notatrollll
@notatrollll Год назад
Technically it was public all along, this nut case was posting in general chat the whole time.
@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289
I think my biggest mistake in regards to interacting with you was not playing Pokemon with you :,((((
@cualquiercosa3674
@cualquiercosa3674 Год назад
When hiring Indian programers goes nuclear lol
@TheRealDioBrando
@TheRealDioBrando Год назад
Damn he really tried every trick in the discord playbook
@btw6301
@btw6301 Год назад
I missed you so much Dame. Never leave us again you magnificent taco 🌮 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯
@laynestaley4957
@laynestaley4957 Год назад
12:08 meet the quintessential coomer
@ICastUnicorn
@ICastUnicorn Год назад
Why can’t we like videos more than once? The videos get better every minutes!!
@Kuhnaydeein
@Kuhnaydeein Год назад
Like this comment ^^^ to add likes to this video!
@byzantiphile7630
@byzantiphile7630 Год назад
Beautiful detective work.
@tickleson8661
@tickleson8661 Год назад
Don't make the same mistake again, subscribe to Dame twice!
@piked86
@piked86 Год назад
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, just when I thought he had to stop, it just kept going.
@jonathananaya
@jonathananaya 8 месяцев назад
This was awesome. The search was great. I was on the edge of my seat. Buen trabajo mi compa!
@foolishkiwi4546
@foolishkiwi4546 Год назад
TACO INVESTIGATION ARC IS DOPAMINE MINE. Holy shit, good work dame.
@Atlis360
@Atlis360 Год назад
I think this was the hardest I’ve laughed while watching one of your videos. ¡More content like this, por favor!
@totalstranger9880
@totalstranger9880 Год назад
THE WORLD GREATEST TACO DETECTIVE!
@jonathananaya
@jonathananaya 8 месяцев назад
One of my favorite new channels. Keep it up bro.
@tmdwu5360
@tmdwu5360 Год назад
That new intro is great taco
@gagamba9198
@gagamba9198 Год назад
I love this channel.
@johnstephen399
@johnstephen399 Год назад
This kind of behavior from that mod is disturbing. Very dysfunctional.
@andyvankerkhove6902
@andyvankerkhove6902 Год назад
dude this was funny AF... From Spain
@AAron-gr3jk
@AAron-gr3jk Год назад
Your voice, your zest is infectious. You are alive!!! You make me laugh so much at the absurdity of it all. Wonderful !
@jimmypage6142
@jimmypage6142 Год назад
INCEL CRINGE! Hawhaw! Thank you Dame! You always make me laugh until I cry! Glad your back!🤣you were sooo missed!
@wvmcc82
@wvmcc82 Год назад
I love that Dame has a copy of the DSM
@nbiggs
@nbiggs Год назад
This one hit was all it took.. Subbed.
@jayjackson5932
@jayjackson5932 Год назад
The first 9 minutes of weaponized autism detective mode is a great Act 1.
@natethebesttt
@natethebesttt Год назад
What a spicy taco you are
@TransformersBoss
@TransformersBoss Год назад
Is it wrong that I ended up rooting for his success? Not success with the woman, but success in his suicide attempt!
@YanPagh
@YanPagh Год назад
That video was something. You technically proven that there is no way to really hide anything on the web since google is such a hoarder of information that of course, despite not showing anything they would still keep it somewhere in case they need it some day. Very insightful. And of course, the incel just needs to learn the social dance if he wishes to get laid, and prepare himself visually. Computer skills alone can only go so far.
@erikjimenez8671
@erikjimenez8671 Год назад
All right guys listen up, never never cry for a anybody. just remember, there’s plenty people on this earth that will love you as a boyfriend or girlfriend.
@zoopdterdoobdter5743
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 Год назад
And, some of them will love you as both! 🤭
@mrfreeman2911
@mrfreeman2911 Год назад
or as a boyfriend free girl
@AyZeD
@AyZeD Год назад
I think the trick is to not give a fuck just a little bit lol, even little things like not replying to texts right away will help you get the girl when you're just starting out with someone.
@marine76a
@marine76a Год назад
Kiss less virgins to the gas chambers.
@rinsatomi9527
@rinsatomi9527 Год назад
Dame, this is so much better than television Que grande eres!
@Franpowah
@Franpowah Год назад
Girl: "I'm tired of getting dragged down into bad mood" Lioran: IMA FKING AN HERO MYSELF!!!
@rkaye2009
@rkaye2009 Год назад
I didn't eat that f---in sandwich or the toilet thing either!
@Davethehedgehog
@Davethehedgehog Год назад
I fucking love you Dame, so much. How excited you get when you get the docs, and the fact lil Jon is playing in the background.
@christimaristany7347
@christimaristany7347 Год назад
I want to see a collaboration between our awesome Taco and itsagundam
@mysterymastermind175
@mysterymastermind175 Год назад
" Don't kill fictional video game characters" Wow, wow, guys he's such a good person. He's so misunderstood. Btw think he's done any actual charity work or nah?
@FairFrozen55
@FairFrozen55 Год назад
I made a gif of that DSM4 drop, for when I have to call someone an Autist.
@PhantomLink16
@PhantomLink16 Год назад
Link please?
@phobosmonolith4863
@phobosmonolith4863 Год назад
None of us would have ever seen this without you Dame, thanks!
@Jonathan-ic9ef
@Jonathan-ic9ef Год назад
Going by the title, I thought this was going to be about that crazy guy penguinz0 recently covered. The one who chased a female co-worker of his across two blocks while trying to woo her by playing a song for her.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one Год назад
O M G WTF Q_q
@catboyrepublican2520
@catboyrepublican2520 Год назад
The Taco 🌮 hacks the source code to find the drama
@Axath0th
@Axath0th Год назад
Amazing. No Supreme gentleman is safe from the arepa poster!
@ReviewOrcsUSA
@ReviewOrcsUSA Год назад
LMAOOO he actually said he was having a meltdown! The guy is in such a dark place it's disgusting. Now he's trying to use the court of law just to see the girl... Oof.
@RemiliaVampire
@RemiliaVampire Год назад
the kenny vs spenny humiliation theme at the end is the cherry on top
@Blisterdude123
@Blisterdude123 Год назад
Dude the Taco keen detective work sequence was super tense.
@Salmon_Rush_Die
@Salmon_Rush_Die Год назад
The internet detective work was exciting. I felt the suspense.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one Год назад
0:56 whoever came up with filming THAT Thanks for the LOL XD
@nobody8717
@nobody8717 Год назад
lol. simp powers activated.
@DaGrubb97
@DaGrubb97 Год назад
This 30 minute video took me almost 2 hours to watch because I had to keep pausing from cringe overload
@DarthAbyss316
@DarthAbyss316 Год назад
ALL HAIL TACOMAN!!! Love ya Dame, your content is always hysterical. Mwuahahaha
@shrek2andgoku
@shrek2andgoku Год назад
Glad you're back king
@sinisis2000
@sinisis2000 Год назад
litteeally one of the best videos on youtube
@DamePesos
@DamePesos Год назад
Thank you!
@bheathrow
@bheathrow Год назад
I don't have enough likes to give you for showing your search process.
@physetermacrocephalus2209
@physetermacrocephalus2209 Год назад
I love Dame's narraration. His accent is great and his enthusiasm even better
@thomasb7347
@thomasb7347 Год назад
You dug through all the delicious layers of this drama bean burrito
@extremelyhappysimmer
@extremelyhappysimmer Год назад
The amount of dedication you showed to finding this drama is amazing.
@winkydinks4770
@winkydinks4770 Год назад
A nice fresh of pace away from the TYT crowd I'd say! please do more
@sgtcojonez
@sgtcojonez Год назад
I love your channel so much, Dame.
@Eirexeyes
@Eirexeyes Год назад
There are definitely some weirdos out there. Always protect yourself. If you're going to meet someone off of the internet, always bring a friend, man or woman because you don't know what you're walking into. Even if its the tenth time, always bring company.
@loshobittos959
@loshobittos959 Год назад
DEDICATION!!! Muchas gracias Mr. Taco. Well I didn't actually care about the drama, but it was still a funny video.
@bidoofmania
@bidoofmania Год назад
Never clicked on a video so fast. Can't get enough tacos 🌮👏
@tomtom7955
@tomtom7955 Год назад
and to think I was considering taking a class on how to research on the internet, Thanks for the free lesson Dame!
@adolfolerito6744
@adolfolerito6744 Год назад
This thing made me cringe so goddamn hard I thought I got multiple sclerosis
@lmno567
@lmno567 Год назад
Dude is in need of a cold shower and to touch some grass.
@lemond2007
@lemond2007 Год назад
The zoom-in on the dislike was amazing.
@RippDrive
@RippDrive Год назад
If you aren't using Yandex you should. It's amazing. It's like google used to be before the social filters were put on.
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