Actually, Kobold Inventors (Which is what Chris played, it was a monster in Volo's Guide to Monsters) have 13 HP, so Spurt and the Wasp Swarm had practically the same amount. lmao
"I will take out my Green Slime Pot and my Rock Grub Pot, I lay down my Scorpion Stick and my Skunk in a Cage, take off my Wasp in a Bag and begun assembling me Centi-pult!" Now that's a Mongolian Striptease!
Weirdly, this was Chris' advertisement for the "Kobold Inventor" monster from Volo's Guide to Monsters. The genius didn't even use a player character sheet, it was an NPC sheet.
They did what they said they would do. They lead him to the light at the end of the tunnel. It just so happened to be a room full of magma and fire giants
I might have to download Idle Champions now just for that lol. Holy shit that's amazing. EDIT: I just read the article and I'm fucking wheezing, this is too good XD
I absolutely adore watching her reactions to some of the craziest shit that's occurred this campaign, like Keg's letter to Beau and the first underwater expedition with Nott internally screaming all the way down.
I'm still on the first campaign... However, I watch a few episodes because my memory sucks and I will most definitely not remember until the point in the episode that something is happening... This... THIS... is the best character introduction and uh... outroduction I have ever seen.
We can rebuild him (Splurt). We need a kobold cleric, a necromancer, a kobold scarecrow, some red wax, and something on fire. We'll have to get the Centi-Polt to attract his spirit and just FORCEFULLY EMBED HIS LITTLE KOBOLD SOUL INTO THE SCARECROW THING. And a stick, to check if it worked... I dunno, I have low INT.
This has got to be the funniest 20 minutes of Critical Role I've ever seen. I've watched all of it, and there's so, so many hilarious bits, but not even the three quarter hour hour love potion shenanigans beat this. Spurt, you died as you lived. A fucking legend.
I'm just gonna say it and I don't care that this will get me hated by the masses: I want Spurt back about as much as I want Mollymauk back. Can Spurt please come back and just join TMN and travel the world, one discovery at a time?
I just watched 'what they don't tell you about kobolds' and they grow up within two weeks to fully mature. So...they, they had a baby kobold take on a fire giant...I feel bad for knowing they inadvertently killed a baby kobold.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this but it’s legitimately some of the best improv I’ve ever seen. What a roller coaster of a character. The Legend of Spurt. “HEY ITS DARK DOWN HERE!”
So Caduceus is a Firbolg? I was wondering what the heck he was supposed to be. I couldn't tell in the critical role animations! I also see the party has not one, but 2 clerics. I'm sure they won't have to worry about dying horribly any time soon!
Last campaign they had pike, keyleth, scanlan, and vex with healing magic. For the first 30ish episodes of this campaign, jester was the only one in the group (aside from the once per day healing hands yasha has) with any healing magic, and Laura really doesn't like using all of her spell slots on healing spells. They really needed a second healer.
Lmao karma! But really the Waffle Crew bring it on themselves by virtue of being chaotic stupid. But hey I still watch them because it's an entertaining train wreck.
@@RyanWBL well it's less Chaotic Stupid as what seems real to the Characters. Example Paultin: He took the ring not only because he wanted the Ice bird, but also beside everything that happened, he felt the least useful from everyone.
