Critical Role - Matt Tells Marisha to Stop it 

Me, my brother, and some friends play dnd almost every other weekend. I am the youngest at the table and the DM. When the game can afford it I let the shenanigans fly and join in, but when shits serious I wrangle them in.

I knew Marisha was the youngest, from what I've heard them say i believe Travis and Laura are around the same age, at least close, we all know about Taliesin, but I thought Ashley was at least a couple years younger than Matt, that is surprising.

From what I can tell on Google & I'm not 100% sure if it's correct but, from youngest to oldest: Marisha, Ashley, Matt, Travis, Laura, Tal, Sam, Liam.

@@davidparkes7741laura is slightly older than travis.

@@davidparkes7741 Laura is older than Travis by 3 months, and Liam is older than Sam by 5 months. Other than that, you're right.

One day the crit team, will go beyond erp and Matt will barely be surprised, just hide behind the screen

DM Matt is just trying to live his life, out-of-game Matt is just as horny as the rest of these depraved psychos 😂

Honestly, Bell's Hells is definitely the most horny group we've had out of the 3 campaigns. And considering one of them had Scanlan, that's a feat in and of itself.

@@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie It's not like Vex and Vax were that innocent either. "And I open the door...completely naked!"

@@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie Just one horny bastard is easy to handle, but a whole group of them? Dear god...

I mean moments and interactions like this are the only reason I'm still watching this campaign. It completely lost my interest as far as the actual story and characters are concerned by like episode 20. I just enjoy the groups dynamics and weird chaos too much to miss any of it. I suppose that's why their such a great group.

More like, "Rocks OFF, everyone dies happy"

"No, no, no. Rocks, spelled R. O. C. C."

Because this is the internet and because Bell’s Hells nearly went the fucking route… I fully expect some Critical Roll-themed “freshlights” to actually be produced by the end of the year.

I think marisha even knew before she said it.

like when matt snaps and is done dming. he had best drop rocks

yeah and you can see that despite him playing it off, he juuust can't help but stay a little mad inside

​@@SuperGorakthats being human babbyyy

That's because in other settings, he doesn't have a planned session with key points he wants to hit before ending. So for the sake of the show's story, he TRIES to keep the events going... but other times, he just wants to have fun.

He knows the line. And when to enforce it

@@WillKazeOh That’s very true. It’s just so drastic the shift that it stands out. You can tell when he’s actually a player, he loves to cause chaos as well bc its just fun.

That's cuz in a DnD group, the DM is the only adult in the room, so they have to be more mature to keep the children in line :)

Someone has to be the adult during game time or the session goes nowhere.

The first Tony Hawk games had infinite grind cheatcodes that caused the controller to vibrate constantly as you looped around the lip of a bowl with perfect balance. Weirdly it was the only game my then GF would play ...

@@Neil_Mackie THPS3 had a secret level at the end - a cruise ship - where you could infinitely grind the edges of a pool on the lower deck as long as you hold the button. Just sayin...

Thank you! I was wondering about that, and Google was unhelpful.

Worm odessy for the snes was the first game that had rumble feature

this reminds me of the Moxie's Good Touch and Moxie's Bad Touch weapons in Borderlands 2. they made the controller vibrate continuously. one harder than the other...you can probably imagine the rest xD

I love this being an antithesis to Travis and Laura where they're so proud of each other's absurdity, but Matt is like "BE NORMAL. FOR ONCE. I LOVE YOU BUT BE NORMAL FOR FIVE SECONDS PLEASE."

@@UltimaKeyMaster Honestly that's what my husband said to me 😂

@@UltimaKeyMaster Haha! He kind of is! Remember a few episodes before this he uttered the words "Dear God, Marisha, what have you done?"

bigbys buzzing bat?

"This thing is re-usable... Don't you dare, Laura."

Wow thanks, another item I can never use again

Oh god this cracked me up

So far he has a tongue and eye balls. Its horror.

Me too. So far I’m to the part where they’re leaving Jrusar on Eshteross’s airship after doing the thing for Hexim.

Every day FCG gets a little meatier

@@zackaryw8407 Me too, I have re-started the campaign many times, but can't get too far into it. I don't know why, I like all the characters, it just doesn't grab me like C2.

There's a reason his avatar in Legend of Vox Machina constantly gets shat on by the party 😂 ("Come here, fuckstick!" comes to mind.)

I mean, some of them kind of are like that. Now imagine it extended and collapsed automatically via a motor and that the speed and depth of the collapsing/extending could be controlled remotely over the internet.

As far as I understand some porn videos, especially the VR kind, come with profiles for teledildonic Devices and that basically synchronize the toy and what it does with the action on screen.

@@Quotenwagnerianer That sounds fancy

That's how a friend of mine refers to some of her exs.

It’s a callback to Narrative Telephone S2 E5.

It's got a real "cellar door" feel to it, just pleasant to say

It actually exists on Urban Dictionary, from 2003, no less.

I thought a 1 was supposed to be *bad* 😏

@@IceMetalPunk One piece of DM advice is to still make Nat 1s fun, so...

Better yet have it have to sync up with their roles on streams/VODs

I would be getting shocked nearly every single roll. 😅 Lady Luck does not usually favor me, but it makes for some hilarious deaths.

He's only human after all. The patience of a saint. And the recovery back to having fun is a lot faster than most DMs I know. Honestly, it's really impressive.

Oh my god. Brava Marisha.

I know what a fleshlight is, but is freshlight a reference in the world they play in?

@@brainfat1 his name is Fresh Cut Grass

I still don't get it 🙈

It's perfectly normal and valid if he was. I think it's incredible the maturity, integrity, and love he shows by expressing some frustration and then laughing and joining the joke. It *is* a frustrating moment. But also ultimately inconsequential. So not choking it down (expressing) but also not being petty (accepting) is an extremely hard balance sometimes. His mindfulness is awesome

We’re a small friend group that plays dnd together, two of us have issues with attention spans and thats led to some interesting consequences.

Back in the old days of 2400 baud modems. Little before my time. I got to see 28.8k, 33.6k and 57.6k (throttled to flat 56k because lol).

IS HE THE DOMINIC TORETTO OF DND

Nothing will ever beat the appropriately somber moment when Laura says, "We're in too deep to pull out now." :sophomoric chuckle:

Have you seen Exu Calamity? If not I highly recommend it even tho Matts not in it, its his world.

@@TPBurrow I did watch calamity !

Sorry for your loss. I'm glad she got to spend so long time with you.

I am really sorry, my condolences on losing your Dog, However I hope to make you smile again one day:)

Eeh... yah No.

@Give Me An Axe they started blaming me for not making progress in the campaign when they were spending most of the time chattering. I gave them what they wanted. They do also find it funny

@@thefriendlyknight as long as everyone signs off on it, theres not an issue. Its just not something id sign off on.

I wish I'd thought of this when I DM'd, specifically for phone usage.

yep, I sat in on a lecture at a computer security convention about how they are used as a point of entry to get information and even activate and control by more unscrupulous people. Really interesting and scary.

@@psyberian What!? I don't get it. You mean a hacker can take control of the toy and...what? Turn it up? Don't threaten me with a good time! As long as it doesn't have any cameras or mics, it seems pointless for them to hack in, right?

@@OG_Wonder_Woman kind of, yes. Really that is sexual assault. They also can get any sensor information. Temperature and the like. Individually not useful, but a single users browser history isn't either. But you add a few thousand users and that data becomes valuable. The internet is Way scarier then people think.

@@psyberian Hmm, interesting. I guess it would be a painless assault for about 1 second, but then we'd just remove the toy. Very different compared to a real assault where someone is shoving something inside a person and doing damage. I have seen people doing self bondage on the internet, though, so I guess in that case maybe the victim couldn't remove it quickly. I get what you mean about the data. I know there are bluetooth kegel exercisers that connect to an app and measure vaginal strength. That's pretty private info, and paired with other data on the phone, that could be bad. I think the biggest issue would be toys for long distance partners that do have audio or visual for them to hack in. But personally I'm more concerned about the roombas filming you while you pee, shower or have sex and sending that data to human employees. I'll vacuum my own house!

That term shows up twice in the Critical Role transcript database. The first time was in their THIRD EVER EPISODE (and then again early in C3). 😂

I still don't fully get it 🙈 help

You're the best!

We all know who it was...