CROSSING THE LINE? - Cards Against Humanity Online!

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@SMii7Y 7 лет назад

I hope you enjoy this Cards Against Humanity footage I have officially put out before pretty much anyone else in the group. This is a once and a lifetime thing, so you best leave a MOTHA FUGGIN' LIKE ON THIS BIH. I love you all. Thanks for watching! :D

@kitchen5203 7 лет назад

Gotta love the green pussy!

@rjscherer2073 7 лет назад

SMii7Y this series is the goat

@jennaledford5365 7 лет назад

SMii7Y Love your vids, and you're SOO close to 1M!! Congrats!

@juvenciotlatoa 7 лет назад

SMii7Y No that's Kryoz

@BIMFNF 7 лет назад

SMii7Y :) love yo vids

@ajuvenileninja 7 лет назад

john can either be the quietest person in the video or he can make the video 10 times funnier than it already was. Proud to say we had john number 2 in this vid!

@Pokeydepanda 7 лет назад

"Jesus ain't turn water into wine he turn it into GFUEL amen." My sides. Nonexistent.

@notimportant1659 7 лет назад

Smii7y's sponsor is nonexistent. Burnt to a crisp. Drop the mic.

@moyai9166 6 лет назад

Pokeydepanda minute?

@Pokeydepanda 6 лет назад

NineMoreSeasonsMorty! 9:53

@moyai9166 6 лет назад

Pokeydepanda apreciate it 🅱️

@ashtyler2666 6 лет назад

Pokeydepanda THATS TOO DAMN TRUE

@bleaknest7601 6 лет назад

"Her lips said, 'No' But her eyes said blank" Sounded like Morgan Freeman

@yes.8290 5 лет назад

1 day later... Morgan Freeman accused of sexual harassment

@aapollolo 4 года назад

Pretty sure Morgan Freeman started a youtube channel.....you just blew his cover

@jackiekraus9893 3 года назад

I love food I pay with Visa Lemme get A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

@KRYS105 Год назад

@@jackiekraus9893 yes

@AskAshe Год назад

@@jackiekraus9893 would boneless be no crust

@Jamie_L. 7 лет назад

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test" **traumatic flashbacks**

@JesterKeiko 3 года назад

For reasons I will be passing away today

@Killzote 7 дней назад

I had to do this like yesterday

@denisbadekin3768 7 лет назад

L-lemme G- get uhhh B- boneless pizza with a T- two litter of coke

@neetlikereallyneet9103 7 лет назад

B O N E L E S S

@justadam7369 6 лет назад

Baku

@elliesophiaxx 6 лет назад

Luigi Got Big Titties

@chai9810 6 лет назад

Liberty Guns Beer Titties

@EPICHUD 6 лет назад

Lucario Plays Amen.

@chase2219 7 лет назад

B O D E B O O P

@yungxghad9081 5 лет назад

*Breaks Ankle in class on purpose* Yayy now I don’t have to run

@bodechristensen5416 4 года назад

It's so funny cause my name is bode

@kingfordvr5863 4 года назад

You did it incorrectly it’s *B O D E B O O P*

@kingfordvr5863 4 года назад

Wait I was here?

@kingfordvr5863 4 года назад

Weys Music understandable have a great day

@neishaleclair3741 5 лет назад

“Daddy deserves to be put up on the cross and crucified.” “jesus- oh wait”😂😂

@hallway_revenant7919 2 года назад

the only thing that went through my brain was the fact toaster strudels somehow became a gender

@Case2_0 2 месяца назад

This happened exactly when I read this comment

@aephenneon7628 6 лет назад

He protec He attac But most importantly ballsac

@lukeyoung680 6 лет назад

@kofi6206 6 лет назад

no it’s he protec he attac but most importantly it’s spelt ballsac

@thaidung2003 6 лет назад

Aephenneon ty

@nathangallegos4446 6 лет назад

he protec he attac but most of all he build the wall

@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486 5 лет назад

He attack, he protec, he TURN WATER INTO GFUEL!!! AMEN

@pentothemomento8974 3 года назад

7:52 "The power of love is useless against__" The correct answer is *an m32 rotary grenade launcher*

@kcplayz6112 3 года назад

"FIRE A WARNING SHOT!" "Sir! This is an m32 rotary grenade launcher!" "JUST DO IT!" "YES SIR" THUNK......BOOOOOOM "I SAID A WARNING SHOT SOLDIER!!"

@dotexe8870 2 года назад

@@kcplayz6112 fire a warning shot, Patterson. Sir, this is a m32 rotary grenade launcher… Potato patato, fire it Patterson.

@larslo5673 2 года назад

*thunk*

@Smallchunkus 2 года назад

Also correct answer GAU-8 Avenger 30mm Gatling gun

@D-Vinko 5 лет назад

Laughed so hard when I read "Asking a burn victim if they want their KFC normal or extra crispy". I am a burn survivor myself.

@AndromedaHX 3 года назад

Well, do you like your KFC normal or extra crispy?

@GabeIDK2 3 года назад

Answer the question damnit!

@Jewish_infidel 2 года назад

Still waiting for that answer

@anonymousnlonely3315 2 года назад

Still waiting

@hallway_revenant7919 2 года назад

When I moused over this I saw an expanded 'PIZZA' and fucking lost it

@mal4809 4 года назад

Smii7y: playing cards against humanity Also Smii7y: I'm a G-Rated RU-vidr now

@beancandev7818 2 года назад

DOUBT

@KRYS105 Год назад

Cap

@prettybaby_7 7 лет назад

13:12 as a girl I can confirm that does happen

@A_Dawg49 7 лет назад

um.... what position do you sit in that makes that happen?!😂

@kpopfan1817 7 лет назад

Yoongi's minty hair armyyy

@fann.9874 7 лет назад

haha truuuuu

@Subject__ 6 лет назад

Alison M my nuts just went "up"

@dale1782 6 лет назад

Even though i have a dick i fully understand.

@Legoguy9875 7 лет назад

Man, that pacer card at the start really jogged my memory. I remember hating the Pacer exams back in PE :\

@dominicschafer6671 7 лет назад

Legoguy9875 "Jogged" your memory you say?

@troger6895 6 лет назад

Legoguy9875 I remember dedicating my time and energy to memorize it

@notavailable7856 6 лет назад

Don't you dare remind me of that torture

@michaelmarsh13 6 лет назад

The pacer test is easy asf

@tr-vor9978 6 лет назад

Sucks to suck, never had the test😅

@poisonousjinx9823 6 лет назад

13:12 Smitty's reaction was beautiful lol

@carsonisthicc7526 4 года назад

The thing about vaginas “falling asleep” is very true lol. Like I’ll just be sitting somewhere and get up and I’m like “ugh”

@TheJJ6 7 лет назад

"That's just lube baby keep going. at least you know shes not pregnant at that point" Someone....end my life. i don't wanna live after this

@slimedfries5234 4 года назад

Kid Splash is he right tho?

@gamesfan290 4 года назад

@@slimedfries5234 why, yes he is!

@dumbbbunny9649 4 года назад

I made this comment 69

@dumbbbunny9649 4 года назад

Thank me

@jaydusmaitland9820 4 года назад

I thought you said "that's just baby lube" FML stupid dyslexic moments

@thegamersareinthehouse7771 7 лет назад

Jezus aint turn water into wine he turn water into GFUEL. That was sooooo damn good lmao

@Yobama08 Год назад

I swear.. every time they play this game it slowly descends to “guess who used this card”

@jadamartin7364 5 лет назад

8:07 I CAN'T i need a compliation of smitty going, "oh no no no"

@YTRustyaxel Год назад

Try 8:06

@BuriedDutchman 7 лет назад

SMii7Y, I don't think you understand the circumstances... *that he gone*

@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486 5 лет назад

*_IM RIGHT HERE_*

@_lucas_2066 3 года назад

@@allamericanfrogdragonborn4486 *HE GONE*

@lostrunner2552 7 лет назад

11:41 The most awkward silence ever.

@AshtonMonitor 7 лет назад

"Eating french fries out of a panda." Let the SMii7Y x BigJigglyPanda fanfiction commence

@thedyingmeme6 4 года назад

Let it NOT

@oryonatwood9299 3 года назад

After careful deliberation, I still say yes to that never happening.

@beetlenade 6 лет назад

2:00 Holy crap is that a Ninja Sex Party reference in Smii7y's hand!?!

@deathbed2006 4 года назад

And when it was played they didn't even get it

@itsozzy0125 7 лет назад

SMii7Y: jesus ain't turn water into wine. He turn water into GFUEL amen 😂😂😂😂😂

@bigstupidsoph 5 лет назад

Mex: Her lips said no but her eyes said... God no. 😂

@uncledan9453 5 лет назад

"come on the hot's kicking in!" *insert Anthony's fake laugh as my own*

@leighascharsch6443 4 года назад

12:47 THATS JUST LUBE BABY KEEP GOING (I honestly don’t know how to feel about that 😶😂)

@ozhy7882 7 лет назад

13:52 aye is ya boi 175 degrees

@edgar7361 7 лет назад

I love food I pay with Visa Lemme get A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

@115DELDE 7 лет назад

lmao

@ZeekarPRIME 7 лет назад

Deadass

@jacobsartorius30 7 лет назад

Fuck kinda pizza and the two liter machine is broke

@edgar7361 7 лет назад

Jacob Sartorius I said, lemme get that pizza B O N E L E S S

@heccmcgee4352 7 лет назад

Edgar Ferreras wow original

@appleuwumer 3 года назад

"That's too many daddies in one sentence" sentences previously never said in history

@kodarpy 5 лет назад

My friend and I watching this: Friend: “why did they measure piss in pounds?” Me: “idk, probably the same reason people measure blood in millimeters.”

@benkurdi8199 3 года назад

Out.

@nickedname_2158 3 года назад

@@benkurdi8199 In.

@reece-cs9gx 7 лет назад

Does the "I'm shleep, oh I was woke" thing have a backstory? xD

@marcsmart2820 5 лет назад

Reece Sabatino this was the back story

@koi3824 4 года назад

@@marcsmart2820 actually I think they said it on h1z1 a while ago

@TheLastDragon15 4 года назад

I read your comment the moment that quote came through on the video it was quite funny

@flashback4019 3 года назад

Well you see uh he was woke but now he shleep

@lucifermorningstar3451 3 года назад

Yeah it has a backstory from 4 years ago

@dasonishere 7 лет назад

JESUS AINT TURN WATER INTO WINE HE TURN WATER INTO GFUEL AMEN!!! KRYOZ : IM FUCKING LEAVING IM GUNNA PICK JUST SO I CANT BE SMII7Y ANYMORE I SWEAR TO GOD LMAO

@-Cosmic 7 лет назад

🅱️ O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

@swaftprestino6975 5 лет назад

And uuuuh 2 liter of 🅱oke

@macopalooza6951 3 года назад

@@swaftprestino6975 some 🅱️OCCOLI on the side

@swaftprestino6975 3 года назад

@@macopalooza6951 THAT WAS A FUCKING YEAR AGO

@macopalooza6951 3 года назад

@@swaftprestino6975 y e s

@swaftprestino6975 3 года назад

@@macopalooza6951 lol, so waddup bro

@fey751 3 года назад

God when Anthony said hurry up the hots kickin' in fuckun killed me

@nicoa8354 7 лет назад

why didn't he play "EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION!" on the first one?

@trevinoverton3073 7 лет назад

NSP

@sebastianbarbotik2380 7 лет назад

Because it only happenes 87 times a day stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection this is more important that what you have to say

@legocorp8 7 лет назад

Cuz they didn't sing it I'm guessing they didn't get the reference.

@Danny-mn3kg 7 лет назад

Sebastian Barbotik YES I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED EXCEPT ME

@colonalleedle1361 7 лет назад

hey, HEY, please hold your applause.

@T4ZD3V 4 года назад

0:14 “your eyes really are like sapphires, gee. Heh, I guess that’s kinda corny-“

@hydrodragonn7385 6 лет назад

Jimmy is a lonely boy, but one day he finds a door in his attic that leads him to find a new friend... *antidepressants* -Cards Against Humanity

@Nick-se4tq 7 лет назад

"Jesus Christ didn't turn water into win, he turn water into GFuel" *"AMEN!"*

@mettatorian 3 года назад

19:50 is such an unappreciated bit from jiggly lmaoo

@FlakerOnline 7 лет назад

Damn it Smii7y, I had to make sure parents were out of the holiday home b/c I just knew I'd be laughing too hard because of this. Thanks

@chef9620 6 лет назад

FlakerOnline your parents don't want you laughing? And why the fuck do you have a holiday home? Complete waste of money.

@Ronaldrygun Год назад

Did you just flex in a smi7y comments section💀💀🤡

@lospolloshermanos9958 3 года назад

the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in about 30 seconds line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hea this signal bodeboop. A sing ap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.

@Hiddenus1 2 года назад

"We're disgusting" Yup. Definitely a video from times they didn't know Soup or McNasty.

@arbysfryer 9 месяцев назад

I can assure you that one of them is definitely WAAAYYY more disgusting than McNasty and soup combined

@ZAVB3R3R 9 месяцев назад

@@arbysfryerso true 😂

@razzledazzle2694 7 лет назад

Lemme getta uhhhhhhhh ᗷOᑎEᒪEᔕᔕ ᑭIᘔᘔᗩ

@Karmy. 7 лет назад

Razzle Dazzle what??

@CreaterofDestiny 7 лет назад

+Y4123 9gag meme.

@alphaKode 7 лет назад

Normie

@Zandroid01 7 лет назад

fuck kinda pizza? And 2 LITRE MACHINE 🅱ROKE. we got 1 litre tho

@rpgplayr3288 7 лет назад

Razzle Dazzle lemme get a muthfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?

@biggamer565sup6 4 года назад

3:22 Samuel Jackson: damn that's some good gourmei sh*t Gordan Ramsey: finally some good f**king food

@edwardrichtofen1085 7 месяцев назад

7:42 did not age well my friends

@brex7700 5 лет назад

"I can't say that word I'm a G rated channel." "Toaster strudels? damn them shits good"

@bjhbowman1004 5 лет назад

10:35 "Shut The Fuck Up" and that whole bit is my favorite

@YTRustyaxel Год назад

Try 10:37

@peng_tingchicken1214 7 лет назад

I went to the applestore... I farted... I got kicked out... Not my fault they don't have windows

@razzledazzle2694 7 лет назад

*slow claps*

@teka9676 7 лет назад

That made my day xDDDD

@Avsword 7 лет назад

lemme quess.. NO WINDOWS?!! AAAHAHAHAAH GOOOD JOKE WOOOHOOOO

@pillman1 7 лет назад

susan really lives up to her reputation...

@sleepyyyyyyyyyyyyy 7 лет назад

Susan, that bitch don't mean to be "that guy" but I work for Apple, and we do stock Windows version in store for Bootcamp/Parrallels tools. So not only is it a bad joke, but false.

@awkwardlife1855 5 лет назад

John- "Daddy deserves to be pinned up on a cross and crucified" Smii7y- "Jesus...oh wait" John- "YOU GOT IT RIGHT, SMII7Y" 13:15 as a girl I can confirm that does happen

@raspberryjam3724 4 года назад

"But we did get sum sick pyramids with slavery"

@leotamus9657 3 года назад

“Just saying”

@chaosumbraofficial 3 года назад

Doom guy: "just slaying"

@kaifielding1743 5 лет назад

0:29 it's the inner thoughts of Morgan Freeman

@BloodyMobile 4 года назад

You had a great opening card and YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT! "but her eyes said: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERRECTION!" xD

@callumtait4793 4 года назад

I KNOW. I WAS KICKING MYSELF.

@tnb_command4937 5 месяцев назад

7:43 Uncle Touchy's movie studio aged very badly huh

@RudeAndObscene 3 месяца назад

Noooo I was literally about to comment this

@pixelarticuno1636 6 лет назад

4:35 I like how John assumes it's a boy saying that.

@WorldWalker128 2 года назад

For those that don't know, Boneless Pizza is pizza without crust. Apparently the term was coined by a toddler who complained about their pizza having 'bones' and pointed at the pizza's crust. These days people use it as a prank call topic.

@orangephanta4514 5 лет назад

He looked up from his green eggs and ham "This is pretty good fam, Sam I Am"

@eaglesfly1320 4 года назад

14:14 you're lucky grizzy isn't in the session lol

@taylorwal8347 7 лет назад

oohh back at it again with another session of cards!!!

@dvir5819 7 лет назад

"It was hot sauce, coming in and going out the same," -Anthony, 2017

@michaelmathias2983 6 месяцев назад

6 years later and I’m still watching these day after day. The humor never gets old

@thatnegirl4020 6 лет назад

3:44 FROM THERE ON I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SMII7Y WHY

@elijahshells 6 лет назад

That Øne Girl Where did the joke on 3:44 originate from?

@thatnegirl4020 6 лет назад

Elijah Shells I don't know but it was really funny to me lmao

@ShayBay 6 лет назад

That Øne Girl same

@bobbyflay2391 7 лет назад

🅱oneless 🅱izza

@kalechip417 6 лет назад

🅱️op your 🅱️ussy

@aym855 6 лет назад

Eonless Eizza

@DDS8246 6 лет назад

🅱ole 🅱an🅱aris

@Lil_Boneless_Pizza 5 лет назад

with 2 bees

@okkismet 4 года назад

the second fellow Oliver Tree I've saw today 👀👌

@akaneonfox 3 года назад

The akward moment when you realize that one of your friends is a predator.

@sirvolk1685 2 года назад

theres no need for that. in smii7ys vid. go do it in minis comments. smii7y is doin his own thing. we dont need to bring that up all the time

@flamehandman7802 3 года назад

15:35 after the round a kfc commercial played and I died on the spot

@texzee 7 лет назад

18:03 That f-cking little cute n' creepy ass giggle.

@Fnuxi 7 лет назад

F**king love it! Always crying laughing everytime you post a video with Cards Against Humanity! You and the boys are amazing!

@cameron6783 7 лет назад

These cards against humanity videos are some of the funniest videos I've seen.

@Mosdfas 6 лет назад

I cried laughing every minute of this video when you uploaded it, and im watching it now and im crying even harder

@jordanalex6880 4 года назад

11:34 when you fall asleep on the train tracks and wake up unexpectedly

@williamblackburn3626 7 лет назад

16:30 LMAO.

@jacobchaimovitch8158 7 лет назад

1:30 "bodeboop"

@minequaft Год назад

At 9:40 smitty really turning into Herbert the pervert, the gfuel enthusiast

@pandamorph8955 4 года назад

8:30 "Roman let's go bowling"

@victorydance6439 7 лет назад

while i was watching the solitaire video this popped up

@victorydance6439 7 лет назад

wow 5 likes holy fuck btw subscribe to kryoz gaming

@peng_tingchicken1214 7 лет назад

fenafeses lost a like

@10zelim01 7 лет назад

*no comment*

@IronKilla9 7 лет назад

you know that putting "no comment" in a comment is still a comment

@victorydance6439 7 лет назад

why the fuck did i got 30 likes smii7y you hacked the wrong comment

@fandomqueen4311 5 лет назад

13:17 YES IT FUCKING HAPPENS AND IT SUCKS

@HowlingGhost 5 лет назад

1:06 I'm Literally Doing A Pacer Test Friday At Gym

@nichotamer9418 4 года назад

Only ever managed to make it to 10....or 9

@bigfootadmirer8627 2 месяца назад

17:22 can we acknowledge the quick wit of panda? He made the card 30 times more funny😂

@davidriccio5952 7 лет назад

Dad?

@Pickledginger45 7 лет назад

son?

@97ace14 7 лет назад

Smii7y's son?!!!!

@cameron6783 7 лет назад

@davidriccio5952 7 лет назад

97 Ace yes?

@97ace14 7 лет назад

who is the mother i wonder

@jacksonclark9816 7 лет назад

Aquamarine from Steven Universe's gender on the SU Wiki was, at one point, "resting b!tch face".

@Danche925 6 лет назад

Jackson Clark well i guess that works lmao

@TheGinga 7 лет назад

Can I just say smitty is the best RU-vidr ever. He makes everything so funny. I hope to one day come out of my shell and make videos as funny as him

@Thrillrider10 7 лет назад

I only just started watching your videos today, but you have earned yourself a subscriber.

@hunterfrownfelter1858 6 лет назад

0:04 fucking Morgen Freemen up in here.

@sethmcguire4513 5 лет назад

After watching all these CAH vids, smitty and John are connected by massive brain waves

@aqua1476 Год назад

This whole video was SO funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I was dying the entire time 🤣🤣🤣

@lewisaustin8293 5 лет назад

Alcohol and a cards against humanity vid from SMII7Y. what a night this is

@marcusborg2216 4 года назад

L - let’s G - get T - this B - bread GAMERS!!!

@DaddyBlueJay3207 4 года назад

Luigi Got Big Tiddies

@JessWantsToPlay 7 лет назад

I sexually identify as a flamboyant, heterosexual toaster strudel, and I take offense to this video.

@dummiiduck5810 6 лет назад

We are app nipplies, cause we all have nipples

@KN_VA 4 года назад

gg mate i sexually identify as a pan-sexual furry with fluid identity. I may disapprove of this video as well, but it's still funny either way.

@jettbeasley4651 4 года назад

You can’t be serious😑

@chockyglocky0577 4 года назад

Jett Beasley I identify as an M1A1 Abrams main battle tank

@j4der4de32 3 года назад

Priest: “shut the fuck up in the back. Jesus Christ.” The congregation: “Amen.”

@screenframe9422 5 лет назад

Man i love cards against humanity, get me ever time

@butts3831 7 лет назад

idk how john has the least amount of subscriers lol

@how2draw620 5 лет назад

They need to bring out a new version of green eggs and ham. The ending: "Damn that's gucci fam 👌👌" 17:21 this reminds of swaggersouls with the noise. If anyone knows what I'm talking about then you're awesome