Crying While Going Down on a Woman - Ethan Simmons-Patterson - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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Ethan Simmons-Patterson shares the advice his parents gave him to avoid catching the coronavirus and recalls getting emotional while going down on a woman he was dating. (Contains strong language.)
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16 июл 2020

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@jeancarlosortiz1941 3 года назад

"Can't smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist" has got to be the Gen Z motto

@stephynuts3924 3 года назад

Hell yea lol.

@scurus11scurus 3 года назад

damn, that’s a good point... that’s why i recycle my meth through my urine ♻️

@mikecrooks876 3 года назад

😙💨 makes the world go round

@nekosaiyajin8529 3 года назад

It hit close to home

@fionagallagherapologist5968 3 года назад

u know da vibes 😼

@stuartkuhan 3 года назад

"sports have been cancelled so men have to just... live with themselves" 😂🤣😆

@polarisgemini52 3 года назад

Bruh that starting caption you guys put in makes look like stand up is now extinct and this is one the Last stand up ever performed on earth lmao

@ummeiguess 3 года назад

well that's one perspective 😳😂

@Jajajaja1229 3 года назад

Lmaooo i was thinking the same thing

@DBMe33 3 года назад

Put a pin in that & lets revisit this in about a year & a half from now. 🤫😉

@allsmiles7106 2 года назад

@@DBMe33 we back, and we are doing fine. Sorta

@funcats1999 14 дней назад

It's spookier now

@highandmighty37 3 года назад

"Cant smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist".....He's doing Gods work up there👌🏽 😂

@harrisonroman8264 3 года назад

Really great set. Cry laughed at the image of him crying while eating.

@AudoricArt 3 года назад

"when did you decide to be trans?" "uh actually I'm not trans I jus don't wanna disappoint mah dad" That punch line got me rolling!

@j.j1916 3 года назад

Top 10 ironic lines in standup

@spookyfirkser 3 года назад

*know you were trans

@xestea 3 года назад

No deadass, trans people have always the gender they want to identify as, it's just that their gender expression didn't fit them due to society's views. Gender expression is the way you present yourself on masculinity or feminity.

@Marri76 3 года назад

Somebody screamed "Urologist" at the screen. This is our safe space...

@christianrapper 3 года назад

Yep

@darlingmaroo8463 3 года назад

Yup.

@leaveacommentinSTFU 3 года назад

Urologists also treat women.

@Mari-gi6wl 3 года назад

Andrologist

@devinkk 3 года назад

yep, i was like there is such a doctor ... guys don't go to them unless they absolutely must though. i wonder why...patriarchy probably.

@jstdnac4719 3 года назад

This is the most progressive uplifting hilarious set I've seen in a while who knew I needed a dark skin locd man who admits to crying over womens struggles to make me feel better about the state of the world I'd greatly like to see more

@alpimarzi5501 3 года назад

Same!

@lilleilei169 3 года назад

yeah that was unexpectedly wholesome, i appreciate him

@elevatedvibes9769 3 года назад

Kinggg

@elizahhoward3923 3 года назад

My hair ain’t locd but I cry over women’s struggles daily, just thought id let you know we out here 😩😢😢😢

@clientele732 2 года назад

The dark skin thing is off putting...

@t.oliver1681 2 года назад

I never thought I would see this guy doing comedy. He was a vicious linebacker in high school I played football with him from eighth grade all the way to senior year

@royareyzabal823 3 месяца назад

What does linebacker mean?

@Nunyabiznessboi 3 месяца назад

@@royareyzabal823Defensive player in Football.

@undergroundsounds332 3 года назад

This guy is a star lol. Wish there was more content from him. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. His jokes really resonate.

@mileslaw 3 года назад

"can't smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist" lol

@meelahmanifestslove 3 года назад

The cop part had me cracking up “Yeah man I know what you mean” 🤣🤣

@jonanah 3 года назад

What an original and hilarious set, this man’s comedic intelligence is unreal. Can’t wait to see more of Ethan’s stuff!

@marcusjackson3138 3 года назад

I really like him he seem like a supportive friend 😂

@i8paste 3 года назад

First time I’ve seen this dude. Very, VERY funny.

@nunyabiznes5489 3 года назад

"Thats how you become an ally". Oh lord thats good

@sexiiliexi 3 года назад

I love how uplifting & positive this set is like it goes against normal stereotyping & is just a good hearted laugh ❣

@jaysmith1685 3 года назад

thanks to Trojan for providing the mic with a condom

@mateobanda6808 3 года назад

He Looks Like College Was Made For Him

@YourMomsNewHusband 3 года назад

I see what you did there 😉

@frogsareprettyneato2588 3 года назад

The crying bit was so wholesome and this man deserves to be protected by all costs

@zachandevellaguichard1982 3 года назад

Definitely the best comedian that I've seen on this stage. Very thoughtful, innovative, and hilarious. 10/10

@phillippatrick1295 3 года назад

I’ve sincerely never seen myself in a comedian more than I do with this guy. He’s hilarious 😂 and beyond relatable.

@irfanumar 3 года назад

Wasn't quite sure how he was gonna live up to the intro but he went above and beyond it!

@nyzamilligan8801 3 года назад

“Now blink real fast “😂😂😂

@saleenz9643 Год назад

One of the most enjoyable, uplifting, insightful, and down to earth sets in a hot minute!

@mattmahler8450 3 года назад

Nice set. Natural smooth hilarious chill delivery and brave topics. Hope to see more and bigger things! 🤙

@kerch-e 3 года назад

My first time seeing this man. I can't wait for more.

@NoFairiesAllowed 3 года назад

This is one of the good ones Comedy Central

@dopeboi13yearsago9 3 года назад

"can't smoke crack in a world that don't exist" *oregon's new motto.*

@spottedchameleon427 3 года назад

Kind of reminds me of Pete Davidson in the why he delivers his jokes.

@user-nz6si6md1z 3 года назад

i was thinking the same exact thing!

@motomax13 3 года назад

just wrote the same

@deliysseusgaming4377 3 года назад

Bro, I was tryna figure out who he reminded me of!! Thank you 😂

@CordaroBlu 3 года назад

"Haha gotta hit his marks."

@astrosamurai789 3 года назад

This guy is pretty funny I hope to see more of him

@MeganTiffany123 3 года назад

I want more from this dude!! Funny but also positive what more u need

@Winksmusic 3 года назад

"yeah he's still robbin' people, but now...he knows why."

@ExcieMusic 3 года назад

This is great, I want some more Ethan asap

@Viper-py4pg 3 года назад

I love how the microphone has a mask/hair net thing on 😂 Ethan is cool as hell 😎

@ampgamer7941 3 года назад

For some reason the side line "why you drinking Gatorade" made me laugh the hardest

@g8eo3 3 года назад

I feel like this dude is the vanguard of a new style of comedy as far as content is concerned. I really liked his style and demeanor. Keep it up, bro!

@Totaleclipseoftheheart222 3 года назад

This is hilarious 😂 First time hearing Ethan

@a.t.hustle1583 2 года назад

"I don't even call any fouls, they deserve it" 😂😂

@worldcitizen3371 3 года назад

Wholesome, quality content. Thank you. Im actually going to try to find more of this guy's sets.

@rmonjefferson4640 3 года назад

the cop joke is gold! lmao

@PeachySenpai211 3 года назад

Genuinely funny. We need more comedians like this.

@SwimsWithWhales31 3 года назад

This was great! Looking forward to seeing more from him!

@robaskins5916 3 года назад

Thank you so much for putting this out you had me dying the whole time, I could totally see you selling out arenas brother 💯🤣😭

@ocmoney3449 3 года назад

That last joke had me dying even after the video went off, got my own sandwich 🥪 🤣

@carolynr1009 3 года назад

Oh my gawd this guy is hilarious! So glad I clicked on this! I hope to see a lot more of him! Great set dude!

@Brizzly 3 года назад

I'm glad y'all posted this. Hilarious 😂

@hkfauks8712 3 года назад

I LIKE THIS GUY💯 MORE OF HIM PLEASE

@indigoriviera 3 года назад

Was chuckling throughout the whole set 😂

@ummeiguess 3 года назад

🤯😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤔🥴😜 took me through everything LOL *can't smoke crack in a world that don't exist*

@yionlo 3 года назад

haven't had a good one like this in a while!!

@Antonella-em3je 3 года назад

so cool and warming at the same time, thank you

@TheCaptainCrocs 3 года назад

One of my favorite sets in a long time

@xombiekat13 3 года назад

That was great. Can't wait to see more of this dude.

@michaelflinch4976 3 года назад

This dude is fresh funny and fearless! Big up! 😁

@astrogirlmp3 2 года назад

The wayyy I love everything about him lmao he's got such a good energy and he's genuinely funny, pls post him more

@Kei-Kei 3 года назад

God have mercy on the world, the men are working through their issues with gunplay! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Galaticboyyounggee 3 года назад

😂😂😂 that wasn’t men words that was for the rainbow fellas

@hanninhahfp 3 года назад

really enjoyed this! this dude is great

@astrochild1575 3 года назад

The cop bit was hilarious man this was good and wholesome

@rn1364 3 года назад

This was so good!

@Marx1684 4 месяца назад

Searching for your material now. You got the juice bruh.

@chreezy24 3 года назад

This is a good, productive gun fight 🤣

@MattsMetalMusic 3 года назад

I try to watch every stand up channel. I try to watch every video. Haha. This guy has some talent! I'm fucking crying.

@kaydeeaguilar8063 3 года назад

I loved it thank you

@Undenyablysuave 3 года назад

Dope set. Let’s see more of this guy.

@jamie-kh7zy 3 года назад

one of my new fav comics I love this man

@udiclays 3 года назад

He said "Thats how you become an ally" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@queenkatt3066 3 года назад

he has the best energy

@carolyntalbot947 3 года назад

"...and that's how you become an ally." 😂👍

@jamesledesma2815 3 года назад

one of my new favorite comedians

@wolfie9229 3 года назад

This guy is good! i love how he brought good humour to many social efforts

@K-wq5zl 3 года назад

I haven't laughed this hard from standup in at least a year. The doctor part kills me

@aatiti2011 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂 great set. Really funny!

@christaarmstead1989 3 года назад

He killed it very dope i was laughing whole time

@10dragonangel 3 года назад

This was amazing!

@rustyshackleford1909 3 года назад

Keep doing your thing fam!

@alien-rat 2 года назад

This guy is great. He had me cracking up

@angelahamlett8249 3 года назад

Crying in the Yoni. I never heard that before. lol...

@kimmyball4961 3 года назад

Never heard " Yoni " !! Lol

@j.r09160 3 года назад

Also never heard yoni 🤦🏿‍♂️ I like it

@YourMomsNewHusband 3 года назад

That’s the ancient word for poom-poom

@anthonynorman7545 3 года назад

And that's how you become an ally! 😂

@NewAgeSlaves 3 года назад

This guy is impressive going in I didnt know what to expect but he kept my attention and I was entertained peace to him hope he keeps growing it's not easy being up there

@ekdaufin1485 3 года назад

So surprisingly wonderful. Thought from the title it might be disrespectful to women but was wonderful and great content.

@allxmike8202 3 года назад

That high 5 lol perfect

@rhonnythetypicalwhiteboy 3 года назад

"this the end times you just need to know everything" lmao

@grizzlyblue486 3 года назад

One of the best sets

@theoriginalloveandteavarie4285 Год назад

Very good Ethan👏🏾👏🏾extremely unique and courageous 🤣🤣

@IPuGBTT 3 года назад

I lol’d hard at the sandwiches bit

@veganbackpacking-8559 3 года назад

Love how this guy is such a modern man! Great example for many, especially those still dwelling in old-fashioned toxic masculinity, mostly hurting themselves ánd the people around them. Respect Ethan! (y)