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@leyrua
@leyrua 17 дней назад
LOL that last point is a good one. The creepy gravekeeper who ominously warns you not to disturb the dead isn't there to spoil your fun, he's telling you for your own good.
@plasmabasher
@plasmabasher 17 дней назад
He's seen those ghouls tear people apart for pissing on their gravestone. They like him because he's always there to clean up afterwards.
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 17 дней назад
I am creepy and love telling ppl what to do I'm also a pagan so I can fight ghosts if need be, I also sunburn in mere moments, only question, is it hallowed ground? That might be a deal breaker... I'm just not a fan of crosses for... reasons
@mjcsandboxgames4021
@mjcsandboxgames4021 17 дней назад
You sound like a vampire.
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 17 дней назад
@@mjcsandboxgames4021 that is besides the point lol But I can assure you it's nothing so sordid, I was merely excommunicated from the church for starting a cult to protest their treatment of religious minorities long ago, it has nothing to do with whether or not I'm undead.
@MelonHere20
@MelonHere20 16 дней назад
Exactly! Lmao
@Anime-Control
@Anime-Control 17 дней назад
I’d take the job, but only if they let me bring an old timey oil lamp with me for vibes (and to see while I’m working on cleaning the tombstones, it gets _dark_ at night after all)
@79bigcat
@79bigcat 17 дней назад
Old oil lamp, walk with a limp and respond to each question starting with a quiet "eheheheheheheh" laugh.
@kendallwhite9206
@kendallwhite9206 17 дней назад
“BEWARE…. THE BEAST!!!!”
@tbotalpha8133
@tbotalpha8133 17 дней назад
@@79bigcat So, basically LARPing as a Dark Souls npc?
@mistformsquirrel
@mistformsquirrel 17 дней назад
I mean, if you can't have the vibes are you even doing the job right? That's just respect for the position tbh.
@tlotro625
@tlotro625 17 дней назад
And a staff with a crook. Something will need to hold the lamp while the graves are being tended to.
@aussiemerican750
@aussiemerican750 17 дней назад
The wrathful ghost appearing around me: “YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE!” Me, who’s been dealing with this everyday for the past five weeks: Yeah, yeah. Lemme just finish with your headstone and I’ll be outta your hair Susan.
@DHTheAlaskan
@DHTheAlaskan 17 дней назад
@aussiemerican750 then another ghost appears "Oh shut up Susan and leave the poor kid alone. They do good work." I'm sure ghosts are just spoiling for an argument.
@jismeraiverhoeven
@jismeraiverhoeven 16 дней назад
Susan? Susan >.>
@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 16 дней назад
@@jismeraiverhoevenI understand this reference
@jimcobbler3954
@jimcobbler3954 12 дней назад
And then after a few months it turns into: “YOU DONT BE- oh hey it’s you. Sorry, just getting my practice in”
@moteroargentino7944
@moteroargentino7944 11 дней назад
"YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE!" "Yes I do. It's literally my job to be here."
@KeyboardTarantula
@KeyboardTarantula 17 дней назад
Im taking the job and living in house. build a shack in the corner yard. sit on the porch playin the banjo and scaring off frisky teens with nonsensical warnings and ramblings. watching free horror movies when they don't listen. life could be a dream as a madman gravekeeper hermit...
@meltingmug
@meltingmug 17 дней назад
> life could be a dream 🎵sh-boom, if i could take you up to paradise up above🎵
@rekaraker
@rekaraker 17 дней назад
Build a shack in the corner yard… You mean I could BE Dampe from Legend of Zelda? It's like a dream come true!
@KeyboardTarantula
@KeyboardTarantula 17 дней назад
@@rekaraker yes!
@beardedemperor
@beardedemperor 17 дней назад
​@@rekarakerDampe was the best character in OoT. I loved him so much
@aleisterlavey9716
@aleisterlavey9716 17 дней назад
Don't forget a blunderbuss with ominous symbols carved in and telling everyone who asks about it "old Betty here keeps the dead" and not elaboration further under any circumstances.
@WhiteFireTheDragon
@WhiteFireTheDragon 17 дней назад
Graveyards are often called "hallowed ground" , meaning "safe so long as you respect"
@DannyboyO1
@DannyboyO1 16 дней назад
I think we are allowed to flip off Highlanders tho.
@SarahAbramova
@SarahAbramova 16 дней назад
Ominously threatening
@Broomer52
@Broomer52 10 дней назад
Christianity was also about that respect for the dead. It flies over a lot of peoples heads but in the fight between David and Goliath, Goliath threatened to separate his head from his body and bury them away from each other which is a horrible threat in the context of the religion because how dare you not give a proper burial to your dead?! Even enemies deserve a respectful rest
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 2 дня назад
For years I thought it was "hollowed ground" because of all the hollowed out cavities that were underground from the caskets... It wasn't until I saw it written in a book that I realized the difference - and even then my step-dad had to explain that it wasn't a typo in the book.
@Sjors_
@Sjors_ 17 дней назад
Only disadvantage I'm seeing is that that shit could get cold during winter, and your sleep schedule is gonna be beyond fucked up, but I'd still take that.
@The_True_Mx_Pink
@The_True_Mx_Pink 17 дней назад
Ah, but imagine! With that 17k a month, you could buy costumes that match! Dark robes and leather gloves, thick clothes and a sagging hat. It's Halloween every day!
@fenixmeaney6170
@fenixmeaney6170 17 дней назад
My sleep schedule is already beyond fucked up. I got ADHD and sleep til noon. My only issue is I don't trust myself to be able to clean to a high enough standard, but I'm willing to learn.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 17 дней назад
Just be nocturnal and use a hurricane lantern.
@bluesbest1
@bluesbest1 17 дней назад
I go to sleep at 7-8am anyway and already prefer cold over heat, so no downsides here.
@The_True_Mx_Pink
@The_True_Mx_Pink 17 дней назад
@@bluesbest1 born to be a vampire, forced to be a member of society
@Hypercube2017
@Hypercube2017 17 дней назад
For $80/hr _I’d_ take out vengeance on behalf of the ghosts. Like, “want me to Scooby-Doo these punks? Sure, 10/10 sounds like fun; one haunting comin’ right up.” * _plays ‘It’s Terror Time Again’ in earbuds_ *
@lennyfacebutnotreally3198
@lennyfacebutnotreally3198 17 дней назад
You'd bet I'd be the one making sure the place is haunted no matter how many Rube Goldberg machines I have to set up.
@DerpHavenn
@DerpHavenn 17 дней назад
i love the implication that ghosts are real but the monster chasing those meddling kids is just a guy in a suit anyway
@ShadowDragon8685
@ShadowDragon8685 11 дней назад
@@DerpHavenn "This is the best entertainment I've ever seen, pre-or-post-mortem."
@mkm7251
@mkm7251 6 дней назад
Such a banger of a song
@aradraugfea6755
@aradraugfea6755 День назад
80 dollars an hour? Once I figure out the efficiency hack to make cleaning up the graveyard take less than my full shift, I'm starting a side hustle laying ghosts. "Okay, Gertrude, you're clearly pissed. What's that? Oh... killed by your kids for the money? Okay, what do we need here? You want me to track down the kids and come give you an apology or something? I'll be honest, it's been about 60 years, your kids may be dead already. Haven't seen them here. You want an apology from the grandkids? You got a charity I should tell them to donate shit to? What's helping you sleep at n-- GERTRUDE, come on, we're making progress here. Don't huck the wreath at me! I'll be sure to tell your very wealthy, very greedy offspring that you hate silk flowers when I see them."
@Alex_Fishman
@Alex_Fishman 17 дней назад
for 200k a year I would be dressing like Death myself, anyone who will be trespassing will be met with a _very_ high-quality cloak and a custom oil lamp-looking lantern
@SarahAbramova
@SarahAbramova 16 дней назад
And you could easily afford it with that salary!
@youtubeuniversity3638
@youtubeuniversity3638 17 дней назад
I'd be FAR more worried about screwing it up getting fired and ruining my future job prospects than about even proven to exist spirits.
@linkboynine9814
@linkboynine9814 11 дней назад
Hey, even if you only make it through a single day or two they still gotta pay you, and $80/hr is nothin' to sniff at!
@youtubeuniversity3638
@youtubeuniversity3638 11 дней назад
@@linkboynine9814 Let's just hope they don't illegally withhold the wages of their new employ who is too poor to sue...
@meltingmug
@meltingmug 17 дней назад
Just to add to the "no coworkers" thing, like, *you can make friends with the ghosts* and there's _no reason not to_ so... you get all the social benefits, none of the annoyance of Greg from Accounting.
@hansolo235
@hansolo235 17 дней назад
They aren’t coworkers though. If anything, they’re customers.
@mjjoe76
@mjjoe76 17 дней назад
@@hansolo235 But probably better customers than the ones at any retail or restaurant job.
@pastelpillbug
@pastelpillbug 17 дней назад
what if Greg from Accounting is one of the ghosts
@xShadowChrisx
@xShadowChrisx 17 дней назад
@@hansolo235 Clients, the living are paying you, costumers buy things from you. The dead are your clients, like any home for old or disabled people.
@TheMewtata
@TheMewtata 17 дней назад
Counterpoint: they will try to socialize with you. And there are a LOT of them. I can’t remember the names of everyone in the graveyard 😭
@Frozenkoldfury
@Frozenkoldfury 17 дней назад
I would get the ghosts in on D&D, blow their spectral minds. Like "Okay, Lady Augustine from 1775, if you use your spectral ghost magic to pick up that blue thing there and roll it gently across the table, it'll tell you how well you pick the locks on the Lord Penwroth's bedroom." "It says Twenty." "Oh, that is the best possible roll! You manage to pick the lock so effectively, the door doesn't even make a sound upon your entry. You have free reign of your evil bethrothed's bedchambers, what acts of vengeance do you wish to partake in?" "Heavens, what am I allowed to do?" "Anything you like madame, for in this world, you are the hero."
@minhducnguyen9276
@minhducnguyen9276 13 дней назад
And they said being a necromancer has no benefits.
@jimcobbler3954
@jimcobbler3954 12 дней назад
“You are the hero” Correction: You are the protagonist. You know the kind of atrocities an average dnd group gets up to.
@ShadowDragon8685
@ShadowDragon8685 11 дней назад
@@jimcobbler3954 "I'm going to abscond with all of his stockings, save two. I shall cut a tiny slit in the seam of one of that pair. I shall secrete a tiny pebble in the other. Also, they shall not match."
@EliteWarrior1026
@EliteWarrior1026 5 дней назад
​@@ShadowDragon8685 That may be one of the absolute best 'revenge through annoyance' plots I've heard yet! 😂🤣😂❤
@ShadowDragon8685
@ShadowDragon8685 5 дней назад
@@EliteWarrior1026 thank you! Thank you.
@forgedabauditt9955
@forgedabauditt9955 17 дней назад
It does get pretty hectic on Halloween, because boy, those skeletons and zombies are NOT burrying themselves back by themselves
@Slayer-tc5rg
@Slayer-tc5rg 17 дней назад
Assuming the bodies rise with their own spirit inside them, I’d argue that if you are on good terms with the ghosts, they would probably do their best to make cleanup quick and easy after a night of crazy partying with the corpses.
@daavocadoguy5733
@daavocadoguy5733 17 дней назад
yup specially when they keep asking for candies
@PokePika01
@PokePika01 16 дней назад
(that One Piece bit)
@psymar
@psymar 16 дней назад
​@@Slayer-tc5rgYeah like... aside from maybe one last one they can surely help rebury each other? And probably one of them's an engineer willing to help you with that part too if you have a bad back
@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 16 дней назад
The Skeltons are trying to bone AGAIN
@jellomiki
@jellomiki 15 дней назад
For real cemetery jobs are so hard to land because everyone wants them and no one quits, ever, you gotta wait 'till the my retire or join their clientele before there's a job opening !
@lozm4835
@lozm4835 17 дней назад
As someone who was a graveyard assistant who cleaned graves when I was young (not very well, but I also took care of the flowers!) Graves also don't get dirty that fast unless they're under a tree, and depending on the place they might not even want you to remove the lichen that grows on it (some of it is honest to god an endangered species). After the first couple nights it's a genuinely very chill job aside from the ghosts. Bring a portable charger and hang out writing or something. Ask the ghosts for writing tips.
@SarahAbramova
@SarahAbramova 16 дней назад
I would, but I'm sure they'll just make fun of me for not writing in cursive.
@SupersuMC
@SupersuMC 14 дней назад
​@@SarahAbramova Hey, you never know. One of them might have been an author.
@heartofthewild680
@heartofthewild680 11 дней назад
Yeah! And you could show them your favorite cartoons, ask them for advice and their favorite recipes, and maybe practice learning a new language
@Immured4
@Immured4 5 дней назад
​@@SarahAbramova yeah all ghosts write in curse-ive
@weeblordgaming6062
@weeblordgaming6062 3 дня назад
Does it actually pay $80 an hour
@Local_Phantasm
@Local_Phantasm 17 дней назад
for 80 an hour i would legit make sure the graveyard STAYS haunted and that I have all the ghosts in that place on speed dial in case I deal with a particularly idiotic idiot while I'm not at work i do not care if the ghosts try and kill me every night that's just a slightly better version of working at any retail place for at least 5 times the pay gimme the spooky crypt keeper job
@mahapatrasohamm
@mahapatrasohamm День назад
The hell would a ghost, whose final resting place your taking care off, be _after_ _you_ ?
@Polar_Pyro_YT21
@Polar_Pyro_YT21 17 дней назад
Y'all talking about being the Crazy Old Hermit Who Gives Ominous Warnings (trademark) but I wanna be the guy playing the chase music when everyone's getting chased.
@aleisterlavey9716
@aleisterlavey9716 17 дней назад
So... you play ragtime?
@Polar_Pyro_YT21
@Polar_Pyro_YT21 17 дней назад
@@aleisterlavey9716 Nah more like "Jazz Fusion with a kazoo and the song is super intense and at one point it goes into 7/4 time because I want you to absolutely SOAK your pants with piss.
@Polar_Pyro_YT21
@Polar_Pyro_YT21 17 дней назад
​@@aleisterlavey9716More like an absolutely horrifying chase scene music.
@tomikun8057
@tomikun8057 16 дней назад
​@@Polar_Pyro_YT21ragtime!
@Polar_Pyro_YT21
@Polar_Pyro_YT21 16 дней назад
@@tomikun8057 No. Chase scene music that is meant to trigger your fight, flight, or freeze response, making you get the feeling of "OH HOLY FRICK IF I DON'T GET OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANT I AM GOING TO DIE THE MOST VIOLENT AND PAINFUL DEATH CONCEIVABLE", to the point where if a switch to 7/8 time from 4/4 time were to scare you even more I would totally do it.
@kateb1127
@kateb1127 17 дней назад
I'm taking the job and building a hut in the nearby woods. Everyone shall know me as the crazy witch who watches the graveyard, plays makao with the dead and screams ominous warnings at teens trying to stay past sundown. A perfect life
@aleisterlavey9716
@aleisterlavey9716 17 дней назад
Don't forget to spread the rumours about making a hot chocolate that's to die for.
@kateb1127
@kateb1127 17 дней назад
@@aleisterlavey9716 Oh absolutely :D But if you want the chocolate you get a mandatory wild story from me that you can only guess if it's true or not :3
@psymar
@psymar 16 дней назад
I ain't screaming warnings at teenagers. I will maybe tap them on the shoulder and point to the sign I've just put up saying "turn down your music or leave, the spirits are getting annoyed". For one they won't hear me if I shout at them, for two now I'm also contributing to the noise issue
@Ogrynjames
@Ogrynjames 16 дней назад
Don't forget to have around a dozen or so cats to finish the look.
@kateb1127
@kateb1127 16 дней назад
@@psymar Fair point
@venturerweegee64
@venturerweegee64 17 дней назад
Had to do the math, before taxes that is *$560 a DAY*
@beingmegucaissuffering.5326
@beingmegucaissuffering.5326 17 дней назад
That's more than half my biweekly paycheck
@MelonHere20
@MelonHere20 16 дней назад
That's around the amount I get in my bi-weekly paycheck as well😭
@venturerweegee64
@venturerweegee64 16 дней назад
@@MelonHere20 sounds like you should either be demanding a raise or going elsewhere. For me that’s a little over half of a bi-weekly paycheck
@rhysjonsmusic
@rhysjonsmusic 13 дней назад
Imagine paying taxes
@keelanmorningstar7800
@keelanmorningstar7800 5 дней назад
That is over half of my entire bimonthly paycheck in a DAY what the fuck.
@gasparg643
@gasparg643 17 дней назад
If I may add 1: you get used to your future roommates because why not be buried where you know everyone? 2: you can do odd jobs for ghost like bringing them a item they had in life and some may tell you things like where hidden treasure is 3: if it’s really haunted then robbers cannot even touch you? You are respecting them the robber try to rob you? Dude it’s getting cursed it’s literally the safest Night Shift ever
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 2 дня назад
It's like an inverted Five Nights at Freddy's in that respect.
@gasparg643
@gasparg643 2 дня назад
@@Dargonhuman I need a game about that now
@gasparg643
@gasparg643 2 дня назад
Both perspectives work. 1: your the grave keeper and you have to do the odd jobs for he ghost and become friends with them and such 2: a robber trying to rob a haunted cemetery
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 2 дня назад
@@gasparg643 There was an old PC game where you were the evil lord of a castle and had to set traps and deploy monsters to stop the heroes from getting in to kill you which sounds a lot like that.
@blitzburn2871
@blitzburn2871 17 дней назад
I worked the graveyard shift delivering newspapers, you would be surprised how quickly you just get over it and settle into the new routine.
@ambientlightofdarknesss4245
@ambientlightofdarknesss4245 13 дней назад
A ghost haunting the graveyard keeper is like kicking the balls of the maid that cleans your house FOR FREE everyday.
@1world1heartjake
@1world1heartjake 2 дня назад
I love how you specifically say balls of the maid lol
@user-zl1vf4me1p
@user-zl1vf4me1p 2 дня назад
@@1world1heartjake even better
@poiuytrewq971
@poiuytrewq971 17 дней назад
"bit of advice. do you really wanna mess with the guy that cleans the graves?" (me to a random gang member that jumped me with a host of angry souls behind me)
@retinazer7652
@retinazer7652 14 дней назад
I’m just picturing basically that story about some guy who used to feed homeless people who then got mugged and the homeless people came to the guy’s rescue, but switching out the homeless people with ghosts
@theeclipseforestplays6409
@theeclipseforestplays6409 13 дней назад
This reminded me of a quote from Arcane (Vander said it) "Bit of advice, don't threaten the guy who pours the drinks."
@rhysjonsmusic
@rhysjonsmusic 13 дней назад
​@@retinazer7652NO ONE MESSES WITH SANDWICH MAN
@aperson6500
@aperson6500 16 дней назад
I am terrified of the dark, but for 80 bucks an hour, a playlist and some good flashlights I am gonna figure it out.
@RaichuWizDom
@RaichuWizDom 17 дней назад
At the risk of sounding a bit trite compared to most of the comment section, if I did take the job, I'd also check the date on those graves. Are we talking old hauntings, like ancient ones? Because if we are... "So you genuinely just have that little screen in your pocket and that lets you look up anything you want?" -"Eeyup. Speaking of which, wanna go pull a prank on the mayor? I'm sure nobody tried blessing his teleprompter, you could probably go take it over, no problem. Just duck into my smartphone if the priest shows up, I'll smuggle you out." "What's a teleprompter?" -"Oh, you sweet summer child, let me show you how to enjoy the afterlife." People fantasise about living in the future a lot, but the concept of showing an ancient ghost how to enjoy modernity? Now there's an idea. Plus, it'll probably get you brownie points for when your own time comes. As for what to do if the hauntings are from evil people, eh, plenty of ways to deal with that. Cold iron, garlic, crystals to discharge under running river water... Heck, if it's the ghost of an old lady, she can play matchmaker among the living for all I care. ... somebody should write all this out, if no one has already. This has classic Hollywood written all over it.
@Darchias
@Darchias 17 дней назад
I'mma be real chief, I'm there and bringing my bro. Don't even gotta pay him we'll split it.
@TheOblivionMan
@TheOblivionMan 17 дней назад
Honestly, I'd be more concerned about the working alone part. Even if it's fairly light work, it's still manual labour, so while you can do all your tasks alone, accidents do happen and you want someone in shouting distance if anything goes wrong. Pretty sure Sadoko's not gonna be able to drive me to the hospital if my hand slips with the hedge trimmer or I get a chunk of wood in the eye.
@Eternus_transmogrifus49
@Eternus_transmogrifus49 16 дней назад
That’s the best part. Such a welcoming community, that every body’s just dying to get in!
@1world1heartjake
@1world1heartjake 2 дня назад
​@@Eternus_transmogrifus49take the upvote and leave
@hellsingmongrel
@hellsingmongrel 17 дней назад
Ok, but now this has got me wanting to see if there are any gravekeeping jobs open in the city I'm moving to...!!!
@MelonHere20
@MelonHere20 16 дней назад
I remember seeing this post a few months back and it inspired me to do the same lol Too bad there were none near me, but I hope you find one!
@vittoriof.8088
@vittoriof.8088 17 дней назад
And I see this video right after starting playing a game called Graveyard Keeper. Now THATS irony.
@Eternus_transmogrifus49
@Eternus_transmogrifus49 16 дней назад
It’s a sign!
@jimcobbler3954
@jimcobbler3954 12 дней назад
I’d imagine ghosts act like extreme introverts. They really hate you by default, but if you show them enough kindness, they eventually open up.
@Spark_Chaser
@Spark_Chaser 17 дней назад
I'm getting a bunch of pennies to leave at each site to make sure everyone's got payment for the Ferryman. Busting out the stone polish for the markers. Making sure to salute the fallen soldiers as I finish their stones. This is going to be the best kept graveyard I can manage.
@gerstein03
@gerstein03 17 дней назад
Hell there's probably gonna be plenty of nights where the ghosts don't come out. They're dead they can just sleep as much as they want
@joshuan.
@joshuan. 17 дней назад
"Like I was saying, it's always scarier dealing with the living. Give me a ghost to talk to any day." -Roy Mustang (FMA E37)
@InaudibleHippo
@InaudibleHippo 17 дней назад
I would do it but only if I was allowed to be armed while doing so. People who show up at 3 A.M to a graveyard are either remembering loved ones or are trying to stay hidden. It's the latter that are a problem.
@captianblitz
@captianblitz 17 дней назад
My only problem is that you have to work the night shift. Everything else sounds perfect.
@planktonkrab
@planktonkrab 17 дней назад
Night shift is a good thing for me, like, sleep schedule? Nah I'mma wake up at 8pm as if it was the normal time to get up and my body was used to it.
@psymar
@psymar 16 дней назад
I mean, if I need a nap I can just leave a pencil and paper beside me, any ghosts needing me can leave a note for when I wake up. The dead learn patience pretty quickly once they realize that they are not, in fact, temporally limited like they were while alive
@SarahAbramova
@SarahAbramova 16 дней назад
Yeah, I can go to sleep late, but the latest I've ever done was 3:30 am, and that was a bad night.
@glitchedsouls7593
@glitchedsouls7593 17 дней назад
All you’d need is headphones, a battery pack for your phone, a flashlight, a drink like water or if it’s cold Hot Chocolate in a thermos, a snack for your break and spare batteries for the light and your golden
@galacgacwatson3102
@galacgacwatson3102 17 дней назад
0:18 everyone must agree that this has to be read in a Texan accent
@Candjstudios2024
@Candjstudios2024 16 дней назад
Speaking of cryptkeepers, you can get a side hustle telling the stories in some of your old comics. Last time that happened, dude got famous and had movies, a tv show, and an animated series or two. His weird friends even got in the act, and oher folks started doing it.
@timogeerties3487
@timogeerties3487 9 дней назад
Teen approaches me, the ominous graveyard kerper that's covered with a raincoat out of leather. "What's your job here like? Is it really haunted? Could I do it, too?" "No tenants have ever given me trouble. Just, don't disturb the dead." "But how am I gonna listen to music like that? *I lift the hood of my heavy coat and take off my headphones, faintly letting out 'Highway to Hell'.* "Plenty of options, kid."
@TruffleSeeker54
@TruffleSeeker54 7 дней назад
Dampe from Legend of Zelda is probably my favorite NPC... The townspeople are all wary of him because of his appearance and his job as a gravekeeper, but he's just a chill guy.
@Bajuvare14
@Bajuvare14 17 дней назад
I am the Grave Keeper, if the end of Days has come, and they Rise from their Slumber I am the first Line of Defense for the Living
@ArtificialDjDAGX
@ArtificialDjDAGX 17 дней назад
hell yeah I would. That's $11'760 a month, $141'120 a year. You could honestly retire after like half a decade of working there, so long as you invest the majority of the pay into a diverse assortment of savings accounts and fonds.
@bingus5488
@bingus5488 17 дней назад
def taking it, gonna become dampe
@meyatetana2973
@meyatetana2973 3 дня назад
I'd take the job, the dead are not the ones who turn into monsters. Watch out for the living.
@ob2kenobi388
@ob2kenobi388 17 дней назад
Biggest issue I have with this job is that, depending on where you live, working the night shift outside in the colder months could literally kill you lol.
@weeblordgaming6062
@weeblordgaming6062 3 дня назад
Put on am extra layer
@ob2kenobi388
@ob2kenobi388 3 дня назад
@@weeblordgaming6062 And I will, I'm just pointing out that the cold scares me more than any poltergeist lol
@darthrevan4933
@darthrevan4933 2 дня назад
As someone who genuinely finds the heat more unbearable than the cold I have no issue with that
@ob2kenobi388
@ob2kenobi388 2 дня назад
@@darthrevan4933 Well it's more a matter of survivability than bearability
@darthrevan4933
@darthrevan4933 2 дня назад
@@ob2kenobi388 unless you’re in northern Canada or Scandinavia enough layers and possibly aggressive use of pocket warmers should be enough for most nights baring some freak weather events (a polar vortex for example) and things like that tend to have descent warning before hand
@Karak-_-
@Karak-_- 16 дней назад
There is a story by H.P. Lovecraft about a greatkeeper being hanted. Althrough that guy kinda had it comming. So the guy accidentally locked himself in a crypt and decided to climb out using coffins as a stairs. One of the dead took that as an opurtunity to inform him that his ankle licence has expired. Why? Because the gravekeeper cut of his ankles to fit him into a coffin that was too small for him.
@someprick7705
@someprick7705 4 дня назад
0:10 80 an hour? When do I start?
@bdura2021
@bdura2021 13 дней назад
Imagine threatening that graveskeeper, and then after they warn you not to hurt them, if you don't listen, they say they'll respect your grave and tend to it as they have for everyone else. With a far-away look in their eyes, their words not meant to intimidate you but instead a subdued acceptance of what will become of you I think that would be neat
@ollllj
@ollllj 17 дней назад
the real ghosts, witches , and zombies are the average retail customers.
@DHTheAlaskan
@DHTheAlaskan 17 дней назад
Sounds like a seasonal and weather dependant job for the most part. But it's $80/hr. Let it rain, snow and blow. I can take most of the winters off, and a few light drizzles won't hurt me if I wear a rain coat. If it downpours I'm probably just gonna stay home. I can afford that little bit of time off. Plus I'm sure that job is gonna come with benefits. There's going to be a few hazards there with all the mud, ice, and puddles. Sounds like either I'm gonna be fully insured by my job or I'm gonna have massive hazard pay bonuses which I can just get insurance out of pocket. Also, I'm paying my damn taxes. While I'll be rolling in dough, I'm not gonna forget I'm from the working class. Hell I'll probably invest in my local schools to make sure they got enough pencils and paper and whatnot. If they wanna cut the free/reduced lunches, they can either deal with me raising awareness or I'm just gonna throw money at the problem to give everyone free breakfast and lunch.
@mjjoe76
@mjjoe76 17 дней назад
My guess is most ghosts are better than the live Boomers tormenting service workers day in and day out.
@zoot_the_axolotl8095
@zoot_the_axolotl8095 12 дней назад
do consider: boomers have low shelf life, and they WILL be in that graveyard in due time god imagine having to calm down a very radical (in the political sense) karen spirit or sumshit, yeesh.
@Solesteam
@Solesteam 12 дней назад
0:15 I know the name of God, own a Bible, and can run pretty fast, *_get me in uniform and I'll leave the place spotless, ghosts or none!_*
@mishagaming1075
@mishagaming1075 7 дней назад
honestly the running part seems pretty unimportant considering how ghosts probably don't haunt gravekeepers (atleast, nice ones, and assuming you follow christianity you respect the dead, so nothing to worry about)
@Solesteam
@Solesteam 7 дней назад
@@mishagaming1075 Yeah, but ghosts were once people, and people can be terrifying, and not very good natured, otherwise there wouldn't be people disrespecting the dead in the first place... I mean, what if I'm polishing and cleaning the grave of a serial killer who managed to keep their crimes a secret till death? (The odds of that are really low but...)
@darthrevan4933
@darthrevan4933 2 дня назад
@@Solesteamthen that one serial killer has all the other ghosts looking at him like “hey jack a** don’t bite the hand that feeds”
@alexisvulfiaawenfern8112
@alexisvulfiaawenfern8112 17 дней назад
I'm immune to supernatural bs
@Galaxy-o2e
@Galaxy-o2e 11 дней назад
80 dollars per hour for a menial maintenance job is such a blessing
@BlueSkyCountry
@BlueSkyCountry 6 дней назад
I am a contractor and welder who sometimes does jobs deep in underground utility shafts. It is cramped and claustrophobic for many and there is always a danger of explosion from flammable gas buildup. I chose this line of work because I just do not like to be around people and the more I was encouraged to socialize when I was younger, the more I refused and avoided it just to spite everyone. I'll take graveyard cleaner job and I can do it for years or even decades happily. Contentment is what I look for and this has everything I can ever want.
@bananabanana484
@bananabanana484 17 дней назад
Working at night does sound hard, but I’ll just engage in some afternoon naps
@e2b265
@e2b265 11 дней назад
Worst case scenario, ghosts are real, but have so little impact on the world that we don’t know it. At that rate, you’re completely safe, know something extremely important to understanding how the world works, and might even have some new friends.
@CR1MSONACE
@CR1MSONACE 17 дней назад
As a Paper Mario fan I can confirm ghost-like species > people
@phictionofgrandeur2387
@phictionofgrandeur2387 17 дней назад
Vivian supremacy!!
@mistformsquirrel
@mistformsquirrel 17 дней назад
I'd 100% be all over this. I have a severe anxiety disorder an w hile I have slowly improved it, dealing with people can still be very challenging. Ghosts though? I ain't afraid of no ghosts. (Cause we're like, besties.)
@The-gender-goblin
@The-gender-goblin 16 дней назад
I actually like cemeteries and ghosts in general, so imma be cleaning every grave to the finest and after imma leave em some candy or something because having an entire cemetery of bros to listen to me yap while i do stuff sounds awesome. They gon know every single one of my hyperfixations and random thoughts
@LordSiravant
@LordSiravant 10 дней назад
Man, I WISH a cemetery cleanup paid that well, cuz I'd sign up for that shit in a heartbeat.
@jeremystarling8677
@jeremystarling8677 16 дней назад
Me helping the ghosts haunt the right people
@zoot_the_axolotl8095
@zoot_the_axolotl8095 12 дней назад
"hey so heres a hauntlist* for yall to study up on, while yall go do that imma dust the furniture" *(hitlist but more fitting for the situation)
@Moonstruck_Arrow
@Moonstruck_Arrow 16 дней назад
If I was the graveyard keeper I would show up to every shift in a witch outfit. The vibes would be immaculate
@keelanmorningstar7800
@keelanmorningstar7800 5 дней назад
Also if a random ghost decided to have beef with you for no reason you don’t think other ghosts who’s area you care for and who like you wouldn’t defend you?
@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700
@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700 17 дней назад
To be fair, with that kinda money, I could get my own house nearby, and my whole thing's gonna be programming and software engineering anyways, so... Sounds good to me, honestly. Program during the day, chillax with the ghosts at night? Get myself a vantablack cloak and an oil lantern with sage, pine, and frankincense for the aesthetic... Just gotta make sure to leave out a few pizzas and stuff. Wouldn't want 'em to feel left out.
@basiltheflowerboy143
@basiltheflowerboy143 17 дней назад
befriend the ghosts?
@meltingmug
@meltingmug 17 дней назад
befriend the ghosts.
@planktonkrab
@planktonkrab 17 дней назад
@@meltingmug best-friend the ghosts.
@cojec
@cojec 15 дней назад
_"Beware, gravekeeper, for us spirits do not take kindly to the likes of you."_ "Listen, Barnaby, I know you were raised in the 1800s, but things have progressed a lot since then and trans people are pretty widely accepted now. What you're saying is really problematic."
@TheUSgoverment
@TheUSgoverment 14 дней назад
"whatever a trans person is, im not talking about it. You are just ugly as hell" "Speaking from experience?"
@timothygooding9544
@timothygooding9544 17 дней назад
now we need a fic of a gravekeeper that sees a ghost rise to take revenge and they are like "oh fr?" And becomes their agent of the living to help it happen Respect for the Dead
@gazashotshell9099
@gazashotshell9099 10 дней назад
I've met a few ghosts, they were pretty chill. I'm also a night owl anyway so the late hours are optimal for me, I would've snatched this job up in a heartbeat.
@swedishgeese.1
@swedishgeese.1 11 дней назад
Is the exact definition of “I’ve won but at what cost.”
@northropi2027
@northropi2027 11 дней назад
If you *wouldn't* take this, just remember, it's a willingness to take job opportunities like this that are why Vampires are always rich.
@TheFoxfiend
@TheFoxfiend 16 дней назад
I mean hell yeah! That is a nice, quiet, respectable job for really good money, and I just adjust my sleep schedule to after my shift. Those graves will be cleaned spotless, the flowers tended to well, and I'd have an opportunity to thank any veterans that are being kept there.
@naiveveg8447
@naiveveg8447 7 дней назад
Bring my floodlight and my tunes and that cemetery gonna be spotless.
@SolTheIdiot
@SolTheIdiot 11 дней назад
$80/hr is insane, I'm gonna greet every ghost when i clean their grave
@BlazeSLK
@BlazeSLK 13 дней назад
I’ll do almost anything for $80 an hour. This job sounds CUSHY
@shishoka
@shishoka 12 дней назад
I'd take that job in a heartbeat.
@DarkReaper12
@DarkReaper12 3 дня назад
Never expected to have this be my dream job but here we are.
@Violet_Jedi_Sylveon
@Violet_Jedi_Sylveon 17 дней назад
I wanna make some ghost friends! I can talk with them if they want while I clean up the place and when I'm done since it's probably a dark space out of the main city lights, I can look at the moon and the night sky and chill with some ghost buddies! Fuck yeah give me that job! And I can act as a witch watching over the dead to mess with the living people, I think the ghosts would get a kick out of that!
@abiean222
@abiean222 16 дней назад
so long as i can bring in appropriate lighting sources, i'm taking that. sounds like a dream job to me.
@startea1234
@startea1234 17 дней назад
Bro, i would take that job and live life happily
@akrinornoname2769
@akrinornoname2769 16 дней назад
I have a friend who does gardening and cleanup in graveyards. They don't work at night though, and it doesn't pay 80 bucks an hour. He still says it's a fun job. Out of doors, no working with hazardous materials, he doesn't have to travel very far, and everyone he meets likes is friendly.
@sunandshadow6593
@sunandshadow6593 10 дней назад
I'd take it. If it's haunted, I'll let the ghosts tell me how to treat their graves well.
@Ladyoftheroundtable
@Ladyoftheroundtable 15 дней назад
For that money I'd break my no overnights rule and take it.
@heartofthewild680
@heartofthewild680 11 дней назад
As long as I get to pick which days I work, yeah, I’d take that job happily. Good pay, I don’t have to interact much with the boss, and no one is around to care if I play music!
@MelodiTheMess
@MelodiTheMess 17 дней назад
I’m taking it My friend better come we can chill w ghosts
@mishagaming1075
@mishagaming1075 7 дней назад
make sure they don't get haunted, that's always how it happens.
@jesuschrist.3349
@jesuschrist.3349 12 дней назад
ALWAYS dress like a graveyard keeper. Wooden cane, lantern hung on, black fabric coat with belt. Everythin’.
@Unoriginal_SpamtonFan
@Unoriginal_SpamtonFan 14 дней назад
Everyone's talking about the ghosts and stuff. Which is understandable. The ghosts will leave you alone, easy-peasy. I'm more worried about whatever's in the forest...
@SarahAbramova
@SarahAbramova 16 дней назад
I'd take the job, but I'd want the day shift. Not scared of the dark, I'm scared of killing my circadian rhythm.
@r.connor9280
@r.connor9280 4 дня назад
I ain't afraid of no ghost, with that kind of money I could ride coast to coast
@jennathekitsune6456
@jennathekitsune6456 6 дней назад
As a Witch and loyal Devotee to the Phantom Queen Morrigan, you bet your ass I’d take that job
@Cyber_Moose
@Cyber_Moose 12 дней назад
$80 an hour? Absolutely! Thats 5.33 times what I currently make!
@KeitieKalopsia
@KeitieKalopsia 8 часов назад
This sounds like a really good job. You don’t even have to talk to people except at the beginning and end of your shift. If you believe in ghosts, they won’t be a problem bc, like that last person said, they don’t mess with the graveyard keeper; they mess with the people who fuck up their graves. The only real threat would be vandals you’d have to chase off or potentially wild animals.
@gammr3227
@gammr3227 11 дней назад
i feel like ghosts aren't inherently evil. They would probably end up liking the nice guy who comes to clean their graves
@ReaIHuman
@ReaIHuman 9 дней назад
I'm working 12 hour jobs Monday- Sunday. Idgaf if Annabelle wants to haunt my ass, as long as there isn't demonic blood on my silk sheets it's all good.
@greenhydra10
@greenhydra10 17 дней назад
No bright lights. No loud noise. No annoying strangers I have to cater to. Count me IN.
@bare_bear_hands
@bare_bear_hands 12 часов назад
Also, anyone who's ever worked with a powerwasher knows what a DELIGHT it is. Those tombstones will be so clean!
@magiv4205
@magiv4205 18 часов назад
Sure enough a safer workplace than any hospital or retail job I know of
@BluestormsSong
@BluestormsSong День назад
This would be a dream job for me as an introverted night owl. Hang out with the ghosts, rake some leaves, cut some grass, scrub the tombstones if they need it, throw some salt at the poltergeists, having plenty of time to write or play a game, and being not just allowed but encouraged to yell at bratty punks to get out when they show up to cause trouble.
@AvatarRiku
@AvatarRiku 12 дней назад
I will commission a staff with a hook on top for a lantern and a cloak after my first week too, yes.
@notagoat281
@notagoat281 14 дней назад
Honestly, it ain't the ghosts that I'd be scared of. It's all the wild animals that my caveman brain thinks it can't see but must be there, stalking me. Or the dangerous thug who came to a freaking graveyard looking to mug someone for some reason. The things that go bump in the night don't have to be monsters to be scary. I just don't like being out in the dark by myself. I just feel vulnerable.
@cideltacommand7169
@cideltacommand7169 13 дней назад
Meet the shotgun!
@LuckySketches
@LuckySketches 17 дней назад
I'm taking the job but I'm requesting that my official job title be "ghost zookeeper." ...even if "ghost maid" would be more accurate. Seriously though the only downside is that it'd be hard to see what you're doing.
@zoot_the_axolotl8095
@zoot_the_axolotl8095 12 дней назад
get one of those "wrap around ur head" flashlights or whatever they're called and ur set
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