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Curb Your Enthusiasm - Type + Distance = No door hold 

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Larry doesn't hold the door open for a woman because he thinks it will offend her.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 9 Episode 1.

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@apbweezle
@apbweezle 6 лет назад
Also, she didn't do that little jog step followed by eye contact which would indicate that she'd like him to hold the door. She sort of looked down which would indicate she doesn't want to get in to that door holder situation. That's how it works in my world.
@zokikuzmanovski5109
@zokikuzmanovski5109 6 лет назад
Yeah, the jog-step is a federal law, gotta do it.
@mmb6527
@mmb6527 6 лет назад
Eye contact vs looking away, it's the only way to be sure.
@whosjohncorzine
@whosjohncorzine 6 лет назад
Upon rewatching the look down did not appear to be an indication to not hold the door, but an adjustment of the shirt. The woman appeared to me to actually be walking in a brisk manner to catch the open door. I think the real damning action was hesitation at the door by Larry.
@marfg12345
@marfg12345 5 лет назад
>she
@marccram6584
@marccram6584 5 лет назад
Courtesy jog is a big factor ..
@man-who-sold-the-world
@man-who-sold-the-world 6 лет назад
Problem is he held door open too long. Distance was shortened due to hesitation. Simple maths.
@cosmokramer4703
@cosmokramer4703 6 лет назад
yasar ali please don't kill Larry
@man-who-sold-the-world
@man-who-sold-the-world 6 лет назад
Midnight Reggie your on the list too.
@defrev
@defrev 6 лет назад
yasar ali That IS where the equation went wrong. Larry left out the time factor. Major error.
@dudeomfgstfux
@dudeomfgstfux 6 лет назад
He forgot to integrate for hesitation. Hyge factor to determine the final output to door hold or not.
@EMC2Scotia
@EMC2Scotia 6 лет назад
But was the hesitation time exaggerated for effect? Like watching a reply in a sports game, the footage can appear different in 'real time'. Here is an explanation prepared earlier by someone who I am not. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-F_td1X_c5Gg.html
@nea415
@nea415 4 года назад
Her: I’m a woman aren’t I? Larry: 🤷🏼‍♂️
@ohsnap7879
@ohsnap7879 4 года назад
Yup...can't be sure what to think of anyone anymore The person might prefer to be addressed as it
@DuncanUdaho67
@DuncanUdaho67 4 года назад
Lmao that’s such a Larry looking pose
@Cjnw
@Cjnw 4 года назад
🙎🚁
@davidrynberk3675
@davidrynberk3675 4 года назад
check the DNA on that one......
@miaouew
@miaouew 3 года назад
That thing looks like it descended straight from Troon Heaven
@MultiAlanR
@MultiAlanR 5 лет назад
Ironically, her reaction confirmed that she was that type
@kobrien4121
@kobrien4121 5 лет назад
Nice equation
@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369
@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 5 лет назад
She is a woman as much as she is polite. I´d run. Especially, because she will run for office.
@desty4030
@desty4030 4 года назад
Eh, not really. By arguing and being displeased she proves she's not the type that wants to be treated roughly or uncaringly. If she was the type she would've been happy Larry treated her like that.
@GrandmasterofWin
@GrandmasterofWin 4 года назад
@@desty4030 or she just likes to argue... "Oh you think I can't hold the door for myself?!"
@mediacontent9767
@mediacontent9767 4 года назад
The type that was gonna be offended no matter what he did? Yep
@AndrewMckay
@AndrewMckay 6 лет назад
"you can't argue with the distance though ... that's a big factor "
@rogersyversen3633
@rogersyversen3633 5 лет назад
you cant argue with the distance though. thats a big factor!
@Taxicology
@Taxicology 5 лет назад
You can’t argue with the distance though, that’s a big factor.
@Halo2Trigate
@Halo2Trigate 5 лет назад
You can’t argue with the distance though... that’s a big factor.
@sterlingsilver5937
@sterlingsilver5937 4 года назад
True.
@LLVideomaker
@LLVideomaker 4 года назад
Sterling Silver you cant argument with the distansen thogh tjats a big favorit
@LeslieDugger
@LeslieDugger 5 лет назад
She also didn’t do the hurry up after noticing the door hold hesitate.
@floriang2801
@floriang2801 5 лет назад
Leslie Dugger If the other person feels like they have to hurry up the distance is too long. Holding the door is to make their life easier. Making them run is not.
@canadude6401
@canadude6401 4 года назад
I've had the "hold door hesitate" situation many times. It needs an whole new math equation.... miles/per hour divide by distance to travel x seconds in which to hold the door.
@Quixote1818
@Quixote1818 4 года назад
LOL! Larry should have used that argument! Put it right back on her. :)
@olavkokovkin7009
@olavkokovkin7009 3 года назад
@@floriang2801 edge cases happen
@timmy317317
@timmy317317 3 года назад
@@floriang2801 NOOOO. If someone let's you cross the road or holds the door you meet them half way!!
@StephenPaulTroup
@StephenPaulTroup 6 лет назад
Larry's right about the equation, I have the exact same equation in my head. Problem is he hesitated. You gotta be like a NASA scientist solving a re-entry formula, compute and execute!
@Doriesep6622
@Doriesep6622 6 лет назад
Exactly. He who hesitates...
@xj-vn4eo
@xj-vn4eo 4 года назад
You know what? Human minds may actually operate like that, with way more complicated formula than a simple linear combination. If I were Larry I probably will spit out ~7 variables and also try to have a rational discussion, modeling the situation with a multivariate function and appraise the situation and proper response on the door shut rationally.
@eliseo5416
@eliseo5416 3 года назад
I agree, he was correct initially but standing there clearly holding the door for her and then letting it shut when she got close was a bad call.
@rasmusrw8140
@rasmusrw8140 2 года назад
Lol!
@calebjaymes9710
@calebjaymes9710 2 года назад
No hesistation att all
@mtadams2009
@mtadams2009 5 лет назад
Larry did the hesitation move which messed his whole math equation.
@Stiegosaurus
@Stiegosaurus 4 года назад
INDEED!
@melodiefrances3898
@melodiefrances3898 2 года назад
Yup lol
@harryricochet8134
@harryricochet8134 2 года назад
He was just double checking his math.
@nobleepentertainment
@nobleepentertainment 5 лет назад
Didn't know that was a girl! I thought it was Adam Devine from Workahlics! LOL
@Milesco
@Milesco 5 лет назад
So did I!
@3ferns555
@3ferns555 5 лет назад
At first glance yeah lmfao
@bigb684
@bigb684 5 лет назад
You’re not alone
@EDarien
@EDarien 5 лет назад
Until 'she' started talking, so did I.
@YK-fj5bj
@YK-fj5bj 4 года назад
NoBleep! Entertainment ha ha, now that you’ve mentioned it...
@KingoftheJuice18
@KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад
For a big Seinfeld fan like me, watching this show is like being a student of Italian who suddenly discovers that there's a language out there called "Latin."
@maxroy5246
@maxroy5246 4 года назад
gnshapiro Whoah that’s a perfect analogy.
@umairusman
@umairusman 4 года назад
This show is miles ahead
@UnoriginalSmartass
@UnoriginalSmartass 4 года назад
Actually I think I've heard that portugase( or romanian?) was the closest modern language to the Latin grammatically. Of course italian, french and spanish is all childs of that family but apperently portugese is the one that took after its parent the most :D
@KingoftheJuice18
@KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад
@@UnoriginalSmartass I don't know if there's complete unanimity on this question, but many people do think it's Italian. Either way, it doesn't detract from the analogy, I'd say.
@UnoriginalSmartass
@UnoriginalSmartass 4 года назад
gnshapiro yeah totally agree. Analogy is great. Felt the same way when I watched curb. Just wanted to share what I know 🐬
@mobilegamesguy8615
@mobilegamesguy8615 5 лет назад
"I was just trying not to offend you, and yet I wound up offending you, which is quite ironic." The state of 2018 in a nutshell.
@80sruler
@80sruler 5 лет назад
MobileGamesGuy haha true
@tobeornottobe5611
@tobeornottobe5611 5 лет назад
That's Larry's life in general.
@LeoWhalen1933
@LeoWhalen1933 5 лет назад
And 2019. Nothings changed.
@nateinsane4023
@nateinsane4023 5 лет назад
@@AD-kv9kj God you are bitchy. Just stay in the kitchen or the laundry room
@TheSunshineGroup
@TheSunshineGroup 5 лет назад
@@AD-kv9kj hahahahahaha you are exactly why Larry made this show
@g3nov3s
@g3nov3s 5 лет назад
Once, when I entered my building I saw a girl who was also coming, so I held the door opened for her. When she had just a few more steps, she stopped and started to check her messages on the phone. I stood there like an idiot for a few seconds holding the door, without her even noticing me, so I took my hand from the door. At that exact same moment, she started to walk again and the door just slammed in her face, startling her. After a few days I found out she started to to bad-mouth me to the neighbours, claiming that I intentionally slammed the door in her face...
@sylasjones9330
@sylasjones9330 5 лет назад
Yoda this story is relatable expect I was the chick looking at my mail. Oh and I broke my nose but didn’t talk shut about my neighbor. Any human who runs into a door can only blame themselves for the consequences.
@Milesco
@Milesco 5 лет назад
@ Yoda : Now *_that's_* a Larry David moment! 😀
@kenshobuq7105
@kenshobuq7105 5 лет назад
I want to polish that door, it made me proud.
@Alex10daysago
@Alex10daysago 5 лет назад
Quit lying.
@EDarien
@EDarien 5 лет назад
Similar to Larry, you waited too long. The second she took that phone out, that door would've been done. Also fuck her and her mouth to people. Then these women wonder why they're single.
@MisfitsFiendClub138
@MisfitsFiendClub138 3 года назад
Channeling my inner LD this morning while walking into a Starbucks. Turned around guy was about 25 feet away, thought to myself "Nah, too far away. No door hold.", guy walked in said to me super sarcastically "Thank you!" I replied "You're welcome?" Larry David is my copilot 🤣
@scottvaughn9
@scottvaughn9 5 лет назад
This show’s entire premise is to expose what 99% of people think but probably wouldn’t do in most cases. It’s exaggerated most times, but everything is rooted in a solid insight. Love it.
@nebulousisgod
@nebulousisgod 5 лет назад
I love how everyone confronts Larry over everything he does, faux pas or no
@MrHermit12
@MrHermit12 2 года назад
I want you to know I learnt a new word today.
@kai-in1xt
@kai-in1xt 2 года назад
@UC9o4a2Kq-QFqggnDfCAsjwg fuck you buddy he was just saying
@landlinesandpercolators8822
@landlinesandpercolators8822 2 года назад
That's the plot!
@SyrupBuccaneer
@SyrupBuccaneer 2 года назад
He makes it very easy lol
@OhYeaMista
@OhYeaMista 5 лет назад
The slow roll answer to “I’m a woman aren’t I?” was perfect 👌
@kevo8225
@kevo8225 2 года назад
Not a woman from what i saw
@patmandew22
@patmandew22 2 года назад
@@kevo8225 totally had a big dick n balls
@spermario645
@spermario645 3 года назад
I love how in this world, everyone has something to say when in real life most people just stay quiet
@tonelocrian
@tonelocrian 19 дней назад
In real life, no one really bitches about the door not being held either, unless the two involved are married to each other. 😂
@mvpmvp2980
@mvpmvp2980 6 лет назад
i do this too (minus the 5 second hesitation) if the person is far enough away, and if they look physically able to comfortably open the door themselves, i dont hold it. i feel like thats the more considerate way to do it because if you hold the door while they are still far away, youre making them feel rushed because youre waiting on them.
@chrisf7189
@chrisf7189 6 лет назад
I agree with that. Sod them. They want equality so not sure what is right thing to do. Like I don't give a woman a seat on the underground if she isn't old, pregnant or disabled.
@Doriesep6622
@Doriesep6622 6 лет назад
Right. What is the legal distance?
@steveetienne
@steveetienne 5 лет назад
Barefoot Prof the legal distance is a variable, with size of breast and amount of cleavage displayed playing a big factor in the calculation.
@circle2867
@circle2867 5 лет назад
same here but when i keep the door open i let out a small strong hot fart.
@guitarstaraces746
@guitarstaraces746 6 лет назад
I thought that was a guy!
@scaho
@scaho 6 лет назад
Congratulations, you understood the Enthusiasmm
@gloverelaxis
@gloverelaxis 5 лет назад
congratulations on your first encounter with the arbitrariness and ambiguity of gender
@jimmoore811
@jimmoore811 5 лет назад
She had a pee pee and boobies
@wylian84
@wylian84 5 лет назад
I thought it was Adam from workaholics
@RB-rk6qo
@RB-rk6qo 5 лет назад
@@wylian84 DeMamp!
@MrLexical
@MrLexical 6 лет назад
The funny thing is, Larry didn't even need to mention "type" at all - he could have just mentioned "distance." Thereby avoiding offending her. Classic Larry - it's his job to offend!
@BlueLeopard200
@BlueLeopard200 5 лет назад
I tend to do the "push and leave" if the person is that distance. Just push it open after I enter so by the time they reach, it's half open still.
@edienandy
@edienandy 4 года назад
Myth Detector I only ever do that unless the other person is right behind me, and even then only if it’s a woman. I’m very gay and men always act all kinds of weird if I hold the door open for them lol
@eliseo5416
@eliseo5416 4 года назад
You're both asses lol
@SeansModelBuilds
@SeansModelBuilds 4 года назад
If they have working arms, they can open their own door.
@keyboardwarrior327
@keyboardwarrior327 3 года назад
@@edienandy You're very gay as opposed to being slightly gay?
@lionsden5123
@lionsden5123 2 года назад
But it’s also swinging back at them with retro momentum.
@KermitHitler
@KermitHitler 6 лет назад
as usual, Larry is 110% right
@dwadholm1
@dwadholm1 5 лет назад
It's a simple rule...if the door will fully close before the person reaches it you can let it close. Hence, distance *is* a big factor.
@fuckamericanidiot
@fuckamericanidiot 2 года назад
I live by that rule and yet I forgot that I did 😅
@lionsden5123
@lionsden5123 2 года назад
Not all doors close equally, but yes, I concur.
@JeremyGalloway
@JeremyGalloway 4 года назад
1:27 look how proud of himself he is for making up that equation!
@bannedheretic2971
@bannedheretic2971 2 года назад
So much to say about this. I'll only say that when I hold the door open for someone and I don't get a "thank you" I remind them that a thank you is a nice thing to say. The fabric of society is very thin these days.
@jameshall2195
@jameshall2195 5 лет назад
Larry is always 100% right imo. It's everyone else that's the problem.
@dickrichard99
@dickrichard99 5 лет назад
We've all had to make this decision in our lives. That's what makes Larry's writing brilliant.
@MartyHealthy
@MartyHealthy 5 лет назад
Larry is correct it’s like when you let people in during traffic and no thank you wave lol.....
@jonnboimuhfucka
@jonnboimuhfucka 5 лет назад
How about when they dont even acknowledge the door hold....no thank you...not even a nod. That chaps my hide.
@Oetti
@Oetti 6 лет назад
This cheery tune, matched so well to Larry's gait, as the opening scene of the new season (minus fumbling in the shower with the soap dispenser) was SUCH a great "welcome back, Curb!" feeling... Cant wait for the next episode tonight!
@Doriesep6622
@Doriesep6622 6 лет назад
Why do tubas always gear us up for laughing? Poor tuba players if they want to be taken seriously.
@jjmah7
@jjmah7 4 года назад
Him describing her ‘type’ had me in tears “short hair...wearing a tie...and a vest...”
@MrTlong2010
@MrTlong2010 5 лет назад
If you hesitate, it doesn't matter if they stop to get a snowcone, you have committed to hold that door and cannot enter until they pass it.
@greg82380
@greg82380 6 лет назад
Short hair + Vest and Neck Tie = Lesbian
@thebluefus
@thebluefus 6 лет назад
Izzat Zo SJW for the loss. Go away snowflake
@glazierEd
@glazierEd 6 лет назад
Izzat Zo I wouldn't hold the door for you either. Now your woman ( fem ) I would, because they usually end up getting board with the tongue, and need the true beef injection. Just sayin.
@yogeshrathi2120
@yogeshrathi2120 6 лет назад
Doesn't belong to our species by definition !
@bobbyb1233
@bobbyb1233 6 лет назад
Bruno Williams nah, I'm instantly turned off once I find out they're lesbian.
@Doriesep6622
@Doriesep6622 6 лет назад
You are terrible! But funny! LOL
@tinunit
@tinunit 5 лет назад
I'm with Larry on almost every tricky situation like this.
@hughphil
@hughphil 2 года назад
Advice: Never look back when you are going to the door.
@jaisalk4550
@jaisalk4550 4 года назад
Distance and ignorance are key. You have to make a quick judgment about distance and if they’re close, you hold it open. If it’s in that awkward range, you pretend you didn’t see them and keep walking.
@ktlewis02
@ktlewis02 5 лет назад
Larry is right in the end. It's all distance.
@cardioactivist9953
@cardioactivist9953 6 лет назад
Is that Joe pesci's daughter?
@rasmusslagsvold6180
@rasmusslagsvold6180 6 лет назад
Cardio Activist probanot
@nzungu7773
@nzungu7773 6 лет назад
Cardio Activist lol
@topopops
@topopops 6 лет назад
Kureo Mado joe Pesci looking good these days
@martinwilson2660
@martinwilson2660 6 лет назад
You’re a funny guy!
@1patula
@1patula 6 лет назад
Dammit! I thought the same;)
@Hoople57
@Hoople57 5 лет назад
Or, Larry could have said: "I just assumed Joe Pesci would want to open the door for himself".
@jimbertido7762
@jimbertido7762 6 лет назад
I am a man & I hold the door for men if they're within my distance. No discrimination. Gender is irrelevant.
@yunggoth9713
@yunggoth9713 5 лет назад
agreed. it would be weird to make eye contact with someone behind you and just let the door close on them...
@mipmipmipmipmip
@mipmipmipmipmip 5 лет назад
distance though, super important
@Pirate-nb3jw
@Pirate-nb3jw 5 лет назад
I’m a man and I do not hold the door for anyone unless they are immediately behind me. I do not discriminate.
@user-gn4ts8jb7n
@user-gn4ts8jb7n 5 лет назад
I dont give a fuck who you are, if I open the gosh darn door for you and you're kinda far away hustle a little (unless youre elderly or have some sort of set back)
@bashisobsolete.pythonismyn6321
I struggle with a genuine phobia of homosexuals and won't hold the door for them; I am afraid to share the door handle. My psychologist -- who is strictly Freudian -- defines it as a phobia and has a bizarre theory about my father. But my imam says it's perfectly healthy and reasonable. At least Islam is totally not gay.
@el_duderino_man
@el_duderino_man 6 лет назад
Clearly a young person should sprint to the door to hold it for an elderly person. Sorry, Larry! Lol
@GianlucaGallo
@GianlucaGallo 5 лет назад
Here in Austin TX, people are super polite about holding the door for anyone coming behind, but when that anyone loses interest and there is a good distance with the door holder, it is ok to just let the door close
@edenleeman5004
@edenleeman5004 2 года назад
This is why Tim robinson’s “hey hold that door” fixes all of this
@tassieschnappi
@tassieschnappi 6 лет назад
"Type plus distance equals no door hold"
@imsosickofyourshit1234
@imsosickofyourshit1234 6 лет назад
You got the title of the video, good for you!
@Knight192
@Knight192 5 лет назад
What about the door hold with no reciprocating "Thank you"? Larry has never addressed this to my knowledge
@williammccormick2802
@williammccormick2802 4 года назад
Honestly, distance is really the only thing you should judge for a door hold. Everyone, and I mean everyone, appreciates having the door held open for them.
@stagna1959
@stagna1959 Год назад
Perhaps if they holding bags in both hands...
@leivasacade
@leivasacade 2 года назад
Hesitation is killer in these situations. Look back quick over your shoulder, let the door go without effort and speed up the walk in case you missed someone approaching from a side. Never got an argument in 29 years.
@jr5296
@jr5296 3 года назад
this was the first episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm I watched and have been hooked ever since.
@tylertyler82
@tylertyler82 6 лет назад
This is hilarious, I think about this all the time "What is the safe distance to hold the door open? If you wait too long you just look like an idiot." And then I think this is exactly like something Larry David would talk about on CYE
@contrapranto7756
@contrapranto7756 5 лет назад
I thought the same thing when this came out. So many years waiting for new Curb episodes you end up seeing many moments in your life as part of one. But that might prove that this season was written by many other people besides LD. The writting was ok but the overproduction ruined the atmosphere of the show. Netflix is able to turn to shit everything it touches. Still anxiously awaiting a new one though.
@JosephSchneider26
@JosephSchneider26 4 года назад
My equasion: Noone = amount of persons, who have a right to an open door. People either are nice enough to do it or not. You don't put those on trial who don't.
@johnarnold6623
@johnarnold6623 2 года назад
He made eye contact. Eye contact is the “hold the door” contract we have with each other. Make a quick glance and that’s it.
@aroundandround
@aroundandround Год назад
Door holding is a privilege to be gracefully accepted when granted but not a right you can demand.
@johnhoward7987
@johnhoward7987 5 лет назад
Larry's equation is reasonable lol
@Mo.Fa.
@Mo.Fa. 6 лет назад
Classic!
@borkingborker5567
@borkingborker5567 2 года назад
In Larry's universe, people confront other people for the smallest infractions.
@Stevo_YouTube
@Stevo_YouTube Год назад
I just tell myself that's how everyone is in LA. They're probably not though.
@BillyBob-pl5lr
@BillyBob-pl5lr Год назад
“Source?” “I made it up.” absolute Gigachad
@KhanivoreQniba
@KhanivoreQniba 6 лет назад
Eye contact means an obligatory door hold.
@Milesco
@Milesco 5 лет назад
@MrHappyBollox : Agreed, but then in that situation you should avoid making eye contact!
@Milesco
@Milesco 5 лет назад
@MrHappyBollox : LOL!
@enriquemorfinmacouzet8000
@enriquemorfinmacouzet8000 5 лет назад
You can't look back when you open a door ... if you look back and someone is behind you then you hold the door No exceptions
@girlcrazyrockstar
@girlcrazyrockstar 5 лет назад
Not if they're far away
@enriquemorfinmacouzet8000
@enriquemorfinmacouzet8000 5 лет назад
@@girlcrazyrockstar You don't hold the door open for others bc you are girl and take advantage of being rude and getting away with it Smh
@girlcrazyrockstar
@girlcrazyrockstar 5 лет назад
@@enriquemorfinmacouzet8000 ima guy if someone is far away I'm not gonna wait
@louielouie22
@louielouie22 6 лет назад
Lol love it when these two go at it lmao
@gamercp5815
@gamercp5815 2 года назад
“I was just trying not to offend you and yet I wound up offending you. Kinda ironic” That pretty much sums up the show.
@vaderetro264
@vaderetro264 4 года назад
He's completely correct, and with her attitude she proved him right.
@WalterLiddy
@WalterLiddy 6 лет назад
People don't usually argue about it, but lots of times I can tell when someone's pissed off about it. Frankly anyone who can't open a door on their own is pretty useless. I hold it open if someone's immediately behind me, and usually others do the same for me (except a certain type of woman who just slips through and lets doors close on the people behind her - and by certain type I mean bitches). But it actually annoys me when someone is well ahead of me and insists on waiting to keep the door open for me like I'm some kind of useless pile of shit, and at the same time it forces me to hurry for their sake. It's an imposition really.
@Gos1234567
@Gos1234567 6 лет назад
WalterLiddy lol yea I hate that and you have to thank them and smile when you really wanna say “you asshole”!!
@Doriesep6622
@Doriesep6622 6 лет назад
Right. There should be a cut off distance and consciousness raising about it.
@lyezaard5523
@lyezaard5523 5 лет назад
You got the uhhhhhh veeeesssssst.....its a look. Lmao!! We need more Larrys.
@stevenhill3136
@stevenhill3136 6 лет назад
Sooo glad the show's back.
@simonpeter5032
@simonpeter5032 5 лет назад
The best response would've been L: I'm a woman aren't I? LD: :S L: Really? LD: Yeah, *really.*
@asaf2323
@asaf2323 5 лет назад
That's because Its actually: Type * e^(distance) = No door hold Rookie mistake.
@zeroz88
@zeroz88 5 лет назад
asaf2323 why
@Pomme843
@Pomme843 5 лет назад
Damn, I thought it was distance^time - log(type) + λ*bowtie
@dennismartin4659
@dennismartin4659 2 года назад
Larry David is by FAR my favorite human being.
@JP_IN_TX
@JP_IN_TX 7 месяцев назад
Lmao I love Larry. "I didnt get the 'after you vibe'... it's a.. ummm...look" 😂
@aussieskates
@aussieskates 5 лет назад
Part of Larry's elongated door hold was imagining all of the potential scenarios / reactions from her if he had actually held the door open for the lady. The fact that she stopped and fumbled with her clothing, should have been his cue to leave. I love how CYU can squeeze comic moments out of everything.
@dofehino5444
@dofehino5444 Год назад
😂😂
@RHQ7
@RHQ7 4 года назад
If he did hold the door open then she would've said "you think I can't open the door myself? you think I need help!". So you're fcked either way.
@ncwordman
@ncwordman Год назад
There are people who get really mad when you don't hold the door for them. And there are others who get really mad when you don't thank them for holding the door for you. Door holding is a bonus. It isn't guaranteed, nor should anyone expect anything about it. The one possible exception is if you have your arms full, and can't really open the door. Then someone can hold it. But what if there's no one there to hold the door? It's up to you to open it, in that case, and in all cases, one way or another.
@johnsmith-yi5zi
@johnsmith-yi5zi 4 года назад
The best is when distance is high, yet you hold the door forcing them to run/speed walk as to not seem rude for wasting your time holding the door when they knew they were too far for you to hold the door, but you held it anyway.
@pumpkin6429
@pumpkin6429 4 года назад
"Why wouldn't I want the door held open for me? I am a woman, aren't I?" "😐 ... Yeah, you- you sure are." 😂
@jayfaisa6016
@jayfaisa6016 5 лет назад
(0:20) Though I agree with Larry's equation, I think she's a little too close to the door at that point. It's pretty rude what he did, tbh.
@Milesco
@Milesco 5 лет назад
Yeah, he waited too long.
@Adrastros
@Adrastros 5 лет назад
Lmao i love this show, watched all seasons twice and always find something new to laugh at.
@2006glg
@2006glg 3 года назад
This thread is everything and Larry would love it.
@The_Ex_Boxing_Nerd
@The_Ex_Boxing_Nerd 4 года назад
He held the door open for 10 seconds while looking at them. That is rude. However, had he looked for a moment and continued or just opened it and walked through, this would not have been an issue.
@ShiroiKiba
@ShiroiKiba 2 года назад
I'd argue that she was the one rude in this example. They obviously both saw each other and acknowledged what the interaction was about; instead of considering that Larry would like to get on with his day (exactly like she was trying to do) and picking up her pace, she kept moving at the same pace. When somebody spends time to make things more convenient for someone for no personal benefit, the way to show appreciation is certainly not by wasting more of that person's time. Then to go out of her way to try to make Larry feel shitty about it? Nah, those are dick moves through and through.
@The_Ex_Boxing_Nerd
@The_Ex_Boxing_Nerd 2 года назад
@@ShiroiKiba, They both suck. The look on his face while staring at her before making the conscious decision to let the door shut on her is just dickish. People who really want to get on with their days don’t stand around in doorways profiling people to decide wether or not they’re the “type” to want a door held open. They instead open a door and walk through it with little to no hesitation. Larry spent time to decide wether or not he would make her day more convenient and he decided not to. She had nothing to show appreciation for as having to open a door that was open is not helpful in any way. Her confronting Larry for making the choice to let the close door close on her is not only weird and rude, but just nonsensical (the point of the show). If she was busy, nothing wastes time like telling a rude dick off. Nobody wins when they deal with Larry…apart from Leon of course… At the end of the day if you don’t want to hold doors open for people, you can just push them open as you walk through so they can try to catch it.
@Cukito4
@Cukito4 4 года назад
If he/she asked anything, WHY does Larry answer? Why not ignore her and be on his way?
@logicalblackman8228
@logicalblackman8228 Год назад
I LOVE this man!!!!
@dept-7443
@dept-7443 5 лет назад
“I’ll open my own door, thank you veeery much.”
@jbhoy80
@jbhoy80 6 лет назад
I think there is a distance to hold a door for any sex. Is the protocol
@nickdipaolofan5948
@nickdipaolofan5948 6 лет назад
yup, the missing part of the equasion (for me anyway) is amount of gratitude or lack of emoding from the person. If I am clearly holding the door waiting for someone, if they do not smile or acknowledge in some way the gesture, I will wait until they are almost there then let the door close on them. Yes this makes me an asshole, and I am okay with that.
@edmorrison5645
@edmorrison5645 6 лет назад
You get sex for holding the door? Damn...
@xxPEvexx
@xxPEvexx 6 лет назад
Women have gotten to a point where they all just have a huge ego and they think they are better than everyone. Holding doors for them is pointless. If you do they just bitch at you for it and accuse you of raping them. Bill BurrFan is my hero for holding the door and proudly letting it close when they get to it.
@Doriesep6622
@Doriesep6622 6 лет назад
You are like Seinfeld, who expects a thank you wave when he lets someone in traffic. LOL
@Doriesep6622
@Doriesep6622 6 лет назад
When women get paid the same for the same work we won't care what you do with the door.
@yodhin79
@yodhin79 2 года назад
She's the type to say "Destroy the Patriarchy" but then demands gender roles for men when it comes to holding the door open.
@Banjo56
@Banjo56 2 года назад
The problem is that he paused and looked to see if he should hold the door open. If you see someone right behind you, you hold the door open. If they’re more than 25 feet away, just walk on in.
@donaldwarnick3412
@donaldwarnick3412 5 лет назад
So well written. Real intelligent writers took part in this show.
@Oetti
@Oetti 6 лет назад
The unfortunate thing is that this lady was actually really friendly! (Her whole rationalising with Larry when she first starts talking to him actually wasn't triggered at all; the door really DID shut right as she was getting to it.) It was Larry David being Larry David that set her off...
@Jokaanan
@Jokaanan 6 лет назад
there's a lot more nuance that could be added to this conversation. for example there are two ways to hold a door for someone: one is just leaning back and popping it open with your hand until the person behind you grabs it, and then immediately heading on your way - normal for men to do for other men, for women to do for other women, for anyone to do for anyone. safe in all circumstances and gender scenarios. Larry was in that position so it's just his social awkwardness that prevented him from following through with a perfectly safe and offense-risk-free course of action. the other way to hold a door open is the ~overwrought chivalry~ way. that is when you hold the door open, and then *stand next to it* for *no reason* while the other person walks through. this is often accompanied by an "after you" or a hand gesture. this technique is far more problematic and fraught. not only does it assume the gender of your subject, it's also based in gender roles which regular, gender-conforming people are often uncomfortable with. (and like, women wonder if you're just trying to look at their ass). the other element of this scene which is in play, but unfortunately unspoken, is that the female character is so butch she could easily be a pre-op trans man. and like 80% of the time when you see an AFAB person who looks like that, they are transgendered (or even if they're not trans, they don't mind if you interpret them as masculine because... y'know, they're wearing a waistcoat). as a trans guy I actually really appreciate Larry's decision to affirm the masculinity of this stranger. unfortunately he did it in a very unnecessary and awkward way (again, method 1 is perfectly acceptable regardless of gender) but sometimes, it's the thought that counts. yet Larry is unwilling to discuss trans issues so issue of the scene becomes perceived homophobia/sexuality rather than gender and gender expression, which is what it really should be about.
@mattmale7183
@mattmale7183 6 лет назад
You've just summed up every episode of this show ever...
@ApocalypseKurtz
@ApocalypseKurtz 6 лет назад
OettingerCroat you are making thoughtful comments but the right wingers here just want to blame leftists for everything ... the ironic thing is that Larry is on the left
@Oetti
@Oetti 6 лет назад
Angry Gen X'er he’s on the left but he’s not on the SJW left or the Marxist left…he’s a NY leftist who calls and overtly mocks cultural bullshit and doesn’t let the left play the victim card perpetually
@yoloswaggins1579
@yoloswaggins1579 6 лет назад
OettingerCroat How is it friendly to hold up a random stranger, simply cause he didn't open a door to you??? She's a bitch the second she starts talking to him.
@domydishes
@domydishes 6 лет назад
Maybe not try so hard to look like a man if you want to be treated like a woman.
@aussieskates
@aussieskates 5 лет назад
Sometimes the door hold for one person, can, if badly timed, become the door hold for a suddenly unexpected group behind them. Instead of the last person through holding the door for the next, the first person has to stand like a servant for an entire pack. Meanwhile, smiling and acknowledging everyone who passes by.
@justin4360
@justin4360 3 года назад
lmfao i love larry no matter what situation hes in its always right/wrong and funny af.
@Cukito4
@Cukito4 6 лет назад
Why didn't she/he run ahead of him and open the door for him, considering he's an elder man?
@skullsaintdead
@skullsaintdead 5 лет назад
Because that would be creepy AS FUCK. LD should do a whole thing on that - "when people are too eager to be courteous".
@originalJoeKing
@originalJoeKing 6 лет назад
So pretty much, he didn't hold the door for her because he didn't know what to call her because he didn't know what gender she was?
@mattmale7183
@mattmale7183 6 лет назад
No, that's what he told her. When he looks at her you can tell he's trying to figure out her gender. Then he lies about not wanting to offend her.
@mrweatherby
@mrweatherby 6 лет назад
Don't forget distance. It's a big factor.
@mrtee3988
@mrtee3988 6 лет назад
Welcome to atheism... Where gender doesn't exist.
@mattoniy2840
@mattoniy2840 6 лет назад
Mr tee do not put this gender shit onto atheism man 😂😂😂
@mrtee3988
@mrtee3988 6 лет назад
It IS atheism... Wtf? There's literally nobody else doing it, and feminism is part of the school curriculum you believe in!!! You're stoned: obviously it's the damned atheists. Next you'll tell me lgbtp isn't an atheist doctrine as well...
@xDAMNDANIELx
@xDAMNDANIELx 4 года назад
Such a genius 😂😂
@davemustaki134
@davemustaki134 Год назад
She was too far away he waited too long lol
@joshuadickinson
@joshuadickinson 6 лет назад
They are explaining the joke, the old episodes didn't do this. This is the second clip I have watched where they do this exact thing.
@HLLBakon
@HLLBakon 6 лет назад
joshua dickinson My thoughts exactly!! Don't know what's going on and kind of puts me off.
@WalterLiddy
@WalterLiddy 6 лет назад
This is the formula the show has always used. The chat and cut, airplane etiquette, hogging the caviar - this kind of stuff is a huge part of what the show has always done. Larry gets in arguments where other people just bottle it up.
@MrLexical
@MrLexical 6 лет назад
Part of the joke iS Larry's over-the-top "explaining." Makes me wonder how many of you actually watched the older episodes. This type of thing has always been part of the show.
@Doriesep6622
@Doriesep6622 6 лет назад
I hope you are Jewish, schmuck.
@forever_evolving_5312
@forever_evolving_5312 6 лет назад
Sooo happy I got to see at least one more season of this show! Hopefully this won’t be the last...
@Melted220
@Melted220 2 года назад
I luv Larry!! 🤣🤣
@Asdfgfdmn
@Asdfgfdmn 3 года назад
This is why I don't look back when I open the door
@sameersingh5028
@sameersingh5028 3 года назад
I agree, distance IS a big factor
@kaushikmalepati2495
@kaushikmalepati2495 5 лет назад
I agree you can't argue with the distance, that's a big factor !
@fenomjohn7301
@fenomjohn7301 6 лет назад
Larry= Mr. Perfect in his own view but he can never be right in others view! Legend..
@igu35s
@igu35s 5 лет назад
Distance is indeed a factor. In the time he looked back and decided not to hold, the universe expanded about 300km across 1Mpc.
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