Cursed Halo Forces us to MATH? 

If they kept Johnson with them up to the math quiz, he'd confidently give the wrong answers to every question before admitting he flunked math in school.

Gavin just calmly walking past the dual magnum, the BIG magnum, and the triple plasma and extra arm is a big mood

The dynamic duo that is keeping this channel alive

7:46 I was today years old when I realized the way Chief shook his head inspecting the helmet is the exact same way Johnson would shake his head inspected Chief at the beginning on Halo 3 (when Johnson blew the cigar smoke).

14:52, Gav was standing right on top of the big magnum.

Gav with the sneaky "Does exactly what it says on the tin." line.

I think in original Cursed Halo, the modder couldn’t get the level of Keys to work, so he had him kill himself in the cutscene as the canonical reason you then skip the Keys level. But in this version the mission has been fixed so he no longer kills himself.

Mcglupis, or however it was spelled, is right up there along with Ray's anger when Gavin breached the door with, what... three enemies left? Good times.

Miglupis always lives on, as an sentient creature that was created from the salad cream on the wall

Michael, we ABSOLUTELY remember Miglupis 🤣

Just so you know, the totally not vanilla Johnson voice lines are by @TheVocalButcher.

The Johnson parts are hilarious 😂

Seeing the enemies on the side of Gav's screen rather than in the center is giving me vibes of those arcade shooters. Y'know, the ones that were like, on a rail and at some points it just stopped and a swarm of enemies came running at you? ... Am I old?

4:36 throw out an honorary mention to the Bug Men of St. Christopher

God the bent shotgun makes me laugh EVERY time.

I miss watching these guys. I actually miss fails of the week

19:06 "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!"

Worm names were some of the best, especially Ray's team Nice Girlz

31:39 that voice line was perfectly timed

"I think people loved piss" - Michael 2023

Man im really enjoying this, but the amout of stuff theyre missing is heartbreaking. So many sergent johnson voicelines theyll never hear from this level!

It’s unfortunate that all of chiefs’ “upgrades” don’t happen in co-op

Upgrading myself to comment leaver to say - this is great! I haven't had so much AH news in years as Michael chatting away in the first 10 minutes.

11:12 That ABBA grenade released one of the most powerful weapons in Cursed Halo an assault rifle that fires only death orbs in Portal.

Just Gavin things 9:41 Launches Michael into the air and asks "You see that?

Again I implore whoever at RT is editing these please leave them uncut.

The "Fludd" 9:35

I'm only watching this and Super Bunny Man

26:03 Ah yes, just like the classic phrase “don’t poor water over me and tell me it’s piss”

4:20 I'm old too Michael, I love when people stop by for Worther's Originals or some Cursed Halo.

I loved the sequence of events starting at 35:16 Perfection.

Damn the cuts are jarring in this, cheers editor

22:50 haha you still died after moving so far away xD

I also don't know what part you're at, Gavin, 'cause there's no indication anywhere this is part of a series.

Hey Gavin, million dollars, but you have to keep the mini hog on its FRICKEN WHEELS 😂. No wonder he doesn't drive. Jesus christ.

The only thing that can make library more annoying. Math

I haven't been back since a little after Ray left and was taking back by Michael's big n luscious mustache

I wish they wouldnt switch perspective to the person standing on the obviously new gun and not seeing it constantly

Next time on Cursed Halo, Halo Kart.

I love Gavin’s “it does what is says on the tin” reference at 31:30.

There should be a Play Pals channel

duuuude that 'next time on' looks so incredible. can't wait

Gavin throwing in the quote "it does exactly what it says on the tin". Nice f**k face ad draft call out.

Close your eyes and you can hear Gavin and Steve-O shooting the shit.

Love these videos, one of the only I still watch lol

time to wait 6 months for the next episode

i hope they know these guys got 2 more LASOs to get through Halo 3 ODST again but its called SLASO - Streets Legendary All Skulls On Halo Infinite LASO

31:34 "it does what it says on the tin". I love that I understand this English reference now thanks to F**K Face

One of my personal favorite Michael names is GarboGlack

I find it funny that Michael laughs at Master Chief for holding the body as he enters the room, but I find it lore-accurate, having played the games and read some of the books: 1. He's an augmented human with enhanced intelligence, strength, and agility, suited-up in powered armor that exponentially magnifies his abilities... Keeping a human-shaped dead weight off the ground is nothing compared to flipping a Scorpion... 2. (The real reason) In the books it is mentioned and shown many times that despite all the indoctriation and seemingly-robotic character of the Spartans, they all, specially John-117, have a deep care for soldiers and civilians alike. They just don't know how to properly show it to outsiders, most of the time. Considering that, why does Master Chief keep holding the body? For one, he *can't* be certain he's dead before checking. Secondly, he's a fellow Marine (Spartans were trained by former Marines, and consider themselves a form of Marine), therefore just throwing a brother-in-arms' dead body around like it is a ragdoll (without a good reason to, like self defense), is irrespective towards said person, dead or alive...

Idk if anyone else had this issue but halfway through the library Johnson decided to just become aggressive out of nowhere towards me and spawncamped me at the elevators and check points. Which is not fun since he has so much health and is basically impossible to kill unless you get a lucky d20.

More Who's Your Daddy? YES!

MicLupis was such a great old reference, glad he reared his ugly face for a second there. Time to rewatch all those old R6’s

weird being back here, itll be tragic the day that team nice dynamite disbands for the final time. Then I'll have to send my subscription into the abyss.

Oh fuck yes.

Cant wait for the next episode

Miglupis is so classic

oh i cant wait till next video gonna be even more hilarious

Shout out to Dung Bingo, Farfigschiter, Peef Rimgar, and Faffy Waffle

5:20 to answer Gav’s question about being able to put your stupid face on stuff, the NBA2K games still let you do that to make a character, I’ve been able to make some abominations as custom characters on there

I thought for a minute abba got the recordings 😂 Welcome back to hell!

Here from 2552. Jack is an immortal cyborg and sole owner after Geoff was sent to Mars to defend the Human colonies from underground Martian inhabitants. Also Gavin still has a massive nose. But it is used for scientific research of sniffing things.

My favorite name Michaels come up with is Garbo man

Quiet the strange turn of events which feels weird saying especially since it started with Gavin staring at Thano’s dong

Smile on my face when ever play pals goes up.

Stuff happening in game. Meanwhile Michael's looking over his shoulder, talking to Gavin like their drinking buddies at a bar

That preview of the next video was wild

Michael.... Are you ok? You look like your morphing into John

Fuck yeah🥰 another instalment

Speaking of people watching this 500 years ago. I wonder where these two rank in the “most recorded people” ever. Cause its been like 15 years of content from both

26:18 Jersey Mike coming out there ;)

They missed Johnson doing mathes

Ignite: it does what it says on the tin. I understood that reference!

one more week until Halo Kart~

I love how they used the #superbunnyman in the description 😂😂😂

As long as they do not do their maths the same way as Scott steiner does maths then they should be fine.

Thanks to the F**kface ads draft, I know why Gavin says "it does what it says on the tin" so often in videos.

Clive Turtə is a top 10 Michael name Obviously Mogar is top 3

I 'memba McLoopus. 'Memba Rainbow 6: Vegas? I 'memba.

This is the best series!!!

Oh next episode is going to be awesome

it does what it says on the tin 31:10

i remember miglupis!! i had him as my profile pic for a long time

Looking forward to the next episode :D

I wonder how hard would LASO be in Cursed Halo

Windows was originally Windows-NT (Northern Telecom), so if you think about it: Microsoft buying other people's products and then ruining them isn't a recent trend at all, it's been their business practice the entire time!

Now here me out: Cursed Halo LASO

Starting out: Haha they don't know what part they're on. Good thing we know cause it's written in the title of the vide- oh wait never mind. >_>

I really feel like a lot more randomness could have been added to the campaign. Idk, it just feels too samey for like 95% of it, with half of the randomness coming from the d20s themselves.

Yes race time next!

22:49 who else but Gavin!

READ THE CHECKPOINT TITLES, MICHAEL!

Halo kart next episode

Yes there back!!

Yall gonna do a Remnant 2 let's play?

Blond Michael? That's Just... Wrong.

It does what it says on the tin!!

5:06 We members.

22:40 The dumb-ino effect. 26:10 Nobody expects warthogs to the face. 29:30 NASA should hire them. 37:00 Teamwork makes the. Michael wait for the door to open.

Wow, Micheal must be putting work in the gym. I just listen to the RT podcasts now so haven't seen him on video since COVID days and he's bringing it back. Keep it up man