cursed programming 5 

Funniest thing about the guessing game to me, is that "number" will always be a float, so you will pretty much always lose the game.

1:09 "I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning..." - G-Man

2:56 Most efficient Python program

1:09 that is how harcore mode should work in video games

The super dramatic Incredibles music really did it for me, enhances the sense of horror, and makes you appreciate Michael Giacchino all the more.

I love the one of all the commits because you can tell which one finally actually worked

0:47 in the bottom right corner that is most definitely the rickroll link

0:47 I wasted a good 5 minutes of my life translating the whole thing character by character only to be greeted with "the link" at the end

2:16 basically any batch game in a nutshell

This isn't cursed programming. This is job security.

2:48 did this shit in class cuz I already knew c++ before we started learning it, teacher literally called me fucked up

3:00 when python heard you saying " python is slow "

I feel bad for the hacker trying to analyze your program

This makes me uncomfortable

0:49 a legit way to obfuscate batch scripts gotta love how this person runs setlocal enabledelayedexpansion just so they can use ! instead of % for variables

0:00 ah yes, me creating a full c++ project and then github thinks its 99.9% of makefiles 🤡

3:00 Good to see that not even python can defeat the CPU hogging of chrome.

"Yes, I use a different editor for each language, why?" -someone on discord

Programmers: "HTML is not a programming language" Programming Logo: ""

0:24 us AI researchers see bullcrap like this pretty often, especially with smaller language models

These videos will never fail to be amazing

I had to fight the senior developer where I work because he basically forced me to use a full If/Else statement in place of a ternary operator "in case I want to add more stuff in that else bit". Don't get me started on him using "If is true do things" instead of "if it's false break". All the time. With If statements inside If statements. Cursed!

2:38 WHY THE DUCK THEY OPEN 2 BRACKETS AND NEVER CLOSE THEM😢😢😢💀💀💀

the second image (0:10) just prints 4 lines of absolutely nothing, i did the program and its probably the most fun time ive ever had programming

0:00 average codepen user

0:29 filesystem corruption

0:44 glad I am not the only person who uses e’s as variables a lot

realizing that edge takes up 75% memory with only one tab

0:15 UUUGHHH BRACKETS IN IF STATEMENTS IN PYTHON AAAAAAAAAAAA

3:04 POV: compiling Skia on Windows using Ninja

such type of videos are crucial for a coder to maintain the sanity. great effort by the channel I must say!

We programmers all had a time when we made such unoptimized code that today we actively avoid it to protect our sanity.

that first one is me, I tend to separate css for each page and media queries for mobile so I don't have to be confused in development stage, then I'll merge all the css files into one into production lmao

2:38 Anyone else get nerd-sniped trying to see if it resolves to "not not not not true" only to completely miss the _paren mismatch?_

Those vídeos always get me MAD laughing, i cant stop 😂

Why tf does it say 66666 views!?

0:18 I laugh now, but that was me at some point in the past. Fack you Python you beautiful bastard.

I do love these! ♥

I’m beginning to wonder how deep the rabbit hole goes

no programmers were harmed when making this video

I've made more than my fair share of bad commit messages, but these are just on another level.

This video gave me a PTSD.

i'm scared

This song is perfect for this

0:03 bro github shows that my project is 70% cmake and 30% c++, my case is not recoverable

The thumbnail is a real work of art xD

As a Programmer, this give me Vietnam flashbacks

I love so much these videos lol

So entertaining thank you 😂

2:02 looks exatly like my commits, except instead of v2/v3 i say "fix translate again", "fix translate one more time", "fix translate final (i hope)", "fix translate final final"

The fix translate commits one hits a little too close to home

I dont know why i clicked this video, i knew it would enrage me and yet i fell for it

thank you cement sandwich

I'm barely know shit about code and wanting to learn C but seeing so many ! statements in the thumbnail alone genuinely had me in a 1000 yard stare

I barely understand few command, but im just dying when i see programmer's reactions on these.

The music really makes these.

0:00 bro tried to center an element

1:10 hehe we do a lil trolin 😏

0:00 100.9% total 👍

1:05 Nice, graphing calculator nonsense

DO NOT OPEN VSCODE AT 3AM! (SCARY CLICKBAIT THUMBNAIL)

2: 54 This last one really got me XD

This was really a nice one!

Truly tripping hackers

yooo tom from myspace would be proud of the first one

0:11 you're paid by line of code so you started developing funny methods

1:12 Definite 'Jigsaw' vibes here.

0:10 Nothing indeed

2:19 It's running on a literal potato

2:34 im not sure whats worse the insane unnecessity of "not" marks, OR HOW THE PARENTHES DONT MATCH!!! there are so many "(" but only one ")"

2:10 all my "practice" projects are named like this...

Any non-monospace font in the terminal is just going to look awful, or goofy at best.

1:10 absolutely floored me

страшно. вырубай

cursed programming in c, i saw yesterday irl from a friend: while(1) { ptr= (int*) malloc (100*sizeof(char*)); } return 'AMOGUS';

about guess game: python will say that he dont have permissions to delete that folder

Cursed Javascript you could use in next video: console.log(function(){return "Hello World!"}());

Need cursed programming 6

as an OwO enjoyer 2:27 was my favorite

i feel for you 48exa i know your pain

0:00 Oh I see you're using tailwind CSS

im using swiftui.

1:15 comp sci version of russian roulette.

for (;;) is not a war crime. Its spec lol i think of it as the forever loop.

1:34 🤣Doesn't work! 👍

0:19 I hate to admit it, but i have done this one accidental before

Interviewers be like...

first had me giggling

2:00 Team Fortress 2 devs detected

Na primeira imagem eu pausei e dei um zoom com a minha cara na tela do pc de tão surpreso q eu fiquei

2:48 shortest java class name

Madre de dios

2:00 me when trying to do anything with CI

thanks

0:12 basically checks to see if an object (`nothing`) has the proper equality operators built in. If `nothing` doesn't (i.e. it is completely indescriminate) then the function returns None. If `nothing` DOES have the proper operators built in, then it returns `nothing`. I propose we rename this function to "is_pythonic" or something along those lines.

thiz sacare me

The only cursed thing here is that he is using google chrome 💀2:58

"main" branch

Game one lies. It says 1-10, but it is actually 1.000001-10.000001

0:18 I'M DEAAAD LMAAAAAAAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂