Custom Units Went Too Far This Time - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

Australian here, I can confirm that spiders can indeed throw battle-axes.

"Sucking And Axe Throwing" a quote that will be stuck in my head while growing up

"Why don't any Batman villains do this it's very obvious" Poison ivy technically tried but failed

"Sucking and axe throwing, if anything that kinda sounds like a good first date." - Captainsauce

A spider throwing battle axes and being a vampire is why I watch people play TABS

Tabs is so totally accurate that it makes real life look like a science fiction movie from the 80's

"The only game where the darkest, most evil beings of creation can rise from the darkness, just to slap a hobbit with their dong."

It's got to the point where I didn't even bat an eyelid at a spider throwing battle axes, thank you tabs.

"This is Batman, i think. Im not sure what he's doing in the prehistoric era" You do relize Batman is Bruce Wayne, he probably has the money to invent a time machine considering how much money his movies made in the box office

Cap “the skeleton giant is just a big skeleton” Giant fear: “am I a joke to you?”

"Let's use the Exiled Sentinel. Let's spread them around so they don't get splashed by Grim. They're pretty good, these ladies definitely know to pucker their hole around tentacles."

"Trust me i know that this is a judas move i just came from hell, judas himself told me 15 minutes ago" -CaptainSauce

Trust me cap, it goes further with time.

Cap’s snuffy is unbeatable, if snuffy almost dies snuffy summons a clone and sometimes another just in case. But(t) cap and snuffy have a bond so the tomato themed super hero also duplicates

"I would not put my money on a spider throwing battle axes." Captianscause, 2021.

I love how he completly forgets about the necromancer, when it's one of the most unique units in the game.

I love and don’t understand why the spider throws axes, maybe they are made from webs

"kill it with fire" I had flashbacks

The Necromancer does actually transform enemy units into skeletal versions of themselves. It's kinda OP sometimes.

"are the horses dumb enough to run off the edge" "oh, ok, no they aren't" *_lassos unit AND THEN runs off the edge_* Horse: "we are stupid enough to run of the edge, just not stupid enough to not take of you you with us"

“How about before we kill him with fire we feed him to a pack of hobbits” welcome to the amazing platform known as youtube

“Even though I hear sucking” - Captainsauce 2021

anyone else yelling at their screen when captainsauce forgets what the necromancer does???

Here’s my idea for a strategy with the Evil faction: use Void Cultists to trap units and then Tempest Liches to attack everyone inside

"Something something kill something something stupid something something hobbit" CaptainSauce comment section 20always

As soon as the video starts I see something the devil himself will fear, now I know this will be a great video!

When dynasty was released Captain sauce: If we get a mammoth that can duplicate with the mods that will be 😎 cool now when a mammoth duplicates : ????

Fun fact the tabs units are officially called “Wobblers”

“Someone call National Graphic because boy, oh boy, do I have some footage for them.”

Captain sometimes doesn't realize how powerful the death bringers actually are They are just straight up tanks

Speaking of kill it with fire the game released omega files scattered around each level that can tell the story of kill it with fire. You should check it out

24:27 “it’s definitely not working how God intended”😂😂

Captainsause: Said "MurkeyWater" Me: *Has flashbacks of Shadow raid one down*

2:02 captainsauce: the important units tabs unit: “walks of the map

He knows Calender Man and I respect him for that. 19:16

I’m a simple man. I see TABS by CaptainSauce I click

The axes are Webb’s the stick the unit to a surface typically the floor

"like trying to find hay in a needle stack" LOL

Spider: mmmh hobbits what a yummy meal good thing I brought my axes Captain sauce: WHY IS A SPIDER THROWING AXES

"how about before we kill it with fire we feed a pack of hobbits" -CaptainSauce 2021

The spider captainsauce has summoned from the workshop looks like it would be in Australia aka satan’s sandbox It would probably be worth a lot of money tho

Cap just totally forgot one punch man when he said “nobody can survive falling out the map”

The necromancer actually turns whatever it kills into a weaker skeleton version that has the same weapons, or turns large units into several normal skeletons

That spider throwing axes is why I can’t trust spiders.

16:55 he took the Lich down with him And his horse

When will captainsauce ever find out the sensi's new ability.* Technically he has seen it but not from the sensi

"Did it just duplicat-triplicate-woa-wahh-what the hell...We need more units with bobs" Captain Sauce-2021. 25:05

hey, cap, here's how to defeat the super peasent with only 6200 budget: 10 balloners, a lot of chearleaders and a hwacha Here's the formation (where to place the units): B I A I L I L I O I Super peasent O I N I E I R I

This is what would've happened if they went back further in time in batman ninja.

19:23 impressive, not a lot of people know Callender Man

16:55 *"If Im Going Down You Are Going Down With Me"* - Probably Some Random Dude

Whoever is reading this try clams vs Pharos, you will not regret it

Yeah a spider throwing battle axes isn’t something I would like in my house.... oh SANTA!

I love how he made references to two very different games One at 20:57 (Obviously referencing Kill it with fire and... The second one at 21:37 (referencing Fireworks Mania, because of the Gas Station)

12:39 Darn it Cap! You had the perfect chance to say "The girls get the guns and the guys get the shaft"

Day 3 of asking cap to play floor plan 2 :}

Thats a spider? I thought it was a turd with legs that throws Ullr's axes.

I love that most of these comments are about the axe throwing spider meanwhile there’s the time skipping elephant just duplicating over in the corner

Those are the necromancers. What they do is transform a unit into a skeleton WITH their weapon. So if a Void Monarch is weak enough and gets hit by the orb it will transform into a skeleton with the demon sword.

Tabs is by far your best series, although they are all amazing thanks for all the entertainment sauce!!! :D

Here’s may idea for a strategy with the Evil faction: use Void Cultists to trap units and then Tempest Liches to attack everyone inside

Go to battle, search up kill death, filter for the latest ones, and find the one called "Kill death" I want to see you do that

I think while watching this I laughed harder than I’ve ever laughed before. Something about snuffy stretching into existence broke me.

What happened to vr CaptainSauce it was my favorite

Thanks for burning that sinful Creation with fire, I would've throw it in boiling water or make it eat melted gold.

That horse rider lassoing the tempest linch and pulling him down with him was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen from a western faction unit that didn’t involve Gatling guns

captain Sauce: if u close the distance u might kill them 😂😂😂 sharp shooter: nope your not wining to day CAPTAIN SAUCE.

Hey cap, on the second level that was the necromancer, but its not a spooky faction unit, it is from the christmas update which is weird...

1 of the problems with the evil faction is that it's missing a cheap range unit

The Shadow walker's knives disable enemy attacks for a short time.

Challenge "Kingsmens" - 1 Catapult - 1 Wizard - 5 Priests - 10 Archers - 15 Cheerleaders - 4 Jousters - 2 Flag Bearers

he has not used the superpeasant once since the legacy update...

"Somebody call National Geographic cause boy, oh boy I got footage for them!" - CaptainSauce 2021

Hey Cap! The necromancers work a bit differently than what ya said so I thought I’d give you a headsup! The necromancers lantern fires a projectile, and when it hits a unit it damages them for a bit constantly, if they die from the projectile or the sort of burn damage it does, they become a spookified version of themselves, however, if the necromancers lantern hits them again and they die whilst they’re a skeleton, they become a skeleton warrior or archer depending on the weapon they have.

2:37: Captain Sauce: Oh! We still have a shadow walker! Shadow Walker: *get shot immediately*

Hi

*feed it a twelve pack of hobbits* Spider: *proceeds to kill them with axes* Cap: *oh-*

12:32 “that is really cool, I like that” he says before never using the unit again

“Eat your vegetables Johnny!” -60 nanners

First?

tabs

Tabs Chess for all faction There will be 12 battles for you to face off, in each battle you have to face 16 units positioned like chess pieces from different factions. Beat them all. Rules: 1. You can’t use units from the faction you are facing even if they are classified as secret units 2. You can’t use present elf due to its ability to summon dark or super peasant. 3. You can swap the King and the Queen. 4. You can’t change any unit unless you have beaten them. Notes: 1. Pawns are not always the weakest unit from the faction. 2. King and Queen are also not the strongest. 3. Your objective is to kill all enemy units, not just the King. Let’s start 1. Tribal K- Mammoth Q- Chieftain B- Bone mages N- Raptor riders R- Stoners P- Raptors 2. Farmer K- Tree giant Q- Scarecrow B- Potion sellers N- Harvesters R- Wheelbarrow P- Farmers 3. Medieval K- King Q- Vlad B- Cavalries N- Knights R- Catapults P- Executioners 4. Ancient K- Zeus Q- Arthemis B- Snake archers N- Minotaur R- Ballista P- Hoplites 5. Viking K- Ice Giant Q- Ullr B- Jarl N- Valkyrie R- Long ship P- Berserkers 6. Dynasty K- Samurai Giant Q- Lady Red Jade B- Sensei N- Shogun R- Hwacha P- Taekwondo 7. Renaissance K- Da Vinci Tank Q- Jouster B- Hulbert N- Musketeer R- Balloon Archer P- Fencers 8. Pirate K-Blackbeard Q-Pirate Queen B-Captain N-CLAM R-Bomb Cannon P-Blunderbuss 9. Spooky K-Reaper Q-Skeleton Giant B-Necromancer N-Sword Caster R-Banshee P-Vampire 10. Wild West K- Quick draw Q- Deadeye B- Gunslinger N-Ball n chain R-Gatling Cannon P-Cactus 11. Legacy (Part 1 ) K-Super Boxer Q-Thor B-Wizard N-Chariot R-Tank P-Pike 12. Legacy (Part 2 ) K- Dark Peasant Q- Super Peasant B- Super Boxer N- Thor R- Tank P-Wizard Congratulation, if you made it through. You are now the Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Chess Master. Thank you for playing, I don’t have the game so I can’t make a campaign about this or see it how it will end up so please play this, I want to see how it will end up. Also there are some tips to improve your game. 1. Shadow walker teleport to the farthest unit from them so keep that in mind. 2. Sensei has a new ability which significantly increases his ability to throw ninja stars when a unit gets close to it. 3. Shogun’s new ability will take out 1/6 of the health of the enemy on top of dealing extra damage. 4. Fires of Mad Mechanic are different; it is called blue flame, does more damage overtime, and doesn’t spread. 5. Void monarch if damaged teleport to the unit the damages him (for example, if an archer hit him he will teleport to it), his attacks causes a new effect called crimson flames which react same to the blue flames.(I don’t know if they are same or crimson flames it better) 6. Celestial aegis bubble will pop when it blocks 500 hit points of damage. The bubble will regenerate after 10 second. 7. Death bringer has dodge ability. 8. Blackbeard himself can take out 2 Ice Giant (rarely 3) with his cannon barrage. 9. There are some new abilities exclusive to unit creator like fire storm, Ice storm, Legacy impale and Rocket barrage. 10. Dark peasant does something interesting when he is against units like catapults, deadeye, stoner, dynamite throwers etc. 11. A cupid arrow will make the super peasant unable to attack or move allowing other units to kill him, same thing happen rarely when a ballooner grabs the super peasant. (Helpful in Legacy (part 2). 12. Necromancer turns giants into skeleton giants. 13. If any friendly unit is inside a solar architect’s circle then it will get healed. 14. Dark peasant has more health than super peasant. 15. Chronomancer transforms when it gets 8 shots, Void monarch transforms when it hits 8 times. 16. Many Ranged units lose accuracy when the opposing units get close to them. 17. Monkey king can extend his staff. 18. Super Boxer has less health then an Ice Giant. (Ice Giant has the 3rd highest health). 19. Don’t use healers with cheerleaders; they will cancel out their effect. 20. If sword casters hands were not tied up, then he will become a dark peasant. (Conformed by Landfall)

24:13 - 24:35 the only channel where you can see an elephant having a stroke.

Its a treat when it is a 30 min episode of captainsauce jokes

18:14 Thats an upside-down Double Booter attack....he truly is Batman.

24:14 I will never forget this in my nightmares it’s also kinda beatiful

Axe throwing giant spider? Oh, just the average Australian spider, then

24:57 He got more and more confused as he watched the battle unfold 😂🤣

captainsauce is the next batman villain

Im really glad you like the snuffy i made for you

The unit you were seeing at 9:17 WAS the necromancer. What you saw it do has been what it's been doing since it was added (also it's a secret unit) (also necromancer skeletons don't have much health)

CaptainSauce on holy snuffy vs CaptainSauce on holy snuffy that is the definition of chaos right there lol

It’s been sooo long since a tabs video Thank you sauce for this video make more vids about tabs

22:34 damn thought that was my satan unit for a split second but realized color and a few other things were a tad bit off

The joker did use love against batman and mentally tortured him after kidnapping the 3rd robin and tortured him for over a year and then killed him right before batman could save him. And then turned him into a anti hero called red hood that wants to kill batman

The shadow walker teleports behind the furthest away unit, and when it attacks it increases the damage for ALL shadow walker up to 1000 damage (for comparison lady red jade has 1,268 health, Snuffy has 2,500, a tank has 4,500, a Davinci tank has 5,000, an ice giant has 12,960, and a dark peasant has 1,400,000).

The Captain Sauces and Snuffees from alternate time lines came to help that Saucey boy out... but they went through some terminal shit in space

Just so you know, if you go into the workshop faction tab, doing popularity, all time, & all tags, you’ll find some factions like Dynasty+, Pirate+, etc. The thing is, they use your thumbnails for said factions.

The spider looks like it would be a little kid dressing up for Halloween

Cap: craft dinner joke Me: déja vu