John Wick Can't Be Stopped - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

Cap really did offend like 5 major fanbases in the span of 2 sentences. Love him for that ❤️

Oh as soon as I heard “Kylo ren from Star Trek” I was like “oh well here is our new topic in the comments”

"... It's just a fleshwound." " *_No it's not, I cut your bloody arm off!_* " " I've seen worse. "

“He is one of the most overpowered tabs units we’ve ever- *battery low*

"When it's time for the siege weapons to mate, you know the battle isn't being taken seriously." - Captain Sauce, March 22

“Slow rolling objects” Barrel Roller: *MHM*

"Keanu Reeves, that guy that played Kylo Ren in Star Trek" Me: loads gun

My brain died when he said “Kylo Ren from Star Trek.”

1:51 “John wasn’t exactly the boogeyman, he’s the one you sent to kill the boogeyman”

"Keanu Reeves that played Kylo Ren in Star Trek." -Captainsauce 2020

I love how the title is "john wick can't be stopped" then first thing in the video is him getting stopped.

"If you can dodge a bullet you can dodge a cannon ball" -CaptainSauce 2020

"John Wick can't be stopped" *John Wick is stopped within the first 20 seconds of the video*

John wick... Officially more powerful than death.

“That game is about as entertaining as a sandpaper colonoscopy “ captain sauce 2020

Rip for og players and watchers of tabs because we still have to wait for the chicken man man and the chicken man

"Do skeletons even have taints" - CaptainSauce, March 22, 2020

Me: sees title”He can’t be stopped” Also me: Watches him get stopped in the intro

10:47 Snuffy stood no chance, John prepared for the battle beforehand . He figured out Snuffy would step on him, so grabbed onto his trunk to avoid his feet. John had an anti-snuffy strategy prepared.

"But I do know that the forecast is cloudy with a chance of hobbits"

captainsauce: Swordsman squire whatever Me: The Crusade knows no bounds

"y'know, the guy who played Kylo Ren in Star trek." Captain Sauce 2020

Sauce: THERES NO WAY OF KILLING THIS GUY!! also sauce: has killed him twice

John WIC is depressed his dog died and his wife died so the Cupid doesn’t affect him

0:32 best description of a character to ever bless the internet

Capt: Kylo Ren from Startrek Me: visual confusion

Me: I wanna be an astronaut! My friends: when hobbits fly you will Cap: he he heee

Fun Fact: The Renaissance and Pirate factions were originally one faction, the Napoleonic faction, but were split, the cutlass was just scrapped, only seen atop of the bomb cannon now. Barrel rollers were replaced by bomb on a stick (rolling is better than a stick), they were also going to add a bayonet unit, which was scrapped as well Edit: The modern faction WAS gonna be a legit thing, but was cut, but they did say there will be modern secret units and parts in the creator, Same for world War, Aztec, Desert Kingdoms. Also, they removed the neon faction due to them being OP, and the misc became the secret faction

8:21 how many hobits would it take to beat jonn wick* *youtube* : did you discriminate hobbits again?

Hobbits: kill John Wick Cap: death by firing squad

“ when there is time for the siege weapons to mate you know the battle is being taken seriously “ captain sauce 2020

Name a more iconic duo captainSauce and tabs i’ll wait

"He's the personification of appearing behind someone and saying it's nothing personal kid"

CaptainSauce “John Wick is unkillable” 2 minutes later “he killed him?

"that guy who played kylo ren in star trek"-captain sauce

"Do skeletons even have taints?" -CaptainSauce 2020

Captain sauce: says the water wheal is a windmill Me: visible confusion

Cap: Keanu Reeves played Kylo ren. Me: well it's just a little mistake. Cap: in star trek. Me: *FLIPS TABLE*

1:33 I didn't know that John wick could moonwalk.

9:46 Me And Him Laughing Me: *That Slow Dun Dun Du Du Music* *By... Batoven*

2:28 When you slip on a banana peel: If u don’t understand the joke in the beginning of the video it’s that John Wick is in fortnite and most people use credit cards for V bucks Cap says John Needs Parental Credit cards to get out of trouble

"The guy from fortnite that needed your credit card info to get help. they made 3 whole movies about him featuring Keanu Reeves, and played Kylo Ren in Star Trek" that honestly hurt a lot ngl

Please do more tabs tomorow! A bonus episode or something of the sort! Your TABS videos always make my day and give me something to look forward to!

“Keanu Reeves that played Kylo Ren from Star Trek” *Holy Music Stops*

Title: "John Wick can't be stopped" First 15 seconds of the video: "Am I a joke to you?"

The Gladiators have those humongous swords are probably a reference to an Ancient Wall dug up with graffiti of a gladiator with a giant sword.

"Can't go behind what doesn't have a back" -Mecha Emperor -Da vinci tank

I have a battle idea On the red side: 1king, 5 knights, 7 cavalry 30 squires, and 25 archers On the blue side: 9 jousters, 40 fencers, 15 halberd, and 10 ballon archers

Petition for a captain sauce unit in tabs. (edit: i can not make anything coding wise or whatever, if someone is good at that reading make it)

"Kylo Ren from star trek" Me: *intense intensity intensifies*

"John wick cant be stopped" dies

Watching this I went into the living room and my parents were watch the matrix

Im already laughing 25 seconds into the vid

John Wick: Hah, your weak Emperor: You’ve underestimated my power. John Wick: NANI?

13:05 “Is he dead? No I think those are just the,um,UwU eyes?” Me: No he haz zE >~< eyes.

"FIRE THEGUN JOHN" me: do you know that guns dont have infinite ammo

0:46 “he played Kylo ren in Star Trek” 😂

"that game is about as entertaining as a sand colonoscopy". -captainsauce 2020

"Keanu Reeves, that guy who played Kylo Ren in Star Trek." Me: so anyways I started blasting.

"That guy who played kylo ren in star trek " i know its a joke but let me at him!

CaptainSauce: "Keanu Reeves, that guy who played Kylo Ren in Star Trek" Me: "Yeah that sounds about right..."

Video title: john wick cant be stopped. The intro:kills john wick

"John Wick is a popular Fortnite character. So popular they made 3 full movies about him. Starring Keanu Reeves, the guy who... Played Kylo Ren in Star Trek." Me: *Facepalms while dying of laughter*

Title "John wick cant be stopped" 8:45 Gets killed by hobbits

Captainsauce: “Keanu Reeves he played Kylo Ren in Star Trek.” Me: “huh?”.

Title : John wick can't be stopped John literally dies in the first 20 seconds

2:17 that was just pure action and amazement

Units have a chance to do the (>

Thor: what is a king to a go- Pirate king: allow me to introduce myself

Captainsauce: John wick is a very popular fortnite character- Me: *_YOU HAVE CREATED AN IMBALANCE_* I am aware that it’s a joke XD

0:08 *teleports behind you* Nothing personal kid

0:30 he knows everything that pisses us off lmfao

19:46 captainsause: it’s so hard to follow! me an anime watcher: no, it really isn’t

I don’t even know what the emperor does yet. three seconds later John Wick is dead

TABS - 4 sensei , 20 vampires , 10 candle heads , 5 ice and skeleton archers and 30 skeleton warriors . You can't use pirate queen, giants or any kind of machine ( can't use mods)

11:30 DO A FREAKING BARREL ROLL!

You had me at “I’m willing to bet”

Captainsauce: “nobody in the movies ever tried firing a sharpened telephone pole at him... and I don’t know why they wouldn’t!” Also Captainsauce: *doesn’t notice that John killed all the ballistas and dodged the retaliation, his dodge looking like a ragdoll from impact and the last ballista dying as he did so*

Cap: “the guy who played kylo-ren in Star Trek” Me: Hold Up

john wick just tippy toes to the right and some how dodges

"John wick can't be stopped!" Intro him dying.

Captainsauce: makes video Me: comments within 5 minutes about something unrelated Cap: *visual frustration* EDIT: Damn dats the most likes I got ever

"That guy that played Kylo Ren in startrek" Cap 2020

Cap: mistakes star wars for star trek Me: ill alow it..

*_"Omaewa mou shin deiru....."_* *_"NANI?!"_*

Title: John Wick can’t be stopped John Wick: *gets stopped multiple times throughout the video*

19:14 that last battle took so longcap aged 69 years

Yeah star trek where the famous quote "With a talking dog and a few friends, you too can be just like me" is from.

"That game is as intresting as a sandbox" GeneralSauce Not the general we need but the general we deserve

0:46 I didn’t know Kylo Ren was in Star Trek XD

Emperor: *spams instant transmission* John Wick: SPAMMERRRRR

John when fighting halflings " My fans are crowding me!"

When a person dies in a movie I am fine with when a dog dies I cry

“Eaten by the windmill” That’s a water mill

I love his explanation for John wick it seems like it would work on people who have never heard of a tv

He frigin murdered that intro with the memes and also the "cutlass" is actually a cavalry Saber

Is it just me who thinks it would have been cool if the necromancer reanimated the dead units from that battle? So they could have revived some of the legionaries and Spartans to fight for them.

That joke in the beginning alone was enough to make me happy. 😂 I loved this video.

Jouster: Have at me! John wick: *I could shoot you from range- x_x* Jouster: you were no match for my Perfectly strike Down.

Cap: maby we can call some help Also cap: like a couple bazooka Cap: *places 17 bazookas down*