Customers Husband Wants to Fight! 

That's hilarious. I've met two examples in real life. One is an ex girlfriend and the other is my mother. People have thought I was being just nasty about my mother, then some people met her and actually said sorry for not grasping the severity of the problem. Bought her a phone one day and tried telling her to - 1. Type in the number. 2. Press the green button to call. After nearly 90minutes trying to get this through to her I walked out. 2 days later I get an abusive call from Mr brother telling me the phone is faulty and that I'm a prick for playing that trick on my mother. So I asked him what happens if you push a button. He said nothing. So I told him that both he and my mother are to damned stupid to put a phone on charge. Dunning Krueger Effect explains that the dumbest uneducated people, are always those claiming to be the smartest.

Yogi bear no doubt!😂

That is a great analogy, thank you.

I believe it was actually a trash can for the national parks service. I could be wrong, though. I use it frequently at work to describe how some customers think to my coworkers.

%85 proof bear proof

Thank you, glad I could entertain you!!!

I think James could easily have a career on late night TV with a spot story telling.

I was just about to write the same thing! 😂

They always are Evan. 😂

Lmafo😂😂😂

Rated your comment "excellent"

Entirely true. Almost feel bad for him

A little irrational? Literally everything he did, was the worst decision he could have made. Him forgetting his gun, is the only thing that saved him. Literally, his own stupidity saved his life.

@@pete30simon what I wrote was not ment absolutely literally... The little irrational bit was a joke...

​@pete30simon Yes, but he wasn't mean-spirited, just dumb and not quick on the uptake.

Good intentions don't make someone a good person. Good actions do. If he had had his gun on him, and started waving it around and pointing it at people, would you still say he was a good person? What if he fired shots?

You'll probably like Mr Ballin. Different subject but he is an ex Navy Seal that has the gift of storytelling like James!😅

Are you tripping? Storytelling has never had such a medium on which to tell tales, tall or otherwise.

That's no shit huh , my uncle can is a good story teller

Amen

Mr Ballen

😂😂😂

Too many people will say that he should have brought his gun.

First, know that they're burglars.

@@russhall856 his first impression and reaction to this scenario is a good reason he should not be carrying.

@@angelbulldog4934 they are. Turd burglars

This guy has a dangerous combination of rage and stupidity. If not for his wife, he'd probably be dead by now from his own dumb.

Thank you

"We are here to steal your shit. Literally!" _long pause, baffled silence_ "It's...in the septic tank?" "Excellent!"

I loved speed of Mach Jesus 😂😂😂

@@JamesButlerWellAndSepticLife You could get poop emoji hats with the label of turd burglar though 🤔

That's an Australian term meaning gay- frowned on nowadays. It's up there with pillow biter😂 That home owner must have thought they were gonna steal the whole house! Cut it in half and put each half on a specialised flatbed to take house & contents- a great theft!!😈🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙈😎

I have tears in my eyes. "Turd burglars stealing all your shit" .... totally lost it there :D

Try this one. I can direct you to a crew in Iowa whose business cards read "Turd Herders".

Just shop talk haha normal everyday stuff

My thoughts exactly! Please please go on tour & let me know if you ever make it up to Connecticut!

This is Exactly what he is doing ! He reaches millions of people..... and they get to watch him for Free ! ! !

Thank you

It was way longer than it needed to be. Had to leave due to boredom.

​@@bogususer2595not before you went to the comments, read a few, and decided to reply to one. Good game, better luck next time.

@@bogususer2595 sorry about your internet cables, bro

​@@bogususer2595 You should ask your wife to explain it to you.

same idea here, 811 just notifies any utility listed on the property that an excavation is planned and they have 48 hours to mark their lines. unless it and emergency then they have between 2 and 6 hours to mark it depending on what time it comes in.

Exactly. Telecom providers ONLY have main feeder lines marked, not single drops to homes

@@Cableguy5770 I beg to differ or at least when I was making them, nothing better than chasing a phone drop for 1.5 miles or trying to sort out 17 cable drops all coming out of the same pedestal

In a lot of cases, that's because the "official" lines are wrong 60-70 percent of the time (at least). In my area they've moved to new computer systems often enough that the records are wrong on houses that have been in the same place 50+ years, and sometimes on any build that wasn't done in the last 10 years. Probably also why none of the utility companies want to remove the poles in older neighborhoods and bury the lines underground, even though we experience lengthy outages multiple times a year due to storms.

That's almost like buying a new printer when you need ink. Marking the places not to dig, shouldn't cost more than repairing the lines. With marking the lines you also get the benefit of not pissing off the other customers.

What's interesting about this is last month I found out that ring cameras are on a shared network. So if your internet is down, it uses available nearby WiFi to alert you- thanks to Amazon Web services.

one can't stop something that was never first working... anger issues or not.

Or fear

​@@nermalsturf most women fit that issue. Basic manual processes that men do automatically seem to baffle them. Like changing a car tyre. My last girlfriend lived by herself for two years, but living with me, she had no idea how to boil an egg nor the toast, or even how to cook two minute noodles. No idea how to wash her own dishes or wash her clothes in the washing machine, when I was working away for weeks at a time. Truly a useless waste of oxygen.

@Roger Ramjet I guess my experience has been the opposite of yours. I do all of those things despite severe physical limitations (yes, including changing tires on my truck). It was my father in law that couldn't do any of what you describe, & had his wife not done all of them, he'd have been homeless. I'm thankful she taught her sons to not be useless oxygen suckers, and my parents taught me to not be a useless eater. My stepsons and former boyfriends are more along what you describe women to be (stepsons were grown & out o/the house b/4 I married). It's foolish to encourage stereotypes, though I understand why most people do it. Kinda like the stereotype of women not being able to drive or maintain vehicles...in 20 years, my husband has destroyed 4 vehicles (due to failure in maintaining & choosing to ignore idiot lights), to my 1 (was T-boned by a dump truck). Just saying we aren't all damsels in distress.

+his wife thinks "he's so cute when [insert dumb thing]"

​@@ryla22He'd better hold onto her.😂

Not all people understand connection between internet and things working through internet. A guy called we over his computer to tell me that he lost electric power. I know that he has desktop, not the laptop. It took me 10 minutes to explain to him that probably his bulb is burned because he is talking to me on his computer which works on electricity.

Thank you very much

I'd call him a peanut bulb (as in a cars peanut bulb). P.S.: I checked the packaging on my peanut bulbs & it doesn't list the wattage...

That is what got me too. Too funny!

I think he is 10 watts but he isn't an led

I'm guessing you mean he is brain is overloaded😂

Im 100% certain she roasted the hell out of him.

Oh, yeah, I had never heard "Mach Jesus" before. I'm going to add that to my list right under "Pitching a fit and falling in it" "Lower than whale shit," and "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass."

They have dash cams but I guess they only work when driving

That's Bill Engvalls bit, not Ron White!

@@diddy8706 Also Ron White, may be more than one person to state that little bit of trivia. A more complete version from Ron White is: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

That's just cheating...

You're lucky. I'd be fired if I did that.

Oh, everyone has a brain cramp now and then, no matter how intelligent they are. This isn't just a brain cramp. This is rigor mortis of the brain. His brain is permanently locked in a spasm.

I once told my mother that when a girlfriend had to go for a cat scan on her brain, that the medical staff found that she didn't have a brain. My mother had no idea what the problem was. I knew she was particularly unintelligent but that stumped me.

I agree, he is either the bottom 10 percent IQ wise, or too smart to come in out of the rain.

Must be a really messed up place if employees have to "carry defense tools".

💯 Everyone should be able to carry "defense tools" regardless of where you are in my opinion. There is nothing wrong w/ exercising your 2A right. It does of course, require the understanding & acceptance of the fact that if you do exercise your 2A right that you are & will be held responsible & accountable for any result that occurs. So even if you do lawfully exercise your right, you must understand that accidents still occur. I.E. if you fire at a person in self defense & one of the bullets hit an innocent, you must understand you have to take whatever consequences that may come from that. So I understand if some people choose not to exercise their 2A right. That level of responsibility is extremely heavy with real life consequences. It's ok if some are not ok with taking that risk. But it is not ok to strip others their own rights to lawful self defense. Your unwillingness to accept the risk does Not mean you have the right to decide if others are willing to. At the end of the day, quite literally "you are your first line of defense" & " when seconds count, cops are only minutes away". ✌️ Positive be vibe to all.

@@danmoyer4650 You must be terrified of police stations then ....?...

@@MaranathaMetal Why would I be? I live about 100 yards from a big one. Where I live, people don't t live in fear of someone with a gun. I was just saying that it must be a pretty f'd up place if people are afraid to step out of their door without a gun.

@@danmoyer4650 Ya your just making all sorts of straw men and having a grand old time knocking them down. Do you wear shoes because you live in constant fear of stones and broken glass? No its just a good idea just incase. Your actively working to be blind to this issue.

I haven't ever thought about the cost of common sense. I think common sense and child discipline correlate.

Idk....if demand is dwindling, cost and supply don't matter😂 I could tell the same kind of stories about the lack of common sense😂😂

Soon to be exwife if he gets dumber after every breath 😂

He was a rescue. What a nice lady.

@@Jonathan.D - 🤣

Some monkeys need a monkey supervisor. It's just most monkey supervisors these days don't feel like supervising. Luckily, he had a supervisor.

Yeah, she needs to put a leash on that dimwitted fool before he kills the mailman.

😮😮😮

I do deliveries. I get this too. Who am I? Well remember when you ordered a burger/ groceries/ Starbucks 30 min ago and asked for it to be delivered to your door....

Please do. I'd watch.

You should! It’d probably be really popular lol.

Do it! You must have serious funny/crazy stories about people.

Too ugly for the tube but maybe I can share something here. The names have been changed to protect the identities and all that. This one is more recent and I remember pretty much every detail. Let me start by saying my first comment was a lie, I actually quit moving for a bit a delivered furniture. It is the same shit with more driving and less running up and down steps with boxes, more customers, less time with customers. It was earliesh 2020. I was working for Value City as a contractor. Covid had hit, everything was on back order. I'm talking waaayyyy on back order. These people had bought the shit with their 2018 tax returns and shit. (I can say that, I grew up in poverty too, I don't buy furniture, I take home shit rich people were going to throw away. That is #2 perk to being a mover, after cash tips.) It is almost like VC knew the pandemic was coming a year early and were like "fuck these people, let's send a third party to deliver half their kid's bunk bed with no mattress" Seriously, half the homes we walked into in 2019 were not happy. We made a little girl cry at her grandparents house.... I quit soon after this story ends. I used to go for the money at all costs. I am in a place now where I only lose sleep, over myself, dropping out of college. At work, I help people. This story is not about Value City. However, apparently I needed to vent before proceeding, I could shit on them more but I have probably already lost most people. 5:00 am at VC... All thirty (fifteen two man delivery crews) of us are masked and lined up. There was a new VC rep who was actually super cool having a meeting with all of us. I really liked this lady and didn't understand how she ended up with them and was not surprised when she left a few months later. As "Rachel" was asking which crews wanted to stay active and going over what she knew from corporate (she was a real one, no facade) and we all spoke up about seeing videos from China, Italy, etc.. where the shit had hit the fan.. This was the second time in my life where I felt like I was in a movie. By chance?... Berlin's hit song "Take My Breathe Away" was cued up perfectly. This playlist had to have over 1,500 songs in it, I had heard it loop maybe twice since I had worked there. I don't think life is a joke but I am the person that lol's at stuff like this. Just as she was going over precautions, talking about the tiny amount of information we all had in like March 2020, offering extra money to risk continuing deliveries, this song was perfectly cued up.. All zero of you still reading, thank you! Let us fast-forward a couple of weeks... My buddy and I were killing it, delivering box springs with no mattresses, mattresses with no bed, couches with no feet, whatever they could push out the warehouse, getting cussed out daily by anxious people six feet away. Apologizing, telling them to "call the store you bought it from" (as instructed, even though the stores were closed..) It was scary, not scarier than not being able to pay rent. Not to mention, there was zero traffic anywhere... We are working out of a large Midwest city. The thing about Midwest cities is that fifteen miles away could very possibly be people that haven't left their "city"... That said, we are like one hundred miles from the capital where we reside. From here on is where Rachel told us her boss told her we should have called the police. Any guesses what happens?... It involves a shallow gene pool.. TO BE CONTINUED...

Do it, but focus more on your storytelling, camera doesn't matter as long as you can tell good stories

Right!!!!

thank you

Would be better if it was a true story. But yes it's entertaining for the internet

It’s a shit load of fun 😂

Home Service Industry workers can have ya laughing and crying in the same story! ❤

@@fmlymn1 haha pun intended

Shit is pretty funny.

Thank you

@@JamesButlerWellAndSepticLife I bet the guy rotates the square in Tetris. What a tool.

@@minto7508 😂😂😂

The lights are on but nobody's home.

Some people in this world are just so giddy to use their guns against other people, luckily this husband is a moron and left it. I'd bet if he had it we might be learning this on the evening news instead of a RU-vid story. Roll a ball into your yard? Shot. Wrong car? Shot. contracted job? ....

​@@MrThatguy333 Just ask George Zimmerman how he's doing.

@@Jonathan.D I forgot who that was, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Zimmerman Look at the "Life after the trial" tab. Wtf.

@Human Person He may have won at trial, but he lost at life. People like George Z and this guy wouldn't have lasted long in the old days. Probably trampled by bears or eaten by cows.

Thank you

Agreed. Watta knob jockey! 😡 Worse actually bc he's clearly an imbecile with access to a firearm. If he had it with him, in his shaky freaknout, full of adrenalin. He may have caused a tragedy.😮

THAT man does not need access to a firearm. That is scary. There should be an IQ test or sormething!

@Deadly Drk Beauty It can (& has been) argued that no one NEEDS access to a firearm. They just want it. In Australia, like England, there are virtually NO shootings, and a death is so rare that it makes national news if it does happen. We're talking an average of 1 single death a year, maybe. We don't have them, only crims have them but even they don't use them bc there's no need. A threat with a knife or a good beating is enough to get their point across or accomplish their robbery or whatever. We hear about American shootings and shake our heads in sympathy bc we see how they (you?) are trapped by the NRA and ur own fear (which is legitimate, I grant you). Stay safe & be well. 🤜🏼🤛🏽 Edit: yes. There absolutely should be an IQ test and/or a psychological test that is ongoing every year, just like drivers license.

​@@normturner4849 🙄 you still got shootings in Britainistan and Australianna. London surpassed NYC a few years ago for violent crime. You also have more knife violence, which is more deadly than a gunshot. Evil people will do evil things. If they can't do it one way, they will find another.

Can't help but ask Is there something wrong with the other half of your family? (Sorry, just couldn't scroll past this one). Lol

very much so

Septic is real. Network television is propaganda

Not me. Her husband is her lovable, adoring little pet. She thinks he's cute and I love that for both of them.

I called 811 come to my property to locate the power line. The guy they sent couldn't find it. I walked around the yard with him while he used his gadget to locate the power line. I still don't know where it is and have been digging on a hope and a prayer.

The utility provider has to register the property with the locator service, or they won't know where the lines are. Yes, I and others have used devices to find lines, but some will be missed, possibly causing injury or death to the diggers.