[please sub] Cuttrax plays swamp simulator, a game where shrek is trying to kill you for stealing his many layered onions. If the game didn't have stupid borders on the map I would have got away.
And here we can hear the matting call of the endangered ogre,"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!"............,"WHAT.........ARE........YOU.........DOING.......IN........MY......SWAMP!!!!!!"
May donkey rest in peace he had a good life and he was a good soulmate to shrek and If puss in boots sees donkey he bee like "oh shit shrek why would you do that man" me if I see shrek I'll be like " back the fuck up shrek" 🤙🏻
Shrek: GET OFF MY SWAMP!!! Me: OK OK OK Shrek: ONIONS!!! ME: I DONT HAVE ANY ONIONS!!! SHREK: bye donkey hahahahahah onions!!! Me: DONKEY YOU ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol the holy maz is an add on to Shrek Cuttrax and I created. We went to the same high school and had a physics teacher (Maz) who was basically really nerdy and funny to make conspiracy theories about lol. One of them was that he is the son of Shrek and is the Jesus Christ to shrekism lol. We believe that the holy maz is always watching us and protecting us from danger, and that when we die, he will decide whether or not we are worthy of spending eternity in shreks swamp