DO you remember the good ol' day when you could watch Shrek and get warm fuzzy feelings and laugh instead of remember that time you got scarred for life? Remember that? Those were fun times.
Sometimes I miss those days too...then I remember all that Shrek-sama has done for me since his ascension, all that he has done for our new swamp-world, and I am filled with onion-scented warmth.
JUMP SCARE SPOILERS: Because even the silliest, or the stupidest, the strangest or the weirdest, or even the scariest games deserve to have their jump scares shouted out to the world. Comment any I missed and I'll include it :) 1:13 -light blinks out (may need an electrician) 1:45 -light blinks back on (idek if this is actually a jump scare :/) 2:32 -SHREK COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND SCARES THE HEBE JEBES OUTTA ME 3:32 -Shrek face pop-up (BOO!) 4:40 -knock knock ;) (shrek pops up in door window) 8:23 -MY EARS ARE BLEEDING (loud noises) 9:27 -SURPRISE! YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS IT MUHAHAHA (loud sounds) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay. I know this is a day later, but I've been scrolling down the comments after showing my sister this video, and I found out that there is some hate towards the people who posts the jump scares, and Imma need you guys to calm down. The reason (I and others) post these types if things are for those who love Mark's content, and they don't want to get scared. These are for the people who have a weak heart, anxiety, epilepsy, or other medical conditions that can seriously injure them, or if they just simply don't want to be frightened by this. No one told you that you needed to read the jump scares. If you don't like them okay, no need to be rude. We're just looking out for our fellow Iplier fans. (Thx for reading this. Had to get this off my mind.)
Jumpscares: 1:13 2:33 (volume warning) 3:33 (another volume warning) 4:41 (*another* volume warning) 8:24 (a lot of volume warnings in this game...) Sorry about your ears.
Ashton James same!! i had my phone like three inches away from my face, then the jumpscare happened and I had a seizure and started laughing hysterically.
I had a terrible dream that Mark got in a car crash while he was at his Momiplier's house and he died. His channel stayed on RU-vid, but watching one of his videos was like committing suicide, and almost everyone was forced to forget about him. Every time I tried to remind people about Mark, they would spontaneously combust and eventually I ended up killing off the entire human race. Right before I woke up though, I was sitting in a dark corner somewhere about to shoot myself and I heard Mark's voice saying "Don't do, please don't do it. I know it seems like you're all alone, but I am here...I will always be here...please just put the gun down." And I kind of relate it to other videos of him talking about suicide, and I remember how much he has helped me throughout the years and I am so grateful that he is alive. Thank you to anyone who actually took the time to read my story...imma go now🙂
Sarah Jones I'd be dead and gone if it wasn't for Mark... before I found mark I tried to kill my self by taking a hole bottle of sleeping pills... but thankfully my dad found me before I could take them all... (ó﹏ò｡)
First jumpscare, I choked on a prawn. Second jumpscare, I inhaled a pringle. Third jumpscare, a cheese biscuit flew out of my hand and halfway across the room. I never learn...
JUMPSCARES? 1:13 - Light Breaking 1:45 - Light comes back on, breaking sound 2:01 - Doorbell (Very Minor) 2:32 - Jumpscare/Yelling followed by piercing noise until 2:41 3:33 - Full Screen Jumpscare w/ face & loud noise 4:14 - Minor, low screaming 4:41 - Pop-up Jumpscare w/ loud yelling followed by banging until 5:00 6:30 - very Minor, thudding noise. 8:23 - Piercing distorted scream followed by pop up at 8:28 9:27 - Distorted yelling w/ pop up IDK if anyone did this yet, but here's my log.
The deep, dark sounding shrek noise is all star. Sing it with me. ... someBODY once trolled me, successfully Rick rolled me, I ain't the sharpest noob in the comments, I was typing kinda dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.
Insert favorite shrek quote. "Shrek: Ogres are.. like onions! Donkey: 'sniff' They stink? Shrek: Yes. No! Donkey: Oh they make you cry! Shrek: No! Donkey: Ohhh you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown and start sprouting little white hairs."
I absolutely love the horror comedy genre. Like really dark twisted comedy. Or something that's genuinely visually horrifying but has an intentionally awful script. That shit is the best form of entertainment ever. For me at least.
DragonBloom The "scary" music in the back is just a fucked up version of We Are One: Now here's a lesson in killing thee, You're going down in my belly, If you don't want me, you better run, I'll come after you, and make sure you're done! 👌I'm a master
Swiggity swooty Shrek coming for dat booty Popping out of nowhere And now he's right there Gonna run Gonna hide And now he's gonna say "Bonna Fide!" Mark is in trouble For what it seems And now Shreks gonna haunt you In all of your dreams
1 jumpscare: almost choked on a lunchable pizza 2 jumpscare: inhaled hawaiian punch 3 jumpscare: almost choked on a crunch bar i was eating lunchables whilst watching
Dear Markiplier Fanbase, There have been a lot of bots in Mark's comment section lately, so much that's it taken up a quarter of the whole comment section. Please, if you see 'Markiplier' without a check or a box around their name saying that they have a gift for you, DO NOT click on it, it will give your computer a virus. So whenever you see a Fakeiplier, please report it for spam. Don't reply or dislike because they're bots. With Love, вℓυ :3
Sitting at my computer desk, eating Ogre O's® while All Stars plays in the background watching Mark play a Shrek game, at 3AM. What am I doing with my life.
mark you couldn't go by the god damn door because Brendon Urie doesn't want you to because then you won't close the god damn door like if you get the reference
@@Definitely.Not.Shia.LaBeouf LOL, I'm here cause I have nothing better to fo and if I did have something to do I'd probably still he here anyway because I'd be too lazy
