Cyberpunk is sorry 

Ok

FIRST

No

mtn dew

No

A true gamer we need a friend like that bear who will agree

Its gonna take more than that to kill a bear he'll be back...

Respect to Baloo 😔👊

Dovahbear should avenge the fallen bear.

I vote to put a corporate bear in every game company.

NOOOO

rip

Can we start a gofundme to sage squeaky wheel, please?

Yeah, I know...poor Corporate 🐻.

nano what the fuck you doing here? they killed wojtek

You got it xD

Thanks pal, God speed to you too.

FOR WOJTEK

Wojtek, carrying artillery ammunition to the battlefield in World War II to defeat the Axis.

Imagine being outranked by a bear.

He wpuld make it pay to win.

@@Saurophaganax1931 so he's busy advising EA

God of death and decay right?

@@robertmatthews1298 god of evil and misfortune in general. Known as the black God.

Pretty sure wargaming already has him under contract

Farewell Yacob... you will be missed. :'(

The will of Dazhdbog is absolute

@@blackmonish Jacob

@@blackmonish or rather Jakub

świeć panie nad jego duszą

Matsimus! Your presence was not expected here.

Matsimus! I love your channel dude! I'm a new sub. Can you make a vid on DARPA?

What kind of content do you put out, Matsimus?

Slavs spend their entire lives squatting actually

@@birdofgrey6542 idk, BMW tends to make it hard to squat while drifting

Gamers poked and prodded them to make the game quicker while they were working on crunch. 100 hours a week, every single month, and yet, after trying to develop a massive world simulation on practically no time (yes, even 10 years is not enough for such a large project!), all the gaming community did was laugh at them. It's comical how some people don't understand how hard developing a game at this scale is. Especially when under a strict deadline. This game should've taken 3 more years to finish and polish - or even more! But, nope, gamers want it ASAP. The same thing happened with No Man's Sky. And look at it now, it's a perfectly fine game with all bugs ironed out. The same will happen with Cyberpunk. Also, this animation is generalizing all Slavic people as Russians, which is, uh, not cool? That's like thinking all Asian people are Chinese.

@@rergeryretyretyertyerhbrthrth Well, first of all, any gaming company that caves In to the demand of the consumers needs to grow a spine and tell the community with a firm fist that the game will be ready when it's ready. Also, it's a satirical cartoon. Accuracy is as good as nil here.

@@d.j.w2600 thats one of the best ways to lose money period. :)

@@lolilikedragons3528 Another way is to be an ass of a game developer studio and release a game still needing several years in the oven after caving to petty demands.

@@rergeryretyretyertyerhbrthrth lmfao what the fuck are you talking about at the end? They did a slav accent, sorry that these two guys cant pull off a perfect imitation of every accent in the world.

Bruh

why are you everywhere, are you ever not watching RU-vid?

from a bear homie to another bear homie

*Jakob

@@WWIflyingace62 You haven't heard? They're an unemployed quadriplegic with a youtube addiction.

Oops. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html

THEN YOU ARE LOST!

This is outragerous.

Uuh ohh FrOm My pOiNt Of ViEw..

At least riding around on Jackie's bike is kinda fun. Until you hit something and realize the bike physics are identical to the car physics where you awkwardly bounce around. Aaaanyway, some of the side quests have pretty alright stories.

Just be glad they turned down the budget rap and hip hop music for the meeting so you could hear the dialog

That's how polish sit at a table, I don't see anything wierd about it

@@derrickmoses1507 that’s more a Russian thing. Never heard or seen any other Slav squatting,

@@ermac7636 I'm Russian, and I've never seen a Russian do it either, but hey ho

It's called the _Slavic Squat_ . It's totally a thing in slav-lands and it's a bit specific, I'm really happy I know enough Russian/Ulkrainian people to get this joke :D

Press F For Respect [F] :'(

@@sekoseko365 how can you say oops before you post the link or rather post the link at the same time as you say oops. I can’t say oops before I stab a bear with a pocket switch blade, and pretend it’s an “Accident”.

Smarter than your average bear, said Yogi and Boo-boo at his funeral. Lol.

Rip

Fun fact: most popular polish juice brand is called "Kubuś", which translates to "Jacob" and has a bear as a brand hero. I'm curious if the author knew this, or it's just a coincidence :)

SARGON

Hey Carl

Hold up

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

Sign my tiddy teats oh god emperor of RU-vid liberty!

what is dazbog?

@@johnnzetrockk9404 Polish god of theirs.

Why are they standing on the table like that. Sorry I did not get it

@@ShadowMelt it's a stereotype that slavs love to squat and sit.

That's what she said

Slav squat.

@@ShadowMelt They squat we slavs do this and its easier to squat on table than rather on a chair

The berserker bears

Bear with it

Hahaha

and that bear was RUSSIA

Sadly the bear wasn't name Wojtek which would be much funnier

So hes full name would be Jacob Rau

project*

Oops. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html

Or the delay guy

He has soviet ancenscors thats why no one want listen to him

@@sekoseko365 Dude what have you got against the bear?

Pff, thats like evry other tursday... pls.

LOL no shit man. I haven't preordered a game in probably 6 years now... still see all these idiots doing it tho... but why? How the fuck have you guys not learned yet?? You all are allowing them to fuck you, and then you all cry that its broken and buggy. Whaaaat?

Wow Cartman truly is the voice of reason

@@ejcheli but... preorder bonus... skins...

Pre-orders used to mean something though. You used to get not only a decent game but some cool swag with pre-order. Anymore though yes, all pre-order means is you have given them guaranteed money so why do they need to work any harder to ensure they give you a working product?

Omg wow

Madagaskar 3

I see Galena

Cleverest easter egg, most observant eye

The detail 💀

lmao in here it's also grey and depressing except for the summer though.

Accurate, I have been to multiple times Szczecin. I have never only seen the sun shine there.

I live in Łódź and i ve never seen such a beautiful sky as in this movie😥

@@ThePouit I have passed by Łódź, my condolences 🥲

Esp during winter. Summer on the other hand..

-Dark Souls has entered the chat-

Eh, they Went thru it once, they can probably do it again.

@@Strykerx31 Exactly😂

As if it is not already :D

Musta-Krakish Musta-Krakish The time has come to awaken him Musta-Krakish Musta-Krakish I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld To bring forth this beast and Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken Take the land, that must be taken Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken Devour worlds, smite forsaken Rise up from your thousand year-old sleep Break forth from your grave eternally I command you to rise Rise Rise Rise Rise Rise Rise Rise I'm the conjurer of demons I'm the father of your death I bring forth the ancient evil I control his every breath I instigate your misfortune With the birth of killing trolls I awaken armageddon Feeding on a thousand souls Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken Musta-Krakish (Musta) Musta-Krakish (Musta) Musta-Krakish (Musta) Musta-Krakish (Musta)

No child of Wojtec would die so easily. He lies in careful wait until justice can be wrought upon such cowardly deceit.

Beautiful from one shitty game year to another xd

@johan alejandro Cazador de piñas diabolicas bruh, no man's sky is actually fun, since when is it shit?

@johan alejandro Cazador de piñas diabolicas Your spelling is atrocious my dude.

Took No Man's Sky years. and they apologized too you dumb ass.

@@alexhobbs2209 when it first dropped it had no where near the content that was promised but now it's an amazing game

U get

No it's very patriotic and they hate russia

They rebel every time they can and are very religious I'm mean for real

They hat lgbtq or anything of that they love history and are very proud of their history

Being half polish I can tell you that is more like Italy and France. They hv a similar base but completely different ways.

If it was a documentary, it would’ve shown the employees being beaten to work faster and longer hours. Instead of just the bear death.

@@mr.kovboy7510 с таким-то дефицитом духовных скреп! Конечно же не умеют!

When’s ocoroids Trevor video

Since everyone is being so stupid or/and in denial about how garbage this game is. Someone had to step up to the plate.

Ever since you started making hololive Vtuber animations

Subscribe to airrack

literal tears as soon as I see

I didn't get it, but then, it's Poles, so there.

Hahaha hahaha

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there was, when it was reflecting from the shiny armors of the winged hussars.

@@TheWolvesCurse There was once another kind of armoured division in Poland but they weren't native

Poland Lithuania commenwelth

And also the fires in the 1930’s

@ox2cef poo

Bruh

Not really, in Poland we dont even have that much slav people

@@chologramlol3882 i know it was just for a joke ziomuś

Are you polish? Ty kurde, xd

@@chologramlol3882 nie no co ty żartowałem

truly a tragedy

Ah. So THAT's what that meant. I was wondering why there were no big breasted women with big shlongs in this game. Both big boobs and big girth are signs of evil in Poland, and I guess their god and god of the sun, agrees.

@@AnotherCoyote The Pols are majority Catholic so I don't know where that sun idol thing comes from.

@@clydemarshall8095 resurgence of slavic paganism.

@@edzhus Most of that is bs.

another millenium, another 1000 years of darkness for Poland.

Yeah it's a quote from Joseph Goebbels, national socialist.

Its starded anyway

Ok I'll be better

The snow is gae

Then he dabs and flosses in Fortnite.

Please don’t remind us of that heresy.

Is it bad i say this to my kids? 😆 lol

Dafuq is Polish? Dafuq would Poles in Poland speak that?

ok, there are some polish in it, but this isn't ancient slavic god. Many faces - ok. Many hands - hmm ok but only because they were looking at for sides of the word. This one is more like hindu god. Write "swietowit" in google graphic.

Czemu przedstawiono tam nas jako ruskie gopniki xd

Can you please translate.

@@kboid5919 I mean en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da%C5%BEbog#/media/File:Dadzbog.jpg With this It becomes accurate

Huh ......now I don't feel so bad about how I'm trying to make a game on quest 2

So very true.

Corporate 🐻.

Too many russian stereotypes in there ;p

For Polania

Would you live through losing another Wojtek?

Nah, Wojtek is his uncle.

I don't understand why are people watching this deplorable stuff. You literally give stupid people your money. They are making tones of money by being stupid instead of going to work.

@@user-mh2uj7ns6h Entertainment dude. Same as watching a tv show or going to the movie theater XD

@@adriansmith7730 Did you really call this entertainment?

@@user-mh2uj7ns6h Hey everyone likes different things, this type of satire might not be your cup of tea. I personally love south park ish type of comedy. That's why we have an immense amount of genres in the entertainment industry.

@@adriansmith7730 This is not even close to the level of south park this is a type of a "comedy" fitting for a meth junkie from down the road, they've even applied Russian stereotypes to polish people, not only they are unfunny, but also lack basic geographic knowledge

Jakob was the QnA team.

@@yazi7790 Rip Jakub.

Mtn Dew

Yep

No mans sky:it'll work out....maybe

When people forget witcher 3 wasn't perfect out the gate

@@MtnDew4828 delicious

If there was something

Oops. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html

spoilers: it never existed

Poland's economy is shit. If you could See how much People are getting paid here compared to other countries in Europe or in USA - you will cry out of laughter.

@@WalterWhite-th7qu lol, you should also know that the cost of life is also far cheaper

Oops. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html

Rubs nipples in circular motion furiously

@@yesiamawatermelon4126 couldnt say it better myself

Porenut: "Unintelligible ancient Slavic."

I think I understood it, here it goes: "Lasy cukrowe i śmierć, biada, zapowiadam(?) biada tej ziemi nieczystej, jam jest Domien(?) Solaris, mą wolę usłyszeliście" Translation: "Reed forest and death, despair, I announce despair shall plunge this cursed land, I am Domien(?) Solaris, you've heard my will"

@@wragokumbaya Oh, so THAT’s what Dazbog wanted. Heheh.. good ol’ Dazbog.

@@wragokumbaya I think ther is "zatęchła" (musty) instead "zapowiadam"

Is it embarrassing that I literally looked up Dazbog after this video? 😂

Same

Fisstech

@@win8linux I didn't even think about that one! I was thinking about the whole liscence. ... Also, fisstech is snorted, not injected.

It's brutal

Ghostrunner is also an amazing polish game but severely underrated. For those interested it’s like doom but you are a cyber ninja

Oops. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html

I am sorry, but your wording implies that you have seen them stab a bear for other reasons, and I am curious.

Me too. I only saw the police doing that because for some reason mayor's hates to see the bears eating garbage

You gotta forgive them. People in the west really can't hear the difference between Slavic accents. Can't blame them.

They are r3-tard-ed. Imagine applying russian stereotypes to polish people. Only proves what's already known about americans.

@@user-mh2uj7ns6h they’re British Edit: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-70nKRXU1L6c.html, this can be used to grasp the difference between how polish and russian sounds compared to one another, and yes a spongebob clip recommended to me at 3 am, in different languages helped immensely to understand why there was an onslaught of pissed poles in the comments

all slavs have this accent in english stop being butthurt janis

@@Roflmfaoftw your name says everything

"No" and them kurwa

Your comment is fake. Kurwa was said twice by the bear. A real pole would've been able to comprehend it.

wcale nie.

this is true

@@dzikowy7 A wcale że kurwa tak

The only one who stood up for us gamers.

He was a noble bear to bad that they did away with him.

I don’t think Jacob thought he would die that day.

"Test of a person's true value? Death - facing it, staring it down."

@HiltOfBlades died to death he would've

Jacob is playing opossum. There is no way an European brown bear goes down to a handful of stiletto thrusts. Jacob will be back and won't allow the DLCs to suffer the same fate.

Nah thats normal with gopniks

@@giovanninistri546 I wont click on your ip grabber

he is an average polish male

Left the meeting? You mean JOINED the meeting. ;D

Dont forget the USSR.

Third Reich wants to know ur location

Can Sweden join the Chat?

@@gamebawesome no. Just nie przestań

I would.

@D Link What a rotten way to die.

That is real commitment to the squat.

jpnewpic88.men

More like gopniks

after that incident they added the word "RED" to CD Projekt to warn everyone who doesn't follow suit.

Press f in the chat this is sad

Q: Which bear is the best bear A: Wojtek. it’s Wojtek

dzienkuje.

thanks m8

Wait, what language was that?

@@angelrivera2748 Polish xd

@@verixsmelony7835 And here I am thinking it was some crazy ancient God language. :3

Like everyone is squatting like they are ready to poop, have a random bear, and a statue of the god of the sun and Poland making the final decisions? With the state of this game, sounds convincing.

@@foxmccloudizsexy to my knowledge the people of eastern europe dont know how to stand so they squat like that

@@averagecoloniser4586 Turns out the bear is the only one that can sit on a chair properly.

@@foxmccloudizsexy The god of the sun and Poland making the final decisions ? no of course not ! Most corporation have crucifix for that .

I think that you live in difrent Poland then I do, this is closer to something from Russian company then Polish.

You, as a Nazi trap, have more experience in false advertisement than anyone else, so I trust that assessment.

Good sir.. err ma’am? Err ehm uhm???? Whatever when will be your next videos for your awesome gun reload in real life gonna be coming?

Raid Shadow Legends was alright for a bit but after i beat the campaign it was like...................well what now?

You're that guy who makes reload videos with toy guns

Bruh

This stays at 69 likes by the palm of my hand

@@fellowspacemarine your hand has been forcefully stroking 159 times while you were gone ._.

Best game of the year at least for me on PC

@@carlosesteban5601 you don't play much then

Confirmed by CDPR themselves on 2019 if I'm not mistaken

Polish people sound pretty similar

@@Captain_Titus3867 it's not true

because we are obviously Russians in denial

Hey every slav language feel Russian I'm from Czech Republic and lot of people said I'm Russian

I'd say we sound more like Czechs.

M8 i'm from poland and i understood one word from that xd

@@arturm6621 „cośtam Biada! Zatęchła biada tej ziemi nieczystej! Jam jest cośtam Solaris. Mą wolę usłyszeliście.”

@@janwajda5282 podziękowania widze że to tylko ja jestem głuchy

It's speaks polish, I only nderstood part of what dazbóg said but it's something along the lines of "death and decay be onto you" I don't know if he was for or against the plan doe

@@janwajda5282 ładnie ja tyle nawet niesczaiłem

Mtn Dew

Lol

Nice name

Yea the video starts like that, you don’t have to quote something that is literally on the 1st few seconds

Eat your cereal

@Cameron back during chapter 2 season 2 there were like a million delays before season 3

@@_Lower_Quality_ oh yeah

Read that right when he said that lol

Worst joke of 2020