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Dad Jokes Showdown! Can You Keep a Straight Face?"

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DON'T LAUGH CHALLENGE
** The Stadium was empty 😂
A little while ago we recorded a don't laugh challenge with the Gold Coast Suns AFL Team (check out those videos on our channel if you haven't already). Well after they had to go get back to their actual jobs of training and such, we had a few more jokes left in the tank so hung around to see if we could make each other laugh.
Dave The Brit Who Knows Jack Shit is often referred to as the editor/producer on our podcast, but this day was his debut in front of the camera. Rochelle, or the girl Leigh has been getting to know for over a year now, may also seem like a new face.
Hope you enjoy let us know what you think or if you've got any special requests in the comments below!
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@Joogaberry Год назад

Rochelles laugh is way underrated. She is like the opposite of Jana. We need an hour long episode of those two in the mix.

@ryanklotz309 Год назад

Jana just seems so unimpressed with the boys. I feel bad most for Matt. He has to see that look of desertification every day.💍 lol. I love you guys :-)

@utilitarian Год назад

That kidney bean joke was fire 😂

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

That got us 😂

@aslanpatience8278 Год назад

I'd say it was straight gas 🫘⛽😂

@erictaylor5462 Год назад

As an amputee, if I do something stupid, I like to say, "I'm not a complete idiot. There is a part of me missing."

@rickgodkin Год назад

Did you know William Shatner had a failed line of women's underwear? In hindsight, he shouldn't have called it Shatner Panties.

@pauldncn1 Год назад

Elouise gets the best joke That autopsy one is a killer 🤣🤣 Dead good actually xx

@danwybrow7226 Год назад

Eloise’s face after the kidney bean joke 😂

@jeremymitchell5178 Год назад

I wish it would never end.. I could watch this stuff all day.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha well we will Organise more for you 😂

@denisedann9761 Год назад

Yes , spread this..laugh joy happy . .

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

@@denisedann9761 thank you Denise and the nephew!

@aslanpatience8278 Год назад

Agreed. Such a vibe

@danlee5926 Год назад

Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs.

@ryanklotz309 Год назад

😂I love that one!

@leonidasspyropoulos849 Год назад

You all are so funny and good looking. Awesome couples and friends.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Thank you so much !! That’s awesome to hear

@fulltrucker Год назад

I’ve always heard it as “What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?” which elevates the funny a bit on account of they’re two names for the same thing.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

I would have no idea what a Garbanzo bean is. I’m obviously an uncultured swine 😂

@ImTheDudeMan471 Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolatesHey, don't go all garbanzo on that joke mate..

@justleavemealone Год назад

Followed by: I wouldn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face. I'm a big fan of this joke.

@phnelson033 Год назад

@@justleavemealone Bingo. Or slightly modified: "I've never paid $50 to have..." Implying it's already a thing you do kinda ups the 'potency' IMHO.

@phnelson033 Год назад

Gotta love Leigh's little George Jefferson strut he does after nailing the golfer's pants joke prior to the punchline. 😄

@matthewbrummer8691 Год назад

I've heard having a baby is more painful than being kicked in the balls, but I've never heard anyone say "I think I'll be kicked in the balls again".

@PixelBaller Год назад

When you’re sitting here both entertained and wishing you had friends as down to earth and funny as them.

@Killermike2178 Год назад

What goes "Clip clop BANG BANG! Clip clop BANG BANG!" Amish drive-by.

@onlykuopo Год назад

Michael is my spirit animal 😂

@EvilTwin559 Год назад

I got a poodle for my wife. I think it was a good trade.

@RealAndySkibba Год назад

These are my favorite videos from you all

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Appreciate that Andy! They are great fun

@johnrowland3105 Год назад

I love the Try not to laughs. Awesome.

@echorhys1685 Год назад

Whys is the reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you cant turn your back on family

@michaelrue1400 Год назад

I heard it as "Technically, Moses was the first person to use a tablet to download information from the cloud!"

@denisedann9761 Год назад

That twas fn hilarious 😅❤❤ cheers x thanks

@continentalrcinglg Год назад

Yay, more Eloise! *emoji with heart eyes goes here*

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha Skin agrees 😂

@phnelson033 Год назад

The bucket-kicking joke was top notch 👍

@tunptl18 Год назад

That Whitney Houston joke was top tier 😂

@phnelson033 Год назад

Not sure why but every time I hear that joke, I always wanna tell the joke teller to please dial it back a notch...or 12.

@nathanielrose274 Год назад

That lip wookie is effing majestic.

@JosephMullin Год назад

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby

@dilligaff1979 Год назад

Moses was the first person to download off of the cloud.

@dizachster3 Год назад

That bike is awesome. Single speeds are my favorite

@Joogaberry Год назад

The first crack at the Ctrl + c joke was on point. Your audience was off.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

They gave me nothing 😂

@Joogaberry Год назад

They need to make a Dr's appointment to have their funny bones checked 🤣🤣

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

@@Joogaberry completely agree 😂

@adsy6819 Год назад

Chickpea joke is one of my go-tos

@ryanklotz309 Год назад

Hey, credit to Weez though, for not taking "40 secs" this go around, to get the kidney bean joke. 😄 I watch a lot of your videos. 😄Cheers!

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

She was right on it this time!

@Micka8405 Год назад

I didn't know what chickpea is, so it took me a minute to understand the joke. Even if you don't have to what it is 😂

@evilchicken17 Год назад

I love you guys. Could be the liquor talking, but could be the terrible/great jokes.

@edgarpryor3233 Год назад

I kept watching everyone pull the mic cords back out of the gap.

@universexplorer3665 11 месяцев назад

3:27 in some sense it is a different kind of hole in the shoe, if the shoe could be stretched that hole would disappear (unlike the handle on a mug or a hole in the doughnut)

@WeGotTheChocolates 11 месяцев назад

That’s quite fair actually 😂 quite well thought out

@irshadahmed3355 Год назад

You guys are so much fun!

@joshuablanshard Год назад

Trust Lethal to prevent a lady from finishing..

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahahahah 😂😂 great skill

@miggygallano2857 Год назад

Love the moses and red kidney bean joke

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha us too 😂

@zasta7 Год назад

I'm not a native English speaker. Can you tell me the punchline of that joke? Couldn't understand.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

@@zasta7 I’ve never had a red kidney bean on my face? Implying he has had a chickpea on his face

@zasta7 Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates Hahaha...that's a good one. Finally Eloise's "that's disgusting" makes sense now. Thank you so much. You guys are the best jokes tellers because of two reasons, great jokes and a small friendly atmosphere. Please never stop.

@colephares4973 Год назад

I've always heard it as the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean

@lacklechris Год назад

The procrastination joke could have just ended there, the second part wasn't necessary 😂

@briancasey600 Год назад

I truly love watching you all tell these jokes and laugh at them. It makes my day! Where was Janna? When are u guys coming to Florida? We can do a match up then.

@haddenindustries2922 Год назад

8.53min 🤣🤣🤣 we guys really do think the same

@noelthorley3248 Год назад

You know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas! I've always wondered how a woman would react when she first sees me naked, would she screem and run out of the park!

@malcolmrowe9003 Год назад

Is that second one a Gary Delaney. The first one sounds like Tim Vine.

@noelthorley3248 Год назад

@@malcolmrowe9003 Not sure, I've heard them and repeated them for years.

@goodtim3s394 Год назад

As usual Skin with the rogue jokes hehehe :D

@Gromst3rr Год назад

Funny 😂

@android12921 Год назад

Eloise' has the best smile. Closer up shots capture everyone's expressions better. That's one distinguishing feature of your videos.

@ryanramdhanie8523 Год назад

Love the vids and podcasts boys. Listening in all the way from Trinidad. Brian Lara is called the ‘Prince of Port-of-Spain’. Where ya from Skin? 😂

@pabsOC Год назад

More of Eloise 😍 😅😅

@divarachelenvy Год назад

kidney bean lmfao

@abk5931 Год назад

Can someone explain the red kidney bean joke to me please?

@PitaPaka91 Год назад

"Chick pea" sounds like "chick pee". Chick as in girl. "I had a girl pee on my face".

@graemeporter Год назад

What's the difference between pea soup and roast chicken? Anyone can roast a chicken.

@BenjayTay Год назад

I just imagine hanging out with them and constantly accidentally saying stuff that's ambigious, everyone starts laughing and me not getting that I made joke (like when Eloise said: "I saw that was a long one").

@carlandersson6140 Год назад

Love it. I sent an email with some good jokes. Hopefully you can get them into a video in the near future.

@gullepomp Год назад

Wait he wasn’t talking about baby chickens.

@mikaelcykelstall2373 Год назад

I need subtitles...

@jericosha2842 Год назад

Thanks for making RU-vid great again

@keithruss1925 Год назад

3:04 the answer should have been the red kidney bean has a less of a salty flavor

@tweetybunny1831 Год назад

Why does the golfer wear 2 pairs of underpants, coz he keeps knocking the balls out 😂

@sourabhmayekar3354 Год назад

Hilarious

@sdavey10 Год назад

Is Eloise really so cute and innocent???

@richardcarbone7075 Год назад

Good jokes Good people

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Thanks Rich!! Your first wish

@richardcarbone7075 Год назад

@We Got The Chocolates and yet I'm as poor as the blind guy who didn't see the well

@ravenchunter Год назад

I have never been this disappointed with the quality and the delivery of the jokes. There were too many Mikes today.

@MrISabier Год назад

I tried my best to figure out the red kidney bean joke but I concede defeat. Someone please explain.

@jaggsy420 Год назад

Chickpea sounds like chick pee. His basically saying that he let a chick (women) pee (urinate) on his face.

@ChidiyaSethi Год назад

I have never had a Red kidney bean on my face 😂😂😂 (Which essentially means he has had a Chick (girl) Pee (not Pea) on his face ) Do u get it now?

@MrISabier Год назад

Goddammit, so obvious! Thanks mate.

@gohancain Год назад

Is it me or does Eloise kinda look like Emily Blunt. Also where is the reaction video of the Prince Albert?

@yourmum9704 Год назад

Michael GOAT

@erictaylor5462 Год назад

2:25 I just told this joke to my dad, who is name Michael, and he thought it was funny.

@frederickwood9116 Год назад

How do you get 4 elephants in a blue mini? - 2 in the front and 2 in the back. How do you know if there has been an elephant in the fridge? - footprints in the butter How do you know if there has been two elephants in the fridge? - two sets of footprints in the butter. How do you know if there have been 3 elephants in the fridge? - 3 sets odd footprints in the butter. How do you know if there have been 4 elephants in the fridge? - there is a blue mini parked outside.

@lilz5684 Год назад

Help! I don't get the doctor's appointment joke😢

@yashbajoria7868 7 месяцев назад

He didn’t need 10 appointments just 1

@rickgodkin Год назад

What did Kermit The Frog say when Jim Henson died? Nothing

@amaccama3267 Год назад

This is why you shouldn't day drink 😅😅😅

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha that’s fair 😂

@maciejpobudkiewicz Год назад

Actually I'd say that's exactly the reason why You should! :)

@shaurryabaheti Год назад

what came first? The chicken or the egg? Neither of them did :)

@berninator9790 Год назад

so i got to be honest, i still dont get the chickpea joke. of course i know, its a vedgetable, but that cant be it right? there must be a second meaning for it over there in aussie land, right? pls, explain

@michaeldeeny8559 Год назад

Looks like Dave does know some stuff

@ICEcxb4494 Год назад

Joke: What is 6.9? Answer: A good thing ruined by a period.

@fellyf89 11 месяцев назад

Weeze has the best reactions

@WeGotTheChocolates 11 месяцев назад

She really does 😂

@TheDarylSharp Год назад

I did wonder how a Brit had invaded the show.

@theldshow8311 Год назад

I m single but when I have a free time it’s gets doubled 😊

@theldshow8311 Год назад

What’s the first song that Jesus sang ? I wanna love ya and treat u right Bob Marley

@Piffsnow Год назад

Can anyone explain to me the doctor joke at the begining ? (English is obviously not my mother tongue) Thanks :)

@Micka8405 Год назад

I think it's "what about 10 tomorrow" and he doesn't need that many appointments, just 1

@dubeyansh Год назад

Captions mate!

@leftblank131 Год назад

8:17 But, oddly, not the first person to CTRL-P

@mykiaddo6063 Год назад

Butchered that chickpea joke 😂

@andrenel5256 Год назад

Is Michael really tall or Leigh really short? Or a bit of both? 🤔

@blacksheep6683 Год назад

(5:12) #PureBreadDog 💰💰💰

@TheBoogerJames Год назад

Some of these just need better setups. For example, the Moses one should start something like "Who was the first computer progammer?" or something like that to help foreshadow the pun. Puns work by subverting expectations, so you need to set the expectation first before delivering the punchline.

@KristianaCembre Год назад

Are the brothers dating sisters? Cause Eloise and Rochelle look so alike.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha no 😂 everyone thinks that though

@johnfumaster Год назад

how did the playground joke even get you guys laughing to much? Did I miss something?

@PitaPaka91 Год назад

It's a play on the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

@mikeadams2351 11 месяцев назад

love the jokes, at least the ones where I can understand what's being said? horrible audio.

@jaybee1962 Год назад

Please stop lauging before you finish saying the punchline. I like you guys and girls a lot, I enjoy your jokes immensely. But often you start laughing before you finish and for a person out of Amsterdam (The Netherlands) Aussie english is quite difficult ☹️😂😂

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

That is fair HahHa . Apologies!!

@ilaphroaig Год назад

"Sourbread dog" was the best joke that wasn't a real joke :-)

@FirstLast-mw4zw Год назад

Love the packed staduim

@TrzaGoesHard Год назад

My favorite joke follows the americn law of bigamy. Please ask. There is no fat. Every word means something.

@erikscoins Год назад

Im not english, please set subtitle :)

@andidubya3840 Год назад

medical joke My career as a freelance gynaecologist was over. It was time to hang up the gloves

@ThijsBaltes Год назад

procrastination joke would have been better if there was no punchline, and he just left them waiting

@iamaduckquack Год назад

As a duck please don't feed is bread. It's really bad for us. Thank you.

@matthiasbohm9069 Год назад

Why can't depressed people hang up shelves? Because they can't take care of themshelves.

@PapaBear143 Год назад

Here’s a hint: when you giggle so much that the audience can’t hear the punch line, then just stop

@jacobbpitt Год назад

Teepee?

@christophera2606 Год назад

What do you call a gender neutral person that's lactose intolerant? A non buy-dairy. Greetings from Sweden!

@shanehanson6013 Год назад

You need subtitles. Half the punch lines get drowned out by others saying stuff or laughing. All the stuff your were cracking up about in between jokes was entirely indiscernible. I tried the closed caption and that is just a mess.

@beowulfthedane 11 месяцев назад

IMO to truly get a winner you must instead find the most deadpan person you can find. Someone with no sense of humor. Perhaps a lawyer or a Judge or a Karen.