Daddy's Home | HFIL Episode 7 

Yes, Daddy

"Is that my WIFE??" Killed me

thanks daddio four star

Don't stop making these.

Still say that Cells kids (or at least Vegeta Jr) should pop into HIFL 😂

"We can smell our own blood." I assumed right away that's what he was referring to.

doesnt he also have King Colds?

@@OneFloofyBooper Unless I'm mistaken about how parentage works in DBZ, half of Frieza's DNA would be King Cold's.

@@MrZaranthan Yeah, but literally doesn't he have Frieza and Cold's DNA? Pretty sure he does.

@@dxjxc91 Yeah he does. It's specifically stated King Cold was one of the five warriors used for Cell's creation on quite a few occasions. Cell's Ki signature is Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Frieza, and Cold's at once.

Gohan, even though he was a kid, gave Cell a climactic fight worthy of a perfect villain. Tien made Cell look like a complete goddamn idiot.

Makes sense since Frieza has more of a grudge against Goku than he does Trunks.

I mean, it’s because the guy kept spamming KIKOHO in his face.

@@Terashi Goku humilliated and even let him live, while Trunks killed him quickly. I can see the pattern haha.

@@huitzil2389 “worthy fight” he spent most of the fight smacking him around infact he humiliated him worse then Tien did.

He also roasts tf outta vegeta multiple times lmao

Either that or cell hasn’t gone over the constant lvl 3 super spam

​@@korhol2065"KIKOOOHOOOOOOO!!!"

Or it just means he's petty about the whole tri blast/beam thing in his imperfect form.

Nah, Tien's just the dude that only has 1 move and spams it over and over until he loses anyway

I’m more surprised he had a wife.

You're not the only one. 😂

@@umbra9472 Though I am curious, the theme was making art depicting one's greatest regret. So, was it the fact Racoon slept with Gildo's wife he regretted, or was it the fact he didn't get to sleep with Gildo's wife?

Bruh

@@raw6668 Hopefully the latter, Guldo's on Yamcha's level of getting shit on for breathing and it gets sad after a while tbh

Ki-ko how are you doing?

@@multiverse_media2023 Perfect

@@multiverse_media2023 Came here to say that.

SHIENN KEE KOH HOH

To be fair Tien, did make his life a living hell for a few moments. Not to mention Cell's Vegeta.

Oh wow that is... That's genius writing. Oh my god i completely forgot about that arc

Wasn't that like, 2 episodes and the whole crew got roflstomped by Goku and Pikkon?

@@lizardguyNA Must be why it's so forgotten

I wouldnt call it an Ark but...yeah that would be intresting if it heads in that direction

@@lizardguyNA That would be part of the joke. It's such a long, arduous effort, and at it's conclusion it just goes up in smoke immediately because Goku and Pikkon are way stronger than they are.

I hadn't noticed he still had the ankle bracelet until now. That explains a lot.

King for something. Cold. Calculated. Cool as beans

Not that it matters if he had his ankle bracelet on or not. Unless he somehow got stronger after dying, he, Frieza, and all the others are relatively weak compared to Goku or some of the kais. Or even some of king kais other students. I am not sure why tfs bothered having them wear bracelets.

@@ksmith4388 becuase they are stronger than anyone in the after life, and it's so they can't escape otherwise they can fly and or kill mez and goz

In the other world tournament, king cold, Freeza, and cell do have some kind of rapport when trying to kill goku. But I think TFS would use this small interaction for a joke that will defy our expectations. But great plot point.

Goku survived, he wanted to kill Goku by choking him

​@@SPORTSY1987 I know.

@@jeffreyherrera5069 also he did it with his tail, not his hands

​@@SPORTSY1987 ​​ I know that too. Point is, he tried choking the life out of him and failed because Goku bit him. He at least took the chance to, unlike Cell who as far as I know never even touched Tien. Doesn't matter if it was with his tail instead of his hands. Unless you're counting on Goku not resorting to biting again if Freeza ever tried again.

He is part Freiza after all

Cell's deliveries are always PERFECT.

And it TRULY IS immaculate

Some would say it is perfect

This had me weak 🤣

Technically, the only one among them that is even PARTIALLY human is Cell.

He did meet Krillin though

@@BurakkuHishou Yee but I don’t think he know’s what species Kuririn/Krillin was.

@@75JUNAKI what do you mean everyone knows about the majestic space duck

@@JR-bf8su QUACK!!!

It is the most in character thing ever lol

“Wait wait wait wait wait!!!!!!”

@@innergoose5392 OMG You are so right man. 😂 Wait you are a man right? 🤨

m@@jerelcheek5112

I _WAS_ wondering where the heck Gero was in all this.

Not to mention Cooler, the misfit minions and Turles, and maybe even the Bio Warriors and Kochin.

@@waves2378 even lord slug and android 13 14 15

@@jesusramirez2504 Taka is reluctant to do the lord slug voice because of how much it fucks his throat. The androids are like 16, no souls. The other HFILs could hold Cooler, Wheelo, Bio Warriors, Broly, Gero, arguably Bardock, Chilled, Salza, Neizu, Dore, Turles, his minions, and Hatchiyak (in terms of characters already voiced)

@@rasengonshuriken Well isn't Wheelo in Abridged version good? Only wanted to get his body, so we can figure he is not in HFIL.I could also argue about Broly, because he was not evil by himself, only he got grudge against Goku ( i mean the old DBZ/Abridged version of Broly).

Worlds best DILF for a reason lol

Well, we expected it of Zarbon

@@demonkingbadger6689 I was actually expecting it out of Dodoria, she strikes me as the "Bad girl, with a daddy-kink" type.

@@carlspam5335 She probably is, but Raditz is her daddy now.

@@demonkingbadger6689 Zarbon: Yes, Daddy!

Never killed him

He regrets never teaching him the new way, he would have stood a chance if he did

“Nailed it” 🤣🤣

He regrets being unable to screw with him again. XD

Definitely never killing him

Well he did say it was perfect.

King Cold simply wants to be called Daddy by everyone.

That just clicked that Cell is in a weird way partly Cold's son

King Cold probably would make Cell his son knowing him if Frieza was wiped of the picture.

oh, there's a reason. Didn't you see the DILF mug?

Zarbon has every reason to call him daddy.

“Mmmmmmmmmm!!!!”

He's definitely inching closer to the Devil Artemis Zarbon than the TFS one which just got misread and was more innuendo.

Sure is Zarbon in here...

@@jorgemigueltavares6041 Mmmmmmm

The momemt he did that, I _knew_ that episode was going to be good!

Yes he did, in one of the coolest scenes in the entire abridged series.

@@alexmalik6204 respecc

@@alexmalik6204 one of the coolest scenes in Dragon Ball period.

Tien is the English dub TFS endeavored to bring back the Japanese dub and made devilishly great jokes about the Ocean dub.

KI. KO. HO.

Shasta is powerful

I also really like how nappas there too, just marked unknown

On Cell’s picture it says “Related?” because it’s connected to Guru’s. On Frieza’s it says “Asshole”. What does it say on Dodoria’s? I can’t make it out.

@@STH151NicoleFan it says "Dori

@@nechdaught3412 starting to think "Banging didoria" wasn't a lie

Well that, and a part of me wonders if he ment that more literally too, considering freeza is in cell, so in a way. Cell is one of king colds children.

Cell is part Cold, and part Frieza. Close enough for Cold considering in canon he was perfectly willing to take on *Trunks* for the role.

Ohhhhhhh I keep adding "Official" and it made less sense

@@barrykane7844 Not really, now you can say "O HADES" to call him over. :P

@@gwgux What happens if I say O SNAP instead?

Thank you. I knew I was missing something but I couldn't place it.

@@barrykane7844 lmao I was keeping the "and" in

Perfect, and thanks.

"And that acronym is more tortured than we are."

Yes, I can see the 'Most Replayed'. We all needed a second run to catch that.

*Honorable *Atonement *Director *Enrichment *Specialist

Pale rider????

That was definitely a Devil Artemis Quip (the animator) as his zarbon is far more flamboyant.

Mmmmm 😏😏😏

sure is lot of zarbon in there.

The speed of Cell's delivery really does hit hard

Just like Vegeta in the Android 13 movie🥴

Oh dear....he felt his what?!?!

Rigatoni. If you know you know.

Guldo: IS THAT MY WIFE???😂

I'm wondering if/when he's going to show up.

Vomi/21: *pats Gero on the back*

@@The_One_In_Black Considering that his brain and probably the upper parts of his nervous system are the only thing left of him and that all of his power came from artificial energy, he was probably weak enough to be put in the Soul Scrubber.

@@demi-femme4821 Except he was there to watch Goku's fight with Kid Buu.

@@demi-femme4821 Yeah, that probably explains why Android 19 and the other androids we can only assume exist aren't there either.

Krillin: QUACK!!!

Space duck

Yo the missed opportunity there 😂

@@judgment5090 What a majestic creature

How would Mr. Perfect Cell know about the parts he wasn't there for?

The utter and complete lack of hesitancy is what got me.

Well, in a way, King Cold IS his daddy. Or in two or more ways, even.

I had a good 20 second cackle at that. TFS strikes again.

I know right?!

I would have call it 'adorious'

He *was* the royal vizier

I think he was the one Raditz meant when he said King Cold wasnt the first to graduate HIFL, probably would be offered a job if Vegeta didnt revive him 😂😂😂

There was also Cui. His biggest sin was hating Vegeta.

He was rather nettled, as I recall.

Advanced geometry can nettle anyone

Super Nettled

If someone came along and blasted me into the ground by turning triangles into squares I wouldn't be so happy either

"If you Kikoho me ONE more time! I am going to be SO fucking nettled!"

Mmmm

Mmmmm

mmmhhmmmm

Mmmmmmm

Mmmmhmhm

Shit, that's a good point

Just gonna ignore whatever the fuck is going on with Zarbon are we?

@@SpadeDraco haha I know right

Love the question marks on Napa’s picture

zooming in it says "Dori

Amazing 🤣

I love how king cold just demands respect

If he can feel himself and Frieza within Cell then sure he holds a natural respect and dominion over Cell just like with Frieza and Cooler And if Cold knows everything about HIFL then he knows Cell’s entire background including all of the years waiting and time travel. So he knows Cell’s probably more patient then he is. Something that Cell has over Frieza and Cooler. Which is why they’re getting along. It’s all in the plan He’s probably replacing Frieza

This has gotten weird on levels I can't understand

@@scantopup2226 Yes Daddy

So THATS what he said!

@@goldenapplesaga5446 Fr I thought he was saying "super" instead of "stupid". It was really confusing me.

Oohhhhhhhh, that's what it was. It was bothering me lol

Kinda surprised there has never been a joke about Freeza not having anything down there since so far as I know that underwear isn't there to hide anything it's just how their skin is in their suppressed form (As in it is biologically a part of them). The armor though is just for flair and gets destroyed by the burst of power when they switch forms

I want to be a true fan. What's the joke there?

@@OMGreviewer 17 "bug man from the future yah and I'm a park ranger" 16 "that sounds nice" 18"can we focus"

You notice he had nappa's photo on the wall as well?

Probably that he didn't fly up when Goku had him in the full nelson.

Possibly working for Frieza. I hear there's some planet where a couple of Saiyans hid from him for decades, it _has_ to be better than being Vegeta's gopher.

I would say either not knowing his dad better or giving his brother a hug

@@ethancampbell5548 Well i mean Goku gave him a hug from behind and thats what landed him here.

@@timothymclean Yeah. The wildlife is great, and it takes the Freiza Force like 40 years to even set foot on there. Plus, you’ve got 2 other Sayains for company.

Well, he is the Honorable Atonement Director (and) Enrichment Specialist. Wouldn't quite be doing his job if he let it ruin the program, the one with "The Wall" was in line because it was still technically everyone working together, but the trust fall was ruined the moment Frieza decided to not even try.

@@Death_13TH oh my god that spells hades how did i not realize

@@fish3443 To quote Cell, it's because "That Acronym is more tortured than we are"

He can also smell his own blood. So I imagine he smelled an opportunity with someone who seems to exude a very similar demeanor to his own who happens to be related by blood.

@@Death_13TH I love it to be Hades

Guldo, oh gosh😑

Just like the rigatoni

So was Recoom’s regret not banging Guldo’s wife or not banging her enough? I really hope it’s the former because unlike canon Guldo, this Guldo isn’t the biggest asshole in the Ginyuu Force and is actually really nice. Minus the Genocide of course

@@alexalonzo8965 Maybe his regret is banging Guildo's wife in the first place. Maybe it was his worst time ever with someone, or he regrets betraying Guldo.

Wait, he has a wife!? 😂😂😂

@@multiverse_media2023 Key word, "HAD", especially after Recoome was done...

So glad they brought back King Cold for HFIL.

King Cold playing 5D chess

It's all a setup for Abridgers: DMCA War and Abridgers: Endgame.

Cold is a businessman at heart, he knows how to game the system.

Did he actually insinuate that he actually plans to take over hell ?

"Nein-" "Ja-" "....." "Oh you CAN'T say you're not curious."

I think he has king colds cells too making him kind of a son as well… cell has all the daddies lol

I sense an attempt at a jailbreak in the near future.

@@christianallen7882 Jailbreaks are for people too dim to not wind up running the prison after release.

@@stevenschnepp576 Cold is still in HIFL as is his "Princess"

Understandable assessment. If the reform was genuine, it doesn't mean King Cold is going to suddenly become a loving flower child, however. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if his turn around to good was genuine, but because of the whole cunning and ruthless emperor bit, he'd simply using his existing skillset to different ends. Or it's just a long con cuz that would be easier to write well.

cold is lawful evil, while most of hfil is chaotic evil a devil can work within the system, demons cant

King Cold: "What I know is that if you want to get out of here, you need to do better Princess. Cell: *snorts* King Cold: you sush Cell: yess daddy

Same 😎😎

Raditz and Cell are getting along great

700th like

Oh so like " haha hilarious" - Piccolo

The what?

@@Igarappappa devil Artemis universe. He’s the animator of hfil and va of king cold

@@kingteddieP4 Ah

@@Igarappappa Devil Artemis universe. Search Devil Artemis here on you tube. Its kinda like a watching a mad mans fever dream but lets just say it Stars Perfect Cell and his best friend is Kermit the frog and..well watch a bunch it will be worth it i promise.

Agree

Makes you wonder why Vegeta gets his clothes taken.

@@LegendaryDarkKnight602 Vegeta didn’t kick him in the balls and run away

Probably the reason King Yemma makes everyone strip, to keep his eye on the birdie.

Excuse me, you meant his " SPACE ARMOUR!"

@@Blackoutdmc We get it, he's from space. 😂😎

W a i t. That is Guru's one regret? Oh god.. does he regret the fact he got Nail killed..? Or the fact he never fucked Nail

@@NameName2.0 yes

@@NameName2.0 both

@@NameName2.0 he may regrets not having him around to make his life a literal living hell just for fun

Well if the “Frieza race” really does reproduce through artificial means that cells basically colds stepson

@@coolsquid22 stepson is more accurate

I've heard people say he's like a lost son but that ain't true.

I don't even think he is there for rehabilitation purposes. I think the point of HFIL is to push buttons until anger turns someone into a powerful beast of an ego. Why else would Raditz still be there (save for Dodoria) Out of the lot he is the most pragmatic, humble, and chill.

@@gingerinajacket8519 We are assuming that the ogres are competent, which they are not and Cold is obviously displeased with their performance. But Cold may also just keep people he deems as threats/not useful in the HFILs. Freeza hasn't changed while in HFIL while Cell was quick to adapt and is a proven problem solver. IDK what Cold has in mind (other than the stated goal), but if theres someone so powerful even Cold obeys, I want to know who.

@@goldenhate6649 perhaps Grand Kai, at this point in the story all of those in HFIL are either weaker than him or are Cell and stuck with the supressor

I actually have no idea what his goal is here. He oversees "the other HFILs" (I assume movie villains??) and seems to follow the rules unlike Frieza. I like the idea of him being more calm and collected than Frieza and not throwing tantrums. (Side note, makes me genuinely sad we never got to see much of him in DBZ.) He sounded genuine towards the end, but also forboding. Idk what further plans TFS possibly has for this series, because he almost seems to imply busting the villains out of Hell to wreck havoc on the universe once more.

@@RacingSnails64 well, he is the King after all lol kinda fitting if he's the one with an actual long game. And I'm still not sure if he's mocking his son or not 😂

Strip or strap...

Definitely got some Good Place vibes from that joke.

Agreed 😎😎

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Naw the daddy, recoome, and third eye stuff were it for me

King Cold is playing the long con. He is trying to get all of them out to be his army.

@@craigh5236 absolutely

He's being a cunning strategist, though i think this is how Freeza ended up in that tree

OMG that is kind of wholesome

@@craigh5236 honestly I think it’d be more interesting if he actually was reformed. Not necessarily to the point where he’s a good person or anything, but to the point where he’s not evil. His reasoning would probably be something like “Being evil just isn’t worth the effort, to be honest.”

I love how he and Frieza both regret not choking the life out of someone. BWF

"Ki-ko how you doing in HFIL, Cell?"

@@multiverse_media2023 *Perfect.*

triangle makes a square

@@francenkovcan5211 All these squares make a circle.

Freaky alien genotype

It's more than just Frieza. He's also the father of all abridging. If it weren't for him, TFS wouldn't exist, and no other abridged series to date. And to top it off, he's among the very few abridgers dedicated enough to finish their series, despite all the hardships and the health complications and the stress he's suffered over the years. He's not just a national treasure. He's a legend.

@@Daioblis very well said my friend

Wait little kuriboh? As in abridged Yugi and Yami? How the fuck have I not realized this before?

@@xavierrivera3407 yessir lol

@@xavierrivera3407 His voice range is insane, shall we say. Comes with how many voices he makes up in YGOTAS.

He is Cooler.

But he already has 2

@@brokenmask333 like they said, the son cold never had.

@@GamingMasterAnthony fuckin gotem

Mmmm

Father And Son 😎😎

I mean cell has the DNA of King cold

@@technoimperialist9509 you don't hear daddy said like this because of filial piety

Episode 59 Cell: I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN, DADS!

Yeah... and they're all mutants, apparently. So King Cold might even personally view Cell as a kind of cousin/nephew or just another child of his.

Honestly, I'm just waiting to see as to whether they'll be bringing Cooler into this, along with his henchmen trio, including that one french dude that, I believe, is suppose to be a 'cousin' of Jeice.

All Dragon Ball villains need to stick together. All have one thing in common, they all hate Goku. Except Cell, he hates Gohan.

@@haroldbalczac6431 son and _also_ grandson. Cell is his own uncle.

@@multiverse_media2023 Oddly enough, he doesn't. But he sure does hate Tien.

Also the Saiyan insignia on the wall

Also Bardocks picture above it

Personally I like that he wrote "RELATED??" on Cell's picture, acknowledging that they're technically brothers.

IS THAT MY WIFE?!

Dodoria: Nice.

Also cells wings sticking straight up when he yells at the ogres lmao

Cell also has Frieza's dna AND Cold's too. So he's not only calling Cold daddy he's also calling HIMSELF daddy

Well, he is the World's Best DILF, so....

Mmmmmm!!!!!

He's just like "...Damn, I stink...."

This series let's the villains show who they are, and what they're like if they were forced to be put in a 'normal' situation together- That alone let's really interesting interactions bloom! Along with relationships. Ngl, things like this are fan-content at it's peak (人*´∀｀)+ﾟ:｡*ﾟ+

So Recoome regrets (I'm assuming from the reaction) sleeping with Guldo's wife, and didn't realize this might have been a bad way to acknowledge it? He really is the worst "friend."

@@Azteceda Either that or he regrets NOT sleeping with Guldo's wife

@@Azteceda I took it as he regrets not getting to sleep with his wife.... Cuz it seemed in line with the other regrets

Everybody saying he regrets not sleeping with his wife. No no no I dont think there's a word better suited than completely destroying his wife. He's a wrestler after all, and wrestlers love putting on a good action packed show.

I took it as he either regretted sleeping with his friend’s wife and betraying his trust, or that it was so unsatisfactory that he just didn’t enjoy the experience. It’s open to interpretation.

You forgot the 'RELATED??' on Cell's picture, which is just delightful.

@@KentuckyKaiju Wait. Yeah they would be related! Immediately explains why Raditz is so awesome to Cell in a lot of ways. Brotherly love, and all that.

@@someguy4853 But Nappa was revived and became Mr.Satans manager.

@@kellmalleus5825 Raditz doesn't have a great track record on brotherly love.

Gtfom!!! Lol such a great ending

He also has Freeza's. So... That's a bit complicated.

@@walnzell9328 no, in France it's called consanguinity XD

@@walnzell9328 Grandpa daddy?

It dawns on me that he wasn't there in King Cold's introduction. Did he just spontaneously choose to do so?

@@pakreted.3072 plz do explain

This isn’t him voicing cell

@@Carnomus I know that. He voices King Cold

@@LAA_197 W

He'd probably be happy to rid of guru, but he certainly wants to keep his best friend radditz

Probably both, he IS smart enough to understand how to be pragmatic for an extended period of time and getting out is his priority, but since even if he gets out he cant revive well he might aswell just adapt to this whole thing

A bit of both, really. Cell's made up of both a lot of monsters and a lot of heroes, and outside of ruthlessly pursuing his goals, his final form was fairly chill in general. He was even okay with being killed by Goku if it meant it'd be a massively climactic ending to his life. I wouldn't say that he genuinely wants to reform, but that he's simply letting his softer side come out for a while because he's not THAT bothered by having to shelve his petty side if that's what it takes to get out.

@@Nyzer_ in other words, he tones down the Freeza. (And maybe the Vegeta too)

someone didn't watch until the end.

I don't think he's reformed. He's playing the long game.

Definitely playing an angle 😈

He's as much reformed as post-Super Frieza is, anime-wise. Still villainous, but calmer and methodical about it, rather than throwing his weight around and openly antagonizing people. Enough modicum of "good" that he begrudgingly respects the Saiyans, does not press his luck, and is more content to play the long game. Honestly, I personally find Frieza circa Broly is a good example of a villain undergoing character development without changing the fact that he's unrepentantly evil. He's set his sights on more practical goals and forgoes needless puppy kicking.

@@Tvboy777 I did...

Specifically his " _stupid_ fucking third eye", which, really, Cell does kind of have a bitter point about: I can't recall why Tien has one ever being explained even back in the original _Dragonball_ series. It's just...there even though he's otherwise a normal human.

@@MusicoftheDamned I mean, why is Oolong a talking pig? Why is Puar a flying, talking cat? Why does Kuririn not have a nose but can still smell? WHY ARE THERE TALKING DINOSAURS, BEARS, DOGS?! Tenshinhan isn't the weirdest around really..

@@marxist-leninist-protagonist Why is Earth ruled by a dog?

@@marxist-leninist-protagonist and yet he has a third eye that was used I think once in the Tenkaichi Budokai and never to be mentioned again.

@@marxist-leninist-protagonist The talking animals (and Pilaf) are a bit weird, but they are all explicitly a different species of "monster" people essentially IIRC. Meanwhile Tien is just...a dude who randomly has a physical third eye despite supposedly being human, which is somehow still weirder than Chaotzu being an albino midget since I think Chaotzu is supposedly human too. I'd laugh if part of the reason Cell is still *so* furious is because not only did he stymied by a lowly human but by the human who might arguably have the literal smallest brain of anyone alive given how huge that "stupid fucking third eye" is. It's less that Tien is "the weirdest" overall and more that he's one of the weirdest *humans* in the series, if not *the* weirdest human. As for the dinosaurs, I can't explain that either. I wouldn't be surprised if someone just wished them back from extinction because they thought it would be cool though, and then no one wished them into extinction again (if they ever went extinct in this world to begin with). After all, it's not like Shenron would say "no" to that type of wish since it's not asking to resurrect specific people. Shrug.

Cell wasn't even told to call King Cold "Daddy", and yet he did so instinctively.

Thank you zarbon

@@TheLichruler King Cold actually is his daddy...biologically speaking. Sort of.

@@jonathancampbell5231 his grandad and dad are the same time

@@_hermannlakehunt_7278 uh

I did not notice, but it is nice acting

@@alexgreer6336 pump daddy c

DevilArtemis has a gift when it comes to voice acting.

@@ItsDaHoots Wonder when he will be in the series, since the movies are canon to the tfs universe

You shush

Same! 🤣